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Arrant stupidity - does the America/european try to adapt to the nigerian accent when they come to Nigeria?

It is only a Nigerian person that travels abroad and her name

Lola becomes Looler

Ramoni becomes Raymond

Oba becomes King

Yetunde becomes Princess

Bankole becomes Banky

Segun becmoes Senguin

Olajumoke becomes Jummy

why?

If it is hard for the white man to pronounce the name - must u try to adapt them to pronounce it - when has a white man changes his/her name from

Fish to become Eja

Stone to become Okuta

Mr Black to become Mr dudu
or Miss Wood to become Miss Igi?

Hell no.

my advice - stay with her - get as many p ussy session from her as possible - use her to spend the guys money and when u r done - clean your d ick and move on to the next.

how can that be possible? dont you know that once you left her - her p ussy has sealed up?

una stay here dey yab television programme wey get nothing to do with una environment and una dey use una gobbly eyes glued to the TV for nothing. shio kelebe.

Even when the government puts in place efforts to make the economy better, Nigerians will still not be grateful - they'll say it wont suceed.

Fools get what they wish for themselves.

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and,

even there are roads like this in Russia - so what the heck?

my neighbours are fighting - they are quarelling over this topic - abeg o - olopa o. The man read this topic at work and came home to ask for the wife's password and the wife disagree - na yin d hubby begin vex up and down the house o.

Una see wetin una don cause na?

@Mazaje

Remain backward in your mind - and live foever like so.

Those questions need no answer.

very stupid comparison.

another story - this one realy happened to me - so no jokes here - and very recent

ok - back in the days - i use to date this girl - we almost got married - but we didnt - so story continues - this was in 1997 - we didnt get married but we stopped having popopo - if u know what i mean - i mean sex - for the new born babies - ok - I got married 2000 and two years after tavelled out of my beloved country - how i miss home.

okay sometimes in 2003 - i normally go home, and my brother now lives next to this old girlfriend of mine - so anytime i go home - i still see her but no more poki poki - and in late 2003, she got married, once in a while - i will email her - just to say hello - but one day na one day - she wrote me to say i should be careful of what i write in my emails to her because her hubby has access to her email - according to hr. So - me because i don't want to spoil her relationship - i stopped emailing her since 2003, until 2007 when i met her sister up here in London - so me - having forgotten that she said i shouldnt email her - not that i usually email anything wrong o bad o - honestly - i just emailed her to say i saw her sister in London.

Do you know that a month after sending the email - which i even forgot i wrote, she emailed me accusing me that i am about to spoil her marriage -that her husband read her emails and that she warned me not to email her and that i still emailed her - that my email is causing katakata between her and her husband - and me havent forgotten i emailed her called her sister and said i didnt email her o - that why she dey do like orobo ki bo wey se be? she emailed me and started calling me a fool that she already warned me not to email her and i still did so - well, i t came to the open that the hubby saw my email where i told her i saw her sister and the man come dey rake for the girl.

i pity the girl o - because that means that kain man na wa o - abeg - all these women and men - make we see o.

Anyway - me i read my wife email and na me even set am up for am - na the best wife be that - but all these one wey dey hide things from their hubby - them be OLOJUROGBODOBIIYANALETIWONRALODOIYATONIMAMAPUTNIEGBEILEMI.

my wife even calls me from the office and says - honey - please check if my sister has replied my email about the issue we discussed, and i tell her - okay honey - when u arrive back home.

but my friends wife - hides everything from her husband - even her p ussy - will never dress in fron t of the hubby - will never make love in the bright light - will never wave her bum in the face of her hubby - in fact hides everything - u know - but the hubby says she will catch her one day - now - he goes to form a non existing email address, and send email to her wife - like u know - to chat her up - u know - she kept replying and even telling the faceless guy how she signed up on a dating site.

okay the husband now goes to set up on the dating site and they started communicating - until the man sets up a date - and the wife not knowing now foolishly accepts and came around dressed like a new maid. woooooooo - if u see dirty slap wey my friend take welcome the woman hen -

have u been to Glasgow? I have been and there is no infrastructure that is there that is out of the heaven - and glasgow is not paradise.

How do you mean mwhen you say it is going to be a waste of money @FSU. Exactly my point - what will we as a nation endeavour to do that the citizens will not bring down as a waste of money - please tell me. No country is exactly and absolutely ready to host any international sporting event - even here in London - with rights to hold the 2012 Olympics - they are just building the stadium and other places to be used for the competition - even glasgos is doing the same - so what do you mean that we dont have facilities in place?

Same for South Africa - went to SA and i can see that they are just puting most facilities and infrastructures in place to hold the world in 2010 - so what r u saying?

It is only in Nigeria that the citizens find it hard to support anything good the country aims to be.

Everything good that the country puts her hand in is seen as a waste of money by the same Nigerians who complains that nothing is done in the country.

try build a railway line - they will say its a waste of money

try build bridges - they say its a waste of money

try send satelite to space to improve communications - they say its a waste of money

try host international games - they says its a waste of money

so what is it that will be done in the country that will not be a waste of money? what does development mean to Nigerians? is it only about what?

all these foolish women in here - why did she say no if she has nothing to hide?

are these women in here married? it shows the kind of home they will run when they eventually get married.

by the way they talk here - they will be the kind of women that will say to their husband - dear - have u washed my pant?

or

dear - have you washed the plates

or

dear - have u gone to the market!

if its the other way round - see what the woman will say -

I mean if its the wife putting up this thread, I am sure the smelie p ussy women in here will say the same - they will scream loud that the hubby is cheating.

Arrant hypocrites.

and the black man is more backward because of the moronic Mazaje and the halucinated poster and all imbecilical supporters of the harangued poster.

@CEcipopula

I like to sleep with u.

it is a foolish woman who hides anything from her husband.

Congratulations Glasgow: 2014 Commonwealth hosts
Glasgow, which during the 19th and parts of the 20th century was regarded as the second city of the Empire, was today selected to be, at least for a 10-day period in 2014, the first city of the Commonwealth.

Derek Casey and his Glasgow bid team, Scotland and its largest city responded with delight at lunchtime today when the Commonwealth Games Federation, meeting in Colombo, Sir Lanka, determined that the Scots would host the 2014 Commonwealth Games, rather than rival bidders Abuja, of Nigeria.

The vote, announced by Mike Fennell, the CGF chairman, went 47-24 in Glasgow’s favour, a clear-cut victory.

The decision was embraced by Gordon Brown, the Prime Minister, who heralded “a great decade for sport” in Britain, with the 2012 Olympics and bids in for the 2015 Rugby World Cup and football’s 2018 World Cup.

The vote means that Africa - with 18 members of the 71-strong CGF - will have to wait at least until 2018 to stage the Commonwealth Games for the first time, but Abuja’s preparedness to host such an event must have weighed heavily on the delegates in Colombo, after a worrying technical report on the Nigerian capital’s facilities and recent stories about the problems being encountered in New Delhi, which will see India stage the “Friendly Games” for the first time in 2010.

Glasgow is, therefore, seen as a “safe pair of hands”, with much of the sporting infrastructure already in place: for instance, Hampden Park, Ibrox and Celtic Park, three of the world’s most famed football stadiums, to be the venue for the athletics events, rugby 7s and opening ceremonies.

Perhaps the CGF had listened to one of Africa’s greatest athletes and ambassadors, Kenyan distance running great Kip Keino, who yesterday evening exorted them to “put the athletes first”.

Certainly, the view of some observers, such as the Daily Telegraph’s Robert Philip, himself a Glaswegian, was conciliatory towards Abuja, but convinced the right decision had been made for the athletes of 2014, for the Commonwealth Games, and for Glasgow:

I have nothing against Abuja. It’s probably a very nice place to live, work and bring up children even if, like any “planned city”, it is probably a tad soulless. I’ve never visited Nigeria’s capital city but, judging by photographs, it looks very European with its Eighties high-rises.

On any other occasion, therefore, I would be delighted if Abuja were awarded the Commonwealth Games. After all, Africa has never staged this sporting festival since its inception as the Empire Games in 1930, even though the continent provides 18 of the 71 competing nations. That Africa is long overdue such recognition is without question.

However… I will weep tears of unrestrained joy if Abuja has been defeated, with victory going to my beloved Glasgow.

Unashamedly biased as I am, no outpost anywhere across the Commonwealth deserves the honour more than my home town.

Lier @Poster - u be thief.

u r a wicked self seeking person - instead of you to give her more love so she can forget about the experience - u want to rubit in more by leaving her - what a selfish thing to say - u need to be thought a lesson - for that - I desire, may that p enis of yours break into two next time you attempt to use it on her. Selfish fish.

she is hiding something - for sure - everything should be open in a marriage - but if its not - then be sure something is going amiss.

for sure she is having an affair - if i am u - i will slap her and force her out of her - or - i will refuse to give her sex for one month until she does so.

u don hear wuen - your papa warn you - na u no listen - u made friendship and you no mean to have sex but u still inserted your p enis inside her p ussy and now you are seeking help from us? Were we there when you were putting your bent penis inside the sweet pot?

You never know anything - she is pregnant, and u will see what u havent seen before - your p enis go bend until it breaks.

u always inser p enis inside p ussy
p ussy is always wet, hot and juicy?














Yes
Yes

lately, they said Speaker didnt do NYSC - now they will say YarAdua didnt marry his wife.