Dericinh: Hey fellas gud mawnin.....been a while huh.....misd u'l.........thanks be 2 GOD......concluding our movie shoot 2dae here in abj.........after which ama head bck 2 lag....for preparation of my birthday...celebration.......s/o..to all my cool palz....olivia pope,osaruguee,pokemon...****droga dray...latnock....faith.....doc_mis.....mr romantic.....oghos...an oders......

Joshuailuobe: hapi bday 2 myself...TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY..

Latnok95:

Oh.. My bad ... Am also delta, with the Niger at the prefix level

badbull92: Uniben resumes 9th dec...D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ finally bow.

Latnok95:

Ehhhhhh? Latnok Sounds like HardKnock?
R u a calabar girl?

Pokemon43: my sister d strike don tire me,i wan go school.

I_am_Sylva: Uniben pulls out of strike... Lecturers to meet 2mao

sexymoma: My experience with a nairalander was hmmmm. it all started when i created this topic o https://www.nairaland.com/1314243/what-make-quit-relationship
He then sent me a pm that he wanted to be my friend, 'just a friend' then i decided to give him a trial.
i gave him my real e-mail address only for him to send me a message that goes thus ' Thanks alots i can't wait to go down on you'
as if that was not enough.. he then sent me an sms that says ' imagine if am with you right now where will i be touching in your body'
my hatred for him grew like an iroko tree, he do call me every ten ten minutes o.
he told me to add him up on fbk. i checked his pic on fbk and i was like so naso you be mtcheeew if i send you request make i tall.
he stopped calling when i nagged at him one day.
The guy is so annoying.

MrRomantic1:

Lol! Am fyn(ya prev msg) hw 2day na?

MrRomantic1:

you are d one confused or shud i say dunno d diff btwn abbrev and spellin errors! Lemme lecture yu
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1-wah he wrote ''curs' dahz an abbrev 4 course ok? Any1 can understand it snc he placed ISD/ART b4 it! So dun cum here and start preaching as if yu have neva abbreviated in ya whole life.
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2-If he had written 'cause' instead of course dahz wen we wud knw and can call it a spellin/typo error due to fast typin etc! I knw yu av never done this b4 !! Yu r jas 2 Perfect 4 it!
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3-if he had written ''i am looking for my coursemates! Can i be finding them here? dahz wah we call a grammatical error! Cuz words were MISPLACED or better still-placing of words nat APPROPRIATE 4 dt sentence!
Even if yu dun make such mistakes! Always try as possible to be calm and polite in correction! Its nat a heavy task na!
Kapish?

baj07: hi guys.... mai name is bright admitted to study international studies n diplomacy.... fellow isd n art curs shld add me on 2go baj4real n whatsapp 08026288343... hope to make nw frds....

candy:
This got me cracking! Little wonder you couldn't get the attention of 'people of Nigeria'.
Knew you were joking when I noticed your bad spellings were not consistent... So, whose attention were you trying to get? I bet you got it *winks*

Promhize: Faith93, modelling! That's all I have to give

Oghos1:
If that "lol" reach belle ehn, make ASUU call of strike 2day

MrRomantic1:

lol! hw yu?

vincvin: Mehn am I so glad.
I'm vincent
And I was offered admission into the fed. university of benin,Edo state in September.

Promhize:

Girl I got a job for u

Promhize:

Like seriously, then change the picture or are u lez

samdean:

faith can I have ur number?

kossydiba: @Faith93, lyk seriously am beginning to have a crush on u

Xsenga: we'll miss u 2 mrs yuzedo.

Leyqute: why I no go fear
faith iyaff fearing o