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Jokes Etc / Laugh Out Loud ..... You're Welcome � by Fabolousibk1(m): 4:25pm On Oct 17, 2022 |
1. One idiot used ''GUNSHOTS'' as his ringing tone, His China phone rang in the bank today, for over 1hour now we're still looking for cashier and two security men..... 2. And This Nepa will Bring Light Wen Someone Is sleeping...As If Someone paid For (MTN) Night Plan. May Sense Locate U People Today. 3. Nigerians will go to burial, they'll cry and still carry away food to their house. Chai, this world.is a set up. 4. Some guys can deceive eeh.. They'll be like: ''Baby, i see my future kids in your eyes''... Weldone sir chairman of national population census. Hope you're seeing golden morn, pampers, school fees and other baby food on her forehead too? Am not feeling fine jare....... 5. Some people are blessed with wickedness.. How can i beg you for salt and you tell me your mum has counted it. 6. I cried for 2hours when one girl told me she took 1st in her waec result.. Some people can lie ehn. 7. Miss those people in primary school that use to say ''If i give you one dirty slap, you'll fly to America''.. Come and slap me now oooo.. 8. A scientist wanted to develop a bra that stops women's breast from bouncing while running and also another bra that doesn't show nipples when wet. but we guys don't panic... We killed the idiot immediately. 9. Nigerian Girls love money, I'm telling you. You'll get angry and tell a Girl, "Go to hell." She will look at you and be like... "I don't have transport fare. 10. Someone covered my eyes from my back and ask me to guess who he was .....after guessing for 5 mins,i removed his hands and i saw a mad man...... Bros,comma see temple run ... 11. When money is involved, Nigerian girls will be like , I love his mouth odour it's so matured . 12. I mistakenly step on a soldier's boot, when trying to board a taxi.....the next thing I heard was " are u in ZAIN".....something was telling to reply no am in MTN . . No God forbid ooh the devil won't get me dis new month of October. |
Crime / The Greatest Lesson Of Life by Fabolousibk1(m): 9:16am On Mar 24, 2022 |
Men of gold don't wear gold. Yesterday I had to visit somewhere and it was raining so I did not want to drive there since I was not too familiar with the road, so I parked my car somewhere close and used a keke (tricycle). While I was there I got a call from a long time friend reminding me of my promise to her husband over a job, so I quickly told her my location, and asked her to tell her husband to meet me up ASAP since I will be leaving town soon, but I told her to tell her husband to meet me up where I parked my car since that place was a popular land mark . I don’t know her husband and we have never met before. As I sent her the address, she called me back and was so excited that I was even around her area which will make it easy for him because he did not even have transport to come out,things was that bad. So I told her that he should pick a drop and I will pay. In other not to keep him stranded I had to start rushing back to where I packed my car. God, I even entered under the rain, cold, just to meet up with him so he will not be stranded. As I was walking under the rain I saw a keke and stopped it. The keke man asked me to beg the man inside so he will allow me join him since i was drenched, so I started begging. The man refused and said I was wet. I told him I will sit to one side, and he refused, saying except I pay for both his fare and mine. I agreed, then he allowed me. As I entered this man kept me uncomfortable, saying if my wet clothes touch him again I will get down. I just kept my cool until I finally got to my destination. I did not even reach when I stopped at the junction and paid then used my legs to walk to my car, since it was very close. I was inside my car warming myself, then I got a call from my friend saying her husband was around, so I described my car and he came. I saw someone knocked on my car glass, wound down and it was this same man in a keke with me. Gosh! I was suppose to pay the keke man, and recommend him for a job? Tears rolled down my eyes, I brought out N3,000, gave him, started my car and zoomed off. My friend has been calling and sending me messages, I had to block her. Be careful, many times men of gold don’t wear gold. Be nice! Angels do not wear ID cards. Have a nice day 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Leaked S**x Tape Of Kpokpogri And Jane Mena..(sex From Morning Till Night) by Fabolousibk1(m): 4:19pm On Oct 17, 2021 |
1. One idiot used ''GUNSHOTS'' as his ringing tone, His China phone rang in the bank today, for over 1hour now we're still looking for cashier and two security men..... 2. And This Nepa will Bring Light Wen Someone Is sleeping...As If Someone paid For (MTN) Night Plan. May Sense Locate U People Today. 3. Nigerians will go to burial, they'll cry and still carry away food to their house. Chai, this world.is a set up. 4. Some guys can deceive eeh.. They'll be like: ''Baby, i see my future kids in your eyes''... Weldone sir chairman of national population census. Hope you're seeing golden morn, pampers, school fees and other baby food on her forehead too? Am not feeling fine jare....... 5. Some people are blessed with wickedness.. How can i beg you for salt and you tell me your mum has counted it. 6. I cried for 2hours when one girl told me she took 1st in her waec result.. Some people can lie ehn. 7. Miss those people in primary school that use to say ''If i give you one dirty slap, you'll fly to America''.. Come and slap me now oooo.. 8. A scientist wanted to develop a bra that stops women's breast from bouncing while running and also another bra that doesn't show nipples when wet. but we guys don't panic... We killed the idiot immediately. 9. Nigerian Girls love money, I'm telling you. You'll get angry and tell a Girl, "Go to hell." She will look at you and be like... "I don't have transport fare. 10. Someone covered my eyes from my back and ask me to guess who he was .....after guessing for 5 mins,i removed his hands and i saw a mad man...... Bros,comma see temple run ... 11. When money is involved, Nigerian girls will be like , I love his mouth odour it's so matured 馃槀 馃槀 馃槀 *. 12. I mistakenly step on a soldier's boot, when trying to board a taxi.....the next thing I heard was " are u in ZAIN".....something was telling to reply no am in MTN . . No God forbid ooh the devil won't get me dis new month of October. 5 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: See Chicago Jail Where Hushpuppi Is (photo) by Fabolousibk1(m): 7:09am On Apr 16, 2021 |
Went to ikotun to swap phone, I was given nokia c3 n it worked perfectly at the spot. Was told they want to package it for me. When I got home I pressed the phone and FUFU came out. Went back n was told the guy that sold me the phone died 2weeks ago � and I was looking at the guy o��� |
Nairaland / General / Re: Netizens Criticize Simi’s ‘yummy Mummy’ Outfit And Photos by Fabolousibk1(m): 7:07am On Apr 16, 2021 |
Went to ikotun to swap phone, I was given nokia c3 n it worked perfectly at the spot. Was told they want to package it for me. When I got home I pressed the phone and FUFU came out. Went back n was told the guy that sold me the phone died 2weeks ago �and I was looking at the guy o 1 Like
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Religion / Re: 50 Benefits Of A Lifestyle Of Prayer And Fasting by Fabolousibk1(m): 6:21pm On Oct 25, 2020 |
I want you explain more on number 14 Pls Can Prayer and fasting actually brings money? Soro Soke jor And you didn't support all your claim with Scripture na.. .
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Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija: Watch Sad Moment Erica Broke Down In Tears After Pouring Her Heart Out by Fabolousibk1(m): 7:42pm On Aug 29, 2020 |
Fake loves Sometimes I feel like I need love but the moment I finish eating, I realize it was hunger that made me think of such nonsense |
Celebrities / Re: Moment Erica Flashed Her Butt To Kiddwaya Before Their Big Fight (VIDEO) by Fabolousibk1(m): 7:38pm On Aug 29, 2020 |
Erica na porn star....her nyansh no dey sit down for one place..... Laycon shouldn't fall for her again Bleep fake love Sometimes I feel like I need love but the moment I finish eating, I realize it was hunger that made me think of such nonsense 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Big Brother Naija Housemate Kaisha Shocked Housemates Saying She Masturbate Alot by Fabolousibk1(m): 7:57am On Jul 23, 2020 |
Her Toto....Her business |
Celebrities / Re: Adekunle Gold Reacts As Female Fan Begs To Be His Second Wife by Fabolousibk1(m): 7:54am On Jul 23, 2020 |
All these ladies just want to marry celeb by force ....Hian Meanwhile......If your name is EBUKA and you are 24yrs old.. U applied for job at NNPC. I just want to inform u that am eating corn with ur application letter now at home.... |
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by Fabolousibk1(m): 7:39pm On Jul 19, 2020 |
BBNaija is here again! Girls go soon start to Dey hide remote for breast from their boyfriend. |
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by Fabolousibk1(m): 7:08pm On Jul 19, 2020 |
Wait!!! Are you people telling me DJ Cuppy is one of the housemates....Chai!!! This Season go mad gan ooo .... |
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Celebrates His 30th Birthday Today by Fabolousibk1(m): 6:18am On Jul 16, 2020 |
Happy birthday to Original Starboy God bless your new age... We are still waiting for Made in Lagos album to drop today oo.... Mashallah..... 8 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Reaction As “native Doctor” Storm A Shopping Mall To Shop With His Huge As$ Girl by Fabolousibk1(m): 6:29am On Jul 14, 2020 |
Baba for the girls..... Come oooo,this days ehn I have a feeling that once you buy data from Airtel or MTN. One of their staff will be using it with you. 9 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Is Pregnant, Says She Can’t Wait To Be A Mum ... Lol by Fabolousibk1(m): 5:47am On Jul 14, 2020 |
Eleribu Omo...... Mtxhewww |
Celebrities / Re: See What Regina Daniel Said To Toheeb After He Mimicked Her Picture by Fabolousibk1(m): 5:44am On Jul 14, 2020 |
Regina Daniels *Sighs* This girl matter still dey amaze me sha but no lele sha ...She already choose her path Wait ooooooo Did you know HushPuppi's case may be DISMISSED! It is now being claimed that the FBI actually violated his civil & legal rights.... My guy hustle ooooo |
Religion / Re: Odm by Fabolousibk1(m): 7:41pm On Jun 10, 2020 |
Diamond6real: God bless you My Sis |
Celebrities / Re: Nkechi Blessing & Singer Dotman Thrashed Each Other Online, See What Happened. by Fabolousibk1(m): 9:48am On May 11, 2020 |
This blessing loves fight Sha Meanwhile....Two Best Advices For Safe Life : . 1. Always Speak The Truth, No Matter How Bitter Harsh It Is .. . 2. Run Immediately After Saying It.. |
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Is The Only Man I Can Willingly Spread My Legs For – Social Media User by Fabolousibk1(m): 8:16am On Apr 21, 2020 |
Hoelosho Oshi Olobo ten kobo |
Celebrities / Re: Marry Me Now My Bride Price Is Going Up Soon – Tiwa Savage Says(video) by Fabolousibk1(m): 8:14am On Apr 21, 2020 |
Aunty Tiwa |
Celebrities / Re: Presidency Calls Out Zlatan Ibile For Laughing Over The Surge In Covid-19 Cases. by Fabolousibk1(m): 8:08am On Apr 21, 2020 |
Zlatan wey no get sense!!! But wait Will Abba Kyari meet Abba Father in heaven? Abba Kyari is dead Such a nice guy I love all his songs We've lost a great musician 2 Likes
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Nairaland / General / Re: No subject by Fabolousibk1(m): 6:57pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
OK...I am so much interested in this...Let's do this How do we go about this? ScamAdvise: |
Nairaland / General / Re: No subject by Fabolousibk1(m): 5:43am On Apr 20, 2020 |
Are you about this Baba ijebu dey use jazz ooo Well..let's see how it goes...I can't wait to win my money back from Ijebu.. The man don chop my money wella in the past ehn |
Nairaland / General / Re: 3 Proven Natural Ways To Last Longer In Bed - Solutions To A Better Sex by Fabolousibk1(m): 5:34am On Apr 20, 2020 |
Oya na......Waiting |
Celebrities / Re: Odion Ighalo Divorces Wife by Fabolousibk1(m): 7:27am On Mar 22, 2020 |
Hmmmm...Are they marry before!? |
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Show Off Her Pant In See-through Outfit. PHOTOS by Fabolousibk1(m): 7:35am On Mar 17, 2020 |
That's her selling points now,she's singing thrash and need to do something else to keep the fame .... Meanwhile Am sited in this taxi and a guy next to me is busy coughing!!! Should I be worried!? 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Sharon Adeleke Preaches The Gospel To Davido by Fabolousibk1(m): 5:17pm On Mar 16, 2020 |
I hope he listen At the end...Knowing Christ is all that matters 388 Likes 16 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Toolz Share Cryptic Post After Removing Her Husband's Surname From Her Instagram by Fabolousibk1(m): 4:52pm On Mar 16, 2020 |
Another fail Celebrity marriage...SMH |
Celebrities / Re: How Genevieve Nnaji Was Dumped At The Altar On Her Wedding To Nigerian Big Boy by Fabolousibk1(m): 4:48pm On Mar 16, 2020 |
How true is this!? Meanwhile Wedding Bells!!!!!!!!!!!! #mysaturday Finally the day has come! I happily invite you all, my friends and family to join me as I say "I DO" to the one I love effortlessly... wedding will take place as follows: TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE: Venue- Anthony's compand orlu imo state. Date: Friday 24th March 2017. WHITE WEDDING: Saturday 15th April 2017. Arcbishop Vinning Memorial Chuch (AVMC) RECEPTION takes place @ Haven Event Center by AVMC Church The big and special day begins @12Noon Your presence will be our joy and it is highly appreciated. Color of the Day Peach and Royal Blue . See you there. NOTE:B-) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Copy and paste too. I also don't know who is doing the wedding You think is only you that waste time reading this.. Mtcheeeww. Am in my house, Come and beat me na... |
Celebrities / Re: Davido Opens Social Media Account For His #2million Dog by Fabolousibk1(m): 7:11am On Mar 06, 2020 |
Vanity upon Vanity |
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