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Estharfabian:
Lmfao! ""
I don't drink orijiin... champagnes or Vodka

Oya buy the champagne , then pm him the number ,he'll pick you up ..and you can drink together

Charles4075:
I'm sorry if I said anything rude to you bro.

No nah..but the statement isn't analytic.. Nigerians always believe that if you break a girls heart.. Your daughters will hear it ...why can't it mean that she's paying for breaking another guy's heart? .....

Try dey reason something first nah....u self no vex ..u weren't rude shaa ..its democracy

oluseyiforjesus:
If you pass this test definitely u are a gentle Man and an Husband material.
What is wrong with the pix below;

The bag.... Jeez ..its obvious nah, he's not carrying her bag... Its her choice to walk on that end ... Who send am?

kinibigdeal:
Ve' got your message, but your message aren't applicable to me. "Impress" Go'damn it, is just the simple reality bro. Our ideologies about Life is different, its ma own personal opinion. Ofcourse! Everyone got Konji or whatever but it must be used in the right context!

Keep trying bro.... She's getting impressed ... I'm sure it must be esther coz she's cute ..just tell am straight up

Charles4075:
Op, some ladies are like that but let's be honest with ourselves bro. She gave you all the signs that she's not a free-lancer and that she's a committed type from the moment you asked them out for a dinner. You seriously have to be careful and try to talk things with her in a polite way. There are some crazy stuffs ladies do when stuffs like this happens and you'll be amazed. Talking from experience.

To all the free lancers out there, You might laugh at what you put other girls through but you won't be laughing when you're wiping tears off your daughter's face for that same reason.

I've been heart broken before by one of my ex girlfriends ..... Does it mean its because my mother broke someone's heart? And I experienced the karma?

Nna think before you talk... Before talk nonsense

kinibigdeal:
Is not Natural if you can't control your dick. Its a psychological thing, if you can't control yourself, it means your body system possess a poor regulator. The discipline of a man, start from is self control. If you can't control your mind, you simple can't control your hormone. Even Apostle paul acknowledge that, if you know you can't control your self, why not marry legally than burning in passion. So bro to avoid all this sexual escapade, go marry. The pending effect is daring

First of all, for a guy to be sounding like this..its either he's trying to impress someone or he's trying to impress someone .....

Ladies beware .this niggs is on the same course as all of us ...

So on low key.guy who u dey try impress?.....
Because great men come with great konji eg:
David
Solomon
Samson
Bill clinton
Abraham
Davido
Tu face
Wizkid
TerryG
Ezteem
9ice .... The list is endless ..... Nigga

Even baba fela and obj had wives and mistresses ......

Once again great men come wih great konji

darkskingoddess:
Too late. In another post he admitted that he disvirgined her

yaaay im happy for him, just hope he doesnt post that she's pregnant in a few months , and then baba-ibeji in another few

kinibigdeal:
Why can't men avoid Pre-marital sex for God sake!! Huh

COZ ITS A NATURAL INSTINCT.... kinibigdeal?

have you watch nat geo? do you see how males respond to females on heat, male shrews fight to the death just to have sex, they eventually die just after having that same sex..... its hormones its out of our control..and hard to supress sometimes.. unless u are pumping with progesterone and the other female sexual hormone wey i don forget the name...

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Finding them is the problem.

Sadly... [/color]

email me .....could link you up,

Estharfabian:
uhm...She hasn't announced a boyfriend doesn't mean she doesn't have...Most sensible Celebrities don't like the public knowing their Business...

So, puleeeeease! don't call 'em Free lancers! "" there's a huge difference!

PS....You can't have a Bf without being Emotionally attached to Him in any way... Both financially and Otherwise!

Know your facts .... Genevieve said she doesn't need any man to define her .... Linda ikeji dey search for man.... Will you tell me they are celebate ?

Will people with boyfriends say such?

*oldmama voice* ESTHER!...ESTHER!.... WAKE UP MY DAUGHTER...


The world is dynamic ... Follow the trend

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Out of 10 you'll only find like one or two of that kind of girl.

Trust me... [/color]

Those 2 or less population percentage make this earth spin....

Oracle86:
@op...you are the exact definition of everything dat is wrong with the men of today. U are busy going up and down messing girls up then tomorrow u will say u want a godly wife. U're not a man, u're weak (cannot even control ur konji).

Democracy my nigga..please pout it all out... I told her what I wanted from her ...this is 2015 ion even plan on marrying from the church.. I'll find her somewhere and take her to church.. Do you know if I'll marry a muslim? ... Jimmyjatt married a girl he met in the club... A kind of girl that your "godly "type will call ashewo and even clap when ur calling it ... He's got happiness ...david was next to God's heart..how far did he go with controlling his?

NB: great men come with great konji :p

Estharfabian:
Uh...From your story! you know this girl wasn't a free lancer kinda person....She was A Real girl..(one with Emotions, conscience and a loving heart) she gave you hints..*she washed your clothes and everything* really sweet! *Something i'd never ever do******


...you would've just pushed her away the instance you figured she was into you...Buh in your case, you still used Her!
Sometimes I wonder "WHY WE ARE THIS SILLY?"

PS...Free LANCER GIRLS ARE HOES!

Genevieve nnaji is a free lancer ... She has never announced boyfriend so is linda ikeji.... Please tell me that they are emotionally attached .... Please can you call those ROLE MODELS ....HOES?

I'm sure you'll wanna be genevieve or linda, given the chance .... Know your facts ...

Estharfabian:
LoL! ""
......You didn't Bash me, insult me or say anything Rudely...?

Woah! "" it's Official...I like You Already!!

Define the like asap.... No mixed signals ..

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]This story ehn!

Good sex is not Love but I don't think it's going to be very possible having just a sexual relationship with any girl. At a point they must want to attach emotions to it,although some may successfully keep it to themselves but it's not always the case for most girls.

That's why in the other thread when someone asked why guys think sex can be used to get vengeance on girls I agreed with the affirmative because girls attach so many things to sex. They don't just have sex freely without putting something they can hold on to as the reason why they are having sex with a guy.

So my brother no matter how you put it,you cannot have sex with any girl and expect her to let it be like that. Especially if the sex is really good.[/color]

Guy...you are 95% true ... But not all girls attach emotions to sex ... I mean u don't pay her.. She don't pay you .. You just have fun and she goes.. She only comes when she feels like . Trust me, I've met girls

Estharfabian:
Uhm...First of all...I do Not Get the Question...

Secondly! We shouldn't judge You? Okay...*Buh seriously, Why are You so Heartless?*
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MORAL LESSON: girls should stop sleeping with Dumbass Niggas, else their story would also be a THREAD on Nairaland!

MOral LESSON2: guys should keep ruining Girls lives...""

Lil Advice for Us...puleeeease *keep the COOKIE pad-locked and Security guarded if u must* ""

Yes you shouldn't understnd it, its for guys and free lancer girls.. There are girls out there who just have sex for the fun... The guy might mis-read it ... And love-up.

He'll prolly get his heart broken. The rest is history

[quote author=Estharfabian post=39510725]Uhm...First of all...I do Not Get the Question...

Yes you shouldn't understnd it, its for guys and free lancer girls.. There are girls out there who just have sex for the fun... The guy might mis-read it ... And love-up.

He'll prolly get his heart broken. The rest is history

rexkexmilan:
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Hater

I love fictions... But I think when real stories are told there's much morals to be picked from.
Before my story, I want to ask a question, question for all guys and free lancer girls "is good sex love"?.

My story kicks off this year, around february after a successful month, my birthday month... I got recommended to a big producer(cinema) and he liked my mode of screen writing.... So I went back to school coz we don resume...its final year.. Project topic has been given plus we had to defend our IT .... UNN engr students can relate to it...

I been through series of dating and it always ended after a month or three. So I decided to be a free lancer and its been blissful, very very enjoyable. I started scoring chics easier than when I had dating in mind. I could say anything I wanted and it'll fall the fallable ones... In simple terms it became a "no string attached mode" I entered.

When I resumed school. Noticed that 2girls had moved into my lodge at hilltop(UNN). I'll call them brick and lace ( just incase they are on nairaland...even though my pic might cast). So I was always saying hi... And hitting my own road.. One day they asked me to come install bulb for them and I did.. We started chatting from there... They always called me womaniser because girl came from time to time to visit... And spend the night ...

Brick is the older(25) and lace is (19) they are siblings .. Though they look alike lace looks naïve and fresher, but them fine. Guys always come around them to try and tap the shit....
One faithful evening I asked them to follow me out that I'll buy them dinner, lace didn't accept but brick did so we had a little chit chat and that was it.
Fastfoward time till after much laughter and plenty whyning... Her clothes fell off that night and the next night and the next night .... It became a routine even when she says she has a bf in enugu....
She later told me she's broken up with him... And I was like why.. She just Gave shallow reasons and I shrugged . (What's my business nah)

I'm a free guy so I always left my key with who ever and they frequently come to my room to watch one indian channel on GOtv.. I think zeeWORLD or telemundo I guess...within a short while I notced something .

She started doing my house chores like dishes, laying the bed and stuffs ... It always embarrasses me.. It makes my feel dirty. I asked her to stop it , I didn't want to give her that space she needs...
One day a class mate visited and was tripping all over for her, he asked me who's dating her I said no one.. Didn't even tell him she's banging me ... I meant her good. The guy come start to parole am....she came and told me that the guy was wooing her ....I told her its good nah... Isn't it good since she doesn't have a bf... She angrily left my room. That evening I brought her sharwarma, it was my course mate that bought it and asked me to give her ... She didn't accept .. So I realised what's on ground ..

I confronted her and asked her a plain simple question...."If your friends ask you what I am to you ..what will be your response" she said "boyfriend" .. U see I'm a big jonzer, I almost burst into laughter but I use my last coding hold am.. I told her I couldn't date her ...she's fine but I'm not cutout for drama plus she's older than me... Told her we could be friends.. Even lied that I had a gf in lagos.... She accepted and told me as long as I make her enjoy sex like I do... We laughed ... And that was it ..

I started taking my sex-capades Outside, if I go for any pageant in school, there's always a 60% chances of either bringing home a random girl or a girl I used to know home(the boy get sweet mouth).... Now I had to be bringing them to my guy's house because she's always trying to sleep in my room.... Another thing is lace(younger sibling) is always going for night class coz she's a pharmacy student.

I won't say bricks dept... For secrecy reasons...

Fastfoward 4months... We wrote first semester exams and I was back to lagos ... And she, enugu.. I don forget am self... I didn't know this girl was saving credit to bug my life... She started calling me 6times a day and was sending credit like she doesn't know what to do with money.

I had to start ignoring her calls.. She'll go as far as using her sister's phone to call or whatsapp me .. If I respond to that one she'll send nagging texts ...

When I resumed second semester, my motto was enough is enough.... I didn't want again.. I had a complete story to convert to script... The pay was huge... Plus project and lectures and some side chics that I'll wanna cure konji with..

We had sex once and after that I stopped touching her ... Coz I realised she was already loving up....if I bring another girl...she'll carry face or she'll sometimes knock and enter, prolly so nothing will happen.... Mehn this became bad on me... I started looking for guys to come woo her away..she won't agree for any of them... I couldn't rake at her... Didn't want to embarrass her...

She even started quarreling with her sis....I kissed and got mushy with her one time brick travelled for a convention... Dunno how she found out..

Anytime her sis comes to see me... She'll come and drive her .... This whole thing kept happening and I couldn't take it again.. So I confronted her a second time.... On a low key... And asked her what her problem was ....

She burst my head when she said "I LOVE YOU".... I reminded her of what we talked about. Months ago and she said she felt I'll later accept her and love her ... Omo I mad .... I just left the house for her ...
I told her I couldn't date... Talk more of my neighbour ... She started looking for house ..so she'll stop being my neighbour .... Can you imagine...

I did everything to push her away non violently and she didn't so I narrated everything to sis.... And shamefully she stopped disturbing me...now she goes about telling people that I broke her heart.... That I used her as intimacy gadget... That I used her .... That I've gotten what I wanted...sometimes I'm scared to put my water outside before someone go poison me...

I don't know if there is a moral lesson... But its good to define a friendship/sexship... "Good sex aint love".

I know girls will want hate.... But its good to kill me with the truth than decieve me .... I told the truth...

DONT JUDGE ME ....

Kidaakudz:
Am 16 and in ss3

Nigga its just pubercent reflexes pushing you ....its not bad though.... So long as you don't fuckkk her this early... Sorry for saying fuckkkk.... Ur still a minor

CertifiedSamuel:
And how are we sure if something similar happens, you wouldn't act like you did '5 years ago'?

Coz its 22:49....I'm feeling sleepy. Had a long long day....

ebubey:
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Ion expect girls to be in support..I was naïve and young + no be every film wey jackie chan dey strong pass....... I only shared a memory... Nobody holy pass

CertifiedSamuel:
In as much as I enjoyed your story, the part 3 doesn't sound pleasant to me.

I think it's about time y'all start respecting females (at least, to an extent). She left her place to ur place. The best u should have done is take her to an eatery if u re too scared of taking her home. Leaving her them stranded at that point was uncalled-for.

Haba!

Nigga it way 5yrs ago.. Was still a teenager... After all my bragging to my friend.... She was a complete let-down....

Collins still dey yab me till date ...... The love was based on a complete LIE.... And UGLY LIE

I sighted those same girls @ a business center and my phone rang as I pick am... Oh jesus it was them..... Then she pointed at me ... And called my name ... I pretended like it wasn't me... And turned back.. Collins aware of what calamity has befallen me ...he shouted my name too and started laughing .... The turned and knew it was me... Omo I could think ... My legs started striding... Before you know it... I was running and I didn't stop till I got to the end of the street(ogosco busstop)... I come stop to catch my breath.... I couldn't believe my eyes ...my efforts ... I switched off my phone...

Then I went to make a U-turn and was now behind them... Watching them from a good distance ... Collins told everyone around and different guys started walking up and impersonating me . They tried and tried my number ...
Then angrily stood to leave, suddenly they started quarrelling with the business centre woman.. Rain started falling.. The rain beat the shit out of them as they made for ogosco... I felt sorry for them... She called later and blasted me...

The next day..I was coming from church..the business center woman was already in my house ...she came do drag me for the 400naira mtn card that wild catty bought... I had to pay so that the story doesn't reach mumsy..... It was a really bad nightmare ... I've learnt my lesson... I no go make the mistake again

No time mehn , tired

PART 2 ......


So In a week, I was back to lagos... But things didn't go as I planned ... my uncle offered me a part time job @ his shop in lagos island .. The pay was good and the tip was out of this world.. I made almost 1-5k a day in tip... Plus we are all given 300naira each as allowance and my uncle drives us all the way home .. So money just dey pile up...

On one faithful friday my friend collins forced me to follow him clubbing ... And I did. Was my first time ever in a lagos club.. We drank and danced then I got bored and remembered wild katty.... I sharperly carry my phone enter 2go ... She was online .. (Speak of the devil) ... She was furious at me for not picking her calls all this while..I just stepped outside ,with my 100naira midnight call swag and talked to her with bedroom voice and it was settled... We ended our sweet 2hr talk with I love you... So I got back to drinking with the boys.

When I got home.. I puked and passed out, I woke around 6 and called my uncle," uncle I'm having runny stomach, I don't know what's wrong... I might ne late for work" the hangover just help my voice play with the lie.. He told me to resume on monday. Yaaay.its a free day..

She called early momo to know how I was . I told her I wasn't going to work.. She happy die telling me she'll eat me up today.. I also shared her a pic of collins and I The previous night and she loved it .

One that blessed saturday, I went to watch liverpool vs manU.. As a liverpool fan wey I be. Them just impress die. 1-0 gerrard scored a freekick.. The day was justt going well .then I got a call " baby I'm on my way to surulere (kilo). I'm coming for you baby... I don even forget.I quickly rushed home, arranged , spinned my lil sis and bribed her to vacate the house for good. And logged on 2go..

She said she's coming with a friend.. Her friend wants collins and is crazy about the fine boi... So I quickly took bike and told collins every every.. As sharp guy wey want lash nah..him accept.. We buy 3packs of condom.. But drummer put for my room.. And in less than 20mins I got a call from her . "I'm at ogosco busstop". I tell am make she enter dey walk straight.

I quickly launched my new 3-in-1 v-neck TRY white polo and gave collins one(I was saving it for next semester). We come hit the road towards ogosco. As we were getting there, we passed two aweful looking girls ....one was looking like an ugly version of wild katty and extremely tall, while the other fair,short and having knocking knees.... To be truthful, these were not cool..me and that one jam and lock eyes.

As optimistic nigga, I walked past them and collins made a joke on how they looked... I just laughed and told him "he'll be impressed". When we reached ogosco we didn't see anyone . We started coming back...

My heart started beating.. I started suspecting it was them we passed...no I can't be.. We started walking back, I sighted those same girls @ a business center and my phone rang ..... Gehn gehn....

Part 3 loading..... Final part

I know many guys have experienced this at one point in time or the other, but I'll like you to share in my experience, one from 5yrs ago.

I was in my 2nd year then, when 2go was trending and I wasn't really into chatting though I had the app because my nokia 6303c battery was very faulty.

My friends were always talking about one girl or the other they met on 2go. I still didn't have the time until my roommate was visited by one very fair sharp yellow succulent girl from imsu..

I had to sleep with the next door neighbour for 80% of the time she was present and if I wake up at night to read I'll be hearing voices, moaning and both of laughing at intervals.

I wasn't a virgin then but I wasn't the chics scorer either, I only landed chics on a lucky basis... Omo I had a deep think and the next day I angrily took a bus to ogige market(UNN NSUKKA) and grabbed a copy of very original battery. And with all joy and mtn cheat I downloaded 2go back on my phone.

I come dey ask people for friends.... Guys just dey share, and in less than a week I don get 2 subfolders , BOYS( and girls (231). I just dey chat dey chat.

Make we fast foward to 1month later.... I was still chatting and trying to impress the 2go girls both in UNN and other places.... My patience don dey die till someone told me to go to 2go rooms and get girls na so I enter the 2go room just dey add...
Ol'boy come see girls them plenty like okirika for yaba market.... Then I landed a girl her 2go name was wild katty(lemme reserve her real name incase she's on NL). She's a 100level student of unilag or so she said...

We just dey flow like mad ... She's funny witty and sassy...she was the dream.. I come ask for picture she send... I trip mehn.. She face see eyes and nice hair do. She even put her name for the pic ... We just dey feel ourselves.

Anytime I ask for her facebook name so I'll get to see her wellaz coz her 2go sent pics aren't always very clear after the first really nice one .. She go just shove the request saying she doesn't have a facebook account....its 2010 for christ's sake who is not on facebook, talkmore of a unilag girl.

We exchanged numbers after 1 good month and started making midnight calls ... I never missed the TGIF(midnight calls) ...her voice na die... I even remember singing "lost without you" by robin thicke just to secure this ass.....

Now we've gotten to the stage where she's supposed to come to UNN from lagos .... I offered to send 5k tfare to wildkatty....she no gree... We quarelled and I shunned and faced my studies....and we stopped talking...

Three days after my exams .. I received her call" baby I'm sorry, I go to school from home.. Remember I told you I stay at akoka and I can't travel". I quickly forgive am.... Atleast I'm going to lagos for semester break .... See free bleep... A whole unilag girl

PART 2 loading......

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Guys, if you don't mind rate my profile picture, I am thinking of changing it. My decision will be based on your opinions[/color]

Please if you'll post nudity... I'll give you a -1 . So you can post it sharperly . Please look at your previous posts... Seems you want to mess your self... Always wanting attention and begging for your pic to be looked at...

NB... Ur fine shaa add me on bbm 2A93CE7B

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Some idiot guy said "he doesn't feel bad being in the friendzone. Imagine a girl expecting just the same favours as a boyfriend would, and she doesn't give you as much as a head(common head). You'll see guys doing loads of assignments and even doing shit just to impress a girl and she'll inturn give nyash to one guy who hasn't made any effort. And these girls in question do not see it as evil considering the other guy's emotions?...do you guys remember the thread where the guy wanted his 2k back ? That guy in one word (MY HERO). Why should a girl that has a bf or doesn't wanna Bleep want our favour? Do we look like father figures ? Do we look like we can't buy a pair of jeans with 2'k ? What's wrong with your boyfriends pocket?or are u protecting his pocket. If you need my favor, I'll put you in the TITzone . Tit for tat mehn. Its the way foward. Girl grow up and give and take .

NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
Best advice :

Work on your self and look interesting.
Never seem boring
Look good
Talk smart
Play like she's more into you
But if you are desperate,then start with ugly girls and work your way up the bleep chain