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I Dont where pant or boxer also.. Does it mean anything [sub][/sub]

I will just snile and say it's alright..

Gentle man can you please excuse us..
After then na to buy 20 pack of condon for house. Alomo and energy drink will be my pure water.. In my mind she is no wife but my OLOSHO...... I WILL GET A REASONABLE WIFE ELSEWHERE.....I DONT WANT MY INVESTMENT ON HER SHOULD JUST GO UP LIKE A FLAME

bronzegoddess:
Twas a typographical error. She is 32 not 52

Hw do u knw that

BollingtonBabe:
When you don't ask for money - Men like women that are financially independent.

When you don't tie wrappers - This is a big turn off, men are attracted to what they see. Wear bum shorts, sexy gowns, smell good too.

When you don't pay him a surprise visit - I don't know why you will pay him a visit without telling him. Choi! What if u nw get dere and another lady is here. Don't gv urself hypertension pls o.

When you cook his favorite meal - The popular adage says "the only way to a man's heart is through his stomach". So, keep cooking his favorites.

When you say thank you - Even God appreciates us when we say thank you so do men too. Learn to say thank you. He will do more fins.

You can add yours

only that no1 is d reason why I choose my girl... The rest of the I was meeting before her na recharge card hunger.. Each time I heard send me recharge card. I discard them with the immediate effect...

The photos of a 52 year old woman married to a 56 year old man were shared on Salvation Ministries', Port Harcourt, official Facebook page.
They wrote:

"52 year old woman got married for the first time to her 56 year old husband. May God bless you today! He confirmeth the words of His servant @david_Ibiyeomie To God alone be all the Glory and praise".

fajani:
This sound strange and funny to meme





Is it really funny or strange?
I want to see you people view on this

Businessman Ehsan Abdulaziz, 46, a property developer denies rape claiming he may have penetrated a teenager after falling on top of her, a court has heard. He allegedly forced himself on the girl as she slept on the sofa in his plush flat in Maida Vale, West London, following a night of drinking.

When arrested, Abdulaziz responded by telling police "She'll have to prove it", the court was told.


The 18-year-old had met Abdulaziz in the Cirque le Soir nightclub in the West End on August 7 last year where she had been spending the evening with a friend, a jury heard.

Abdulaziz offered to give the pair a lift home from the celeb hotspot in his Aston Martin, Southwark Crown Court heard.

He invited the two girls into his flat for a nightcap then he took the alleged victim's friend into a bedroom for sex.

The complainant woke in the early hours of the morning to find Abdulaziz on top of her forcing himself inside her, it is alleged.

Prosecutor Jonathan Davies told a jury:

"She woke up with the defendant kissing her and his penis in her vagina, she was wearing shorts and he had pulled them to one side.

"She said 'what are you doing?' he said 'it's fine' indicating that her friend was asleep.

"She got up to find her friend, tried to wake her but couldn't, she then tried to get out of the flat as quickly as she could.' "She was very upset about what had happened to her and because she couldn't wake her friend, she called two friends, she then called the police.

"As a result or her complaint- she was spoken to and she was medically examined at a sexual assault referral centre."

Abdulaziz initially told police he had woken the girl at 5.30am when he went to get a glass of water from the kitchen and to switch off the TV, the prosecutor said.

He claimed the teenager pulled him onto her and placed his hand between her legs.

But she become angry when he had offered to call her a taxi and stormed into the bedroom to wake her friend, Mr Davies said.

Abdulaziz was re-interviewed by police in May this year after traces of his DNA were traced to the victim.

Mr Davies said:
"On this occasion he said after he had sex with the complainant's friend his penis was still erect and he had semen on his hands when he went into the living room.

"He said in the second interview she pushed his hands down on to her vagina.

"He said that he did fall on to her and his penis may have penetrated her vagina. You may consider, members of the jury, him changing the account he was giving."

Abdulaziz, of Maida Vale, London denies rape. The trial continues.

This sound strange and funny to meme





Is it really funny or strange?
I want to see you people view on this

And this make FP?

You are PDP in disguise

Demmocrats:
Even though am APC, i have to say the truth the war against corruption is selective. We are know that Jonathan did his looting but when compared to the previous heads of state its like change. If my Sai Buhari wants to fight corruption truly and recover billions of dollars let him start from those below;

1. Obsanjo
2. IBB
3. Abdulsalami Abubakar

Even former vice presidents and governors that are dancing under the umbrella of APC.

[quote author=tosyne2much post=41162349][/quote]abi i lie

foreveryours:
I'll suck it for u. But u stand the risk of losing your erec.tion forever

I Dont want.. That's my factory

Gofwane:
Use iron sponge with salt and aboniki.

Gbese re in Lil kesh voice

prettythicksme:
date u?

yes.. Dnt like that look in ur eye

prettythicksme:
What is my own?

you no gree date me

dachaste:


Cut it, insert it, remove it and stitch it back.


Shikena

wickedness

prettythicksme:
SMH

make d head no fall.. Na u cause am

dachaste:


Insert it in ur sh!t hole and everything will be fine.





Works like magic

it is hard. Borrow me urs

I Dont want guys in this thread... Ladies alone. They have the best remedy

DikSin:
Go and die

Bleep shit

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naughtynaughty:
I mean you meet a guy newly, maybe exchange numbers because you think he is smart, he calls and the next thing is 'can you come to my house'?? Like seriously? Honestly its becoming so boring and annoying nowadays.

What's it with guys nah? Cant you guys patiently woo a lady without adding the 'come to my house' talk? Its a big turn off for me, whats there to be done in your house that we cant do elsewhere?

Is there some solution to global hunger in your house? Orishirishi. It's so common nawadays that you wonder if guys have lost their minds on dating etiquettes. My new friend has turned this come to my house talk into a daily anthem ooo..no be small thing.

The thing is..80prcnt of the men who invite ladies to come to their house at first meeting have no good intentions at heart..and y'all need a slap to reset your brain on how to properly woo a lady. Lord save guys of dis generation

Am I d only one in dis?

I see reason... Thanks. I will stop that with immediate effect

Nice baby... Mine is on the way.... Can't wait to see him

WTF

Nonsense write up making FP... I think there's politics in this FP of a thing... Until I found out, not going to open any fuuckung thread

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