₦airaland Forum

uchetobi:
davidylan and davidylan@yahoo.com is too similar for my liking, seun shouldn’t have permitted this, because davidylan is an intelligent and well articulated person, this just brings a lot of confusion as people that don’t look well may mistake him for davidylan

Loud mouth - who ask you question?

Zebedee:
@davidyland
u be yeye person. instead wey u go give me beta advice u wan help me put hand inside fire abi?

Not your hand inside fire but your d ick inside p ussy - u no read me well?

help reduce lack of concentraton? some people sell anything - one day u go sell p enis wey dey act like p ussy.

go for it - is the p ussy or d ick sour? dont be slow - ok?

u are a fool - person like u - u no fit hide am for back of your office, one leg raised up, bum lifted up, p enis hard and sliding in and out of p ussy in slow motion. common - wake up.

Sunny - the thing be like say p enis they rise?

ojimbo IV:
who unleashed this one today? ?

see Atutupoyo dey open mouth.

why not? as long as i cant still function with only one kidney - why not? even if he/she is not my partner, is it morally right to watch a person die when it is obvious that I can help him/her to stay alive.

The people saying they cant are nothing but selfish, self seeking hobnobs.

all of you are a bunch of useless big headed tramps.

sometimes I ask myself if the people on NairaLand are realy human beings from the way they argue.

@POster

How can we have pity for you? No way - you are fighting over a man whom you obviously do not love, a man who you only like for the sex, and a man you know you can never have permanently - and a man who you claim women do seek after - because of his sweet sweet p enis - long one I suppose. How can you come here to cry to us? when everything was good and going well, did you invite any of the ladies here to come and share with you? no. we didnt hear from you zip - but now when p ussy and p enis has gone sour - u are here crying to us over split milk.

What do you want us to tell you? where is the guy now? quietly f ucking as many women that he can get, obviously you know that because according to you - u kept going back to him, even after giving you two STDs, how can we pity you or advice you? Rather, i will say, youe eyes have seen what is good for you - you stayed too long - don't you know what the saying is? if you stay too long in the toilet, all manner of flies will come around to perch on you? on your head, on your breast, on your bum, on your lips and on your butt? don't you know that proverb? or you think because you are in America, then no flies in your toilet, hence you think the proverb can not come true on you?

well, to me - your eyes have seen what is good for you - only two STDs you got from him? you have to go back to him so that he can put a permanent one on you - i.e. AIDS - then you can remember how you had 7 orgasms in one session.

Please just go quietly- because - according to African custom, it is the wife's kamma that is coming on y'all. Next, time, when you see a sweet p enis, you will run.

@Poster

Please f uck more to get your hips and bum out.

sniperwolf:
That depends on the key features you want in the phone.

There are 1.3 MP
2 MP
3.2 MP
5 MP

If you want a good camera then go for k800
If you want a music player without camera go for w950
If you want a PDA go for P999 or P1
If you want good camera and music player go for k850 or wait for w960.

Good Luck

P999 is not out yet I think. Go for a N95 Nokia. GPS WLAN Email WAP etc. Video Camera Radio TV yes TV.

come take my shit - da best love portion.

simple

make sure he mentions free women, free food, free nairaland goons, make sure u r on the list of the free women, and make sure he mentions to them that he will steal their money.

where have u been - u must be a koloscious retrospect, i.e. the lawyer - he is living in the bush - he thinks a website is an advert ike a bill board - he must be an old goon.

u r a tontonshious dracula.

Stupid comments - how can he give it in Naira - is that how its done?

I know some people must find something wrong to talk about - wait until some people start saying it will fail and that it will be a waste of moeny.

Even if God wants to do something for Nigeria - Nigerians will still find reasons to criticise and doubt God's intentions.

i will go straight to check if the man has a condom on his p enis - if yes, I will give him a handshake and say well done - and go back to my work. I will tell my girlfriend to do the style that we did the last time we had sex.

@Poster - u r a goat meat.

wait before Nigerians start bad mouthing them with their stinking mouths.

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