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Jokes EtcRe: The Girl's Pant by fakedavid: 12:44pm On Nov 09, 2007
i can imagine what the guy will see - wow - looking up from down - that will be a sight to make me go hun hun hun.
PoliticsRe: The Black Question by fakedavid: 12:42pm On Nov 09, 2007
People like you will ever have it in your mind that you are backward because of your skin colour.

It is an affront to our fore fathers to mention that this age and generation of blacks is wasted.

For me ans a black man - I am not wasted and will not let your brain washed thinking pull me back in life.

The black race is not wasted - u slowpoke.
PoliticsRe: The Black Question by fakedavid: 11:45pm On Nov 08, 2007
mazaje:
That's a typical black man's answer to issues he can't dechiper and situations he can't provide answers to.
Stay there fooling yourself and stay put in he background saying you are retarded because you're black - shame on u.

But i agree with you - u are stupid because u r black - u r fool because you are black - u r demented because u r black - and u can never make it in life because u r black - does these sound better to you?
RomanceRe: Dating A Girl With A Baby by fakedavid: 9:46pm On Nov 08, 2007
why not? p ussy is p ussy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A White Girl 4serious Relationship by fakedavid: 9:33pm On Nov 08, 2007
try www.plentyoffish.com

but dont go dey yab like u need paper o.
PoliticsRe: The Black Question by fakedavid: 9:31pm On Nov 08, 2007
thats all in your mind - the black race is not wasted in my thinking.

u got a warped thinking boy if thats all u think of the black race.
RomanceRe: Advice Needed Regarding My Ex by fakedavid: 9:29pm On Nov 08, 2007
lostone:
Yes I can keep the baby on my own without anyone help. I have a good job and can support myself and the baby. =)

Okay, I got ya. I know I can't make him come to me. I was just looking for some advice/opinions of others. Thanks mama



You seriously need help buddy.
You mean I need help to do that? Its not usually hard for me - i usually do it alone without any help. whats up.
RomanceRe: Advice Needed Regarding My Ex by fakedavid: 8:48pm On Nov 08, 2007
@Lostone - u r realy lost?

Can i resque you? one thing is required, just a dip of my p enis inside your warm wet juicy p ussy.
RomanceRe: I'm In-luv With Two Sisters And I Dont Know Which One To Choose by fakedavid: 5:56pm On Nov 08, 2007
that just simplifies the question - u r a fool - thats what it means.
BusinessFake Interswitch Email - Dont Respond If You Get One. by fakedavid(op): 5:19pm On Nov 08, 2007
As below - this is not from InterSwitch - if u get one and u respond - then you're lost.

the email is from support@interswitchnglimited.net - that website/email is fake and if you fil in your details as requested, you wll loose money.

They only want to collect your detail.

The real InterSwitch website is www.interswitchng.com
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RomanceRe: A Girl Friend And A Reserved Girl Friend by fakedavid: 5:08pm On Nov 08, 2007
@Oponkwa

Which kain name be that? But no be my fault say i dey always ready to fight, na my ex wife turn me to that one.
RomanceRe: Advice Needed Regarding My Ex by fakedavid: 5:04pm On Nov 08, 2007
please write in English - i read halfway and i got last in all the doesnt wasnt mummeant pregnet wasnt isint doesnt stuff.

please - how can someone still be married to his ex wife?

Do you know i ate beans this afternoon and it was hot with hot pepper - but when i read your post - i almost chocked laughing? please have they sent u to me?
Have you ever been told that you are foolish? sorry - why will you sleep with a man without protection? now u got pregnant?

Condoms are so cheap these days my love.
BusinessRe: 4.5 Trillion Naira Budget - More Than The Uk Budget. We Get Pay For Nija O. Shei by fakedavid(op): 4:14pm On Nov 08, 2007
why people come dey run go diaspora go dey pack shit na?
ComputersRe: How To Use Odbc Data Source by fakedavid: 4:13pm On Nov 08, 2007
that hasnt gotten anything to do with ODBC boy.
RomanceRe: A Girl Friend And A Reserved Girl Friend by fakedavid: 3:38pm On Nov 08, 2007
u r a goat.
Business4.5 Trillion Naira Budget - More Than The Uk Budget. We Get Pay For Nija O. Shei by fakedavid(op): 3:36pm On Nov 08, 2007
Naija get pay o -
FamilyRe: Does A Nigerian Welfare System Exist For Deserving Families? by fakedavid: 3:11pm On Nov 08, 2007
vigasimple:
@adeboo,

I am sorry darling to disappoint you.

If we have a welfare system the way Our country is organised, then you will have people in government and even ordinary people who will abuse it and in any event it will never get to people that it is meant for. ( It will actually increase crime surprisingly)

Social security anywhere including US and Europe is bare necessities but we have shown that we incapable of managing things.

Some people in the Uk and Ireland for example , not only our own people but mostly are known (allegedly) to have collected 2, 3 or more times.

Maybe one day we would become our brothers keepers.

Nice thought though and may God help us.
Where do you live? You get so many things wrong - u even got the simple well known fact that OBJ has many wives wrong - u must be living in nigeria of yesteryears?
Jokes EtcRe: What Should I Be Called by fakedavid: 1:33pm On Nov 08, 2007
you should be called a fool.
NYSCRe: Speaker's Nysc Pic. by fakedavid: 1:28pm On Nov 08, 2007
whats shocking there?

Fools - jealous and hating because of him becoming speaker - i diots and fool hardy goons.
RomanceRe: Hey! Women What Do You Think About Virgin Guys? by fakedavid: 1:26pm On Nov 08, 2007
Virgin guys? oh men - that man must be an idiot - a virgin man? oh men - what a goon that will be - he is fit for the scrap yard - or share is body parts for body part sellers.
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: Atiku Steals Obj's Wife. by fakedavid(op): 1:24pm On Nov 08, 2007
vigasimple:
Even the poster inability to think is self evident.

OBJ has one known wife - Stella Obasanjo (apart from the bedwarmers and concubines depending on what you choose to call it) and as record will have it she passed away some years back, unless you are telling us that  ATIKU has pass on to go and marry her on the other side of the world, then you must be a joker or he has just had a nightmare.

The story and the link does not exist for a start.

On the other hand it may be the poster is talking about the 'joint concubines' both OBJ and ATIKU shared when they were both President and VP respectively.

Poster try and do better next time with your story otherwise you may look stupid than the cleverness you are trying to achieve.
This is the most stupid post i ever read in my entire life - thinking and beleiving OBJ has only one wife.

hahahahah.
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: Atiku Steals Obj's Wife. by fakedavid(op): 1:23pm On Nov 08, 2007
@ vigasimple or V agina simple

Yours is the worst post on NairaLand ever.

So OBJ has one wife alone and that is Stella?

You live in cocooLand obviously.
PoliticsBreaking News: Atiku Steals Obj's Wife. by fakedavid(op): 12:30pm On Nov 08, 2007
Hot and sizzling. Atiku snatches OBJ's wife - this is funny.

source:

www.cnn.com/international/breaking_news/nigeria.htm

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