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Events / Re: Makeup-Free Bride Weds In Deeper Life Church by Ezenwa11(m): 10:34am On Dec 05, 2016
frank317:
Chai... The guy looks like a clown, the girl looks like a hen without feathers
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed O'boy you hash oooo. Wetin the bride and groom do you?
Fashion / Re: You Need To See The “₦1 Billion Bra” That Got People Talking (photos) by Ezenwa11(m): 6:34am On Dec 04, 2016
No be small thing oooo.
Religion / Re: Can Nigerian Pastors Dress This Simple To Church? by Ezenwa11(m): 2:04pm On Oct 23, 2016
In Fela's voice "pastor's shoes na em dey fine pass" "pastor's cloth na em dey clean pass" "pastor's cars na em dey fine pass"

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Phones / Re: This App Allow You Solve Any Maths By Using Your Phone Camera by Ezenwa11(m): 6:38am On Aug 07, 2016
WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE APP? DROP LINK TO DOWNLOAD IT FROM PLAYSTORE
Phones / Re: Confirm The Owner Of Any Bank Account In Nigeria by Ezenwa11(m): 8:38pm On Jun 14, 2016
Good one bro. I have given you 5 stars already. Though too much advert, you have to regulate the number of adverts or develope Pro version.

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Politics / Re: Students In Akwa Ibom Disrupt Townhall Meeting Organized By FG by Ezenwa11(m): 5:41pm On Jun 13, 2016
Vshock:
As e dey hot
No let am cool. If e cool, e no go sweet again.
Romance / Re: Life Is A Teacher. Jilted By My Fiancee. by Ezenwa11(m): 5:32pm On Jun 13, 2016
wilybebsy:
Dis hoe's ain't loyal
I dey tell you! Her loyalty is zero.
Politics / Re: Okorocha Celebrates General Rogers Nicholas, Promoted By Buhari(photos) by Ezenwa11(m): 1:46pm On Jun 13, 2016
okpor2:
bros I feel u!So now its hardwork that is paying?hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!Congrats to d General
my guy what can we say, I believed hard work must have earned him that rank. In other words, he may have excelled in various tasks given to him.
Politics / Re: Okorocha Celebrates General Rogers Nicholas, Promoted By Buhari(photos) by Ezenwa11(m): 6:27am On Jun 13, 2016
Hard work pays. I wish him more and more promotions. I wish to be celebrated too when I reach the peak of my careers.

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Politics / Re: Amaechi, Soyinka & Baba Ijebu At Folasade's Installation As Iyalode(Pics by Ezenwa11(m): 6:19am On Jun 13, 2016
Na Baba Ijebu I dey find inside the pictures. Which one of them is Baba Ijebu?

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Politics / Re: One Year After: Saraki, Ekweremadu, 28 Others Yet To Sponsor Bill- Daily Trust by Ezenwa11(m): 5:51am On Jun 13, 2016
For your information, some of them are not there to sponsor any bill. Some are there to remain relevant, some are there to chop and sleep, some are there to steal more money. In fact, they are there to enrich themselves.
Celebrities / Re: 5 Travel Lessons From Adventures Of Vincent Enyeama by Ezenwa11(m): 5:43am On Jun 13, 2016
Good for him. We all know how to relax in our own ways when there's money. Na money yab man

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Phones / How To Reinstall Android Back To My Phone by Ezenwa11(m): 10:09am On May 29, 2016
I mistakenly uninstall com.mediatech from my phone and since then my phone could not boot. Does anyone have an idea ho I can make this phone functional again?
TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Season Six Premiers Today. by Ezenwa11(m): 7:00pm On Apr 24, 2016
ABEG WHERE UNA DEY DOWLOAD THOSE MOVIES?
Crime / Re: Shocking!Villagers Dig Up Dead Relatives For Annual Festival (Graphic Photos) by Ezenwa11(m): 6:55pm On Apr 24, 2016
CULTURE IS DYNAMIC THOUGH IN MY HUMBLE OPINION (IMHO) I THINK THEY SHOULD ALLOW THE DEAD TO REST.
Autos / Re: I Bought A Car With Auctionexport! by Ezenwa11(m): 11:27pm On Apr 15, 2016
Export1:


Hello,

We are strive to provide our customers with the best services. That is why staring from January this year we made this possible that our customers from Nigeria are able to make payment using local credit\debit card. Please note that the money will be converted to dollars by VoguePay system. Also you can use bank wire transfer to make payment.
thanks a million time for this
Business / Re: Petrol Station Attendants Flaunt Buttocks As Marketing Strategy (Photos) by Ezenwa11(m): 11:22pm On Apr 15, 2016
Did anyone noticed the sign post [ v-power][i][/i]

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Autos / Re: I Bought A Car With Auctionexport! by Ezenwa11(m): 5:46am On Apr 14, 2016
Export1:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzU3i5l8rNA
how do i pay for a car considering the fact that auction export does't accept Nigerian master card?
Autos / Re: Brand New Innoson Umu 016 3.750m 08061311315 08028612026 by Ezenwa11(m): 9:52pm On Apr 13, 2016
how much?
Webmasters / Re: Can Someone Help Me Explain These Urgently!!! by Ezenwa11(m): 8:31pm On Apr 13, 2016
I VE NEVER HEARD OF SUCH WORDS. LET'S WAIT FOR THE GURUS IN DA HOUSE.
Politics / Re: "List Of Nigeria States That Own Flyover" by Ezenwa11(m): 11:17pm On Apr 05, 2016
kenonze:


GRA kpanshia
that's cool though I ve heard of Kpanshia but I don't know where it's located cos I relocated to YEN few months ago. I reside in PDP road.
Politics / Re: "List Of Nigeria States That Own Flyover" by Ezenwa11(m): 8:06pm On Apr 05, 2016
kenonze:
Bayelsa is death trap
WHICH AREA DO YOU RESIDE IN BAYELSA?
Family / Re: I Feel so Angry With My Husband. Help! by Ezenwa11(m): 11:44pm On Apr 03, 2016
Eddygourdo:
You marriage is very young and being that you never had the fine tuning phase during courtship. You both are having it now. Too bad he is pulling away while you are pulling closer and it's frustrating you.

You need to do the reverse affection method, pull away in character too. I don't mean emotionally, but it's a game to get his attention. Whenever he smiles at you frown and be disinterested though give him Wat he wants. Ignore him alot and give him the cold shoulders without it being very obvious. Continue thus till you have his attention and he starts asking you Wat the problem is.

Even when he asks, tell him nothing. Give him more cold shoulders and hide ur cheerfulness. This character if it drives him nuts then it's proof he loves you and was going through a phase

Give him more cold shoulders till he gets angry at ur behaviour and flips out. It only then that you table his offences to you. Hopefully you both would have a heart to heart talk and he would open up to you on what u is killing him

This is a fine tuning phase and if handled properly will pass, making ur marriage stronger
WELL SPOKEN. U VE JUST SPOKEN MY MIND

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Autos / Re: 2007 Volkswagen VW Jetta Registered Fantastic Offer by Ezenwa11(m): 7:57pm On Apr 03, 2016
how much?
Education / Re: One Of The Things That Wasted Our Time In Secondary School by Ezenwa11(m): 12:25pm On Mar 26, 2016
Gebbson007:
bck den in sec Skul we renamed it 2 ofology
n nicknamed d teacher testesfly cux wen she enter Lyk dis Na sleep buh wen she livs d sleep wuld disappear.
d 1 way pain us pass Na wen we suffer contribute money 2 buy rabbit fr practical way we boys don plan say we go chop am,kafaya don bring seasoning an pepper cm.after we do practical finish Na so she say make we go bury d tin.
and una bury am?

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Politics / Re: Adamawa's SSG, Umar Bindir's Phone Spotted At A Function (pic) by Ezenwa11(m): 8:20am On Mar 26, 2016
anonimi:


That is what we black people specialise in- TALK!
What is the rate of children OUT of school in Adamawa state?
How has this "rare genius" contributed to improve the rate?



[img]http://www2.ed.gov/nclb/overview/intro/presentation/Slide1.jpg[/img]
he was actually the director of NOTAP when he delivered the lecture
Politics / Re: Adamawa's SSG, Umar Bindir's Phone Spotted At A Function (pic) by Ezenwa11(m): 7:51am On Mar 26, 2016
gbagyiza:

Yes, u knew him.I listened 2 his lecture during d COREN Annual session some few years bck, in fact he was d best presenter n one of d best scientists of our generation.
You are right, he knows and have what it takes to move this nation forward technologically.
Politics / Re: Adamawa's SSG, Umar Bindir's Phone Spotted At A Function (pic) by Ezenwa11(m): 9:44pm On Mar 25, 2016
iamauxin:
weldone ooo...after your graduation, have you been flying?
I'm not a pilot. I'm an AC Engineer.
Politics / Re: Adamawa's SSG, Umar Bindir's Phone Spotted At A Function (pic) by Ezenwa11(m): 8:40pm On Mar 25, 2016
Dr Umar Bindir is a rare genius, I was privileged to listen to lecture he delivered concerning the important of indigenous technology. he was one of the guest lecturers during our graduation lecture in Air Force Institute Of Technology Kaduna.

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Politics / Re: What A Bike Man (Hausa) Told Me Today.. by Ezenwa11(m): 8:03pm On Mar 25, 2016
chocolateme:
We all remember the era of "sai Buhari" during the campaign before the final election that led to Buhari emerging as the Nigerian president.
Then, when you want to board a bike, taxi or even buses, if you shout "sai Buhari" they will reply back and carry you for free. So many things were going on sweetly all for that single word "sai Buhari"
So this morning, I boarded a bike this morning and when we got to my destination, I didn't have change for him because I had 1k. The guy begin dey vex say e no get change.. I didn't know what else to do except for us to look for change, After sometime I became impatient and said to him..
Me: mallam abeg na just 70 naira, leave am for me naa next time I see you I go pay or you come back here in the evening collect am from this shop here, I go drop am for u. The shop never even open.
Mallam: walahi madam e no get change, e just dey come out and money e no get.
Me: ok but I no go stay here naa abi no be your brother be our president? E go compensate you and na APC for CHANGE na we dey, "sai baba"
See what this guy replied me..
Mallam: madam walahi no talk am for "sai baba", walahi Buhari e change am for us.
Lol I couldn't help laughing because the guy alighted from his bike and went about looking for my change, he brought it later and started smiling and drove off shouting "sai baba"
The may not have how hilarious his statement is as I understood that he was trying to say tha the president is not treating them well. This is just part of public opinion about how beneficial this current administration is to him.
madam walahi no talk am for "sai baba", walahi Buhari e change am for us grin

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Education / Re: A "Certified" Teacher Was Teaching Children Nonsense (pic) by Ezenwa11(m): 8:37pm On Mar 10, 2016
In Fela's voice, teacher don't teach me nonsense

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