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chidexco:
pls be honest with your answer, men who will you marry among this ladies and why?

How's a hardworking person dirty? Sexually dirty or hygiene?

Ginaz:
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Hi, can I email you ?

paulinoace0:
Op if its blue balls i got some info

What is Epididymal Hypertension?
Epididymal hypertension, or "blue balls" refers to testicular aching that occurs when the blood in the male’s genitals is retained after prolonged sexual arousal and is not dissipated by an orgasm.




What Causes Epididymal Hypertension?


When a man becomes sexually aroused, the arteries that carry blood to his genitals enlarge, while the veins that leave the genital area constrict, allowing less blovolumeod to escape. This uneven rate of blood flow increases the quantity and pressure of blood flow and traps it in the genital area. This pressure is responsible for producing an erection and making the testes swell to be 25-50% larger than their normal size. If an orgasm is achieved, the blood vessels will return to their normal size and the of blood in the genitals quickly returns to its normal level. By contrast, if a man does not have an orgasm, blood in the genitals builds up through a process called vasogongestion and may create sensations of heaviness, aching, or discomfort.

Or you can say BLUE BALLS MOTHERFUCK'R

Aregs:
I agree with you but it gets really boring over time tho

What's boring about unemotional, meaningless coition?

Ans: nothing.

pashiano:
Plz.am stil a virgin but whenever i romance a girl or get sexually excited.i usually feel this hooking pain below my stomach.i have asked a friend and he said that i need to release sperm.

plz guys,is that true?

BLUE-BALLS motherfuck'r

Lisador:
Hey guys! I have this guy in my work place, whom I'm really friends with. We talk to each other a lot and he's really very understanding. I really have started liking him a lot. I even told him how I feel for him. But he says he just wanna stay friends and that he doesn't feel anything more for me. But I just can't understand how. He calls me late night, he wants to talk to me when he is drunk, he remembers me whenever he is sad or happy. How can he not be in love with me, if he remembers me in every point of his life. However, he says that he is not and it's really getting difficult for me to remain just friends with him. I've even thought of not talking to him a lot of times. But then that would get things complicated. Hence, I'm just pretending to be normal and he too understands how difficult it's getting for me, so he is keeping his distance too. Well, obviously I'm not happy with that either. What do I do? Do you think he is really not in love with me or he is just pretending to be. However, he has had some past tough times in relationships and he somewhere does blame himself for it. I'm somewhere really heart broken. Need some advice.

Well, you are probably ugly.

If you are not, play the jealous card on his psyche. Appear distant from him. Act like you've got eyes for his friend or coworker. He'll flip, you'll get your answer there. Guys have a tendency to sharpen when faced with impending threat or threats.

Be also slow in the act. Absence of the usual triggers a part of the brain to miss.

Say your thank you later.

Eleniyan15:
your head they there..buh ladies hate when people snub them na sense you go use do m

It's reverse psychology. It leaves girls in limbo. Still works always works.

P.S. never works if she's not into you in the first place.

The best way to get a girl interested in chatting is to seem to lead a really interesting life, girls love fun. Then when you think you've got her chat interest..... respond late to her messages.. and be mysterious/unpredictable but fun. Always make sure it all boil down to you not being a chat type. Nothing beats the physical. Most conversations on chat will never sound as cool or as sweet as in person. Eye contact is conversation not a keypad and a DP.


Just saying Shaa.

TrapQueen77:



Men are mostly boring to chat with... All they know is to throw some emojis.


So, if ur boring to chat with... Expect that I will block u soon. no time for boring boiz coz that can drained my energy and a huge waste of my time.

Not well spoken. You probably aren't talking to the right people. Everyone has got interests.

Berlynn:
its fun being single ....

Right answer,

Okay, another .

ikp120:
That first picture is cool mehn... It's not all the time that Police should arrest people, because arresting people, and torturing them, won't help but harden them, so long as the reasons why they went into crime ain't taken care of.

So damn right bro, one dab for you.

And lastly, maybe .....

And more

and more....

And more.....

And more........

Merry xmas nairalanders. I woke to a partially dry day(weather) in Lagos and had the feeling to share bits and pieces of my picture timeline with romancelanders. Would have posted it anywhere else(on nairaland) but I don't remember being on any page other than romance and front page.

Fun facts, wtf facts and random pictures with information that not every one knows about. Just enjoy.

Kai, 'tis OP self.......ruining our chances of getting stuff on nairaland. Mtcheew. Let's report this nigga.

Kai, 'tis OP self.......ruining our chances of getting stuff on naira land. Mtcheew. Let's report this nigga.

"You smell like my future"

Spending mine with my loving mother. Happy xmas people.

These are more, open the link and read.

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense- Buddha

Growing up, from the time when I have been able to relate and ponder deeply on certain issues in life , I have had questions that I never have been able to find good answers to. Especially the issue of Christianity. I have asked silly questions which put me in trouble.

A silly example was when I was 9, I challenged the teaching in teenage church about Jesus scattering the part of the church where they were buying and selling. I asked why they sell (devotional )books in church if we weren't supposed to sell and I was punished for it . This even made my curiosity grow.

I still had so many unanswered questions and one time I read that Jesus has offsprings in the davinci code. I also read an article that says that there is a 50metres archive that contains details of this fact and is inaccessible to the masses. I believed some certain things . But an article I read today has so much affected how I see Christianity and the bible. This is the link to the article http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/biblianazar/esp_biblianazar_1.htm . Just patiently read. There are specific answer to many questions you probably have asked your self . Like the fact that the bible as we know it was scrutinized and the books were chosen by certain people to cover certain things .

uyiekpen26:
Myself and this particular girl have been dating for quite sometime (let's say like 2yrs) now. This is someone I do everything for. I pay for the house she's currently living in, send her money for her upkeep, paid some of her fees in school and once in awhile take her on some of my trips within and outside the country.

I've noticed that most times when I call her in the evenings she's never with her phone and she doesn't even pick when I call. I thought maybe she's reading or something. So I don't usually bother to ask her. At some point I noticed some strange behaviors in her. This was someone who was never a club person and all of a sudden she started clubbing and smoking shisha. I confronted her and she said it was just once but I kept quiet. So I decided to do a little investigation without her notice. So I called her one day and a guy picked up and asked who I was. I ended the call and decided to pay her a surprise visit. As soon as I entered, I saw a guy on boxers and singlet sitting on her bed and as soon as she saw me she almost developed high BP. But I pretended like nothing was happening and told her I just came to check up on her.

I left her house that in anger. I went straight to the bank the following week I opened an account for her and closed the account. I stopped with immediate effect the visa processing I was doing in her name. Burnt all the clothes I bought for her from dubai recently and gave all the jewelries I bought for her too to one of my neighbors. I told the landlord to issue a quit notice to her in the house she currently stays. I'm supposed to be renewing the rent by October 17. I'm equally thinking of coming to remove everything in that same house by the weekend with some mobile policemen. As for the school fees she can forget about it. She will have to source for that herself. Just yesterday she and some of those her useless friends and family members have been disturbing my phone begging. Saying I'm taking things too far.

If her useless friends and family know about you, how come she doesn't live with you? You are here ranting and cussing, it's been probably obvious that she's been cheating and you've been there for the bills and you never knew. No family will just sit back and watch you foot bills without asking your intentions.

Foolish you , foolish other guys ranting. I'm a guy too... But I'll say my mind as drag as i should . It will also be childish to collect everything, it means you've been paying for her sexual loyalty. Just let her be...... You've got the money. Don't act like a poor guy over a girl that doesn't worth you. But if you want to get back at her, shift your attention towards her cutest friend(sexually and showers of gifts) . She'll die.

Gothblackgal:
I was rejected by a first love in my secondary school days. When I told him, he didn't reply, he just smiled and we became best friends. But that was a lesson learnt guys prefer girls they work hard for.

Don't be too sure, some guys boot girls that are too tough......

BeansOntheGrill:
[color=#db9900]*shakeshead* no. Women birth babies bigger than any manhood.[/color]

When a woman is pregnant, as the baby gets bigger.... So does the vagina...... Even at that, the amnion and chorion help lubricate easy passage of the baby, and after childbirth, during all the post natal whatever ,it goes back to a relatable size , know your facts.....

You cannot go back in time and fix your mistakes, but you can learn from them and forgive yourself for not knowing better......

Some women find themselves in the wrongest of marriages, y'all know the marriage hustle in the country, she was unlucky to meet an asshole. Do always have to judge? We've all have cockroaches......... Stick in your eyes before toothpick in another mans.

The fact that your sex life isn't in pictures doesn't mean it's not something to condemn.... The man ugly Shaa

loveslife:
Single and wanting some fun? I wonder Wha
The fun is about spreading your legs for a total stranger.
People should just be careful who they literally fvk with. See the guy face sef

Hi, how do I send you a pm, one you probably can read, NL is always making me send something that looks automated. You cute mami.

Too long? ..... Yes but not the girth( the distance around it). From my view women on the very first day will feel pain from anything even something as small as the middle finger, but the more pleasure they seek out. The more girth they require.... Our naija morals just forbids women to exploit.. But over time, a vajayjay will take whatever size of penis, not length .

She can, when he seems to be all about the sex, or she's looking to get a ring and he's nowhere close to making it a reality. She has to feel tighter for her new guy. But I'll never date a girl that wouldn't like to try new old stuffs everytime