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This is my friend. He even taught me to drive when I bought my car. He's always angry when I run over 100. This is a shocking news as no none's number is in reach.

Cedarseeds:
Please help I had to create a new account for this.

When I was 15, a man in our neighbourhood had sex with me. I was too confused and embarrassed to tell anyone about it. I didn't get pregnant. While growing up, I still remembered the incident and kept away from dating through out my university days.

I met my fiancé in 2014. Somehow I told him I was still a virgin when we were still getting to know ourselves. He asked me to marry him soon after. It seemed as if the main reason he wanted marriage was because he felt I was a decent girl and I didn't want him to find out after our wedding. I did some stuffs to my vagina and we had sex. It was like the whole process of deflowering again. He seemed satisfied.

The issue is that I feel scared starting my marriage on a lie. Standing before the priest when there's a secret between us. We've done the necessary intro. I don't know what to think anymore. Should I let him continue believing he's the only man I've been with?

Bitch you Lied twice already.

Spartan1203:
18

fail

RALPHOW:
25

Guys pay attention to the clock
It is no more 3 but 2

failed too.

y2kub:
35

Wrong

For those of you who have refused to go to church. Oya solve mathematics.
First correct answer drop account number.

ggrin:
I've been with my boyfriend for a few years now. We're only young - early 20's.
Generally speaking, we have a great relationship. We connect well on most if not all levels.

But what I've noticed lately (maybe its been happening all along, not sure), is that my boyfriend is always wanting to touch me in a sexual way . Like touching my boobs, butt, etc But its so much touching that its nearly a turn off for me.

Its like we can't even cuddle for a few minutes without his hands wandering. He is always complementing me. Now don't get me wrong, I am greatful that even after a few years of being together he still finds me very attractive. But all the touching is making it seem, well, not so special when we actually do act sexually together, because its just happening all the time.

I know he's in he's 'sexual prime' - being in his early 20's. Is it normal for him to behave in this way

Seems he's got a small "dd" and low battery . If he actually hit you good..... you'll probably be all anticipating the next time you visit Pluto. Girls can always find a way to start bullshit....

ddestiny145:
Dear brethren. Please do advice. My sister'S appointment got terminated in a bank and she was asked to refund the loans she collected from her office. Note:she had no intention to live the bank. The loan was meant to be deducted from her monthly salaries. Lawyers in the house can she make a case in the court. Since she didn't resign but the bank ask her to go,invariably the bank should also forfeit the loans since they terminated her appointment.

She's definitely going to payback as most of these companies make you sign that you'll finish up loan even if you are laid of. Money can make people blindly take loans.

Are you mad at yourself because you were begging a girl?

mrphysics:
Hey guys, this my brother @henrymoore010 has finally escaped being single as he ties the knot with his lovely wife to be. The date remains October 20th, 2017. Save the date and pray for them.

Well call me a hater but it's a forum so I can say shit and run away. It's looks like the girl is just looking to get married. Doesn't even look love happy.... she looks marriage happy . Your brother will spend the rest of his life trying to impress her .

Sholaqe:
To be honest there are certain category of men that when they approaches women for their numbers they always get it. I've had some experiences where I just couldn't say no to certain kind of men when asked for my number. For me it's not just his looks and how he dresses but how he carries himself. A guy that's confident & well composed but not arrogant or cocky or loud. Also his voice and the way he talks because I can evaluate his degree of intelligence and educational level from the way he speaks and his choice of words. This kind of men always score points all the time.

Share your own opinions and experiences.

Let's make a list of all you'll be needing to release number .

Looks: Beauty lies in the heart

Dressing: maybe he's not into flashy things(jehovah witnesses will look very ordinary)

Confident and composed: have you approached a guy before ?

Etc etc etc

I won't continue, only very smart girls will know that it takes upto 5 very long conversations to know a smart person.

No offense, but by all indications you aren't smart.you just have buttons and think you can make sense. Why does a guy have to fake all that
just to get your number?
What qualities do you have to show?

stephanie11:
Archbishop of the Lagos archdiocese and former president of the Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN), Cardinal Olubunmi Okogie has weighed in on the overall performance of President Muhammadu Buhari since his first term began in 2015 and he says 'it's below average'.

PoliticsNGR learnt that Okogie also warned that the country will be worse than it currently is if Buhari should win again in the fast approaching 2019 elections. The cardinal's statements is coming shortly after former president, Olusegun Obasanjo also criticized the performance of the president.

Okogie, who spoke to Telegraph, said;

"As far as Cardinal Anthony Okogie is concerned, his first term is bad; I think it’s below the average mark.
So, this will not give him a better chance to stand for a second term. From what is on ground, I don’t think he will get anywhere.

The main thing that Nigerians want now is to see the dividends of democracy in action.They are telling us that we have pulled out of the recession. Go to the market, there’s nothing like that.There’s no sign of improvement. What is sold for N10 still sells for N10 or even at N12. Is that what you call improvement of the economy?

They promised to do everything but on getting into the saddle, they keep procrastinating. Look at the state of the nation today. It’s as if there is no government.

Look at the parliament, what are they doing in the House of Representatives? What are they doing in the Senate? What are the so-called big men doing? It’s very painful. We are going from bad to worse. Very soon, we’ll get to worst if there’s no change before December.

Everybody is taking the laws into their hands the way they like. Would you call this a nation? You can’t walk freely on the street. You are not sure of having a meal per day. You are not sure of seeing tomorrow.

People are not asleep. People are opening their eyes every day to see what these people are doing. And that is why they are struggling to have their man at the top. There are many other people lined up. And we’re talking about Buhari and Atiku.

Can they even win the primaries? These noisemakers are just making people to know that they are alive,"


http://politicsngr.com/2017/09/30/nigeria-will-worse-buhari-wins-2nd-term-cardinal-okogie/

Stupid men, how didn't he predict before buhari became president in the first place ?

TINALETC3:
1.wen dem dey share boobs, i ws busy in d oda rum, by d time I came out, na only flat chest remain, as I no get choice na, I collect am like dat, thank God 4 foam bra

Why are you bleaching my dear? Look at your leg in your DP! Later girls will say naija boys are marrying outsiders .

FortifiedCity:
Her good sides;

She apologizes whenever she feels she made a mistake
I think she loves me: she shows it
She is a very good cook

Her 'bad' sides;

She has a wide vagina
She can be stubborn when angry.

I have known her for a year now.
I am just so concerned about her wide vagina, I feel a lot of peni3 have passed through there.

Can you marry such a lady

For those saying I have a small peni3, I am at 8 Inch, created a thread on it sometime ago

https://www.nairaland.com/4001026/natural-harmless-thing-say-bye

When niggas have small pennnnis they blame vaginaaa

-5 -4 -3 -2 -1 0 1 2 3 4 5

It all depends on my konji meter , if I'm coming from the club I'm very sure I'll never notice.... shayo na bastard

Evaberry:
....


No surprises here.

I've been saying men are scum


When a man suddenly has a few thousands or millions in his account, he begins to feel he can control any girl or have sex with any girl, They lose their respect for women once that cash Starts coming in.

Men are indeed scum! Worthless piece of shiit

Your father had to be a scum for you to cough rubbish like this. I'm sure your father beats your mother because she talks like you. Stupid girl. I'm sure your father is the only drunkard in your area .

rafhell:
I have sucked and handled all.

Bless you motherfuck*r

Well OP be sounding like an attention seeker. Now we know you are engaged.

Buharison:
oh ye enemy of state, they said you guys are hardworking, please name the top 3 richest men in Nigeria

Name top 3 Igbo presidents. Show me the ruling tribe and I'll show you the most favored businessmen. How many Igbo and south men own oil wells? Can't wait for oil to be $1 per barrel so they can eat shit.

FortuneTeller:
Google does not have all the information. I live in the US and one of these cases hit the news every year. I know one man in this situation. If you are married when the child is conceived, the court views you as the father. The ones who normally get out of this scenario, do so when the woman identifies another man as the father through the birth certificate or a request for child support from the other man. If this does not happen, the court views the husband as the father regardless of DNA. He will pay child support for a child that is not his.

Whose business.......... you brought the bad luck to him. Ask your Yoruba run away lawyer FALZ.

Greenbullet:
Hello nairalanders, and no I am not married , but my friend is, he has a one year old child or so he thought , his kind of work requires him to travel regularly, and so he hardly stays at home, on a faithful day , he came home early to meet his wife having sex with another man, he filed for a divorce, and was already thinking of child support but I advised him to do a DNA test and he discovered the child wasn't his ,the wife has hired a lawyer to get half of his property, please what can be done to stop this.

Another Yoruba post, your answers are on your posts. Yoruba people and DNA test failure are like 5 and 6.

JamieNaijaTeam:
Nollywood Actress, Damilola Adegbite said that Hotel sex is better than crib sex.

The actress married to Chris attoh who was subject to rumors of a breakdown in her marriage took to Instagram to disclose this information.

True or Not?


NEWS VIA: http://www.jamienaija.com/2017/08/damilola-adegbite-hotel-sex-is-better.html

Yoruba......... always acting predictable.

LexngtonSteele:
IGWE. ...Blessing.

I pity their men. So cowardly even their wives beat them.

They then come ONLINE to chest-beat.

Hope after all these boasts, they don't expect the women to fight the war while they wear female make-up & flee to Abidjan?

It's only fools like your mother that'll think like this. What's vexing me is that the stupid government will not let the Biafra go..... all here worried about Igbos when your President is wired to the teeth 2000kms away. If anti Biafra are dying one by one. Consider your stupid self on the list. Just like your stupid President. Your father will die this night too. Fool.

milloguy:
The old dude is a scam... Prophecy is just calculated event that may likely happen.. Just like statistics. Africans think being intelligent is having a retentive memory but being intelligent is being able to be self dependent and ask questions when no one dare. TB Joshua, Apostle Sule, Oyedepo and Adeboye are all scammers.. And come to think of it, why is religion the most important thing in Africa where other continents are pushing innovation and ideas.. We sit here waiting for God to pick our calls... Smh

If the try and Living God doesn't bless you for me , send me your account number make him use me to bless you .

BiafraAmaka:
Anybody condemning the guy is a fool,there are so many religion out there and only christians believe in Jesus,All of you who claim to know Jesus are you better than those who do not believe? Japan,Korea,India and even Jews do not believe in Jesus




All this Yoruba making noise here let me ask you,Did Yoruba Muslims believe in. Jesus?

Ndi ala

Ndi ofe mmanu. Pimples will kill them all.

40kobo77:
Confused people.

Today they are Jews.

Tomorrow they are Congolese.

Still waiting for them to claim to be descendants of Napoleon Bonaparte.

Now this one is claiming Jesus Christ,a confirmed Jew,is from the Greek Island.

I think this guy has started smoking some of those adulterated indomie made by his brothers.

While one Igbo man is talking thrash above me,another one below is hustling for likes.

You just have to love these Igbo guys.

Atleast our men don't turn gay to get likes, bobrisky , derele etc. Yoruba people will die this night . Amen .

Rothman:
How much are you paying for a Uk number?

5k please contact me again I need the U.K. Number too.

Buharison:
oh ye enemy of state, they said you guys are hardworking, please name the top 3 richest men in Nigeria

Well lemme open your eyes to something. Something you've been blind to. Obasanjo solely made dan gore feed Nigeria. Even ibeto cement was pushed out. In everybody's eyes. How does that help an Igbo man become the richest when all the oil wells are owned by northern citizens?

Do you know how to talk or were you just born an animal? Lemme give you advice. Seek truth.... ask yourself questions in your quiet times; only then do the truest answers come to us. IPOB or not. Nigeria will split and you and your stupid children will go hungry on Abuja and Lagos economy.

Well, the story sounds made up. Leave your account number let some ipob people refund you. Hope the woman ain't your mother. It's only Yoruba people that beg for money like that.

Shroud:
Ukamaka Lovelyn, below is your friend's post I responded to. Please pay attention to the emboldened




You see why I had to burn him bright red.

Now edit your post or report him as well.

If you do not report him as well because you're bias as the mod you summoned, I shall stalk you all the days of your Nairaland life.

**Modified**

I'm calling you right away

Things that might probably happen while you stalk him..... you fool.

Your mates will be doing better things with their life
You'll still not have a babe(soap utd)
You'll have more comments
Global warming
You'll go broke
You'll still use your infinix zero

optional1:
If our mum where opening their legs, do you think our dads would have married them and they would have given birth to us..

OP, I know a girl that opened the door to I and all my friends. She's married with 1kid. Is there going to be a topic on that?

About 0.001% of girls get married as virgins. That's why they make front page when they do(or lie). Tell us about your DOOR. Is it wide like the "OO" in door ?!

Gay decides to become lesbian. *grabs popcorn*