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Lie from the pit of hell. Oga Jonathan didn't meet anyone.

My presido

smoothpapuzy:
I have been educated on the gains of venturing into the world of betting. I mean, the cash is cool for I saw a dude today that won 95k with a 100 naira ticket.
I don't want to displease God so please I need your advice. Is it a sin to bet?

Abeg link me with the dude. Make we dey do combine business.

DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME

DON'T THIS AT HOME

Good for you. Remain steadfast in your faith. I pray you others will repent through you.

kekakuz:
[size=20pt] ibo man chop akpu finish begin dey see double. rip little gir
wetin dey vex me pass na their egusi soup
ate one last week and till now av not been able to eat anything
why scatter fish head and bone inside your tasteless soup. are we cats? [/size]

hahahaha, I apologize on behalf of the person who cooked the food. I don't blame you because you are not used to eating good foods.

LONDON =LADIES OF NOWADAYS DEPEND ON NAIRA.

Perfect position to chase out evil spirits

How is it possible that they are returning to kogi from Abuja but the accident happened in jere town in kaduna state? Well RIP to the dead.

Sorry, just remain strong and don't relent to seek cure any where you think it can come from. Please suicide is not the best option, some people are in worst conditions than your's. We are looking forward for your testimony.

The man should run away from his own house because visitors are around.

All, I can't even keep one. May God help me.

No be person wey get money dey carry am go bank.

sparkleRed:
Shuu he didn't say anytin wrong, he's appreciating d pix ni jor abeg free d guy, which one is Be warned there sef

You will not understand.

Beautiful pix though it is very wrong of you to display their pix and their names here. I know about 3 air force Offrs in those pix of which one of them is currently a squadron Leader and HE doesn't take shit from anyone. Pls take down down those pix before you can be sued. This country is not good for you to display a soldiers pictures here. BE WARNED.

All these steps Just to make calls? hell noooooo. I'm waiting to be invited.

Thunder pire them

His mouth is too wide, 100 billion for what?

idee91:
pick pockets are every where now, every state in Nigeria. Dont think because you, or any of your family members or friends, have not been a victim in this case, then you neglect this important tips. Economy Harsh o, so you cant afford to loose your phones, money or wallet. That wallet especially, cos ur identification cards might be in it, ur ATM and other important documents.
lemme dont bore u with too much introductions, these tips keeps u alert at all time.

1. He keeps pretending to be saerching for money from his pocket to pay the conductor, in that process his magical fingers must have tampered with ur properties. they are very fast, so beware.

2.They usually have something they use to cover their laps for example a poly bag, a sweater( that kind heat dey catch me, i con comot am ), or some kinda bag sha, they use it to 1st cover wat they've stolen from you before putting it in the bag or sweater pocket diplomatically.

3. He tries to change his position anytime a passenger drops from the vehicle. going to explore more potential assets .

4. He might start talking about football, politics, or how GEJ is clueless(TANoids no vex o), Abi how buhari forged certificate, just to divert the attention of his prey. so beware.

5. In town, they normally board a bus and drop within a very short distance. If a passenger that sat near you does that, check your pocket o.

6. Appearance does not matter my brothers and sisters, even someone that suits up could be a pick pocket, so be vigilant.

7. They normally carry out their operations on weekend, when they know the business men and women carry money to the market, and others carry money for domestic shoppings at the market.

8. They are very fast. if you are fortunate enough to notice that your phoone or wallet is not more in ur pocket, b4 u shout yeeeeh !!!!, dem don drop ur property for chair back.


Advice:
No matter how tight your jeans trouser is, they could remove anything from your pocket be it back or front, without you knowing. maybe na charm sha. i no know. so when you are about entering a bus, remove your phones and wallet and hold them in ur hands.
And make sure anybody sitting close to you put their hands were u can see them.


share ur personal experiences.......... mine coming soon............

I always check my pocket whenever someone alights from a bus/taxi

Wisdomkosi:
noun (plural handworks)
Work done by the hands, as opposed to by machine.
synonyms
♦ handiwork

Really? Scroll down you will see other meanings.

Kizmarty:
Your doctor was wrong.
In med school I was taught intense kissing can cause transmission of the virus if your partener is infected because blood is transferred when the walls of your lips are locked for long talk less of when the person is injured and you ingested her blood sef

You may be right. I guess the Doc saw the fear in me that's why he told me that to calm me down.

Wisdomkosi:
Waiting concern me? I know it is the handwork of his deputy. What do you expect when the deputy has forced the old man to join labor party? Everybody is also afraid of the deputy. In fact Ebonyi politics 2015 is for those who are ready to fight. So nothing concern me

I think it should have used handiwork instead of handwork. I stand to be corrected.

Why wasting time asking us for help? Just hit Google market and download block sms/block call/sms by ICT INC. The app has blue icon. For more than seven months I have not seen their annoying sms and most of the spam calls from all the providers. Thank me later.

No pictures?

The news no get source? Anyway that's by the way, there was a time I was kissing my gf and unknown to me, I bit her lower lip and I was sucking her blood but when I discovered this, I called my doctor but he assured me that I can't contact HIV that way.

The woman is already looking guilty. If I were the man, DNA test or I will not accept the baby.

I love women with heart of gold

It may mean the opposite.

Nigeria is a dumping ground since 11AD. But why didn't she even care to open the phone when currier delivered it to her?

what is the man's name again, Liar Muhammed right?