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one day one day - someone go come on Nairaland to seek advice on how to sleep with his wife, i.e. wether missionary, doggy or other styles.

can we please see their female counterparts before we make comments.

i guess say your d ick dey rise @Poster

go away - u dis napoleon man - which kain advice you wan make we give you? no marry her - leave her for person wey go love her not for her age but for her person. Na now u see the age difference, abi? The time wey oko dey enter obo - i.e. d ick dey enter p ussy - u no realise the age difference abi? Only now na im you dey take your selfish eye dey see the age gap - u r a buffonistic almond planted by the homogenic banter and a frigid hamagedon for what u have posted here.

may your mouth wey u dey take abuse man of God twist to one side permanently.

shut up

cute guy or foolish guy?

all this diasporic people talking what they dont know - can u just shut up and stay put in your America?

who cares about looks - p ussy looks the same - there is no ugly or pretty p ussy - what the hell am i concerend about beauty for - beauty is so vain - but p ussy is as sweet as anything imaginable - so to hell with all the pretty ladies - but hey give me the p ussy and cover the eyes, i am game.

$160,000 on NairaLand?

u r realy daft - what do u want us to advice u? on how to put d ick into p ussy or how to scratch her back - mumu like u. dem give u p ussy - u day na d one wey get hair u dey want.

you are still asking? i thought she will be pregnant by now!

[quote author=naija_diva link=topic=33961.msg1678493#msg1678493 date=1194999396]exactly. if you hear a conglese, senegalese, or malian music, you'll know its african music but nigerians copy to much from what they think hip hop/r&b is. it took me a while to get past the accent before i stared to like nigerian music. i grew up listening to old traditional nigerian music with my father and sometimes prefer it more to the more recent music.[/quote]Go and sing your own - u this croaky voiced toad.

all these opuro eniyan to wa ni NairaLand - won sebi pe awon ni saints and will not do it if the girl so fun won pe ki won was se die lofe lai sanwo. Awon hypocrites.

will be very sweet compared to all the loose p ussy women on NairaLand - wo - wa gbadun e to je pe. go ahead - u can even film the act and put it on the internet.

all these sick preachers.

@Poster

Give me that forsaken p ussy and I will make your husband forever want you - he will be green with envy as i pound the p ussy to utmost pleasure - common - why will u stay with him if he cheats and beats you? Where r the divorce courts? Why must p ussy sufer at the hands of an unresponsive man? hey - you have to wake up o - because time wats for noone - if you want my email - write me at emifebaesungangan@yahoo.com
or phone me on 08094567654.

Because there are no arm chair critics and pessimistics in America as it is in Nigeria.

I read your long treatise through with much patience - but na wa o -

who is confused - yourself or the girl? cos there a few high points in your story that i dont understand.

Ok - u joked to her say your d ick don enter plenty p ussy - but u still told her it a lie - but i ask u - is it true?

then you said she found herself in a room with white sheet and she will be feeling a strager having sex with her - ok - is that a dream or is it a reality?

ok - now she got pregnant - by who? by the boyfriend or by the men in the dream?

ok - then the cheater cam along again - then she got cheated and she left him - okay wetin e the relevant of all the story to you?

why r u confused? u never put d ick inside yummy p ussy?

u want to marry her? or u said those two guys are coming back - how does she feel about them? so u dont trust her - because you think something will happen when u r gone? like what? like someone attack her or someone put d ick inside her p ussy?

well - my own be say - u too talk story -

you even say things that are not - my advice - go get another girl - if this one fails you - u go back to the new one.

Chikena.

Na God catch you - why u dey put hand for fire - dey go date two men at the same time - one d ick no do for you? u say u no wan gree na because the guy insisted - so u said yes - so you will say yes to everyman that insists on going out with you abi? the man never slap u - u say he land slap for your face - wait till him kick you from behind before u go know wetin dey happen. Why will you date or sleep with two men at the same time - u be disgrace to wman hood - i keep asking myself - wqhy my mama be woman self - if not - i for no like woman at all.

For you - one slap never do u - until u get dozen more - shio.

which kain advice u want from us - is this not a typical woman speaking?

You dont like jumping into bed with him - but you like being around him - and maybe - u like spending his money? just asking>

But honestly speaking - what advice do you think we can give you to help you? We should tell you to dump him, or go with him? Only you knows how u feel with or for him, so how can we help you in that sense?

But if you ask me very well, you never know the taste of the pudding until you eat it o - so - give him just one chance - only one o - I beg, and then check him out with all different styles, that will determine if he is good for you or not - do doggy style, do front, do side, do back, him on top, u on top, all styles, and if he is not good - then just dump him quick.

i dey pity una - by the time wey una go know - una go shout ma a mi o.

she dey London - she come NairaLand dey find bobo? Most bobo wey dey NairaLand dey for Nigeria - so how come na-

Omo la ojue - open your eyes wide - but in this case - no be only eyes you go open wide - u go open laps and p ussy wide also to find the correct guy.

I don talk my own.

I pity una women - all for the sake of pleasing men - and looking appealing to them - u do all manner of things to your body - well - one day one day - somebody will suggest adding sugar and honey to una p ussy hole and una go still do the same thinking it will make it sweeter - I pity una o.

what kind of question is that @Poster. What is your d ick for?

y'all stupid.

of course its very right - whats wrong with that? as long as the word cousin is not written on the p ussy when u r putting the d ick inside - men - go for it - u know love knows no bounds?

illusion2:
You have a point there debosky,I didn't even know we were still in d running,

One of my friends involved with the all Africa games told me in was just short of a fiasco,

Quite sad though that we don't do things properly .we only got 24 votes,ideally if we had done our spade work well it should have been tighter,

_{I wonder which city South Africa voted for}

Like what?

We lost - we lost - which one is saying that we can't afford it?

South Africa is hosting the world cup? does SA have the kind of money Nigeria has? It all boils down to the Nigerian naver seeing anything good in his / her country.