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I've had sexual relations with quite a hand full of girls and whenever we fight, they say i was all abt the se'x, i have se.x sometimes atleast 5\7 days a week when ever im dating and 3\7 when im single but i have stayed a month w\out se*x earlier this year.and the girls always complain and say there's nomore feeling one recently said that the only i time i have for her is when we do it, and am all about getting her naked. how much sex is too much sex? ive heard my a woman telling my aunt that the best way to keep her husband from cheating is to give him 2round every morning and night, is that too much?

TOUGH not THOUGH
VICINITY not VECINITY
BUGGING not BURGING
OP wey no sabi spell dey ace tough chics... seems your location na ijebu ode, you don use yoruba scatter that BILIKI girl and you wan run now that she's clingy. like you dont knw its hard girls that are good lovers

Call her baby

rheether:
fool, pls go get a life.

NNEOMA

dammydrumz:
mine: i was trying to force my head through a burglary and my head got stuck in btw.

that day was terrible, how i was rescued? i still don't know till date.

MINE WAS SIMILAR, MY HEAD GOT STUCK IN BTW THE BURGLARY THAT WAS MADE FOR THOSE OLD A.C. it entered easy but couldnt come out.

rose54321:
On the contrary, a fool is one who thinks because he gives her money or spends on her, he's entitled to some boo.ty

WRONG QUOTE..... I think a fool is someone that know its getting him no puna, and heeds to her request with future hopes for puna.secondly a fool is she that will ask me for any favour that exceeds 50naira bike money back to the bus-stop from my house when she didnt drop puna.

Festivalofholi:
Tell dem magas. No ho.e is loyal. If she's not fuccking u, she's giving it to another guy. I go come dey spend money for person wey another guy like me dey knack.

I SEE YOU BRO. ONE DAB FOR YOU

KingCheezyPuff:
*Don't try an silence his testimony!!

Dont try and silence mine either. how many naija girls btw 15 and 30 will stay without billing a guy even when they earn a living, its a staggering 2%, lets take davido's baby mama into consideration. she got pregnant for a guy thats 7yrs her junior. jus because he's OBO. if he was a normal hustling guy , she will ask him to look for his mate.

Chuksemi:
And if she refuses sex what will you do? Rape her?

Some guys sef. I have tons of female friends, each has atleast 3 guys that are spending cash on them and haven't seen them in cut off jeans before. I am sure most of them would be like you, bragging. Saying they've slept with all the girls they've spent a dime on. I weep.

SHHHH. girls can hide the sun from the earth. see how stupid you've become coz of three girls

guente02:
I tell my niggas tho. I just feel the girls don't deserve any secrecy as they don't offer more than just pusssssies. Until I meet quality and value for time spent, my niggas would get steadily posted.

#denzel's voice# MY NIGGA.
one DAB for you. they always end up saying "you've gotten wht you wanted" when thats all she can offer.

ThisYourTatafo:
Real men don't kiss and tell that's for sure, at least not for the woman they love and take seriously

WTF i happening to we the youth of nowadays and the term "real men". real women stay cellibate till they get married. many of you lame ass-girls who think they can open their mouth on social media will end up lying to their daughters about being virgins when they got married, whereas they are more experienced than their both parents,uncles and extended family combined just at 17. nairaland has turned into a place where any one can say anything. even OP

Adaure4ever:
I am not a feminist.

then you are prolly heart broken he kissed and told on you,i knw you are probably disappointed because you thought he was different. but he still told his friends and he won the bet. you we just a trophy in his gallery. "you just dey realise say that boy na FUC.K BOY"

Justdulla:
how will u know if ur not a victim,see how u quickly absolved urself off criticism......afterall boys go don discuss ur smelling puna tire..lindaikeji wannabee

ONE DAB FOR YOU.

Adaure4ever:
y do u want to carry this matter on ur head lyk gala? Lols

because i've been girls like you, who want to be the new feminists in town but turn out to be the new HO once the get the feel of the D. how about you comment your real name and pic, and you'll see that the story will change,in less than 5mins ur record go surface.you knw we nigga are kings of records.

Adaure4ever:
TUFIAKWA, i have never had any sexual relationship with any guy, am still a virgin but its not easy..
Am classy, pls

thanks for the info, but this is 2016, i stopped caring abt virginity since i was 18,who e epp, and talking abt secrets just like ur initial post , your V should be one. no one cares...so the advert is unneeded. MOREOVER when did the so called "virginity" become a measure for class. pls clap for op, she's got class. its your type that lose her V to Bleep boys.

Adaure4ever:
The term "kiss and tell" is very common in the world of men,
and I am yet to see what they enjoy in this act even when they promise you not to do it.
Its very common in the area of Sex, A boy will beg a girl for sex, after she accept and both of you will go and "jigijag". After the sex romp, be rest assured that the guy is going to brag with it to his friends.
Its an irritating character.
I am not a victim of it But many girls have been put through emotional strain because of this act.
BOYS, Whatever that happened between you and that girl should be secret.. KEEP IT SECRET, you stubborn heads.
Thankz..

KISSING AND TELLING IS NORMAL FOR GUYS, i do it too, and sometimes the girl gets to find out and hate me for a short while but gets over it soon. you can judge me all you can,but its just as equivalent to a girl staging a guy and extorting a guy and telling her friends"its maga 5 that got me this iPhone 6" the difference is that ours has got a name.

Evathyst:
I've been observing some guys here with their Lady-bashing attitude. The likes of Tosyne2much, Emusmith, Tomfrench, Falconey and co. With their long epistles on '10 this, 10 that about ladies'.


So, I decided to post this price which I stumbled upon on facebook. Enjoy!



20 FACTS ABOUT NIGERIAN GUYS;
1. They can never love one lady.
2. They love sex more than anything.
3. They are very talented in lying to a lady.
4. They talk softly while conning ladies.
5. They are Heart breakers.
6. They can promise girls heaven on earth without fulfilling any.
7. They love we ladies before sex, after we do it with them, they hate us.

8. They fear pregnancy, but hate protected sex.
9. They are specialists in confusing girls.
10. 80% of conning boys are broke.
11. They're wicked.
12. Using and dumping girls is their hobby
13. They want to bear the title I'm the one that
disvirgined this girl.
14. Many of them are jobless.
15. A lot of them are pretenders.
16. Their 'I love you' means I want to have sex with you
17. Guys don't believe in relationship without sex.
18. All they want is sex. No sex, no dating.
19. They don't ve one girlfriend, on 2go or
facebook or whatsapp they'll keep asking any girl out.
20. Naija boys like sex pass their life.

TRUE OR FALSE


#All pun intended#

Cc:
Lalasticlala
Ishilove
Farano
Avicky
Estharfabian
Cutehector
Ritababe.

op wtf mehn ? so he finally broke your heart and you judge us all with his actions ? please grow up..... there are many things about guys you are ignorant of ....till you know then shut the EFF up ..

stupidity:
My kid sist is 22+, she's schooling and has a boyfriend in the same school. I talked to her on phone this evening and she told me that her ex that travelled for 4years is back and the guy said he'll come spend the weekend at her place in school, I asked her if she's told her boyfriend, she said yes, that the boyfriend disagreed but she's still going against his order. She said she haven't seen the ex for a long time and spending the weekend together isn't a bad idea and she said she has assured her boyfriend that NOTING will happen between her and her ex when they spend the weekend at her place. I tried talking to her she's not listening. Won't this act break her and her boyfriend?

Guys and ladies what are your take on this?

cool story, ur sis hasn't forgotten what catfish tastes like , 4yrs wasn't enough ....... she's been eating kote and Titus

MrLP:
did i make a mistake...goof means mistake

GUY.... EVEN YOUR GRAMMAR FOLLOW DEY MAKE THE GIRL RUN,

you probably have being caught up with trying to impress her you lost your pride,your manhood and the number six, why should you be timing her replies?
are you a time keeper? you've got a car and can afford things and she still pity you enough to show you red light. you should be thankful that she's pityful... some girls will become your girlfriend and rip you off financially and tear you soul, that time we'll now read on nairaland front page "nairalander commits sucide over estate girl".

the long and short of it is , you need to mingle, its obvious you are emotional like sam smith... you need to man up.

please use less grammar for the next girl,

reminiscing:
I have really suffered o.A guy who happens to b a manager of a printing press that offered to assist me with my hostel Accommodation payment stopped picking my calls last week because I have refused to sleep with him.He said he loved me and all he is making for is for me to allow him sleep with him and he will give me the money he promised.I was surprised wen he promised to help with the payment because I met him last month and now imagine the Option he gave.I feel really disappointed....I wonder where our generation is headed for...

so he'll sweat to pay your accommodation , then you'll go to school and grace the bed of a guy who just wears ripped jeans and WizKids shirts free of charge, what are girls turning into

why do people make this new year a big deal? by 00:01 when the rev father at my parish shouted happy new year, people were jumping and hugging each other like they've made heaven. I didn't feel a nickle of what they are feeling...and five minutes later it was thanks giving offering the second one for the night . truthfully I saw it as extortion, I mean what's the offering for? for seeing a new day? how many times did they celebrate new year in the new testament? I see new year as an excuse for people to forget their sorrows for a day and throw knockout. its not like the bills you had in 2015 will pay itself ,

once again I laugh at those ones that are forming "new year new me" because ion see changes, my account balance still remains at 5figures. all I see is aging .

its not like I won't smoke weed this year, or Bleep or get a bj from a loose loner girl at the party. in about a week everything goes back to normal... I'll still check out that sharp slim fine girl and walkup to her "coz man must chop"

it doesn't mean the runs girls all around town and nairaland won't go broke and resort to thot life to meet up to standards...

I know I might sound like an asshole', but truth is truth, last year was 365 and thus year is 366, and phycology says "it takes 90days to lose a character and another 10 to perfectly build a new one. that's 100days to be a new You, not 1night

so my romance brethren, if Jesus comes on day 365 of 366 this year it makes no difference I'm going to where I worked for . the greatest lie is lie to self. stay real ,become a better person ...... 2016 is going to be fun and I must make six figures or more .... I'll hit you guys with this same post, this time in 2017 . .peace

raph101:
Well I have watched that film nd the guy is presently a divorcee... Sooo gerarahia

wahs the name make I watch am too

I know I can't , I'm a lazy ass ...... guy, what's your take on this ?

whytepawn1:
if a lady allow a guy to sleep with her on the first date then she ain't no wife material... period!!!!!.
come to think of it.... what do you think will be going through the guy's mind after the act. the girl will be looked upon as indecent and a free " giver "

wake up bro. its not the sex that defines it to a guy, its what comes after the bleep. imagine having sex with Genevieve after first date, do you not think its highly possible ? but does it make her a less wife material , having sex with a girl on a firstie ,does it make you a shitty husband material?

I know a guy, a popular guy that met his wife in a club, got a one night stand and what came after that was awesome . married 12years now.... callous people will say its " otumokpo" or "kobnomi" . but remember everyone has got preference . your wife who didn't Bleep u in the first six month ,might end up becoming a cheating wife in the future .

have you considered the fact that you Prolly made her feel what no other guy has made her feel. and she just gives you sex because she's insecure...

NB: when whores become born again ,they can practice abstainance to its fullest and a lot potential mugu will trip thinking he's found black diamond. please don't get it twisted

lifeisabitch:
A woman u know is good enough to wife, will you respect her enough to resist the temptation to ask her for sex on first date?

I know for sure that side chicks are usuallly slept with on first date.

please define wife material wrt pretence...... a wife material in Lagos was a LovePeddler in abuja. have you heard that saying before .

please note. no pussy has a label, its just pussy,not virgin pussy or wife material pussy or first date pussy, or even sister in church pussy. its pussy as long as she brought it with her .

CUM4WHAT:
All they want is a loyal handsome dude.. . Like me buh am taken by a guy and gal already

taken by guy and girl? dude that's some gay ass shit there . taken by a guy

Luckygurl:
Okeke hostel oo

this ain't the first or second or third in unn .

skies , day and night

or clouds

tosyne2much:
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op,are u an uneducated illiterate?