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AN ENCOUNTER WITH A 419NER

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Exactly two weeks ago, a lady dressed as a Custom Officer on her Facebook wall, sent me a friend's request. Seeing her age and rank, I accepted. Thirty minutes after we became Facebook friends, she sent me a message on both my wall and inbox that The Nigerian Customs was selling impounded cars at cheap and affordable prices.

I immediately knew that the lady was not for real. Typical of me, I would have deleted her from my friends list, but I deliberately opted to humor her by playing along. I called the number she sent in her advert, and it was a man who picked. I told him I wanted to talk to Femmy Juliana but he said she was his boss blah blah....and that he was her PA. He said I could do business with him as he represented his "madam".

I told him I was interested in the Murano which was listed for N500,000 and that I needed to know how and when to pay for the car. And of course, where I could pick my car! He told me that I had to pay first. He explained that after I'd paid, Madam would then finish all the processes involved at the Nigeria Customs headquarters for me because "she is an insider." He reiterated that if I come in myself, I won't even be considered. I feigned agreement to his suggestion. Next he told me he would send a bank account number for the payment while calmly reminding me to keep safe the Bank Teller as my proof of payment. I said I understood.

24 hours later, I was yet to pay money into his account. (Perish the though! I don't have that kind money in any of my accounts.) He started calling me and I kept ignoring his calls. Within an hour, he had called me 47 times and I knew he was "killing" my phone battery. So I picked his call and calmly told him that my bank had blocked my account (because of BVN) and I needed to deposit N25,000 before I could access "my over N2.5million in that account."

He urged to get the money quickly or "Madam may change her mind and give the Murano car to somebody else." I told him, in desperate tones, that I don't want to lose the car and I was doing my best to get a loan of N25,000 in order to access my account. Two hours later, he called to know how far I had gone in my quest. I told him I was still stuck. Then, I casually begged him to loan me the N25,000 after which I would now back N30,000 to him plus the cost of the Murano (that is N530,000). Grudgingly, he agreed. I thanked him like my life depended on it. Then I sent him an empty account I seldom use.

Within an hour, I got an alert for N25,000 paid into my account from him. I have caught the "mugu". He called to inform me that he'd paid in the money and I should go get it and activate my account. With a wicked smirk on my lips, I told him that I was grateful for the gift of the money and he could go to hell. He started shouting and I hung the phone on him.

He kept calling and I sent him this text:

My name is Davidson Rotshak Lar, am a Police Officer. I work in Kebbi State Police Command Hqts. My office is on the first floor of the State CIID building. Come and get your money here, Mr. 419ner. I only got my own share of those you had scammed."

I haven't heard from him since. His phone number is unreachable. We are now trying to use the Bank Account number he gave me to see if we could arrest him through the address he supplied. I now appreciate why banks are so meticulous when you go to open account.
But am richer by N25,000
I SAW THIS STORY AND HAD TO COPY IT AND PASTE HERE FOR YOU TO READ, I KNOW YOU LIKE IT... BE WISE, DON’T BE CONNED! #Copied

all glory be to God

hmmmm.... it is true.. if women were God, men will suffer

scribble:
Change name of topic to if women were god and send to religion section

if u know u are married leave our single babes for us

I can read this, who can?

hmmm

kalimera101:
I cried for a while
Then decided to move on...
Meanwhile it was good while it lasted

LADIES ARE YOU GOING TO CRY OR YOU JUST MOVE ON......

even u girls

KashyBaby:
I am not confused ...I never be..I know what I want in my life and "no boyfriend,no problem" at all..

I don't wanna pick up a rock and hit my own head coz having a bf is juz a trouble as most men are like hoes, they ain't loyal..

octopusfreaky:
lol,, not at ds moment ,,i really wana settle down for good.

settle down with me

life is not sweet without formication..

illustration

food that u steal is delicious than the one u deserve

dachaste:
Where are fajani , abdulrazat , ikevin , andykuiz #where have u been, darlingtonIIV , nemzyseries , primeministerr #where did u hide urself? Api nu year# Goodheart02*wot u r dowin am just Watching u ontop of one tomato tree with my left eye*






Biko come and air ur views

lol... is dis year new? this year don end already... se Mi. long time tho

lol... u people want kill someone

midehi2:
see ya mouth, as if you can do without that thing

No girl friend no hustling

Twaci:
Good, meaning its her personal stuff.

Don't let it bother you

why will I light up the roof and have a sound sleep. it only bothered me cos she claimed holy holy

Twaci:
Very true.

Fajani u can actually tell if it has anything to do with you from your recent chat with her or her disposition towards you.

she never changed to me. it means it's referring to someone else

cruzita:
well yes in some sense

prove the sense for us

lalasticlala should do the needful..... all these girls are confuse being only God knows what they want



Aminat508
Omotayor123
Kashybaby come prove this

this got me.. NA LIE

you are nt saying the truth

YourMain:
It means she saw a quote on Instagram or Facebook or Twitter and whatnot that makes her seem insightful and she put it up.

foolish manu

this is not funny but a stupidity of the 1st order

isokay

lol

naughtynaughty:
we are here ooooooooo

where are our generation ladies... they all turn to Olosho

the problem is we had sex 3 months ago while showing the symptoms now

KashyBaby:
Aside from being pregnant..it cud be gastric...

you mean it.... GASTRIC?

...

is to be saint

same time here.......

PIDIPI

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