Petitequeen:
is dat wat u only want 2 comment? *polishing my Ak47* guy u beraa talk abt 1 b4 blood go flow..

Faith93: Good morning err'1...please to Some of u guys I'd appreciate it if u stop following me on this thread..I was only trying to be funny..and for your infos that's nt my picture..BIKO MAkE UNA NO FOLLOW ME AGAIN...tnxz.!

Adaobi12: Mine is joining the ushering department in church,so as to be close to him every sunday. I stayed in that department 4 8months,the guy no look my way. But after sum tym,i lost interest,that was when the dude startd asking me out. I STILL THEY POST AM SHA.

gcfr.com:
re u a Nigerian?

12month: I suddenly meet my old time classmate on Facebook. I chatted with d chick...i had a crush on her. Told me her fone got spoilt and I promised to buy her a new one when she returned from school. I bought it ..we dated like 2 weeks...then all of a sudden I lost interest in the girl. fone go,pant I no see..

Faith93: I like guy for people of Nigeria too mush I knw av crush bt I no av attention.but I have attention later for weeks..I go wrok evryday even wen chearman sayd it af not reach time for work hour.I like am so I come every day for work to see attention.

MANOSUB: I have had crushes on several beautiful girls. One day, after church service, i saw a girl that catches my attention. I didnt want to speak to her there so i waited till she boarded a bus. So i entered the bus- the back seat was having enough space, i thot this chick wud come to back seat but only for her to stay at the centre seat. I was like my God wats wrong wif this babe na. How do i start talking to her. I started looking at the girl. I was embarrased when i discovered that everyone on the back seat was looking at me. I said to myself i am gonna pretend and follow this babe to wherever she was coming down. She came down like twice a distance from my home to church. But i cudnt highlight frm d bus cuz those guys don catch me so i came down in the next street and quickly went to the way she went. I didnt c her again even till now. I had to walk home cuz i was nt havin enough money on me for another fare!

Faith93: I have decide to live here fro you poeple so you chat happy for mind to post.thank insult u give me bt I tot I have begin to got froends for here small small but I mistake .I av evrybdyu hate for here becous I try to put my coinntribute for here bt no vex I'll live peolpe to chayt happy tnx for make me sad bt I go miss u all of..bye frienship

12month: I suddenly meet my old time classmate on Facebook. I chatted with d chick...i had a crush on her. Told me her fone got spoilt and I promised to buy her a new one when she returned from school. I bought it ..we dated like 2 weeks...then all of a sudden I lost interest in the girl. fone go,pant I no see..

Faith93: I like guy for people of Nigeria too mush I knw av crush bt I no av attention.but I have attention later for weeks..I go wrok evryday even wen chearman sayd it af not reach time for work hour.I like am so I come every day for work to see attention.

12month: I suddenly meet my old time classmate on Facebook. I chatted with d chick...i had a crush on her. Told me her fone got spoilt and I promised to buy her a new one when she returned from school. I bought it ..we dated like 2 weeks...then all of a sudden I lost interest in the girl. fone go,pant I no see..

Petitequeen:
na lie jor,u tink i dnt notice d way ur eyes pop out weneva m passin by..

Leyqute: why I no go fear
faith iyaff fearing o

tbagjames:
enough time to get two degree programmes

vivalavida:

I am having a crush on adaobi ooo. Everyday i see her comment on NL.i get this butterflies. Adaobi what should i do na? Will u reply ma pm? Promise me before i send one

Petitequeen:
yh yh,afta 2 yrs he askd me out nd den nau d crush dun fade...i tld hm i had a bf(tho i didnt) jez xo he kud fil wat i felt...buh we r gud 4wends nw
sha

Faith93: Good morning err'1...please to Some of u guys I'd appreciate it if u stop following me on this thread..I was only trying to be funny..and for your infos that's nt my picture..BIKO MAkE UNA NO FOLLOW ME AGAIN...tnxz.!

Great Olu: There was dis gal in my hostel, I had a crush on her bt she woudn't look @me cos of those big boys, one nite I went to where our storex is(beside her room) and I started beating d storex and singing no water ooo, later, she opened her door and ask me to cme inside and get water, we are nw gettn closer na only ASUU dey fu*ck up.

EmmanuelIbeh: Hahahahahahaahaha. I've done a lot to get a gal attention but I think the highest one is the day I met a gal in a car park. I've already boarded and I was in the bus when she came. She was very beautiful, so I had to get her attention at all cost. Then came the opportunity. She bought a pure water sachet and drank half of it. As soon as she was about to throw it away, I reached out to her and I told her to please give me the remaining water. I gave her an excuse that I had 1 thousand naira note so I couldn't buy pure water. She gave it to me and was expecting me to clean the mouth befre drinking but I drank it without thinking. That was how we started talking. Foolish right? U no holy pass

eni orisha:
sarah, too harsh nah,pls let there be peace.

Seunfaj: nd dere was peace

Faith93: I have decide to live here fro you poeple so you chat happy for mind to post.thank insult u give me bt I tot I have begin to got froends for here small small but I mistake .I av evrybdyu hate for here becous I try to put my coinntribute for here bt no vex I'll live peolpe to chayt happy tnx for make me sad bt I go miss u all of..bye frienship

12month: I suddenly meet my old time classmate on Facebook. I chatted with d chick...i had a crush on her. Told me her fone got spoilt and I promised to buy her a new one when she returned from school. I bought it ..we dated like 2 weeks...then all of a sudden I lost interest in the girl. fone go,pant I no see..

Petitequeen: There was this time that i was so obsessed with this guy,he was d son of my mum's friend , tho we weren't friends o, buh i had this huge crush on him and the guy was boarding at corona high then....

i thought of possible means on how to be friends with him , that could lead to a relationship, so i decided to start learning tailoring in his mum's shop since it was at d front of their house,Just so i could see him during the holidays ....i did it for three terms thinking he could look my way . until one day, he came home with 1 "over-made up" gurl, introduced her to me as his girlfriend and introduced me to hr as his mum's "apprentice"...choi choi choi....i swear na dat dae i stop d work

sandijey:

Hahahahahahhaahahah! Only me no why I dey laugh,

Leyqute:
na u piss for dia abi?