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It is no news to most that a lot of nice dating sites do not accept Nigerians and most of the ones that do have low patronage by foreigners.
How many of these sites are for real or fake? Which rejects you because u are a Nigerian and which offers the opportunity if true love?
Ladies and gents share your experiences and knowledge of online dating..

onegig:
I didn't get the response.

Just send me a message again.

I just got info of failed mail delivery. Apparently the Nairaland sever rejected my mail for some reason, maybe I dismissed the mail on the site to quickly b4 my reply e-mail reached the server.
This is my e-mail - eze21eke@gmail.com
Thanks for being patient.

I am a man of God myself and I promise God never works this way. He never rubs raw power in the faces of people in an 'obscure' manner.
A bully will always shoe of his strength but the truly strong man will be patient, merciful and kind to the helpless which makes him look weak most times....God is so.
BEWARE OF 'FLAMBOYANT' MIRACLES THAT CARRY NO REAL MEANING EXCEPT TO ENHANCE THE REPUTATION OF THE 'DOER' AS A HEAVY PERFORMER.
GOD WILL NEVER TURN A WOMAN'S HAIR TO DELICIOUS FOODS COOKED WHO KNOWS WHERE' AND THEN ASK PEOPLE TO EAT IT WHEN THERE ARE MORE PEOPLE WITH GENUINE PROBLEM AROUND.
QUOTE ME ANYTIME /ANYWHERE.

onegig:
Sent you a mail.

I just replied your e-mail access request. sorry for the delay.

adexin:
visit 4shared.com to download avast premium which is of paid licence then download du speed booster.....instal then run the app u see changes

that's the problem. How do I pay for this premium antivirus online. if this a store right here in Lagos or say computer village, Ikeja I'll gladly pay #1000 or more to get it but online I'm lost. And I'm thinking Norton system mobile antivirus may be better than avast mobile antivirus and may be gotten at a place like computer village or a SLOT store. I lack the credit cards/PayPal acct. etc, etc to pay for things on line.
(2) do these premium antivirus softwares effectively get rid if viruses, malware, worms, Trojans etc...?.

I own an 8 month old Techno G9 tablet phone. I use it to surf the internet a lot and often watch movies (a few times even porn). It was at a porn site I first got a warning that my browser had been infected by 5 viruses. was adviced to download a certain program to purge it but I didn't thinking it was just a trick to get me to download the main virus into my phone. Such alerts have popped up many times since saying my phone is slow and to download cleaner.
In the last two months I've been noticing the slowness clearly but now it has become a problem. Online registration for anything is trouble and the phone process thing too slow..
I have tried uninstalling all unimportant apps until the ram was half free but no improvement. I downloaded cheetah cleaner and did much cleaning but still no real improvement. I was using avast antivirus but it wasn't premium and my test period expired abt 3 months ago so the virus definition is out dated.
Pls what do I do to correct the slowness which is obviously the work of a virus or malware or worms....whatever they are I want them out and avast is useless for this. What is d best antivirus for my phone and how do I get it here in Lagos Nigeria because I can't pay dollars online but I can pay naira here.
I bought the phone from SLOT . do they have a maintaince section for this? Or is there a Techno store in Lagos

I own an 8 month old Techno G9 tablet phone. I use it to surf the internet a lot and often watch movies (a few times even porn). It was at a porn site I first got a warning that my browser had been infected by 5 viruses. was adviced to download a certain program to purge it but I didn't thinking it was just a trick to get me to download the main virus into my phone. Such alerts have popped up many times since saying my phone is slow and to download cleaner.
In the last two months I've been noticing the slowness clearly but now it has become a problem. Online registration for anything is trouble and the phone process thing too slow..
I have tried uninstalling all unimportant apps until the ram was half free but no improvement. I downloaded cheetah cleaner and did much cleaning but still no real improvement. I was using avast antivirus but it wasn't premium and my test period expired abt 3 months ago so the virus definition is out dated.
Pls what do I do to correct the slowness which is obviously the work of a virus or malware or worms....whatever they are I want them out and avast is useless for this. What is d best antivirus for my phone and how do I get it here in Lagos Nigeria because I can't pay dollars online but I can pay naira here.
I bought the phone from SLOT . do they have a maintaince section for this?

wirinet:
This case been made worse for the accused and possibly the judge. The accused has already pleaded guilty to murder, so he has been comfirmed to be a convicted murderer. The only problem now is the sentence or penalty. The judge does not have the power to discharge a convicted felon. The sentense is specified according to the criminal code. The punishment specified varies from 20 years to life depending on if the accused pleaded gulity to first degree or second degree murder. All the plaintive or an interested party needs to do is to appeal the judgement at the appeal court, and appropriate punishmnet according to the law would be handed the convicted murderer.

The appeal court cannot even review the case itself, only the judgement.

didn't you also read that the their of a 'dead man' was also brought before the judge for stealing the aluminum roofing sheets? The their wasn't 'killed' he was probably 'panel heated to a near death state'

onegig:
no problem.

Tanx, hope to hear from u soon.

Youngpo413:
hahahahahaha

Man no laugh ooo. See me see trouble oooo.

Olarewajub:
i will advise you walk into one of those stores and tell them your need and subsequently come here and ask on the pros and cons of the laptops recommended by the seller.

How wise you are.
Will do.
Thanks a million.

onegig:
Would get back to you. But it wont be new but i can give assurance of durable and long lasting use.

As long as its neat in condition, 17 inch screen, above 200 GB HDD, at least 2 GB ram, WiFi, Bluetooth, webcam, DVD ROM, OS windows 8 or better, durable battery life.....I am very interested. These are the most important characteristics I need as writer with bad sight.
And of cause problem free.

I am one of the few yet to acquire a BVN from my bank first bank. The queue in and out of the banking hall of this is terrible on a normal day and this bvn issue has turned the place into a crowded stadium these past few weeks and this has made impossible for me to get a bvn. I am giving the thing up cos tomorrow will be a no go area there.
Can I get a bvn if I open an account in a new bank entirely - I am sick of first bank's long queues and they can keep whast's left in the as count for all I care.

I am a prophet myself and I have addressed this issue in the crime section of this forum under the thread title - The crimes of Ogbanje persecution.
if the girl is what I have concluded she is then she should be returned to her parents unharmed and the family should pack out of the house. Again the boy doesn't need medical attention he needs spiritual one by a man of God who has the power and authority to break the bond I am sure has been formed between the boy and that girl.
Pls advice strongly on all this or he will regret it. The accidents and illnesses are just the beginning and that boy is in danger.

Olarewajub:
Do you want to purchase it online?

Nope. I'm here in Lagos and there are nice markets within reach

onegig:
It won't fly. last I check the Dell you are quoting retails for around 65k now.

But I am surprised you still haven't gotten one. What happened?

like you said it won't fly. I can go as high as 45k isn't there anther brand of lesser grade you may suggest? As a writer I don't really need things like 4gb ram/1tetrabyte HDD which make d dell inspiron so expensive. Most important to me is d 17inch screen and good battery life.

SammyO4real:
'Fiend?' Pourquoi est-ce que vous me appelle un 'Fiend' dans lieu de FRIEND?'

Alright that's enough.
Good bye

onegig:
Sorry for my late response. I didn't see this early enough. I would have said you go for dell inspiron 17r but i don't know your budget. Care to specify your budget?

my budget is 40k which is why I seek a fairly used laptop and not new. can I get the Dell inspiron 17r at this rate and where?

SammyO4real:
non, non, non, je ne maudis pas vous. Pourquoi vais-je faire cela? Vous etes mon Ami ou mon Frere.

Ahh ......Mon Ami ......my friend...I understand now. it is well fiend.
Thank you.

Olarewajub:
New or fairly used and can you do away with a DVD Rom?

Fairly used and no I can't do away with DVD rom

Am a start up writer/author in need of a neat fairly used laptop within the range of 40k.
17 inch screen, about 300gb HDD, at least 2gb Ram, webcam, WiFi, Bluetooth, nice battery. This is what I think I need due to my low budget any advice on brand and location of purchase will be highly valued. Tanx

Lincoln275:
its bb code but it works for android

If you use it on android, cool. What are the subscription codes pls.

SammyO4real:
Pourquoi etes vous voulez un interpreter? Pourquoi ne pouvez pas vous faire ça votre meme? Aller apprendre le langue de Francais parce que est utile comme anglais.

God in heaven! Are u cursing me or what?

Lincoln275:
walahi airtel has been good to me , #1500 for 4Gb

is this bb plan or android? what are the subscription codes, pls?

SammyO4real:
Pas un des eux. Tout des eux sont mal. Je deteste Airtel et Glo surtout.

Interpreter pls....Help oooooo

I very recently came across a tread here about an innocent young girl accused of being an 'ogbanje' and due to that she was ill-treated horribly. This tale upset me so much I have opened this one to highlight some realities and perhaps indirextly save a few innocent girls out there.
As a Prophet of God I say the issue of 'Ogbanje and witchcraft' is far more complex than can ever be imagined or understood by the ordinary human mind. The principalities and powers of nature are far too complex to be easily explained and there lies the foundations of the ogbanjes, witches, fake prophets, witch doctors and the occult as a whole.
Human beings (friends and other such people) may influence the actions and behaviour of a person by talking or associating closely. Supernatural beings do the same thing by injecting sudden thoughts and uncontrollable urges that posses the person for no clear reason, sometimes so powerfully they literally eat the person alive as resistance only causes great physical discomfort e.g sleeplessness, loss of appetite or loss of interest in every other thing. Good supernatural beings do not tamper with men this way but evil and lascivious ones, often called demons, play all kinds of tricks and do things that will shock and amaze you terribly if you could but see and understand.
Nature through the blessing of God can reproduce but a back door opened by the sins of mankind has allowed evil the ability to hijack the process at all levels and
play terrible games with peoples lives. And this is the origin of things like the hamaphrodites, sadists, criminally minded, criminally insane and the ogbanjes, witches, mammy waters etc. Evil entities have the power and ability to fuse with or enter human beings and become one with them. This fusion is best achieved when the person is in formative form (in the womb) thus mental development can be
guided and maximum control of the vessel (the person) achieved. Female
vessels are preferred cos they present the best opportunities for invading
humanity and causing the worst destructions. The more beautiful the girl the
more powerful the evil however there are no guarantees except when a door
has been opened spiritually for evil to enter d family either knowingly or
unknowingly by the action of an ancestor.
Majority of these victims, at a young age, are ignorant of what they are and
physical punishments to enable a confession does not help, only real God given
power and authority does. Powerless Pastors and fake prophets (bible businessmen) when confronted with a family full of troubles usually turn to the more gullible 'witchcraft and Ogbanje angle and innocent girls and women end up taking the fall. Some of the attrocites I've come across in the name 'hunting and destroying the powers of Ogbanjes / witches/mammy waters powers are so horrible and will shock you to the bone. However beware the evil is very real and it live in
beautiful houses.

As a Prophet of God I say the issue is far more complicated than you can ever imagine. The principalities and powers of nature are far too complex to be easily understood by humans and there lies the foundations of the ogbanjes, witches, fake prophets, witch doctors and the occult.
Human friends of a man may advice and encourage him to act in a certain way but when supernatural being do the same sudden thoughts and uncontrollable urges possess the man for clear reason (resistance will only cause discomfort eg sleeplessness, loss of appetite or loss of interest in any other thing). Good supernatural beings do not tamper with men this way but evil and lascivious ones, often called demons, play all kinds of tricks and do things that will amaze and which you terribly if you could see and understand.
Nature through the blessing of God can reproduce but a back door opened by man himself has allowed evil the ability to hijack the process at all levels and play terrible games with peoples lives, this is the hamaphrodites, sadists, criminally minded, criminally insane and the ogbanjes, witches, mammy waters etc. Evil entities have the power and ability to fuse with or enter human beings and become one with them. This fusion is best achieved when the person is in formative form (in the womb) thus mental development can be guided and maximum control of the vessel (the person) achieved. Female vessels are preferred cos they present the best opportunities for invading humanity and causing the worst destructions. The more beautiful the girl the more powerful the evil however there are no guarantees except when a door has been opened spiritually for evil to enter d family either knowingly or unknowingly by the action of an ancestor.
Majority of these victims, at a young age, are ignorant of what they are and physical punishment to enable a confession does not help, only real God power does. Powerless Pastors and fake prophets when confronted with a family full of troubles usually turn to the more gullible 'witchcraft and Ogbanje angle and innocent girls and women take fall. Some of the attrocites I've come across here are horrible however beware the evil is very real and it live in beautiful houses.

I'm looking to buy a very neat laptop within 2 weeks. Specifically a Dell or HP, 15 or 17 inch wide screen, at least 200 GB HDD, at least 2 GB ram, bluetooth, WiFi, webcam, DVD rewrite, windows 7, 8 or better as os.
Thank you.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh
Now the heartless manner in which the police torture and harass innocent citizens bringing them info will back fire.
Even if I suspect my neighbour for this robberies I would never come forward to tell the police, not for 5 million naira.....they will torture me to death in the name of 'carrying out proper investigations' then release me on #10m bail and then I would need to spend another #20m for hospitals bill to treat the horrible torture wounds. while the police public relations officer that 'Nwosu' chap will announce that the police felt I was suspicious looking.both in actions and character......blab....blab....blab.....bottom line no reward and I should be grateful the police set me free after all.
Mr. Commissioner and Mr, IGP God don catch una. Let's see how many people come forward and put their lives in your hands for 'further questioning' in a private room.
May this issue become such a thorn in your flesh 'O thou policemen' that it will result in the sack of most of you.
Amen

yeah, sure does. thank you.

I'm an ardent user of air tel and wish to use the 4gb for #2000 android plan on my modem by acquiring the plan on my tablet and transferring the sim to my modem. secondly would anyone say airtel is a fairly good network speed wise because here in my area its so slow it causes for me online. Since the fuel crisis when they cut bonuses on recharge their services have not been up to normal particularly in speed or it could be my tablet is slow.
Advice pls.

feezy:
How do I join a group on what's app

I too would like to know how to join a whatsapps group comprising of sophisticated matured minds only, preferably a dating group or a friendship group.