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maestroferddi: ![]() |
Obinoscopy:Why don't u call a spade a spade |
maestroferddi:I don't like it when people lie just to score cheap political points Why lie Is that a treadmill ![]() Why call a bike a treadmill for God sake |
Obinoscopy:Is that a treadmill ![]() Why are u lying |
Simp |
Is he gonna eat it ![]() |
Cc TMKsouth |
That's not a treadmill Get ur facts right |
It is not that simple |
Mercury12: ![]() |
Johnn74:Lol |
Godada:U are right |
Johnn74:Lol what if u mistakenly touch madman on the way to the interview ![]() Lol |
So Apostle Paul was lying when he told Timothy that occasional drinking is cool for his health ![]() |
https://www.nairaland.com/7363625/fiancee-friend-what-going The above thread reminds me of this scenario I was retained for almost two years in a village school after my NYSC while I was still submitting my CV online to better places.... I hang out almost every weekend in my landlord's bar So it happened that new corpers were posted to my school and they haven't turned up. The proprietor told me it's two girls and he mandated me to look for them. So this evening I was in that bar with my DJ friend Then a guy and a girl walked in, from their attitude, they were strangers. The guy ordered fried noodles and omelette for the babe and while they wait for their order they were gisting. The girl was sounding like it's a forced conversation and the guy was doing all he can. I deduced that they were corpers and so I asked the guy. Wow, the girl didn't let me finish before she responded Yes, they are. Then she moved her table near us and started gisting away. I felt for the guy but I kept the conversation open just for him. Infact I maintained eye contact with him than with the girl. I introduced myself to them and I also introduced my friend the DJ (He doesn't speak much English) On hearing that my guy is a DJ, the girl moved closer to him and infact put her hand on his shoulder and stylishly rubbing it. I was flabbergasted. The guy was flabbergasted too. My DJ was flabbergasted too but he was obviously enjoying it ![]() Mind u, my DJ friend never said a word to the guy or the girl , he was just sipping his beer and gisting me about our next show. It was a very awkward situation. And tense too. Because I don't know what's between her and the guy she came with but her attitude is embarrassing to the guy. The guy brought her there to get lunch. In the middle of our conversation, I discovered that she is one of the corpers posted to my school and when I informed her that I have been looking for her, she turned attention to me but it was too late, the closer she wants to get, the farther I keep moving. It's like she is loose. I was to help her get accomodation so it's normal I have her number She ignored the guy that came with her and my friend the DJ I later found out that she has been sleeping in the same room with the guy at NYSC family house since they left camp but she told me nothing happened. She has a boyfriend in the east where she came from.... Bla bla bla I got her an apartment in the same compound I stay the next day and we started fvcking since that day till she finished serving.... But this is after I told her that I know who she is because of the first impression she gave me by acting that way at the bar I made her realise that I won't be treated like the guy she came with and I don't want her to ask me anything about my DJ friend Infact she kind of hated him since that day and always avoid him even when he visit me I fvcked her like there is no tomorrow I never asked her out, she seldom sleep in her room and I do send her to her room whenever I am fed up with her pvssy She did all she could to make me have a better impression of her Told me if anyone toast her, including my boss When I started having feelings for her, I left town |
My fever rapper is Nikki cos she is HOT |
No wonder All manner of names just dey |
Candidlady:The 3 year old girl is a victim too |
Candidlady:No nah He couldn't know what he was doing Mind u, he wasn't born that way, somebody wasn't doing something right in that house Infact the boy is a victim, can't u see that? |
Baba Agbalagba |
Dangote cement |
Nothing wrong here |
Candidlady are u really going to kill a 6 year old boy for being naughty ![]() |
Why did he have to touch him 3 times after an argument ![]() That's how u use "touch and follow" or "do as I say" ring tho |
Awwww |
Those are not instructors beside him, they are doctors, cardiologist and pathologist) Just in case.... |
I didn't gain admission for about seven years I still had extra year at uni, this was the straw that would have broke my camel's back but I thank my uncle for his kind words, I honestly would have consumed sniper A guy in another Dept in my school, same year also had extra year and he ingested sniper |
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