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How is this shit romantic

prettythicksme:
pinshure or u knw d rest

you still dey alive

Please, how much is dollar in Nigeria today

Creamish:
It makes no sense.

give it a sense

Creamish:
U know u won't break a rule if u use pidgin English to write this post ba? @OP..

what is ur headache with my post

Nigerian girls are getting wild day by day,
I met this girl day before yesterday, I asked her out but she said I am still a stranger to her, we went to a bar with her, she took malt while I took Goldberg, when we are to leave the bar, she begged for money but at that spot I was cashless, I explained, she brought the idea of going to bank and withdraw through ATM, fortunately the ATM machine was not dispensing. On our way going home, she asked, " How much should I be expecting from you when you use the card the next day". I answered, " one thousand naira". The girl change am for me.

I never told her anything about sex. How is Nigerian girls so stupid to this effect..

What the Bleep

mayorchelsea:
Op is probably dating both girls and needs to choose which one to get serious with.By the way,the preposition 'among' is wrong for two objects,the correct one is 'between '.

thanks for correction

BreadandBeans:
where u 4 see tomato hawkers?

bomb dey ur head

KashyBaby:
What is take away?

I mean the beautiful one

Happy married life

rosalieene:
Not long ago, a neighbor and my mum called me downstairs. The neighbor was telling I and my mum how one of their family friend they call doctor complained bitterly to her. He said I don't greet him at all, how yesterday's own was the height of it. I saw him passing in my street and I didn't greet him maybe I feel we are agemates, lol. He said I do see him in church but won't greet. its funny because truly and sincerely, I don't knw what he looks like. Most times when I go out, am always listening to radio so am always on earpiece. Am so addicted to radio and music. I have said 'am sorry' but I do greet people. I know how it feels when someone younger don't greet. I have cautioned some children in my hood because of that especially when dy keep staring at me. I have learnt a lesson this morning, my mum told me many people in this place knw me especially as am a twin but I don't knw a whole lot because I always tend to mind my business. So now, may be I should greet everyone I jam on d road, market, church, street and so on.

I added u on bbm

delectablegyal:
buy mtn and send it to ma mail. After that i can CUM.

but u know that guys don wise these days.....

Women that lacks manner should be beaten

Guy, you are really ugly, sorry for ur miscreated....





I am sorry Lord if I talk too much....

delectablegyal:
^^^Na you wan enjoy. Buy me card.

I will buy you car wen u come

delectablegyal:
Yeah, if you gat it, pm me.

I have it big and long but I do it for free... If u are interested quote me back

I can never beat the woman I love but I can beat a bitch who lost control of her speech.....

Simply means that u have not met ur Mrs right.....

I think you all forget end time Relationship

HateU2:
Ok, love is a beautiful thing
Yea, we know that
There are times we are in a relationship just because we don't wanna be lonely but we are busy dealing with Lotta of things in the relationship, things we can't discuss with third party. If you are in such a relationship, here are the tips to fall out of love before breaking it up. Here are thereasons you might need:

You've been cheated on

You are being abused or treated poorly

You want different things

You are in love with someone who doesn't love you

You are in love with someone who is married or unavailable

[/b]TIPS[b]
1. Limit the way you call him. Yes! If you are the type that calls for like 5 times in a day, reduce it to two times. It's not gonna be easy but trust me it works.

2. Form 'busy' for him. Even if you are not doing anything just form 'I'm busy'. It pisses guys off because it will make it look as if he's disturbing you too much.

3. Limit the way you chat with him on your social medias. Don't reply him asap, give it like 20minutes before you reply him.

4. Write out his negative attitude. What you don't like about him(too jealous, low self esteem, physical abuse, emotional abuse, non-challant attitude, a womanizer) and use that list to make a decision. Use it as an eye opener.


5. Learn to live without your partner. If you’re still in a relationship and want to know how to fall out of love with your inconsiderate partner, then you must first learn to live without them. Go out with your own friends or meet someone you like over lunch while you’re still in a relationship. You’ll soon see that your life can be filled with happiness even if your partner won’t be around you anymore.


6. Find someone else. Nothing to get over someone like finding someone else to occupy your attention. But realize the risk: Transitional partners usually do not end up being permanent partners.



7. Cut off the romance palava. No kissing, no touching, no cuddling, no smooching and no sex. Let him know and feel that its coming to an end with being told.

8. If you think you are emotionally ready, break it up and let his sorry ass go. Say no to bad rubbish. It's 2016

CC: lalasticlala
Toks2008

and u are waiting for this to make FP. MAY BE AFTER THE RAPTURE IT MAKE FP... KIDS FALLING IN LOVE.. WHY MUST U FALL OUT OF LOVE WEN UR PARTNER DOESN'T BETRAY YOU

Silly thread, instead of opening ways how guys will fall out of love for ladies......

prettythicksme:
Ok,can i have his number?

08148448001

bqlekan:
how about upgrading the thread topic, that needs more of an upgrade than you

teach me dude

RadicallyBlunt:
E remain ur english to step up oh

WELL. BASH IS WHAT U WANNA HEAR

prettythicksme:
Dat guy beside u is too talll or r u d shortie?

any difference? if you have crush on him, request for his number ASAP

Modsenemy:
But ur English has not upgraded .

Batch? A or B

internet slang dude

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Behold it is written in the book
of
February
chapter 14 verse 1
"And it shall come to pass that
on val's day,excuses shall arise again, ;
my
battery died, my credit got
finished, my DP refused to
change, my
boss selected me for the
trip, traffic jams etc... When
thou seeth
this signs, be calm, fear
thou not, keep thy peace and
know that verily verily..thou
art not
thy boo's boo , thou art a side
chick.
Verse 2 Even when you
receive gifts, calls, or were taken out,
Remember my dear daughter
that all will
end on the bed
Verse 3: Behold babe, i stand @
d door of ur hostel nd knock, if u hear my
voice nd open d door, i will
come in nd eat wit u,
dine wit u nd share d gifts i av
4 u.
Verse 4: Blessed is the boy that bothers
not himself 4 any girl 4 peace i
will grant
to him.
Verse 5: Hear ye hear ye For
girls so love February 14 that they
gave their only begotten
dignity in
exchange for a date ,but know
ye that
who so ever doesn't make that mistake
shall not have the fear of 9
month
assignment.