₦airaland Forum

1. One idiot used ''GUNSHOTS'' as his ringing tone, His China phone rang in the bank today, for over 1hour now we're still looking for cashier and two security men.....

2. And This Nepa will Bring Light Wen Someone Is sleeping...As If Someone paid For (MTN) Night Plan. May Sense Locate U People Today.

3. Nigerians will go to burial, they'll cry and still carry away food to their house. Chai, this world.is a set up.

4. Some guys can deceive eeh.. They'll be like: ''Baby, i see my future kids in your eyes''... Weldone sir chairman of national population census. Hope you're seeing golden morn, pampers, school fees and other baby food on her forehead too? Am not feeling fine jare.......

5. Some people are blessed with wickedness.. How can i beg you for salt and you tell me your mum has counted it.

6. I cried for 2hours when one girl told me she took 1st in her waec result.. Some people can lie ehn.

7. Miss those people in primary school that use to say ''If i give you one dirty slap, you'll fly to America''.. Come and slap me now oooo..

8. A scientist wanted to develop a bra that stops women's breast from bouncing while running and also another bra that doesn't show nipples when wet. but we guys don't panic... We killed the idiot immediately.

9. Nigerian Girls love money, I'm telling you. You'll get angry and tell a Girl, "Go to hell." She will look at you and be like... "I don't have transport fare.

10. Someone covered my eyes from my back and ask me to guess who he was .....after guessing for 5 mins,i removed his hands and i saw a mad man...... Bros,comma see temple run ...

11. When money is involved, Nigerian girls will be like , I love his mouth odour it's so matured .

12. I mistakenly step on a soldier's boot, when trying to board a taxi.....the next thing I heard was " are u in ZAIN".....something was telling to reply no am in MTN . . No God forbid ooh the devil won't get me dis new month of October.

Men of gold don't wear gold.

Yesterday I had to visit somewhere and it was raining so I did not want to drive there since I was not too familiar with the road, so I parked my car somewhere close and used a keke (tricycle).

While I was there I got a call from a long time friend reminding me of my promise to her husband over a job, so I quickly told her my location, and asked her to tell her husband to meet me up ASAP since I will be leaving town soon, but I told her to tell her husband to meet me up where I parked my car since that place was a popular land mark .

I don’t know her husband and we have never met before. As I sent her the address, she called me back and was so excited that I was even around her area which will make it easy for him because he did not even have transport to come out,things was that bad. So I told her that he should pick a drop and I will pay.

In other not to keep him stranded I had to start rushing back to where I packed my car. God, I even entered under the rain, cold, just to meet up with him so he will not be stranded. As I was walking under the rain I saw a keke and stopped it. The keke man asked me to beg the man inside so he will allow me join him since i was drenched, so I started begging. The man refused and said I was wet. I told him I will sit to one side, and he refused, saying except I pay for both his fare and mine.

I agreed, then he allowed me. As I entered this man kept me uncomfortable, saying if my wet clothes touch him again I will get down. I just kept my cool until I finally got to my destination. I did not even reach when I stopped at the junction and paid then used my legs to walk to my car, since it was very close.

I was inside my car warming myself, then I got a call from my friend saying her husband was around, so I described my car and he came. I saw someone knocked on my car glass, wound down and it was this same man in a keke with me. Gosh!

I was suppose to pay the keke man, and recommend him for a job? Tears rolled down my eyes, I brought out N3,000, gave him, started my car and zoomed off. My friend has been calling and sending me messages, I had to block her.

Be careful, many times men of gold don’t wear gold. Be nice! Angels do not wear ID cards.

Have a nice day

Went to ikotun to swap phone, I was given nokia c3 n it worked perfectly at the spot. Was told they want to package it for me. When I got home I pressed the phone and FUFU came out. Went back n was told the guy that sold me the phone died 2weeks ago � and I was looking at the guy o���

Went to ikotun to swap phone, I was given nokia c3 n it worked perfectly at the spot. Was told they want to package it for me. When I got home I pressed the phone and FUFU came out. Went back n was told the guy that sold me the phone died 2weeks ago �and I was looking at the guy o

I want you explain more on number 14 Pls
Can Prayer and fasting actually brings money?
Soro Soke jor
And you didn't support all your claim with Scripture na..
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Fake loves




Sometimes I feel like I need love but the moment I finish eating, I realize it was hunger that made me think of such nonsense

Erica na porn star....her nyansh no dey sit down for one place.....
Laycon shouldn't fall for her again
Bleep fake love



Sometimes I feel like I need love but the moment I finish eating, I realize it was hunger that made me think of such nonsense

Her Toto....Her business

All these ladies just want to marry celeb by force ....Hian


Meanwhile......If your name is EBUKA and you are 24yrs old.. U
applied for job at NNPC. I just want to inform u
that am eating corn with ur application letter
now at home....

BBNaija is here again! Girls go soon start to Dey hide remote for breast from their boyfriend.

Wait!!! Are you people telling me DJ Cuppy is one of the housemates....Chai!!! This Season go mad gan ooo ....

Happy birthday to Original Starboy
God bless your new age...
We are still waiting for Made in Lagos album to drop today oo....
Mashallah.....

Baba for the girls.....

Come oooo,this days ehn
I have a feeling that once you buy data from Airtel or MTN. One of their staff will be using it with you.

Eleribu Omo......
Mtxhewww

Regina Daniels *Sighs*
This girl matter still dey amaze me sha but no lele sha ...She already choose her path

Wait ooooooo Did you know

HushPuppi's case may be DISMISSED!

It is now being claimed that the FBI actually violated his civil & legal rights....

My guy hustle ooooo

Diamond6real:
Our Daily Manna

TOPIC: STOP YOURSELF FROM STOPPING YOURSELF!

BASIC SCRIPTURE: MARK 12: 28-34.

Make sure your worst enemy is not living between your two ears-YOUR MOUTH! For most people, their mouths, their words are their greatest LUCIFER! You are confined by the walls you build around yourself! Nobody can confine or limit you! The person you see in the mirror everyday should be your greatest competitor everyday! Nobody is your competitor! Most times, your worst enemy is your MEMORY! As A MAN or a woman THINKETH SO IS HE/SHE!
Guard your thoughts or they will become your destiny POISON! If you can stop expecting IMPOSSIBLE PERFECTION in yourself, then you will find the confidence and happiness that has always eluded you. STOP CONDEMNING YOURSELF! Love yourself! Love your height, colour, body, etc. Champions keep playing till they get it right! So why look down on yourself? Is there any human without one error or the other? Show me one soul that has never made a mistake! LOVE YOURSELF because you are the best! Mark 12:31 says: “The Second is equally important: Love your neighbour as yourself. No other commandment is greater than these.” LOVE YOURSELF VIGOROUSLY! In the remaining days of 2020, YOU MUST STOP YOURSELF FROM STOPPING YOURSELF!

A million haters cannot stop you unless you stop yourself! Also take time off daily to deal with the bad habits of your Iife because they keep you from being the best God has for you! When you compare yourself to others, then you are the enemy of your destiny! To be beautiful means to be yourself! REFUSE TO ENVY others or wish to be like them! You don’t need to be accepted by others. You need to accept yourself. Refuse to live in EXCUSES! THEY ARE THE ENEMIES of EXCELLENCE! Laugh always! Look good! Always dress like you are going to see your worst enemy! Don’t be the designer of your own DISGRACE! Don ‘t be your own ASSASSIN!

ANNUAL MONTH OF MERCY IS HERE! This month is the ODM WORLDWIDE ANNUAL MONTH OF MERCY! It is a Month dedicated to do Charity work and to show Practical Love! This should be done throughout the month wherever you are! It should involve visiting Orphanages, Hospitals, Elderly people’s homes, etc. Sow a SEED OF MERCY into UBA ACCT NO. 1021784230. ACCT NAME: ODM MERCY OUTREACH or any account on page 29 of this booklet to help our visitation to Orphanages, Hospitals, Elderly Homes, etc. Mercy Will Never Elude Your Household In Jesus Name.

PRAYER POINTS: Take Song 1: When the roll is called. ODM Hymns

1. In your own words, pray about today s word as led now.
2. Repent from being your own worst enemy.
LORD, deliver me from myself! Don’t allow me to destroy myself in Jesus name.
3. Holy Ghost, shake away and PURGE me from whatever will lead me to shame.
4. Lord, Purge my tongue, my thoughts, my memory, my brain, any evil secret habit, my fears and my laziness, etc in Jesus name.
5. Pray about today seriously now and about any other issue(s) affecting your peace.

God bless you My Sis

This blessing loves fight Sha


Meanwhile....Two Best Advices For Safe Life : . 1. Always
Speak The Truth, No Matter How Bitter Harsh
It Is .. . 2. Run Immediately After Saying It..

Hoelosho Oshi
Olobo ten kobo

Aunty Tiwa

Zlatan wey no get sense!!!
But wait
Will Abba Kyari meet Abba Father in heaven?
Abba Kyari is dead Such a nice guy I love all his songs We've lost a great musician

OK...I am so much interested in this...Let's do this
How do we go about this?

ScamAdvise:
Haha! there is nothing like jazz. Why can't they resurrect the dead like frankenstein with their jazz for all to believe. People lose because they don't choose the right kind of numbers. Look at the weak numbers one man chose at a baba ijebu store in lagos

Are you about this Baba ijebu dey use jazz ooo
Well..let's see how it goes...I can't wait to win my money back from Ijebu.. The man don chop my money wella in the past ehn

Oya na......Waiting

Hmmmm...Are they marry before!?

That's her selling points now,she's singing thrash and need to do something else to keep the fame ....


Meanwhile
Am sited in this taxi and a guy next to me is busy coughing!!! Should I be worried!?

I hope he listen
At the end...Knowing Christ is all that matters

Another fail Celebrity marriage...SMH

How true is this!?


Meanwhile
Wedding Bells!!!!!!!!!!!!
#mysaturday
Finally the day has
come!
I happily invite you all,
my friends and family
to join me as I say "I
DO" to the one I love
effortlessly...
wedding will take place
as follows:
TRADITIONAL
MARRIAGE:
Venue- Anthony's
compand orlu imo state.
Date: Friday 24th March
2017.
WHITE WEDDING:
Saturday 15th April
2017. Arcbishop Vinning Memorial
Chuch (AVMC)
RECEPTION takes place
@ Haven Event Center by AVMC
Church
The big and special day
begins @12Noon
Your presence will be
our joy and it is highly
appreciated.
Color of the Day Peach and Royal
Blue .
See you there.
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Copy and paste too.
I also don't know who
is doing the wedding
You think is only
you that waste time
reading this..
Mtcheeeww. Am in my
house, Come and beat
me na...

Vanity upon Vanity