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Monalisa185:
*picks up the mic*

Good morning ladies and gentlemen...God knows how much I have been waiting for this day...it's that time of the year when we get to share our past Christmas experiences (I'm sure we all have had one in the past )...don't give me that look ...could be what happened when you were growing up and so on....but since they say "charity begins at home", I would gladly open the floor

*clears throat*....it happened when I was little and I vowed never to forget it and to always remember it every 25th of December...a bit of a funny experience though ...i always heard people call anyone beside them to join them whenever they were eating ("come and join me ooo", and the response i always heard was ("no, thank you ooo"...so, that very year, we went to the village for the Christmas celebration... on the Christmas day, we had all finished eating that evening, since I happen to be the last in the family, I was always given a double portion of food (naso I like food reach ooo), probably before bedtime (God bless my mama )

It was almost my bedtime, so I went to my mama and asked her for my second portion of food and chicken(my favorite parts were the head and both legs, though I now hate them with passion, lol)...she knew I was no longer hungry, that I just wanted to eat the chicken,so she gave me a little rice and one leg of the chicken... I managed to eat the rice (mehn, I was so full already)...I was warming up to dissect the chicken when something said to me "won't you practice that thing you have been learning?"...haaaaaaa!! which kain temptation come be this na? I said to myself " you should have reminded me when i was eating the rice na"...but as a child with an indomie brain, I decided to practice ooo...Unfortunately for me, my immediate elder brother was playing a game beside me, so I asked him "Chizzy, come and join me ooo".... Kai!!! that dude had no chill at all, he did not even wait for me to finish, he grabbed the chicken from my hand and was eating it...haha, you needed to have seen my face...Damn!!! for crying out loud, I was expecting the normal, normal " no, thank you oo"...lol, that annoying fella looked at me and said "oh, sorry baby sis...thanks for the meat, you can now go and sleep"... omo, that thing pain me nobe small ooo...

I ran back to mama, crying..guess what? she sent me to bed too *sad face*...I slept that night dreaming of the chicken, and I didn't talk to my brother till we left the village (lol, you know that Kain bitter malice na)..... Finally ,finally, I devised a new means of asking someone to join me while eating.."come and join me, thank you, don't mention"...lol, that one dey pain enter bone marrow ...ehhhh, call me 'stingy'...once bitten...you know the rest na

Ladies and gents!! that was the funny/bitter Christmas experience I had in the past...it's now time for each and everyone of you to share your's...com'on, don't be lazy..make today a memorable one .... Before I drop the mic for the next person, I would like to send a Christmas shout out to the following people:

pinceprinz
faith551
martyns303
flokii
stfuareyouGod
primeministerr
murphyibiam15
Queennikky
sameer1212
chandli
naijaboiy
julianne10
Lalasticlala
tosyne2much
vizkiz
cutehector
roctation
ugliest
farano
Alienstar
jolllyjoy
Decker
fajani
pretydiva
moezzy
donTbone
obiorathesubtle
osedvgirl
tunchi101
misspicy2
pweetychyka
potestdeus
Afrok
ajinoride
nature8
fistking01
johnsown
mzztega
donbenedict
iceberylin
20bc
cupidhero
twaci
Davidmoyes
ceenoEvu
dyn1800
deetus
ishiilove

and every other person that drops by.... I wish you all--------happiness, love, fulfilment,peace, prosperity, friendship, joy, blessings,kindness, strength and grace this day.... MERRY XMAS.....Enjoy the rest of your day #peace

*drops mic*

and you too.. May the chicken and fried Rice have a safe journey from your mouth to oesophagus and from your oesophagus to stomach and from ur stomach to small intestine and from ur intestine to Anus .. No accident... Have a lot fun... Meet me at Elegushi tomorrow....

obiorathesubtle:
*comes down from okada*


Bros abeg.. I'm looking for directions, where can I find front page?

right beside me

When am I going to make a happy family like this... Just thinking

May God punish bittch

Something terrible happened to me today, it is unsayable




If u care to know pm me

gentlezypher:
i thought comment like this were against the rules or has it been changed?

I think so

Sincerely speaking a woman will not just tell u she needs a space if she doesn't have something off her sleeve

I will only kneel for her parents to have her after that never again... We both need one another.. If she is too big to succumb to I am sorry, she should fuckaway

Ipob fools

Bastard liar are they

This thing is surely constant for our Nigerian Ladies looking for guys to ask their hand in marriage.

At present they have guys who is bleeping them day and night, yet they are still looking for that unfortunate dude to enter everlasting problem....


Even Satan dey fear Nigerian girls

Guys, did I make sense?

Make them go find work

Fp

dachaste:
ooh so dey finally lifted d ban on dis acc right?

yes

akinsal:
Op. I wish u good luck as u make good use of it. however i know someone who purchased dis same type and he is comolaining bitterly of its efficiency saying it coudnt charge his android let alone tab..

mine is charging my ba3

phellamon:
Mr heavy IQ
can't u read d signs
d girl didn't even bother 2 check ur silly post
whn will u desist frm ur foolishness

you really have a prob.. How is another man's business becomes yours..... Joblessness of the highest order

dachaste:
like seriously?





how come?

when I was banned from this account I needed to open another in order nt to remain d same... So I deactivated d account uglybuthandsome

prettythicksme:
wicked!

you still call that wickedness... Abi merciful

prettythicksme:
Why not 31st

I wamt make he witness new year

flawlesRebirth:
. .WHERE?

you and icebylin

flawlesRebirth:
.AH?...YOU VE BEEN HERE SNC?...ND U DIN BOTHER TO SAY *HI*?..ND I BELIEVE U VE BIN SEEING ME COMMENT...OK OOO

iceberylin:
Yes love ?

husband and wife

Monalisa185:

why

Monalisa185:
nah, my papa na a whole battalion...

a whole? Federal govt needs to send you to face boko haram..

softappless:
abeg bro just quickly tell me date when we go tey fight bcaus of prettythicksme, make i quickly kill u sharp sharp.

Jan 1st

softappless:
abeg bro just quickly tell me date when we go tey fight bcaus of prettythicksme, make i quickly kill u sharp sharp.

you see, upon all your familiarity, she chose me... ;DD... I no dey brag

PrimeMinisterr:
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okay I will buy it when it becomes fortunate again in your area or somewhere else.

lol.....

prettythicksme:
u bought it 3500 in ur area,na fake ooo i swear!d original na 10500

no it's 5500 online... Tho the person told me it's 5000 but I insisted on that price..

prettythicksme:
tell him very very well btw y u post dis kind topic in romance section? it aint romantic!

you sure it is not romantic, is it not a touching story? I didn't see anyone to buy me Christmas gift hence I bought it for myself .... Which love supersede the one you bestowed on urself.

softappless:
prettythicksme my sweet heart u want this 4 xmas?

don't joke with my girl oooo.... Me and you go wear the same trouser now if you Dont take time

I bought it #3500 fortunately in my area but wen I checked it online it is #5500

Monalisa185:
I like it when people are scared. ..

and yeah. I've got a military blood....

are u sure abt that? Your papa na soldier

I just look around and think of what can give me joy and happiness .. See what I get for myself



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