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TravelRe: Common Mistakes Foreign Students Make In Uk by fakedavid: 4:11pm On Nov 16, 2007
@MrPataki

olori boo bo - monkey - nigger - d ickhead - ologbo - elede - anuofia. onyiori.
PoliticsThings Are Getting Tougher & Tougher In Nigeria - Please Read. by fakedavid(op): 3:35pm On Nov 16, 2007
~Only God can help us in this country.

It is now tough to steal money - if you do EFCC will be on your back

It is now realy tough to sell fake drugs - NAFDAC will hoodwink you

It is now extremely tough to trade in drugs - NDLEA will wait for you at the airport

It is now realy tough to be a prostitute in Lagos - Fashola will send police after you.

It is now realy tough to wait at the bus stop looking for buses - before you know it - Lagos Mass Transit bus is at your feet.

It is now realy tough to drive on bad roads - all roads are getting repaired

it is now realy tough to live in the dark - NEPA will bring light.

God, we need help before we all run out of the country.
TravelRe: Common Mistakes Foreign Students Make In Uk by fakedavid: 2:25pm On Nov 16, 2007
uspry1:
@Akolawoke and Pataski

this fake Davidyland@yahoo.com is the enemy of the real Davidylan under the different spelling and email address. You should pay attention to the wording completely different spelling/email address.

I personally do not know why fake .davidyland hate real Davidylan so much since Oct 17, 2007.

The real Davidylan wrote at below:
"Davidyland@yahoo.com" is active member since October 17, 2007. (I do not know where he is from?)

"Davidylan" is active member since November 20, 2005. Real Nigerian abroad within USA.

Both are DIFFERENT PEOPLE with different belief, argument, etc.!
Just because I put my p enis inside your p ussy, thats why u praise me like this? Kai - Nija woman - dont u know its d same me?
CrimeRe: Rare Robbery Case Brings Cries Of Racism! (unbelievable) by fakedavid: 1:39pm On Nov 16, 2007
fools
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls I Date Hardly Ever Seem To Give Me The Benefit Of Doubt? by fakedavid: 12:29pm On Nov 16, 2007
because u r not good in bed - Mr.
TravelRe: Common Mistakes Foreign Students Make In Uk by fakedavid: 12:09pm On Nov 16, 2007
Nigeria needs the expertise of these people when they finish their degree, because when they finish - they would have done all kind of menial job - clean plates, wash the street - clean the gutters etc. Can you imagine how clean Lagos will be if all those illegal immigrants working in the UK and America are deported and made to work in Lagos for just one week? They don't need any training - they have mastered all the art s of gutter cleaning - so - common - Mr Gordon - please deport them all.
CrimeRe: Rare Robbery Case Brings Cries Of Racism! (unbelievable) by fakedavid: 11:57am On Nov 16, 2007
please we need all of una in Lagos - all those gutters wey una don clean for America or where ever in the DIASPORA una dey - all those Lagos gutters will need all of your expertise - plsssssssssssssssss.

all these goats do is to compare America with Nigeria at every opportunity they have - maybe if u come back home - u can make the laws better - stupid goats.
CrimeRe: Rare Robbery Case Brings Cries Of Racism! (unbelievable) by fakedavid: 11:02am On Nov 16, 2007
you have just confirmed what i have thought all along - u r so frustrated that u shout racisim at every possible opportunity - i only pity you - but the consolation is in the fact that if you read the papers of today - you will see an advert for gutter cleaning jobs for people who havent made it in America but want to come to Nigeria to do the same work they do in America in Nigeria - that is - the country needs your gutter cleaning, burger flipping experience - sorry - u don hear? No be we say make una go travel for where una be second class citizens.
TravelRe: How Is Life As An Illigal Immigrant? In The Uk by fakedavid: 10:44am On Nov 16, 2007
@Ndipr abi na Ndigo

Why u no come back home come dey clean guteer like u dey do for where all of una dey -

Suddenly all the people wey dey say Nija no good, na them come they advice this boy to stay - why una no carry una kaya come back home then? See hypocrisy in action o.
CrimeRe: Rare Robbery Case Brings Cries Of Racism! (unbelievable) by fakedavid: 10:40am On Nov 16, 2007
i bet u have just finished your daily round of gutter cleaning and u are frustrated and coming to post rubbish for us here - whats our business with the thread - i ask you? come back to nigeria and clean gutter - there are loads to clean - and you wont worry yourself about racism - or are you one of those Nigerian Americans with long d icks?
CrimeRe: Rare Robbery Case Brings Cries Of Racism! (unbelievable) by fakedavid: 1:50am On Nov 16, 2007
moda foking poster - what do u wish to achieve by this?
TravelRe: How Is Life As An Illigal Immigrant? In The Uk by fakedavid: 12:32am On Nov 16, 2007
@D10

Wo - look - all that na story -

check this one out:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=93958.msg1685751#msg1685751
TravelRe: How Is Life As An Illigal Immigrant? In The Uk by fakedavid: 10:04pm On Nov 15, 2007
Go for it boy - u will be ready to clean gutters just as others do. its not new.
PoliticsRe: N500million For Live Broadcast Of Senate Screening Of Ministers by fakedavid: 9:57pm On Nov 15, 2007
Nigeria is a country with people who purport to be brilliant and know it all but realy they are egg heads and very dumb and dumb indeed. Example - the @poster and others.
PoliticsRe: N500million For Live Broadcast Of Senate Screening Of Ministers by fakedavid: 4:44pm On Nov 15, 2007
angel101:
I beg your pardon.
If u have a problem i advise u to deal with it. don't try and vent your frustrations on me alright?!
who? u dis sweet yummy crematious p ussy.
PoliticsRe: N500million For Live Broadcast Of Senate Screening Of Ministers by fakedavid: 2:46pm On Nov 15, 2007
angel101:
Its a crying shame. All that money wasted again and yet there are no street lights, police have turned beggars on our roads. God help us!
which shame - come back home u dis croaky voice toad.
RomanceRe: I Caught My Girl In Bed With My Brother by fakedavid: 11:34am On Nov 15, 2007
na today - shows what u cant keep - your brother will kep for u - havent u heard that its good to be your brothers keeper? common - u shld thank him for what he has done for you instead of rapping nonsense here.
PoliticsRe: N500million For Live Broadcast Of Senate Screening Of Ministers by fakedavid: 11:31am On Nov 15, 2007
so you think it is illegal, go and open your own private station and spend your money covering government and private events.

@Afam,

Which report did you read that confirmed the 400million contract? Do u read english and understand it?
Music/RadioRe: Most Handsome To Ugliest: Jarule Or 50cent Or Nas Or Nelly by fakedavid: 10:41am On Nov 15, 2007
@MoodyLady

Does he care - u cant stand him - u are not even in his radar - when he rakes in his money - he doesnt care if u can stand him or not - just keep wishing.
Music/RadioRe: Most Handsome To Ugliest: Jarule Or 50cent Or Nas Or Nelly by fakedavid: 1:12am On Nov 15, 2007
ugly or not - una go pay these guys before them go gree to sleep with una, una go dey beg them to come put their d ick inside una smelie p ussy and them go look the p ussy hiss.
SportsRe: Is Wrestling (WWE) Real Or Not? by fakedavid: 11:51pm On Nov 14, 2007
no - go take one of those punches for yah head and see.
Christianity EtcRe: The World Will End In 2012 by fakedavid: 11:50pm On Nov 14, 2007
before or after the olympics?
CultureRe: Nigerian Women Are Unromantic by fakedavid: 11:48pm On Nov 14, 2007
obviously u r a busy body - what do you want - u want the woman to be kissing her hubby in the bus for you to know she is romantic - i guess u just want to see a blue movie in the bus live btwn hubby and wife. - na wa for u - i sure say the couple go dey laugh behind you when dem leave u - silly old boy - who send u message - no go face your own o make u dey look for romantic couple for bus for London- shio - Oga ko - Oga ni.
CelebritiesRe: I Love Newyork~~part 2!!!! by fakedavid: 9:50pm On Nov 14, 2007
shut up - New York ko ~Old York ni - no come back to your country - u these toads.
RomanceRe: She Is 2yrs Older Dan I, Should I Marry Her? by fakedavid: 9:46pm On Nov 14, 2007
@Naja Hale

Mature? Somebody who has exhibited a very parochial oulook on the matrimony called marriage - he is nothing but a dexteriously afraid homo spaien who is very haragued into taking decisons that bothers on blissful hegemony.

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