₦airaland Forum

LocalStandard1:
For years now I've been on this forum and I'm just finding this out now.

I updated my profile, all I did was add a statement to the signature and after that every commenter with a signature written in profile the signature seems to appear below their comments.

First thought it was a glitch but after checking, seems it's a feature. Quite interesting.

I wonder what else I don't know about Nairaland.

Okay, e get many things you dont know for Nairaland eg: Just type D+u+l+l+a+r+d+i+n+h+o

Type the word together without the + sign...the results will shock you

Thousands of People die everyday for this country walahi

Na this kind topic supposed dey make Fp

val4sure:
Nothing like that 10 years, its complete 21 years unless he is been pardoned by government or his jail term will be lessen through good behaviour, google is your paddy..

Nigerian jail time is day and night 2 days

Imo always in the headlines for the wrong reasons.

How many speakers in the space of 1 year

That's good

Nigeria na cruise a swear

That's 10yrs and 6 months.

Dude have bribed heavily, he bought his own jail term. Welcome to Nigeria where money answereth all

When will European leagues resume pls. Just asking for a friend

Okay

UK know say dey are no more feared in the World, it is only their alliance with the US that is making the World fear them.

This is a clear example of UK ass licking US. The hide behind US and claim World Power. Apart from the fear of US, Russia will nuke UK woto woto

Them full Benin City na

I don see like 10 different mini buses here on the road with ladies as the driver, with full loaded passengers

The same way we got rain makers down here, same way there are rainbow makers.

Nothing special, they just paid some professional rainbow makers to make it look as if the Queen is superhuman...


On the other hand, if the rainbow is natural, is a warning to the British Royal family to return the diamond the stole from South Africa back to the rainbow nation. Return South Africa's diamond to them...that's the message of the rainbow

That's great

I don't even know these animals, what type of animal is phyna and Groovy, which one among them is male or female, are they mammals or amphibians, just curious...

Who can help me out

Hndrrxxx:
you know a town, seriously?? And they know a whole country though my papa na fool
Like how can someone like my mama sound so pained and dumb

Take it easy on insulting your parents kid

Aerial view of Covenant University.

I prefer Covenant University to Ghana's oldest University own. Ghana too dey make noise.

E no get anything way Ghana can boast of way we no get. Even 24/7 electricity dey Naija. I know a town with 24/7 electricity here in Naija

ElSudani:
This is what Obi went to Egypt to understudy. The other day he wanted to allow private sector to build refineries, I started to wonder if the single largest industrial undertaking in Africa being done by the Dangote group is what?
Obi is bereft of ideas and dangerously out of touch.

You want Obi to condemn private Sectors intervention in building refineries so that you a will start running propaganda that Obi is against Dangote's refineries and will not allow it to take off if elected. Now he acknowledged that, you know come up with this foolish twist.

Must you criticize everything, shame no dey catch you for here

Iamthoney:
Your brain dey work and the money spent on your education no waste

Okay, I appreciate your kind words. Thanks.

We cannot throw away the Bible we've known for ages and start believing a confused herbalist. At least am conversant with Romans 14:17, NIV: For the kingdom of God is not a matter of eating and drinking, but of righteousness, peace and joy in the Holy Spirit

There's nothing like eating or drinking going on there, because that will lead to pleasure, and will lead to sin and desires of the flesh. Eating, drinking and merriment stops here in our mortal existence.

But see as the man goofed by telling us, there's enough food to go round in heaven

Table shaker go soon collect some shaking beatings by DSS

There was strong emphasis on he asked us not to embalm him with formalin

They know we are going to question the resurrection of a man already embalmed with formalin.

See, dude is finding it hard to make a living as a native doctor, hence this switch of profession to pastor. If he is doing well as a native doctor like his counterparts down South, his children will not be suffering in Abuja and other cities.

Miracle seekers will soon flock his house. Dude will soon begin to cashout

Okay

That's a ploy to label Obedients, IPOB miscreants.

Then they will give order to police to ban upcoming Labour party solidarity march in different states.


I know this country well well. They wanted to use the courts in Lagos e no work, now they send the police to provoke them

That's good

Everything verified

Obiphobia is real

Okay, that's good.

No mess all Chinese races

Vietnam
Hong Kong
Taiwan

They no get joy o

The boy(now man) on the left is Paul, while the one on the right is Peter

Naijatask:
Good evening everyone.

Recently, my male member have been acting up since my sister's friend started frequenting our house.

I've warned her several times to stay away from visiting my sister, because she always intrudes on me by entering my room without knocking whenever I'm at home, but it seems like my warning isn't getting to her.

Here's the thing: I'm a virgin, and wouldn't want to fornicate with someone who's not my wife.

So, my question is: is there a drug I can take which could stop my male member from getting a hard-on for periods of sometimes say 3months or even 6months.

TLDR: A 23 male is in need of a drug which will render his male member useless for period of sometime.

Guy the drug dey. Send me mail, let me direct u.
I have never bleep olosho for brothel or roadside olosho, I had my first bleep in my own house, at 25yrs, I have never taken a girl to a bro's apartment for sex. I am totally in control of my sexual urge and sex life.

So it's achievable

Okay



Make all man shine ya eyes o, I will not talk pass this

pinkPUSSY:
Leading the largest black country in the world is not an easy task Bola undecided


Tinubu go and enjoy yourself and quit this race

Person get mind declare Buhari dead, some dey call him Jibrin, some dey call him vegetable.

Youthful GEJ entered Aso Rock grey hairs come sprout out from no where full his head, he was stressed out.

To tackle Nigeria's problem no be for the weak. Talk of the first 3 most stubborn people, I think Americans,Nigerians,Russians.

Tinubu no fit handle Nigeria matter, that's the hard truth.

Americans and Chinese are all over the place,followed by Nigerians. They will even come your country dey drag land and position with you sef

No wonder Haaland dey score goal like mad.

The Vikings are truly great race.


I no mean idiotic, demented Nigerian vikings group