I like the car but......

Good one. After killing them, their bodies should be thrown to pigs.

OK

Irrespective how holy we are, we all need Christ daily in lives. Our problem is "I'm holier than you attitude" which breeds religious intolerance. The Pastor must have well thought it before inviting the musician.

There's God ooooo. Op na you dey lie abi na madam formal minister? Oya experts verify their claims.

Bose253:

I'm telling you. Even some of us Yorubas are beginning to regret voting for Buhari. His government is meant for the northerners and old folks.

Nigerians will know that they've been scammed when the ministerial list is being released.

Only the northerners have impeccable characters. Government of the North by the North and for the North.

What are they investigating? Let them all be removed.

Ok

E no concern me.

E no concern me, I have my own village aircraft.

Oooops:

You go pay put.... haba!!!
I dey sleep u wake me up and u tell me it wasn't intentional
No No!!!

Issorite. Name your price in Naira not in Dollars cos Dollars is very scarce to get.

Oooops:
Why did u call me?

Sorry it ain't intentional.

Very good of her. Keep the flag flying dear. Those girls will forever remain indebted to Linda.

How much? Can you send me the pictures? Pm me let's talk.

Power tussle! Bad Belle people everywhere.

Oops! 90% of those who have guns for protection don't even know what protection is all about, in fact they don't even wear sit belt when they are driving in a highway. They are the most careless people on earth. How can a man keep a gun for protection but he doesn't know how to hide it from outreach of his children. I believe those children have been playing with the gun but that day was their unlucky day. SO SAD

E no concern me.

What about the reduction of salary we were told about?

It's because the spirit of God is in excess.

I don't know anyone of them. Na Nigerians them be?

One man's meat is another man's........

Going to US is the last thing on my mind for now.

It's very simple,
Step 1: go to orthopedic
Step 2: ask them to put on POP on the bent cucumber
Step 3: take your medications and strictly adhere to the doctor's instructions.
Step 4: remove the POP when due.
Warning : when it finally gets straight, try not to put it in the wrong holes again.

Do you know that no local government in Nigeria can finish the food if actually cooked.

ISSORITE.

whirlwind7:
At normal times, how many hours per day does she work?
The best you can do is to reduce the hours she normally put in. If, for instance, she usually works from 10am till 6pm, have her resume by 10, and close by 2 or 3pm. Reduce her workload, but ensure that her duties for the allotted time are clearly mapped out for her.
If she still fails to perform, then she is being mischievous.

I have resided in Islamic countries during ramadan. What the government does is shorten the work time for businesses and companies by 2 or 3 hours during this period. BUT EVERYONE STILL WORK. BUSINESSES AND COMMERCIAL ACTIVITIES DO NOT GRIND TO A HALT BECAUSE OF RAMADAN. People just take it easy because energy level is low.

The ball is in your court, bro. It's your business, and you have to decide how you want it to be run.

even in my place of work here working hours has been reduced. Nobody is forced to fast and there's no single reason why anyone should completely abandon his work because of fasting that is optional.

RIP

RIP. You are a true hero.

Grace Mugabe’s first born son, Russell Goreraza, has been fined $800 for causing the death of a pedestrian who he struck with his motor vehicle. The prosecutor told the court that Grenada ‘failed to protect the life of other road users as he was speeding and did not apply any effort to save an innocent life.’
In the event that Goreraza fails to pay the $800 fine, he will serve a two-month prison term, which is hardly punishment, given mummy's unlimited stash of ill-gotten cash. He is the child from Grace’s marriage to former air force pilot, Stanley Goreraza, who was manoeuvred like a chess piece by Robert Mugabe to a diplomatic post in China, either to eliminate the threat or perhaps to ease the president’s conscience, after
his illicit liaison with his then secretary. State owned broadcaster, ZBC, knowing that the Goreraza case had been published in the independent press, made a feeble attempt at
impartial reporting. The ZBC news report made no reference to Goreraza’s relationship to Grace. The management at Pockets Hill can point to the half-baked story and say, ‘Look, we reported on the case.’ Russell, who is largely side-lined while the First Lady’s other children hog the society pages, has previously made the news for a labour dispute with workers at his Tolrose Mine, in Kadoma. In January 2015, Goreraza was ordered by a judge to cough up $340,000 in back-dated wages to 366 employees who had not been paid since 2011. He is involved in another wage dispute ($150,000) which is still unresolved. He seized control of Tolrose mine in a messy business takeover involving businessman Patterson Timba.
Goreraza had a further 15 minutes of infamy after he was beaten up by bouncers at a Bulawayo nightclub belonging to Assistant Police Commissioner Erasmus Makodza, for attempting to forcefully enter the establishment while in
possession of his own liquor, which is in breach of the nightclub’s regulations. Following a complaint to the police, the ZAP anti-riot squad descended on the nightclub, indiscriminately assaulting revellers. Assistant Commissioner Makodza was transferred to a Police General Headquarters (PGHQ), in what looks like a demotion. Grace Mugabe commandeered state helicopters and the ZBC for her Mujuru hate campaign. She abused police resources in her bid to evict
farmers from Mazoe and has her face smeared all over buses belonging to Zupco, a government-owned transport company. There is an old saying, about apples always falling within the
immediate radius of the tree. – Till next week, my pen is capped. Jerà
www.zimbabwesituation.com/news/zimsit_w_mugabes-son-gets-away-with-murder/