₦airaland Forum

Someone just called to borrow money not knowing I am broke and very sick at the same time. Telling my immune system that "you better repair yourself I have no money to give any Doctor".

Don't take these people seriously.

Their silence during Buhari's regime gave birth to our current hardship.

No bones there. It is only muscles (including when it hard).

AllKnowing:
The exact reason why I'm admonishing men to
mentally rise above sex on that topic I created!

Remember, these are Egyptian men (Similar to Indian men, their attitude towards women and civil rights are evil).

eepeepook:
Not my concern. By 6:30 a.m., sun go power my house till twelve hours later. May God provide for fellow citizens dependent on NEPA.

Seun, your site is useless.

I have given up. Had so much plans but NEPA is not playing along.

I pity small business that need electricity with cost of fuel, they have sentence some of us to working just for small ration of food. Solar is too expensive (unattainable for now).

spinna:
Other countries would put some type of trackers on those items

There capsule can carry tracker and poison.

Forget about arrest. Once the victims are free, just kill them all.

History555:
Even kidnappers are hungry. Person wey collect 15 Milla, is still looking for fried rice, milk, soft drink.

They don't eat in bush.

The MILK and TRAMADOL gave their identify away.

That is ISIS and Fulani favorite beverages

PTSD and drug abuse.

They see things that aren't there for a split second. Why you should be careful near military checkpoint because some of them are tripping.

When you ask them to japa, they would say "Noooo, it's too cold, Nigeria is too sweet". They prefer to pay ransom instead.


At least the Federal Government should make a ministry that handle subsidizing and taxing ransom payment. 7% of ransom payment in January alone can solve many issues. 😒

muyico:
still cheap
egg at Ibadan now is 150/200 for one piece

Stop giving them idea.
Let the poor breathe 😤

faceland:
Congratulation to him.
I hope his nose is clean because (as Nigerian online degree are seen with skepticism).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiCHCDE-swY

Nicepoker:
Nairaland don de run hookup advertisements

Even Twitter collect any ads. $$$

Datedoboy:
Most Corporate companies in Nigeria see Polytechnic graduates as failures. People who couldn't pass Jamb and couldn't enter university because they are dull slaves.

Apart from government, no one cares about your degree or certificate. It is your ability (to perform and fit in) or your past experience that they look at.

fmbag1980:
I was given the bonus but each time I stream from YouTube, my active data reduces while YouTube night bonus remains intact

Wait till 1am... Off and on your network.

It worked for me (YouTube Live Stream from the YouTube App on my phone).

It ends at 5am.

If you are still awake, it can work right now.

Congratulation to him.
I hope his nose is clean because (as Nigerian online degree are seen with skepticism).

The VC had to ask them to be security conscious while congratulating them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anpiuSEJXSE

naptu2:
Office of the SA on social media to PBAT @Dolusegun16



Office of the SA on Social Media to PBAT

Wnat is the meaning of SA?

Bag of cement is 7k naira.

Poor man has forever left the chat of 'house owners'.

There is no such thing as prostitution in Nigeria?

Osanoghodua1:
CBN should have kept silence so that Naira can appreciate futher. They don't have the ball to convert it cos politicians are the greatest beneficiaries.

The billions that Buhari's friends and family hide in Dubai and Saudi Arabia is enough to stabilize everything.

RepoMan007:
No dollar no dollar yet we have so much dollar seating idle and hoping it sells for N5000.
Now the exchange rate has been collapsed properly, those speculators will start scheming to have the naira weaken on both windows so they can sell with profit. I blame the FG who kept pumping cheap dollar into banks and trusting them to sell it cheap.

Still less than $55bn Elon Musk salary from Tesla

kingar:
315Trillion NGN

Very cool 👍🏿😂

kingar:
E suppose pass trillion in Naira

No. Elon Musk doesn't have that type of money (half of which is just estimates of his over valued shares).

bobonla:
How do u know? If she was having anal sex with another man. It would have been easy for me to have penile entry

See dude it's elastic na. As long as you have not crossed the maximum point of elasticity, it would slowly contract back in hours or days.

She learnt it from someone (physically or virtually).

That means in those 5 years someone was giving it to her from there (or she is a webcam girl).

kingar:
Which of this llion will Elon musk belong if he’s been valued in naira

Elon Musk would still be 200 trillion naira only.... However, if one of those Saudi prince should give his estimated net-worth, the calculator would catch fire if they try to convert it to naira.

I don't follow football, but have you noticed that some of these European club jersey looks like camouflage?

Coldspice:
All camo have been banned. Na those mumu NSCDC cause am. They have created more than 5 uniforms for themselves without approval.

Wow.
Hope government would buy the used camouflage back from them?

SalamRushdie:
What is cami?

I fit spell camouflage.

He used the word "MOST"

He should give us 5 examples of fake online kidnapping, persecute the fraudsters or if it is a lie, resign for that terrible lies.

Richtaiwo:
Police nko? Na their own dey vex me pass. The army camouflage is for concealment in the bush. Wetin police dey conceal?

Most African countries and even Russia have blue cami for police.

Might just be a trend that 'these are militarized police force'.