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Pls house. My Q10 refuses to boot. It not starting up at all. Its just blinking a red indicator light. Lpls what do I do.

pDude: It is very simple.

Everyone should answer their own name. My hustle is for my mouth and my family (wife and kids) to benefit from.

If I have any extra, then I can help you. If not, there is nothing I can do.

NEVER BORROW MONEY TO HELP ANYONE OUT EXCEPT IT IS YOUR IMMEDIATE NUCLEAR FAMILY.

DAZ ALL.

Exactly pDude. My hustle is for my immediate nuclear family. The one I am forming first and the one that formed me. If there is excess extra I will give to extended family afterall they are extended.
Concerning expecting back loan from family member. I strongly advice, give what u can afford to let go. For instance I a family member ask for a loan of 50,000 naira and u can let go 20K. Just give the 20K and forget about the money. Cos you will likely not get it back especially when the person is dependent on you or does not have a good and regular income

The boy should better turn to ant and escape from the police, then turn into bird and fly away from the community because he will still be "aluued".

There will be a good and pleasant news soon for us. Lets just keep up the faith and believe in God.

This babe, if she fall, her eyes go clear well.

See the babes wey dey sing for lagbaja self. Abeg make them crown mikel, make we go sleep. Make them no do ojoro give nigeria all this small small thing come carry th main on give yaya ooooo.

See the babes wey dey sing for lagbaja self. Abeg make them crown mikel, make we go sleep.

See this mumu wey wear polo and native trouser. SMH for him

The gun and the apology, how dem go add money to my account or reduce the cost of kulikuli. If he likes make him showcase him nuclear weapon. Na him bizness I mind biz too.
FP things

Please, do u still have the containers and can you deliver to PH? And how much is the 20ft and 40ft containers?

So unfortunate. Men of God turn God of men. It was not so in the beginning. Read revelation 3:18-end. The end is here.

Household of ladies and efizy.

Am so in love with you write up cos you are so on point. Everything was so messed up and I was so dissapointed.
One love bro.

Hoebinar: Dear headies 2013 organizers,
Let me start by saying i am not just disappointed in you but u have just proved to us that Nigeria is not getting better any time soon. you have been manipulated by a greedy and hopeless telecommunications company (mtn) because they sponsored your event and you forgot the ultimate rule that awards are meant to be impartial and should be decided by the general public especially when u told us to vote. you distributed the awards among 4 mtn ambassadors (iyanya, davido, praiz, and kcee) and just 1 glo ambassador won (waje). Is that not politics or is it coincidence? Now let us analyze.

The headies 2013 was a flop, your stage was shaped like a models runway, the choreographers just lacked ideas and didn’t interpret the music, i have seen a better performance from Nigeria’s got talent. What was the gulder ultimate search theme song that was being played throughout the event? Who on earth uses the mavin slaves -dr shit and tiwa gabbage as presenters of an event? Oh I forgot, the awards lacked credibility and substance. Why did majority of the winners come from backstage, instead of coming from the crowd like it should be? I watched nickelodeon kids choice awards this year and it is far better than the over hyped headies which was not properly planned and hurriedly done #shame

Can you explain to us how olamide won best rap album? olamide has commercialized rap, we cannot tell if he is a rapper or a singer. As far as i am concerned, he is just an entertainer like dbanj. so where does vector, phyno, reminisce,ice prince and illbliss who represent real hip hop/rap stand? Don’t forget that there is a big difference between commercial rap and real rap. all he sings about is remind us that he is from the street but to be sincere terry g is more street than olamide and terry is not even a rapper #justsaying
How can harry song win most mtn most downloaded caller tune song for rip Mandela? when did Mandela die and do u want to compare that dead song with other club bangers in the same category? Simple, it is because harrysong is a label mate to your mtn ambassador (kcee). In my opinion jawon, waje,2 face, Clarence peters , blackmagic and davido deserved there awards. how can wizkid not win any  award? Someone who has been the most consistent and sought after this year. i am sure wizkid declined an interview from you that’s why he didn't win. in fact wizzy should be the artiste of the year. Why did dbanj, burnaboy, wandecoal, psquare, flavour not win anything? oh i know why, it is because they are Glo ambassadors.
Now explain to me why Sean tizzle won the next rated award and he was in the same category as burna boy who is obviously more relevant and talented. We all know Sean tizzle has the same old boring style and we can always predict his next song. Phyno too deserved the next rated award and how on planet earth did d-tunes win producer of the year? Someone who recycled 1 beat 5 times (kukere, your waist, mama eh,lenu by spicy, kilogbe). so where does ace producer del b that produced the national anthem limpopo stand? You are all insane!!!!!!

Infact, headies, mtn and Pdp should merge and start a new political party for the upcoming election in 2015. it should be named mhdp( mtn headies democratic party). we all know exactly what happened, mtn agreed to sponsor your event and they gave you the list of who should win. our votes did not count; do you think we are blind and foolish like yourself? Instead of your greedy mtn sponsors to improve their network, reduce tariffs and contribute to the growth of the nation, they will be sending me sms on how they gave free ipad and mp3 to those who sent a sms to a code. They spend all their time looking for how to extort customers and scam us with their ridiculous offers (free airplane and a trip to the moon)
i am sorry to say sir but if u continues this way your company will fold up and collapse because you are not an epitome of integrity. i am speaking on behalf of majority of Nigerians who know the truth and are not afraid to say it. those who feel this letter is nonsense should not forget to curse, insult and threaten me on @baddestdjtimmy. after my last 2 open letters, i have been insulted, chewed up, spit out, as being very jobless, hopeless and a broke laptop dj. you guys don’t know how much i love the insults so it means i am doing a good job and it makes me stronger. So in conclusion, if u have the opportunity to host another award show, learn from your mistakes and let our votes count this time. Let those who deserve it win, is that too much to ask?


By Dj Timmy (@baddestdjtimmy)
Critic/professional club and events DJ

This is the joke the coming year.

As I see the post i know say na lie but e reach one stage i wan dey believe am, well Mr poster, you are on your own and do you know the story of the Shepard that always scream LION! LION!! LION!!! When LION no dey come, you know wetin happen to am at last, LMAO LOLOLOLOLOL

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Hello Moderator this is a good job from you. Please i use a nokia E66, The fone just began to behave funny then it went off and since then it has not come on again. i took it to a technician who fixed it and it only worked for a week and went off again, i returned it to him and he could not fix it, I guess it is the battery phone terminal that is the problem. But am tired of the fone and i want to get a NOKIA C6. Please is there a way i can get the numbers and contact that are saved on the phone memory with the condition of the phone i.e without switching on the fone. Also what will you recommend that i do to the E66 despite the fact that am tired of the fone.
Pls do me a favour of reply to my email to as i alway find it difficult to log in to nairaland. My email is fregdave@yahoo.com

The interview was great, Just ensure that you have a good sense of humor in addition to a very attractive CV.