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PoliticsRe: The Hilarity Of Tinubu's Threadmill Cycle Video by FaceTanke(m): 8:45am On Oct 04, 2022
maestroferddi:
You correct and move on instead of trying to deflect na...
grin
PoliticsRe: The Hilarity Of Tinubu's Threadmill Cycle Video by FaceTanke(m): 8:39am On Oct 04, 2022
Obinoscopy:
Why don't you address the substance of the thread just like how Omenka, Seunmsg are doing?
Why don't u call a spade a spade
PoliticsRe: The Hilarity Of Tinubu's Threadmill Cycle Video by FaceTanke(m): 8:36am On Oct 04, 2022
maestroferddi:
It is called a stationary gymn workout bike...

Can you now get on with dealing with the matter at hand instead of this weak deflecting tactic?
I don't like it when people lie just to score cheap political points

Why lie

Is that a treadmillhuh

Why call a bike a treadmill for God sake
PoliticsRe: The Hilarity Of Tinubu's Threadmill Cycle Video by FaceTanke(m): 8:35am On Oct 04, 2022
Bethel4Life:
yes it's a thread mill... his correct
It is not

Why are y'all lying
PoliticsRe: The Hilarity Of Tinubu's Threadmill Cycle Video by FaceTanke(m): 8:10am On Oct 04, 2022
Obinoscopy:
Let's not use diction and register to deflect the substance of the OP's position. Address the substance and not the diction/register.
Is that a treadmillhuh

Why are u lying
CelebritiesRe: Deyemi Okanlawon's Wife Sends Him Money After He Complained About Being Broke by FaceTanke(m): 8:08am On Oct 04, 2022
Simp
CrimeRe: Graphic Content! Ukrainian Soldier Cooks Russian by FaceTanke(m): 8:05am On Oct 04, 2022
Is he gonna eat ithuh


shocked
RomanceRe: Why Are There So Many People With H.i.v In South Africa by FaceTanke(m): 7:59am On Oct 04, 2022
Cc TMKsouth
PoliticsRe: The Hilarity Of Tinubu's Threadmill Cycle Video by FaceTanke(m):
That's not a treadmill

Get ur facts right
Nairaland GeneralRe: Should We Be Worried About Russia's Nuclear Threat? by FaceTanke(m): 7:13am On Oct 04, 2022
It is not that simple
RomanceRe: Two Immigration Officers Wow In Pre-Wedding Photos by FaceTanke(m): 8:47pm On Oct 03, 2022
Mercury12:
off your mic pls. It is too loud cheesy
cheesy
PoliticsRe: Our Monday Sit At Home Continues In Biafraland Today - IPOB by FaceTanke(m): 3:17pm On Oct 03, 2022
INDOMIE9090:
it seems you facetanke true true grin
Lol

Better by far
EducationRe: Did Chris Ngige Assault ASUU President, Osodeke, In A Meeting? by FaceTanke(m): 3:16pm On Oct 03, 2022
Johnn74:
What if mistakenly touch Dangote’s cousin on the way there? You & your weird imaginations lols. Jeez! lemme have any very credible place l can do this stuff already❗️❗️❗️ grin. Not like am Gonna touch anyone b4 then; Driving down there!!!
Lol
RomanceRe: Wake up by FaceTanke(op): 1:36pm On Oct 03, 2022
Godada:
huh

Generally, I don't get drawn into simps and the redpillers. I am also not into a perceived hate campaign against women. It's just not my thing.

What I actually stand for is empowering guys to up their game and understand the dynamics at play in a relationship.

Women traditionally are taught early by their moms and other women about their sexuality. From when they are babies to adults, they are taught stuffs about men.

You see them telling little girls to been decent and covering them properly and to avoid certain incidents that concerns men.

Girls are taught about their sexuality and they learn to embrace it early.

They are made to understand that men want their cookie and are taught how to get what they want through that.

Women are taught to choose men of substance over matters that concern love.

At the end, ladies see it as a game which is what it actually is.

Now fathers generally don't have time to pass on things they picked up about ladies and dating.

An average guy is handicapped from day one. They don't understand how this matters of love, girls and relationships work.

Put differently guys come into matters concerning women handicapped.

It's on such matters that I like to see guys get a help here and there.

I have seen a 49 years old man displaying what guys would call simping.

But this hatred for women and the battle of sexes...... that's not for me.

It's toxic.

The prevalent economy has an enormous impact on relationships, girls see relationships as a means to an end. While guys enter relationships with naivety.

Normally, guys been visual creatures get enthralled by the beauty of ladies and get into overdrive in terms of love and affection...in other words, guys enter relationships illogically and emotionally.

This been said, heartbreak is already on the menu before it's even served.

Ladies approach relationships with lots of logical and reasoning. They bid their time and choose properly because they aren't emotional like guys.

It's at this point guys miss their way.

I'd like to see such guys get it right.
U are right
EducationRe: Did Chris Ngige Assault ASUU President, Osodeke, In A Meeting? by FaceTanke(m): 1:33pm On Oct 03, 2022
Johnn74:
Had no idea how to use the "Do as l say " ring, tho You seem to know a lot! grin please where can l get this ring? Which credible place can l get this stuff? Gat a job interview upcoming
Lol what if u mistakenly touch madman on the way to the interviewhuh


Lol
HealthRe: Studies Show That Alcohol Isn't Good For Healthy Living - CNN by FaceTanke(m): 12:24pm On Oct 03, 2022
So Apostle Paul was lying when he told Timothy that occasional drinking is cool for his healthhuh
RomanceWake up by FaceTanke(op):
https://www.nairaland.com/7363625/fiancee-friend-what-going

The above thread reminds me of this scenario

I was retained for almost two years in a village school after my NYSC while I was still submitting my CV online to better places....

I hang out almost every weekend in my landlord's bar

So it happened that new corpers were posted to my school and they haven't turned up. The proprietor told me it's two girls and he mandated me to look for them.

So this evening I was in that bar with my DJ friend

Then a guy and a girl walked in, from their attitude, they were strangers. The guy ordered fried noodles and omelette for the babe and while they wait for their order they were gisting. The girl was sounding like it's a forced conversation and the guy was doing all he can.

I deduced that they were corpers and so I asked the guy.
Wow, the girl didn't let me finish before she responded Yes, they are.

Then she moved her table near us and started gisting away.

I felt for the guy but I kept the conversation open just for him. Infact I maintained eye contact with him than with the girl.

I introduced myself to them and I also introduced my friend the DJ (He doesn't speak much English)
On hearing that my guy is a DJ, the girl moved closer to him and infact put her hand on his shoulder and stylishly rubbing it.

I was flabbergasted.

The guy was flabbergasted too.
My DJ was flabbergasted too but he was obviously enjoying it grin

Mind u, my DJ friend never said a word to the guy or the girl , he was just sipping his beer and gisting me about our next show.

It was a very awkward situation.

And tense too. Because I don't know what's between her and the guy she came with but her attitude is embarrassing to the guy.

The guy brought her there to get lunch.

In the middle of our conversation, I discovered that she is one of the corpers posted to my school and when I informed her that I have been looking for her, she turned attention to me but it was too late, the closer she wants to get, the farther I keep moving.

It's like she is loose.

I was to help her get accomodation so it's normal I have her number


She ignored the guy that came with her and my friend the DJ

I later found out that she has been sleeping in the same room with the guy at NYSC family house since they left camp but she told me nothing happened.

She has a boyfriend in the east where she came from.... Bla bla bla

I got her an apartment in the same compound I stay the next day and we started fvcking since that day till she finished serving....

But this is after I told her that I know who she is because of the first impression she gave me by acting that way at the bar
I made her realise that I won't be treated like the guy she came with and I don't want her to ask me anything about my DJ friend

Infact she kind of hated him since that day and always avoid him even when he visit me

I fvcked her like there is no tomorrow
I never asked her out, she seldom sleep in her room and I do send her to her room whenever I am fed up with her pvssy

She did all she could to make me have a better impression of her

Told me if anyone toast her, including my boss

When I started having feelings for her, I left town
Rap BattlesRe: Tell Me Who Is Ur Fever Rapper And Y U Like Him by FaceTanke(m): 11:29am On Oct 03, 2022
My fever rapper is Nikki cos she is HOT
PoliticsRe: FG Debunks List Of National Honours Nominees by FaceTanke(m): 11:08am On Oct 03, 2022
No wonder

All manner of names just dey
RomanceRe: How Do I Tell My Mom? by FaceTanke(m): 11:04am On Oct 03, 2022
Candidlady:
Yeah the young molester is a VICTIM

now let's blame his parents, the society, the government, the media and the 3 year old girl that seduced him
The 3 year old girl is a victim too
RomanceRe: How Do I Tell My Mom? by FaceTanke(m): 9:54am On Oct 03, 2022
Candidlady:
You call that NAUGHTY undecided

Woah
Na so e dey start


And yeah I'd send back the devil's son back to hell for being that NAUGHTY sad
No nah

He couldn't know what he was doing

Mind u, he wasn't born that way, somebody wasn't doing something right in that house

Infact the boy is a victim, can't u see that?
PoliticsRe: Tinubu New Exercise Video In Boxers by FaceTanke(m): 9:52am On Oct 03, 2022
Baba Agbalagba
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Does Nigeria Export Exactly? by FaceTanke(m): 9:49am On Oct 03, 2022
Dangote cement
FamilyRe: Germany-Based Nigerian Marries An Old Man, Sparks Reactions by FaceTanke(m): 9:48am On Oct 03, 2022
Nothing wrong here
Jobs/VacanciesRe: There Is Something About NIGERIANS �� I Need To Get Off My Chest... by FaceTanke(m): 9:45am On Oct 03, 2022
Hamachi:
wink
I am a Nigerian

Can I get on ur chest wink
RomanceRe: How Do I Tell My Mom? by FaceTanke(m): 9:44am On Oct 03, 2022
Candidlady are u really going to kill a 6 year old boy for being naughtyhuh


shocked
EducationRe: Did Chris Ngige Assault ASUU President, Osodeke, In A Meeting? by FaceTanke(m):
Why did he have to touch him 3 times after an argumenthuh

That's how u use "touch and follow" or "do as I say" ring tho
RomanceRe: Nursing Mother Who Has No Hands Uses Mouth To Feed Baby by FaceTanke(m): 9:35am On Oct 03, 2022
Awwww
PoliticsRe: Atiku: This Is Real Gym With Certified Instructors (Throwback Photos) by FaceTanke(m): 9:33am On Oct 03, 2022
Those are not instructors beside him, they are doctors, cardiologist and pathologist)

Just in case....
FamilyRe: What Is Your Lowest State In Life And How Did You Overcome It? by FaceTanke(m): 9:30am On Oct 03, 2022
I didn't gain admission for about seven years


I still had extra year at uni, this was the straw that would have broke my camel's back but I thank my uncle for his kind words, I honestly would have consumed sniper

A guy in another Dept in my school, same year also had extra year and he ingested sniper

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