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IamLEGEND1:
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Sorry but I don't get your meaning.

7footre:
So you wan go chase woman for church and you de find who go give you direction? If you are looking for a wife, ask married folks or relatives to refer people to you. On a second taught what happened to childhood friends, neighbours colleagues? Have you exhaused such options?

Good thought but sometimes unfortunate circumstance like untimely death rids one of beloved relatives who really care. As for childhood friends, they are simply not in the vicinity. in these cases you hear people sat they are alone in the world without anyone to care for them.

babyfaceafrica:
Don't go to churches cos of ldies..go for salvation..if you need ladies go to club

I disagree. I've never met a guy that found a good wife in a club. My friend fighting world war 3 with his babe found her at Cool cat club and bar, Ojo, Lagos.
Thank u very much.

Pheals:
Op na that u find go church !! Well GOD is till checking yah prayer

He that findeth a wife findeth a good thing.
pal, aside from the church where else exactly can one find a nice lady that hasn't been busy sleeping with as many men as possible either for money or to find a potential husband.
One of my guy says his mom has a saying .....'if she is good she goes to church every Sunday and not to parties or her boyfriend's house'

walexzee11:
Start from Synagogue!

Thanks bro, appreciate the tip.

Onijagidijagan:
boy why so stupid this way. people dat says ibo people r christians r unserious even fulani muslim cannot mock God lyk u ve done.

Firstly I'm not a boy any more, ask my mother. Secondly I NEVER EVER MOCK GOD IN ANY WAY

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My friends and I were involved in a hot argument just yesterday and the issue was how to find a decent lady for a wife given the circumstance/low standard of society today.

Like me most of my friends are bachelors in their 30s and the topic was brought one by one of them experiencing problems with his girlfriend that has led to several fights and destruction of property. Our discussions went many but it inevitably led to the question of where to find a good supply of, decent, matured minded, single ladies to pick from and settle down with? Of course the first suggestions where dating sites and then religious dating sites. We argued on this a while before one friend made a funny suggestion.

He put it this way - 'why waste time and money browsing though those dating sites with 70% fake photos and profiles when you can browse for free through Lagos churches that are over flowing with desperate single ladies'

We all agreed he made sense of course particularly when you considered the beauty of a fiance his younger brother got himself at a church in Abia state. Problem is there are over a million churches in Lagos and we just can't visit them all so here I am opening a trend and asking for suggestion from all.

No insults pls. That you are comfortable in your life and relationship is no license to mock others. I would very much like the names, location and service schedules of big churches in Lagos with high population of single ladies seeking spiritual assistance in finding husbands.

Toks2008:
Desperate for a husband


For many years i never knew how ladies in their very late 20s,early 30s and late 30s feel when it comes to the issue of settling down with a man until recently when i had the cause to really get close to many of them.

Yes many of them will always insist that marriage is the least of their worries but deep inside,most of them are hoping desperately to have a man to settle down with and my acquaintanceship with some of them made me decide to write this short piece hoping that when they see and read it,they will come to understand that their desperation is self inflicted and until they learn to put themselves at a vantage point,they will only hope and wish for a long time that a man comes their way.

I have witnessed many deliverance session for ladies all in the name of looking for a husband but after a close look i come to realize that they are their own problems and this is as a result of the society that have brainwashed them and rather than dealing with the problems,they end up running from from one prophet to another and from one deliverance service to another and some have become a shadow of themselves as they turn to emergency sister dressing like masquerades,going without earrings,make up and even on low cut all in the name of looking for a man.

Please when next you see such ladies,help me inform them that deliverance won't solve their problems and even when we know that there are spiritual hindrance to getting a spouse,most times what we need is a re orientation of our minds,ways of life and culture.

1.Many ladies will not say yes to a man if you are not ready to do traditional wedding,legal wedding,white wedding,blue wedding... Please tell me how easy you expect to find a man in this harsh economy.

2.As an Igbo lady,you are naturally at risk unless you drive it into your man's ear that in your own family they don't ask a man for crazy bride price otherwise you will only see men come into your life without discussing marriage and you will think its a curse from the village but its only as a result of the funny belief that Igbo ladies are expensive to marry.

3.How many ladies can start a life with a struggling man? I guess part of the prayer point during deliverance is that GOD should bring a ready made man to propose to you.Mumu

4.Funny doctrinal belief is another hindrance and many ladies who run to conservative churches in the bid to have a man end up in more bondage.I had a lady friend in her 30s who i admire so much but she goes to one of this conservative churches and there was a time i was so sick and i was expecting her to visit but she never did and when i told her i was angry,she was so quick to say she can not visit me at home and i was like FOR REAL? Even a sick guy? i even told her that she would have at least come in company of a friend and i lost interest in the friendship instantly and i wonder how she will get a good man with that mindset.

5.Rough past is another hindrance and many ladies just believe that if a man loves them the past does not matter.

6.Lack of wife qualities is another issue and i wonder how a lady who does not have the required quality to be a mrs to a man will be desperate fore a man because even if any man comes,he will eventually leave you until you work on yourself.

The bottom line is that many ladies we see in churches today who tend to be looking for a husband are their own problems. So stop been desperate and work on your mindset and you will be surprised that in no time,a good man will walk into your life and marry you.

can u or anyone else pls give me the name and service days of any church in Lagos with a high population marriageable single ladies.

galatico:
@Ishokoh

My brother you no lie cause Babes yapa for Church!!!!

if you are in Lagos pls tell me the name of such a church or churches and their service days.

isokoh:
GUY MAKE YOU DE GO CHURCH WELL, FEMALE YAKPA 4 CHURCH NOW. JUST TELL THEM YOU LOVE THEM GO FOLLOW YOU HOME. NO DOWRY.

seriously speaking if u are in Lagos I would love to know which church to your knowledge has a high population of marriageable single ladies. and their special service days.

The inequality of this world !
So many nice ladies seeking husbands in one place but in another so many matured guys seeking decent God fearing wives (I'm one of such). Please op we need to chat privately perhaps you could help me out somehow I'm tired of bachelorhood but not interested in worthless and prideful women.

Now there is america for you. Here in Nigeria thus girl will need at least 25 years to do anything including bribe her way to an original pilot's licence after so many fakes and 'come next week'.

I'm a 35 seeking a nice, light skinned lady on big build, below 30 yes, for immediate marriage.
she must be religious (either Muslim or Christian), never married, without kids, well educated, working, very neat and gentle natured.
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Sorry I saw this post late. Firstly check my signature so u may take my words seriously.
Second you need a real prophet fast and never even consider the girl's opinion on the issue of which church to go.
Thirdly you should sit down and think of your feeling for the girl cos u are abt to do battle with invincible and terrible that never give up for generations even if you manage to escape now.

IS THERE HOPE?
It all depends on who the girl is (her spiritual identity). if this is the case of mere male spirit taking a human wife then the bond may be broken but if the case of spiritual wife taking human body then your only is to run as fast as you can.

Note the human part of the girl has no power over her actions. and whatever u do never beat or even try to harm her.

I'd have loved to take on this case myself cos I find the girl's stand point interesting (yes I'm a prophet of God....a powerful one too) but I'm indisposed at the moment.

in my area its just 3 - 5 hours daily and for only 4 or 5 fays a week. They always bring light by midnight and tasks it before dawn. if one needs to do things like iron clothes or watch movies its night vigil.
I live in the Alaba international Electronics market in the Ojo area of Lagos

Richie0974:
Thieves everywhere.... Morning... Afternoon... Evening... And we think we have a functional police force in this country...now we have to walk with escorts so as not to be robbed or kidnapped...may God help us

Man don't be daft the police force are for special operations like terrorizing innocent citizens, advancement of the use of brutal torture as investigations, advancement of bribery and corruption, intimidation of commuter bus and taxi operators.....they recently added intimidation of pregnant women to the list.

Dklef:
MY CHAT WITH A WHITE GIRL :
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Me: Hey. . .

. . .She: hey,hi

. . .Me: cool.how are u?

. . .She: I'm good and u?

. . .Me: I'm good too.kindly tell me about
yourself

. . .She: uhmmm,ok.I'm Vivian Craig,from
the United
States, I'm the only daughter.Still in high
school.Like skating,spongeb ob, dancing,and drawing. Uhm,i'll
stop there.Anything else,feel free to ask
me
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MY CHATS WITH A KENYAN GIRL .

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Me : hello rhonda

. . . She : hi! It's been a while!

. . .Me : I'm sorry,I've just been busy..work
and everything

. . .She : awwwwn,poor dear,i
understand.hope you are ok?

. . .Me : yes dear,i am..how's life in Nairobi?

. . .She : so so fast and noisy..everyone 's hustling.i just
resumed school.how's lagos?
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MY CHATS WITH A NIGERIAN GIRL : .

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Me: Hello

. . . She: I

. . .Me: uhm,ok..how are you?

. . .She: 5n

. . .Me: how's your day going?

. . .She: (after 15mins) 5n

. . .Me: Please,kindly tell me about yourself

. . .She: Y?

. . .Me: nothing much dear,just want to
know you better

. . .She: check my profile

. . .Me: seriously??

. . .She: kk
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..Idiots

oh man....I can't stop laughing.
And yes u did get the Nigerian girl part just right. I've had exactly that experience with several.
You forgot to add the .....Enya, tanx, sowy and 'hv u eaten'

Our politicians should also start giving the military what they need both in terms of sophisticated weapons and room to the needed work. When a man, even a general is distracted by politics and the government then the work is not done right, that's if it's the right guy in the seat and not a political choice.
But wait everyone talks about the Army what of the air force? How many new attack aircraft have we?
The gun touting Afghanistans had a saying in the days that country was invaded by the USSR - 'we are not afraid of the Russians but we are terrified of their helicopters' I mean Afghanistan, a country where every one upward of 14 years has an assault rifle with a rocket luncher not too far away, is scared of Russian attack helicopters!
The army has to be mobile to get anywhere and are always spied coming so the enemy has time to act but the air force using attack aircraft that swoop out of the sky without warning in wide open flat lands like the north has will hurt Boko Haram worse than anything the army can do. The politicians and military generals would know this if they did their homework and paid strategy more attention.

pacino26:
Make your headline this way:

Nigeria Armed forces vs Boko Haram & Politicians. It's not a three way battle but two against one.

That being said, the armed forces should now plan their battle strategy effectively.

I de come

I don't think so. politics is also in the show down

A statement issued by Major Gen. Nasir Muazu on behalf of the Nigerian army yesterday said 'Boko Haram can no longer face the Army on any and all fronts'. This comes on the heels of reports of the insurgents raiding border villages and towns on motorbikes having a free for all. How long exactly will it take the 'lofty' military and 'all knowing' politicians to realise frontal attack is not an opinion to eradicating an enemy that doesn't exist? An enemy that wears masks, T-shirt and jean to do battle for 2 days in a week then get rid of the masks to become, spies and ordinary citizens for the other 5 days. and enemy that terrorizes women and kids into becoming suicide bombers, an enemy that is everywhere and yet nowhere. No wonder we've gotten nowhere near eradicating the bloody plague called Book Haram and the world's one super power laughs at us.
For those ignorant of what real military power and strategy is let me give you an idea using the United States military that has fought and won more wars than any other.
The USA military has a 5 arm structure - Navy, Air force, Army, Marine and Special Forces . Each has the air, land and sea abilities of effectively warring on any country on earth but combined and at full streght they can wipe out a lesser super power like Russia in 3 days flat. When faced with gorilla or unconventional warfare (like Book Haram and ISIS) they adapt fast using the super tough elite Special force and Marine commandos with strategic air support. The best example I can give here is the the Vietnam war five decades ago where in response to the Vietcong battle rat strategy (troops fighting from vast underground tunnels with suface opening in odd places) created the 'rat commandos' to go into those tunnels and do battle. The sophisticated special forces in their pitch black uniform are night battle specialists where used in Panama and Iraq conquering vast territories even before the Army came into the show.

With the loots of corrupt politicians alone like Abacus ($5 bn) Nigeria can buy sophisticated arms and the services of military trainers and strategists form any of the other super powers or even a rebel US expert or a contractor and then the army would definitely know what to do to end insurgency in this country.
The answer to Book Haram is not amnesty or solders with big guns running all over the place and shooting people by mistake, it is commandos planted in villagers as farmers, traders and lonely groups of travelers in veils.
I say fighting tit for tat is the only way to rid us of this terror.

The knowledge of universities, professors, doctors, pyschatrists and psychologists, you name them and their degrees, their knowledge are all child's play compared to what is still yet to be learnt by mankind regarding the awesome super-mega, super-computer that is the mind. And the best part of this is they know it!
i 've stumbled on amazing things about the mind (things it can do) that will shock anyone. For instance the brain can encode and download the conscious memory of a person from one generation to anther until along d line another super decoder of a brain breaks the code thus you find a young girl of 15 who suffers a terrible unexplainable headache/fever/mental breakdown and then recovers suddenly and begins to have vivid memories of being a great man 150 years ago complete with names, dates, events and even the precise extent of achievements all of which shade more light on recorded history..
I myself I stumbled on d fact that the mind can be projected to connect to someone in another part of d world and you instantly the person's condition at that time. This method can work with dreams too.
Are u an addict of some kind? The power of your own mind can help u better than any drug or rehab. That is if u can unleash it. I hope to use my gifts and knowledge to do some good in this life soon.
As for this topic, the words are easy to read for me and yes I'm above average intelligence. For people like me the words are turned upside down or inside out like reading words printed on d inside of a glass door from the outside. personally I get a bit confused here but once I read that a girl of 6 passed that test flawlessly by reading the inscription on the inside of a glass door from d outside at super art in north England and her suprised parents sent her for an IQ test which showed 184 ....the girl, 9 points smarter than Prof. Albert Ensterin is one of the smartest people on earth.

Cvesta:
You said you want an Unopened laptop...US used are unopened? Msg me on WhatsApp 08089657971 for more talks..Pre-order yes but you have to be committed to the cause

I just checked and saw u are in Benin city. I'm in Lagos and would prefer a Lagos contact.

Cvesta:
..90-100k would get you a brand new i3 depending on Specs and brand

I want clean US used not new. can u handle a pre-order.

Cvesta:
..90-100k would get you a brand new i3 depending on Specs and brand

I want clean US used not new

Cvesta:
Your last two esp arent really cheap laptops though check this dell and G7 out https://www.nairaland.com/2430238/us-ordered-laptops-sale...dell-17hp

checked them out. I'm not interested in 'Amd' only 'intel' and a laptop not opened.

I looking to buy a suitable laptop to do some writing /authoring.
The laptop must be neat and near new with the following specifications as compulsory - 17 inch screen, 4 or 6 GB ram, 500 GB HDD (minimum), Intel core i3 or i5, DVD ROM/rewrite, Bluetooth, WiFi, 2 × 3.0 USB, 1 × 2.0 USB (minimum), full sized and spacious keyboard for easy typing, windows 8 or higher, beautiful screen display.
The following budget oriented laptops are of prefered.

(1) HP PAVILION G7 -2270us 17.3-Inch Laptop Intel i3-3110M 2.4GHZ Processor, 6 GB RAM, 750GB Hard Drive, Windows 8 (Black or silver)

(2) HP Pavilion 17.3" Laptop i3 2.40GHz 6GB 750GB Windows 8.1 (17-e040us)

(3) HP Pavilion 17-e140us 17.3" Laptop Computer, Intel Core i3-4000M, 4GB Memory, 750GB Hard Drive, Window 8.1 (Silver or black) (A Bluetooth USB Adapter)

I will he following this trend closely.
Thank u.

Mr OP u are looking at things in a way that is horribly wrong.
(1). Can u open a text book on an advanced course like engineering or medicine read, understand, project the knowledge outwardly and give yourself a degree? The words of the holy scriptures has been made easy for the common men to understand to some reasonable degree but its interpretations and projections are by no means easy.
(2) No man can properly analyze the bible without God's blessing of knowledge, understanding and the holy spirit.
(3) We sctually live in a kingdom and God is the king. He can do and undo as he likes but rarely does that. Complete freedom is a gift he chooses to give, we misuse it in all kinds of ways of course but he doesn't revoke it which will mean oppression. God is no bully or tyrant. He is love and delights in being loved and worship by freewill.
(3) Ever visited the site of an accident or an unusual event before? There are a thousand versions of the same story, all eye witness accounts. By the time the story is told and retold .......well the same story developes brand new heads, tails and wings to fly away with the imagination in style.
Man has been a lousy gossip and story teller since creation and sin, did't you know that? God know which is why he allows the of multiple bible books telling the same story i.e the gospel. Read it all and as a layman you get the bang of what took place in the time of Jesus but if you wish to know the real deal then you need a gifted man of God.
(4) Like someone pointed out earlier in this thread lots of mistakes are created by so many translation and retranslation of the bible. in most cases what you are results is what the individuals or groups doing the translations think and believe. However if you get your hands on a direct translation of the Holy scriptures you will realise at once that most of the authors of the Bible books were not men of scholastic excellence hence the origin of most mistakes and misspellings.
Lastly it is not easy to translate a lot of languages directly into English. certain key words simply do not exist.
I could go on and on but the above is word enough for d wise. god is not of chaos and confusion and no one or law can judge him for he created then all and set them forth according to his pleasure.
Yours truly a Prophet of God ( but a doubting Thomas before)

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Yongi99:
Buttocks of pupil of Government College Ughelli brutalised by a teacher as reported by Bassey James.
In your opinion, what punishment should be meted out to the teacher responsible? Remember, this could be your own girl child or boy child!
These are the details: " The hapless victim is Ebikabowei Daniel.
Offence: He reportedly fought with a fellow student over the use of his spoon!
He was given 100 lashes by his Teacher, Oruma Osi until he went numb!
The Principal is Mr Vincent Osi.
His father was prevented from seeing him as the School offered to treat the boy.
Pls Note: This account was taken from the victims' elder brother. You may wish to seek the Schools' account as well."
- Bassey James

it is brutal and wicked and if it was my child then God save the teacher from my revenge because no man can.
However, I have been a victim of such brutality.... that was in SS2 almost two decades ago. I got 24 lashes on my bare back (the teacher had me remove my shirt and lay flat on the ground). The only offence I committed was i didn't hear when she called out to me. Yes a woman but big and strong with a grudge against her ex-boss who happened to be my father. My sister screened when she saw my back but I kept it from my dad because he was sick and in retirement.