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She kept sucking my joystick till I exploded in her mouth, but that didn't stop her, she kept sucking and sucking until she choked. I no know say she be convulsion patient.

He teeth start to jam, as a sharp guy wey I be I come quickly retrieve my joystick.... Unluckily for me, the whole joystick was intact but I didn't see my cap. OH JESUS , I looked at her mouth and she was just on the floor jerking with blood and my cap in her mouth and I .........

Watch out for last episode (part2)

Anyss:
Guy com do dis tin Mak person read go slp abeg. I ssha hope say classcaptain no be ur mentor

I'm getting bored already. Do you think nairaland will pay you for this thread? Just finish up.... We all know what's going to happen ....we've all been there countless times. But you know, guys will still wanna know how it happened with other guys .... Shaa no do doggy for rug oh... You'll blister like shit.

dovie002:
I hate fictions! It really a life story! No dey doubt am!

with all thats said and said, please give me part 2 and 3 in one package

this is the first thread i didnt hate on, it sounds real even though it might be fictional

ideyhere:
You want comment baa? Here it is...



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Oya continue

woze= igbaju

please dont leave us anticipating biko, take us to narnia

if i woze you , you go continue,

blazingkid21:
haba

Wake up mehn.... Tru story...

blazingkid21:
1. Primary Virgin
This consists of girls that do not allow any
form of intimacy. Their
lips has never been kissed, their breasts has
never been smooched
and their body has never been caressed. We all
know what they
are called wink.
2. Secondary Virgin
This consists of girls that allow kissing,
smooching and caressing.
They do all these with their full clothes ON
because they are so
fearful that they could yield to sex when
aroused but mostly
shyness of allowing a guy see their body could
be the reason.
3. Tertiary Virgin
This consists of girls that allow kissing,
smooching, caressing ,
cuddling unclad, finger and also giving and
receiving BJ. They are
also called professional virgins, their only fear
is that they are not
yet ready to be a mother.
So guys, there u have the three types of
virgins. So when she tells
you she is a virgin, ask her where she belong
before you start
giving preferential treatments of a primary
virgin to a tertiary

After secondary and tertiary you have

(4) Bsc and msc virgins - they allow kissing, smooching give head and they will offer anal sex . So that the p***y will be intact....

Ikonke ...story time..ikonke ...story time .....

With all the OP has said sofar...

Who care for free ticket to ajebo show today.. I'll be leaving by 5:30. Offer open to girls only

Nigga... Its either you are gay and you don't know it .... Or you stop having sense since yu clocked 14, guy are physical. We always think about bleeping first.. Then other things can attract ur afterwards.. But this your own .*thinking* wetin I fit call am.. Yeah I got it " its the brain version of aki and pawpaw.

clementcro:
pls advice me, dont just read and go, thanks

Advice : please click on this link

You-are-very-stupid.com

So God no fit show you ? Abi!

Them draft you like MBGN untop one girl that's not even interested in you and you have the effrontry to put that shit here.

Nigga its 2 is to 1 for female to male ratio in lagos alone. That's why many girls are olosho's and it doesn't affect the balance.

Nigga write your own list oh. Before you regret it .

NB: please ignore the yabbing part. Grow some balls and search somewhere else

rockchic:
Na wa o. nairalanders, i don't know why men are running away from me o. i broke up with my last boyfriend who wanted me to wait till i was 32 before marriage, now, this new one, another story don commot. I asked him what were his plans for me marriage wise, only for him to tell me that he is commintment phobic, that he is scared of commitment, that i mean the whole world to him, but marriage is out of the question. I almost fainted. A friend now advised me that if i break up with him, it would make him realise how much he misses me, and then propose. For where? I broke up with him, he begged for a while that i should come back, i refused, telling him that unless he promises to be able to marry me one day i can't come back. MEanwhile, the guy is a perfect husband material oh, but he just no wan marry. what should i do? I am getting scared o, i am already 27. Should i just go back and enjoy the relationship while it lasts till i find someone else, or believe that as it goes on he would realise he should marry me? Or should i just leave things as they are? abeg you guys advise o. this marriage thing is making me nuts, my parents are pressurising me, all my friends are getting married

No one forces marriage on anyone.. You've shown no reason to be married to. You prolly friendzoned or brother zoned the ones that want to.. And you are saying the first wants to marry you when you are 32. You prolly pressured him into saying that... Marriage isn't the thing you are the thing, (naija girls and marriage self). If you are this desperate then get belle for am nah. Or you go buy diamond ring and propose to am. Or you seekout yoruba boys. They are good at marrying you with "belle". He'll just give your pressuring parents 400naira seaman's aromatic schnapp and that's it... My aunty got married @the age of 35, that was fouryears ago. She's happy with kids .I know you'll only see the yabbing part of my comment

And you'll leave him and start over with another guy. And you think men aren't wise as to marry you after 2-7months after you've given your youthfulness to other guys. U wan give am iya abga p***y? Take time mehn.

gainesborough:
Most times we have sex she acts like she is not in the mood so I loose interest and it stops just like that till another month or two that I try again. I cannot rape her can I?

Nope ..but you can show her who's the husband by doing it and appologizing afterwards... You've been too soft lately .. No dull mehn... Unless you wanna have kids that look like me, lol.kidding .... You should have sex 1ce a week and Bleep 5times a week ..just dash her sunday as resting day ... I'm just saying shaa

gainesborough:
I am a long time member of nairaland, but due to the sensitivity of this post i had to be as anonymous as possible.
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My wife and i have been married for about 2 years, but it has not been so blissful for me. I observed that my wife always behave ungodly. She rarely wears skirts, always on Skinny, tight jeans and slim tops even to work or church, and as a married woman, that kind of dressing is wrong. When i talk, she would complain and nag that i dont give her space. And sometimes really short clothes and she returns home late from work. She leaves 5 - 6 am in the morning and return 9 - 10 at night. She would claim she was busy at work in different meetings.

She makes all sorts of unknown and secret calls and when i ask, she would say its her business partners that are talking to her. She spends alot of time on instagram, displaying herself, and on facebook chatting even during the day i would find her online when i assume she is at work. She even deleted and blocked me on facebook and claimed that i am intruding in her privacy.

Is she cheating on me? And what can i do to resolve this issue quickly? Our marriage is really young and we dont have a child yet but i dont want to raise children in such kind of family. I need your friendly advice please.

thank you so much

What is she still looking for not pregnant.... F**k her and get her heavy loaded ... Fill her stomach with babies ... Osiso

hensben:
Demonym (/ˈdɛmənɪm/; δῆμος dẽmos 'people, tribe', ὄνομα ónoma 'name') is a recently minted term. (Previously, the term gentilic had been referenced by the Oxford English Dictionary.) Demonyms are words that are used to identify residents or natives of a particular place. A 'demonym' is also derived from the name of that particular place.Examples of demonyms include Chinese for the natives of China, Swahili for the natives of the Swahili coast, and American for the natives of the United States of America (or sometimes for the natives of the Americas). Just as Americans may refer to two different groups of natives, some particular groups of people may be referred to by multiple demonyms. For example, the natives of the United Kingdom are the British, or the Britons. Demonyms are capitalized.

In languages other than English, a parallel demonym sometimes does not exist, which may lead to the use of an English demonym as a nickname or descriptive adjective of a group of people. The term has not been adopted by the Oxford English Dictionary or the Merriam-Webster dictionary.

English widely includes country-level demonyms - such as "Ethiopian", "Guatemalan", "Japanese", and "French". But English much more rarely includes lower-level demonyms - such as "Seoulite", "Wisconsinite", "Chicagoan", and "Fluminense".Indeed, even some large cities such as Australia's Perth, and many other places, lack a commonly used and accepted "demonic". This poses a particular challenge to those toponymists who research demonyms.

Also, demonyms must be considered a subtype of adjectives and nouns used as appellations.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demonym

Demonyms. Like badagry people ...native of lagos and stupid yoruba people will be claiming owners of lagos ..

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Honestly, I am sick of people telling me I look indian or Asian etc. Last night, my mother even told me I look Indian, I am feeling really weird.

Do I look lndian? Derailers beware!!![/color]

Nope ... You don't , you look like your thread . In on word STUPID. Please ask something like "does my fat lips look like it has ever sucked dick?". Then... You'll get a +ve response

delectablegyal:
Guys in the house i have a question for you. Are there men in this world who dont know how to compliment a girl? I am asking this because my bf did something very strange, my birthday will be coming up on November 3 so because people have been telling me that i wear too much tight trouser outfits so i felt that i should start wearing skirts. So last week i went to the clothing store, bought some really nice dress, fix my hair, put on some makeup, which i dont really like but i'm just practicing how to look good on my birthday. After all that girly makeup trouble, i told a friend to take a picture of me while i took a nice pose. I sent the picture to my supposed bf, Hoping to hear some good compliment from him. could you believe that up till now he did not say a word. I'm so sad right now. The first guy i have ever love could do this to me.

Next thread ... Little things taken too serious

raayah:
I am pained

Why this thing dey hurt u.... Did he reveal what you've tried on 10different guys?

apcpdpallscam:
2 mins is an overstatement actually and it's affecting our sexual relationship. It has diminished his ego and as For me, I don't ever wish to have it with him honestly, It is not only embarrassing but frustrating.

But i feel like surprising him on his birthday. So I'm wondering if there is anything i can add to his drink; drug, herbs without his knowledge to enable him last longer to his amazement and making him feel it's natural. Or is there an ointment/cream I can use to
massage him. I need to spice our marriage sexually.

Tramadol...200gramm not more thanb 1 tablet unless he won't get a hardon

eyeon:
This might sound somehow, but I'm really speaking from my own personal experience.
To start with my real name is Ifeanyichukwu.
The issue now is that girls tag me a player once they get to know that my name is Ifeanyichukwu. They vehemently stick to this that they all have vivid examples though. My sister, whenever I say that I'm a good guy normally say "akuko! Ifeanyichukwu nke gi oga apu iche?" meaning "is your own Ifeanyichukwu going to be different? They honestly say this outta doubt. But I'm a good guy.
My friends say that different names have unique characters that the bearers display.
So I'ld love to know more names you know and what you know their bearers display.

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I am ifeanyi ..... I womanise and am flirty and ion realise it sometimes. Its a gift to us all mehn....

I'm not the type that'll snap such a sad happening, but I can always talk about it.

Yesterday at ikorodu, odoguyan to be pricise, a 15yr old boy that hawks eggroll almost died. He wanted to jump into speeding cars. It took the so many to get him out of his agony.

After making good sales from his after school hawking, he was going home with his remaining 4unsold egg rolls worth 200naira. A man called him and bought the four of them and gave him 1000, he gave the man 800, then the man happily said since you're already done for the day. Please give me all the change you have on you. So the boy changed 4000naira to simple denominations for the man. Only to get home and his mother finds out that the whole 5'k was all fake. She flogged him out of the house and asked him to go back in search of the man........ He was long gone.. I swear I thought fake money wasn't existing again. Please be at alert everyone . They are back. Don't fall victim.

OP, lemme do some sherlock holmes here.. You said you broke up with him... Its a big LIE. He already broke up with you in his mind, he rebounded easily to another nyash, you probably have been choking him read good. Why would you stalk a guy u broke up with? Is it fair. I'm sure he's a nairalander and you want him to see this....... He's prolly reading it with her and laughing. Your thread should be " he left me for a married woman"
The first stage of recovery is to admit. Tell us why he left you, then I'll advice your sorry ass. Am sure you thought niggas will flock you as soon as ur apart. Sorry dear its the other way round. And you are now trying to flirt with him again(give him back his vomit)

I've always been seeing people's posting and saying that their girlfriend cheated... Here are some keep-her-rules. Follow this and keep what ever girl you have.

A real gentleman stays LOYAL FAITHFUL AND TRUE to his girl.

A real gentleman Treats a woman right and will never worry about keeping her."

A real gentleman knows that a man's biggest mistake is giving another man the opportunity to make his woman smile."

A real gentleman knows that it takes what won her, to keep her."

A real gentleman is male by birth, man by age, and gentleman by choice."

A true gentleman does plenty of pre-intimacy and oral when he's tool doesn't always hit it right.

A real gentleman Never go to parties or hang out with other girls without her."

When you are with that special someone, put down your cell phone and show her that your complete attention is on her."

A true gentleman will tell his lady she's beautiful and he'll make her believe it."

A real gentleman knows when to lose the battle just to win the war.

A real gentleman is you, cause you've read this far.

Feel free to hate and also add yours.

Every spirit of accident today....I bind and cast ...

BREAKING NEWS!!!!A bus carrying over 15 students from Ilorin to Ogbomoso including the driver were reported to have arrived safely....Don't always expect bad news when you see Breaking news........

I girl nags when she loves you too,..

OP, trust me if you leave your boyfriend. You'll sit somewhere this time in 10years and regret the shit out of it.... 7years and a few months could break you The moment you are apart .. You've always want to cheat if not you won't deliberately play busy. Ur mature enough to come clean to people you don't know. If that guy you bleeped knows you have a boyfriend for 7yrs and still ate the fruit... Then he's just a fuckboy. He'll be done with you soon. Then you'll go back to your 7yrs guy and every girl in the worl will say. ALL GUYS ARE THE SAME. Forgive me mehn, buh you be certified shearer( with the (R) sign untop). If you change work place you'll kip banging on. BASTARD....

Guy, here is the truth... Blood doesn't determine virginity. Hymen can be broken from strainious exercises, and other things. Even running can tear the hymen.some girls tear their hymens while trying to fit their fingers or candles into their vajayjay(so I heard). Buh if there's a white fleshy membrame. Trust me she's a virgin. She has prolly played the blood away unknowingly. Many little girls play with themselves. #truestory.... My boy, u just took a girls V or so they say... She's going to get clingy so be ready for that + if you cummed inside you might be a senior prefect daddy..peace