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Good morning err'1...please to Some of u guys I'd appreciate it if u stop following me on this thread..I was only trying to be funny..and for your infos that's nt my picture..BIKO MAkE UNA NO FOLLOW ME AGAIN...tnxz.!

maysimsimple: Faith, " WTF" seriously if u're d one in d profile pics. U definately look like my 2nd wife to be. Miss Rihanna. I hava a better idea, I will go for u, instead of waiting till kingdom come to get Rihanna. Will u be my second wife? To love u, adore u, till death do us part!

no.

Promhize: U no get sense ah swear

ur own sense don wither!

Robertbh: Has any1 told you,you look like Rihanna na? 8-)

thank u swty..heard dat before.

Akinmail: owh! Dat ti sard, yu wannted sleeping. But me wan to be makes freinnndss(many many). I lik frend but i no no lik attention. Tno let the chearman tell you unto yor sleeping. Plis, i lik frend. :*

Akinmail: owh! Dat ti sard, yu wannted sleeping. But me wan to be makes freinnndss(many many). I lik frend but i no no lik attention. Tno let the chearman tell you unto yor sleeping. Plis, i lik frend. :*

k.

Akinmail: sorre. Wil yu bi mai freinnd? I like friend, i no like attention, i hopu awa friendsip go continu. Lof yu veri much.

that's whack...I loff u too swtass!

Ok back to the basic for the cause of this topic..I have never shown much interest on a guy to the extent of wanting him to notice me..xcept the fact I admire handsome guy..like mehnnn! Which gurl wouldn't..but it all ends at admiring the person and dazall..I gat to go pals..it was fun with u guys ..my bed craves for me nd like wise...lol...BYE!

seriously..ow awful was my English !

Jenams: u r derailin dis thread! Go fcck urself! U overstand?

u are wicked for here I tot u be a good frined

Bearshare: Seun said I should tell you that you are very stu.pid for wasting his kb with this rubbish you wrote!

why insult of what I dnt knw y the hate much for here.I fell bad

I have decide to live here fro you poeple so you chat happy for mind to post.thank insult u give me bt I tot I have begin to got froends for here small small but I mistake .I av evrybdyu hate for here becous I try to put my coinntribute for here bt no vex I'll live peolpe to chayt happy tnx for make me sad bt I go miss u all of..bye frienship

Abbey2sam: Young woman!! What are you saying?? ??

plaese I fell bad for all insurt I rcevoing for people I thoughgt I av friendships form

Bizibi: oghene,omote take am easy ehhhh

I hate for poeple I like friend nd I sorruy if I go far for here

Petitequeen: my sister hw du u want 2 get attention wit al ds "gbagaunism" u r postn hia....*brings blackboard,chalk nd a cane*.."oya sit dwn dere nd repeat after me: A for Apple...

I look for ur mate abi you no have manner of talk yo poeple..pleae no mek me fell bad

Pleses no insult what I put for nairaland.I onli add idea for topic.I no no SAE I have enemies for here in nairaland poeple.I ask for fogivenes if I sin for you popele beforea.pleeseae live Englis for me wetr I have fault for my brain poelplw understated

I like guy for people of Nigeria too mush I knw av crush bt I no av attention.but I have attention later for weeks..I go wrok evryday even wen chearman sayd it af not reach time for work hour.I like am so I come every day for work to see attention.

badbull92: Some little joke...
"ASUU" Newly Found Terminologies.
1) ASUU: A Union.
2) ASUUOLOGY: The study of ASUU.
3) ASUUCRAT: A member of ASUU.
4) ASUUCRACY: Government of ASUU plus Federal Government minus the students.
5) ASUUDITE: Effects of ASUU on students.
6) ASUUISM: The act of behaving like ASUU.
7) ASUUIEST: A person who doesn’t believe in ASUU.
ASUUING: Demanding and negotiating in ASUU's manner. #teamhossana#
9) ASUUNDER: Consequences of ASUU strike.
10) ASUUSTRIKER: A person who demonstrates for ASUU.
11) ASUULATOR: The war between ASUU and the senators.
12) ASUUMANIAC: Someone who loves ASUU.
13) ASUUPHOBIA: The fear of ASUU.
14) ASUUCIDE: Act of killing an Asucrat by accident.
15) ASUUTIAN: A victim of ASUU's activities.

this is whack!

[quote author=I-am-Winner]Anoda ban?[/quote]nope dear...was jst a lil busy den!

Good morning everybody...I missed u people.hehehehehe!

Truckpusher: Faith you no dey sleep?

no he did not long for when I come back frm the work of marning.as I bath I chat smoll wit u poeple.

I have miss men and girl for here too much.I have not get timme with my friendship for people fro worlk huld my tyme.pls no vex peolpel of nnairaland I busy daz why.bt toomMao I give tym for chat for.please forgive and forget my no dey come nairaland for fuun chat.bye

Truckpusher: This ugly girl with over ripe pimples ,you no go leave me alone?

Are you looking for some bananas?.....oya identify your selling point

are you sell banana for market or are u fruit banana u av monkey and friend is good for wen playing

Ohwhy: Fineboy with no pimples, i hold you?
Are u looking for oranges?
Wetin u find go my overripe pimples?
Smh

u pooeple have sell fruit now for nairaland.u like orangE nd banana me i av a like watermelon

Truckpusher: Wetin this alien dey find for NL?

please stope I dnt know fault I have here bt give me chance to chat for you ppoeple post.

EmmanuelIbeh: I'm so scared now cos I possess all these qualities. Does it mean that nl ladies will start chasing me now?

u are scared u av those qualities?..nd u dnt knw if nl ladies will start chasing u?..ABI NA YOU DEY FIND BABE!

The guy mouth dey smell..na em make d gal dey pout or wateva she's doin wit her mawt..also d guy nose biggg..dazall!

coolest01: a typical naija girl expects a man to do all the work... Including keeping a convo... They don't put in any effort to wanna make the conversation interesting... Ure just one out of the thousands of guys they are chatting with... And in the end, they feel they are doing the guy a favour for actually chatting with them. . Terrible mentality

by actually chatting with Dem nd nt "for"

osasdiddy: ;DThought i was in the same world all alone.Trying to study women behavioural pattern is a life time project.
I used to ponder abt such chats alot until i accepted the theory above. ;

is no dat.girls is busy or cokking food.bt leave chat onn for fone in nairalland.bt if she no busy she have time

I have miss guys too much.what is man and girl doinn to chat .hope imppprove dey for it..I see the man annd girl is befriendin eachonda

Hello friendship whoes ball play

[quote author=happy eva][/quote]people like Donald mCklurkin, Don moen..detrich haddon...and many more anointed souls would be there..and its most gonna be all abt praise/worship..above all u'll be transformed from the programmme!..happy Sunday pals..

Adex097: wish I could go but...

https://hotnaijanews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/the-experience.jpg

I hope I go...nyt pals!

Experience "THE EXPERIENCE" at TBS(tafawa balewa square) right here in lagoos on the 6th December, 2013..I can't wait....

caseless: send my food pls, i nor get time 4 gist.

I am laughn when I see wat youput for nairaland.don't knw if u like hot dog mess