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chocolateme:
Anytime he calls, pick the call and drop your phone beside a kitchen sink , then turn on the water and go back to your room and sleep.
2: buy these noisy 10 naira poly bags, whenever u answer his call, start fumbling with the nylon beside the phone.
3: keep blowing breeze into the mouthpiece of your fone.
4: or simply tell him this: " guy I no get money to pay you salary for this job you took upon yourself on my behalf. Please stop calling me 100 times in a day. Tnx dear

Love Machine:
When i visit brothel to ease konji,those oloshos tease me a lot when we engage in sexual intercourse.One i met some months ago told me I didn't know how to kiss.Another one told me i didn't know how to fvck,that I was using my body to push her rather than my c.ock.The last one that happened that made me took a break from that joint was that the lady told me my co.ck was too small.That was before e.rection.After that statement,i lost libido completely.Ladies see these signs that a guy is a virgin.Though i have not had sex for many years.I started patronizing brothel this year.A lady colleague at my work noticed my constant ere.ction and asked me if i hadn't had sex in a while. I was so embarrassed.

delectablegyal:
Delectablegyal is undoubtedly the most beautiful female nairalander.

RexKexMilann:
Congrats .

You are "Pretty" .

ishowdotgmail:
Currently in all hall of Residence(Both Male and female hostel) postgraduate hall inclusive also,students have been faced with this terrible infection caused by the famous insect ROOVE BEETLE a.k.a SKIRT and BLOUSE.
Studies shows that this insect contain a potent
vesicant in their haemolymph which can produce a skin irritation called dermatitis linearis.Once killed and its fluid come in contact with your skin there will be a SKIN DISORDER.
Currently the students are on a move to protest tagged "#FUMIGATE_UI"

dupsil:
You know its short form. Anyways, I wasn't dating her husband, I was working wt him. I have high moral standards and would never do that.

Strahovski:
Mtcheeew

dupsil:
Wat do you guys think ?

Cutehector:
I wonda hw many sex workers d op has banged lately

Diamonddris:
I came in peace and I have to go in peace..let me pretend I did not see this...

To ask for help now na crime...

Owk check my pix again..

Diamonddris:
Pls fellow nairalandErs, I just tendered a rili disturbing problem of mine, and u guys are rubbing pepper in my wound..

As for my pink lips, check my newest picture n my signature..

And as for being foolish to tell my friend about my crush, I will stop right now..

And finally for those saying that its not about handsomeness, u sabi how many babes I don bleep because of my looks?..

Maybe I will start telling them ryt away that I love them..but that is not healthy sha...because I dnt need awkward moments..

Frozenovenreagan:
i eat like a pig but no change

sleeknick:
It was quite a fun day as i met a nairalander for the first time and it happened to be switup. This was also my first time meeting a nairalander ( used to think y'all were programmed robots) She was quite fun to be with as we gossiped about y'all especially the trouble makers here. Before then i had been very bored here in uyo as i newly relocated here. She is actually the first person i made friend with here. I hope to have another outing soonest...good morning nairaland family and have a wonderful and prosperous week ahead.

Lalasticlala we suppose see oh. Lol!

Grinch:
U are like her worst nightmare lol

Harbosede02:
U feel like crying........ Then cry!!!

braine:
You can live in the big house and not cheat nao. Have a serious relationship and put all your energy into it.

rheether:
fool, pls go get a life.

braine:
Haha! Bro, you're hilarious!

alterswerve:
You don't need consolation.. You need prayers.





Lol.... Nice one... Abeg knock her(bae) and knock ...klopp and his stupid 11, them just spoil my 35k ticket












Kneel down lemme pray for you.




















Bring your head lemme knock you.

















Idiot




















Just joking

rheether:
fool, pls go get a life.

alterswerve:
No te dije que no hablas bien.. También, cometío errores con el verbo 'hacer'.. Just saying

alterswerve:
Its not mejur.. Its mujer.. The correct is this

Me hace sentir como una mujer.. Winks

funkyibodude:
Ok I have this next door neighbor that have been into me lately. It all started last year on February when she moved in with her husband, as newly wedded couples. According to her she met her husband as a student and her husband being a lecturer. The got married immediately after her graduation in 2013. Soon afterwards the relocated to my neighborhood because according to her the need a peaceful and serene environment to raise their kids.
The first day we had an interaction together was on a Sunday when she asked me that she was looking for a nearest church she can worship at, and according to her that her husband is not the church type, so I asked her what denomination she belonged to she said she is a catholic but she doesn't mind worshipping in any church because it's the same God we serve. I told her that I'm Anglican unless she would join me to my own church which is not far from where we live. She then agreed, after the church service she invited me to her place to meet her husband which I did, her husband was a nice gentle young man that is always with his books and laptop, I wasn't surprised because she told me he's a lecturer. After the visit she said that she would also like to come to my with her husband so that we can get to know each other very well, I agreed since we are both good Neighbors. The next weekend she came with her husband to my place and i entertained them very well.
After that day she started coming to my place unannounced, I maybe asleep and she would open my gate without knocking and walk into my bedroom, sometimes I may be lying down she would come and sit on my bed. The worst is her dressing, her clothes are always revealing. Sometimes she will start telling me intimate things about her and her husband. She will pick up my phone sometimes and go through my pics and start asking me about the girls on my phone. She even collects my pictures and transfer it to her own phone another thing is her attitude towards my female friends, anytime she sees me with any girl her mood changes, if I try to greet her she snubs me, then when she comes to my place she will ask me 21 questions about the girl I was with, and she would start preaching for me against mammy water spirits, sometimes she would tell me that she had a revelation about me falling for marine spirits so she's fasting and praying for me. One day I asked her why she's so interested in my life she said that she just likes me and wish that I marry from her family, I waved it off and had to remind her of her husband, she replied by saying that her husband is already aware that she likes me and he doesn't mind that she's coming to my place as long as we don't have sex together. I tried to report to her husband but a friend of mine said it's not a good idea, that the best thing I should do is to avoid her. Ive tried so many times to prevent her from coming to my place but she just won't stop coming.
What's really her intentions?!

(please don't mind my errors)

Agbo19:
For the guys
in other to become attractive to ladies without spending much...just swallow a very strong horse shoe magnet. Believe me it works

kayo80:
Everyone wants to marry a beautiful yellow girl, so who would now marry the ugly ones? I was just thinking about how unfair this is. The first thing friends and family say when you tell them you have a girl you want to marry is- "She is fine, abi?" Why is there so much emphasis on physical beauty and so little on internal beauty?

Estharfabian:
"" hehehehehehehe.... You expected one serious Comment lashing right? LoL!

I'm planning onnit tho....being the first and only female president in 9ja...""

Estharfabian:
Maybe I do?

Estharfabian:
...And he blamed it On "Sleep" High5!!

Estharfabian:
Chubby is the new cute..

LoL! PS---Being Hot doesn't necessarily mean You'll have to get A face like "justin beiber" ... Sam smith has other dope qualities....have You Heard the guy sing?? he could melt Your soul....

uh...Say MY TASTE IS GARBAGE AGAIN AND YOU'RE DEAD! uh...besides, I think it's spelt "garbage"... thank me later?