₦airaland Forum

Nicenixon:
Mr man come to Onitsha and see thing wey you no fit imagine in your life. Lagos touts still dy learn work where Onitsha guys dy, so no tribalism about it, na every region get e own bad side o.

Agberioism and toutism is foreign to Igboland. When I was a boy travelling to East for Christmas, we never saw or knew agberoes in Igboland even though it was already well established in yorubaland. We always travelled from Oshodi to the East.

The continous stay of Igboland within the nigerian contraption is destroying Igboland. We need to leave asap.

ShobayoEmma:
Approach a gynecologist to castrate the object of your predicament.


It's better to be at peace with penisless than to rape minors or contract deadly diseases and die like chicken.



approach any lady and tell her you will be paying her 70k monthly, my brother you have just secured a a w/half.

Bayo, how about buhari's intention on this matter?

Redomi:
Clifford Orji is an Afonja abi Okija Shrine is also in Afonja land

Yes. Ewedu man, keep referencing dead clifford that happened '1000 years' ago because you want to banter words and measure dickk with omo ibo. Don't go and fix your shiit.

Amunaotutheory:
Girls going to SW must be extra vigilant, they are very desperate atm. Sai baba made them go crazy and now they can use anything for rituals to be able to survive. I wish all women and children in SW well, any plans by their lazy men to use them for rituals will fail in Jesus name.
Please if you don’t understand Yoruba language, make sure you have your helmet all the time. Also, visit your local fabricator and get something done for your private parts. These people don’t just mine heads again, they also mine private parts. All the best my hardworking Yoruba friends, you will survive insha Allah

My baby sis was deployed to Osun 3 years ago for NYSC. I told her to forgerrit and fixed her redeployment down to Enugu.

Core yorubaland is brimming with ritual killers. The reason why there is low incidence of this in Lagos is because of its cosmopolitan nature and lack of bushes where they can easily hide their human skulls and body parts.

Ndi Ewedu and their human parts merchandize. Tufia!

I don't believe in One Nigeria~ Thiefnuuubu..

Ekpeitit abokey brothers.

See as the thread dey smell like lateefu and morufu ewedu muslim armpits. Odour everywhere.

Shetemi12:
The useless dot!

Lateefu Temirudeen, how many human skulls are you hiding under your bed in dirty oshogbo?

headSmasher:
My doubts were confirmed, it is one Igbo Catholic peddling lie

Undiscerning ewedu-swallowing Olodo rapata..

The OP lordviccodaguru is same as buhariadvocate and known as Victor Adaojo on FB. A total BMC buffoon like you and an IPOB hater. He is your comrade from the Benue branch like manna and omenka. While you are a BMC from the Amala ati Ewedu branch.

You guys should fight and kill yourselves while we Biafrans (that you both hate) watch from the sidelines.

Shetemi12:
You mean the dot in a circle region or the 5% people

Yes the important 'dot' that keep the circle from tearing up. That dot is the center of gravity of the circle my dear ewedu muslim ile kewu friend.

RaisedByWolves:


What is it with Southwest and propaganda!? They have a tendency to over hype, exaggerate and lie to push a particular narrative. This I have noticed. All their newspapers, radio and television stations do this too.

They can sit in Lagos and tell you why Edo state is dirty, drug filled and not good for foreign investment. They can sit in Lagos and tell you why Kano and Kaduna are the head quarters of ISWAP. They can sit in Lagos and tell you who Onitsha is not good for business.

They tell you only Southwest is good for airports , embassy, Water ports. They lie that only Lagos has access to Atlantic Ocean meanwhile I Akwa Ibom, port Harcourt, Calabar, even Abia state all have access to the Atlantic Ocean .. they tell you MY sisters in Edo only do prostitution meanwhile should we count the number of Yoruba girls into it?

I have come to take anything coming from the southwest with a pinch of salt henceforth.

Look at how they are hyping this young AIG as if he is the next Jack Bauer...

Edo no be Lagos ...

You are very correct.
I have been in a local flight 4 years ago where I sat close to a yoruba man and a foreign white man who were discussing investment destinations within the country. The white man was actually headed to the East for an investment summit, the yoruba man was brazenly telling the white man why he should never invest a kobo in Anambra or anywhere in the East.

The fo0l thought I was a yoruba guy and was looking at me intermittently for approval of the nonsense he was saying.

MrPADDY:
The political leaders in Nigeria, always scheming to satisfy their personal interests. If all the inflammatory statements Buhari made didn't stop him from becoming the president, how would Tinunbu's own be different? He would soon make a statement on this, and in a week's time, this would be another past tense. Naija matter, we move.

It is the same thing yoruba media did to Ojukwu when he was campaigning to be president under APGA, for those of us with elephant memory. You used his past actions and words against him. I think it is also fair to do same to thiefnuubu.

funshint:
Don't mind them, they just hate him for no reason. Like Tinubu is the worst thing to have ever happened to them after Biafra war. Hate him if you like, if God says he'll rule this country no man born of a woman can stop him!

God cannot say he will rule this country. So stop wasting your time. We will chop his bullion van campaign money and he will still fail.

That statement he made will be published on every billboard and translated in local languages wherever he goes to campaign in the country, especially the north where he hopes to win major.

Okwu ejiri biri aku..

Tinubu must be stopped at all cost. This man will loot us to death if he ever succeeds. God forbid.

MITCHELL96:
So funny, it's his boldness for me ?

I like it. He has nothing to lose. If I were the employer, I would reconsider and absolve him. I love bold people.

Abokies and yorooberrs have the same monarchical culture, they don't criticize their thieving leaders even if they cut their heads and shitt in their neck.

Dem no born any thug well to beat up anybody wey criticize politician for East. Umu oma go capture that thug, use him head play ball.

headSmasher:
I am not your father, kid

More pains to your skull. Insha Allahu!

headSmasher:
Pains? Hehehehehe continue hallucinating, I am living my Monika on IPOB cannibals and catching fun

You are pained stop lying mr ewedu.

You dey form online badoo, I'm sure you are a member of the badoo gang smashing human heads in your yorubaland for rituals so that you can get a piece to eat.

How many human heads are you hiding inside your smelly room in obomoso?

Boogiebee:
Hello Nairalanders,

So straight to the point. Please I need your advice about two things.

1. I just got my inheritance and I got cash of 8M and there's this popular belief of people squandering their inheritance,I don't want that to be my portion so which business can I invest it into. For context, I currently have a job and I'm not ready to quit so please put that into consideration.

2. My younger brother is still a student so he has asked me to save his portion of 6M in bank until he graduates but I don't think that's a good idea. I would rather he put it in some form of secure investment that will be yielding something. Kindly give us suggestions.

May the soul of my beloved Father continue to rest in peace. Amen

My candid advise to you.

1) Never invest it in a business you don't understand.

2) Secure and concretize a greater portion of the money on verifiable and secured landed property through tested realtors. If its in your village, do a dwarf fence, put a gate.

3) Never listen to investment 'sharks', NO PONZI, NO BITCOIN. They are too volatile to be done with your capital.

4) If you were in the health sector, I would have showed you a business you would have done on your own with just a fraction of that money with a 19% ROI on investment monthly. But I'd wager a guess that you are not.

5) HOLD YOUR MONEY TIGHT TO YOUR CHEST IF YOU ARE CONFUSED. Till you figure out what works for you.

headSmasher:
I guess Fulani herdsmen are now welcome in Igbo land, no more almajiri again, almajiri Nasir can now give OSUji Ngozi Justina a hot doggie with his burantashi enhanced stick while on the roof top of Obi of Onitsha palace while her 2 slippers like mammary glands slapping her hairy chest and her yam legs shaking in excitement,

God bless Almajiri

God bless Osu

God bless Nigeria, we are now one

More pains to your ewedu skull my dear brotherly.

headSmasher:
Igbos has less than 15% votes in Nigeria and of that 15%, 9% doesn't have a PVC, South east is inconsequential in Nigeria politics, presidency is not biscuits that is used to pacify wailing children,

HOW WILL YOU EVEN CAMPAIGN IN THE NORTH

Boring broken record wey we don hear to tire from ewedu-stained muslim mouths since you won election for the first time in 2015.

Ewedus always divide their votes in a 'sophisticated' manner. Ewedus never give bloc votes. Even yoruba christians will vote against thiefnuubu. You are never united.

You want southern presidency abi?
Support the SE under the zoning system. It is their turn since SW has had their own share and SS has also tasted.

As an Igbo man, I voted OBJ- a yoruba man TWICE, I will NEVER vote a yoruba again until the yoruba man also votes an Igbo man. I am not a SLAVE.

If your 'one nigeria' is hinged on insulting and mocking my tribe then, you'll also taste what is feels like. Let the North FOREVER keep it if the SW cannot support the SE for presidency.

kponkedenge:
It's hypocritical the way yorubas on this forum keep playing the victim and claiming Igbos hate them and all.

They claim Igbos hate Tinubu, but if a thread about Peter Obi or Nnamdi Kanu makes homepage, they insult them and call them all sort of names.... And I don't see Igbos playing victim there.

Also, it was the same hate for Igbos they used in rallying around an APC government that has put most Nigerians into poverty....they claimed Igbos were hateful for not voting Buhari..... but everyone is paying the price of his incompetence.

Such a disgusting set of people.

yorubas- funny people.
Very emotional and emotive 'aaaaarh!-yeeeee!' people that will always accuse others of being emotional.

seunmsg:
Tinubu never called Jonathan a drunken fisherman. If the OP is sure if what he posted, he should back it up with a credible link.

However, we have it on record that Jonathan insulted Yoruba leaders immediately he was made president in 2010. He called them rascals and other unprintable names despite the huge support Yoruba leaders gave him during his trying moments. The link to the thread is below.

https://www.nairaland.com/601457/jonathan-says-south-west-leaders-non-pdp

While we won’t beg anybody to vote for a south west candidate, we won’t get tired of setting the records straight for posterity sake. The south west made Jonathan. Without the support and critical effort of Yoruba leaders, media and civil societies, Jonathan would never have become the Vice President not to talk of president. The history is there for all to see.

There won't be a SW president in 2023. You are greedy, go and queue and wait for your turn after the SE. Zoning means turn by turn.

Bounceboune7:
chukwundiie u better rest,we all know only igbos hates n not south south.

Don't b surprised when south south leave your hating add behind n tag along.

Hope u won't start shouting betrayal?

Yes Ifeanyi from Asaba hates Emeka from Onitsha but love your ewedu-swallowing skull.

Bounceboune7:
between a Yoruba man n an igbo man,which one do u think a northerner will prefer to hand power over to?

Between a fulani camel and an ewedu bayerabe, who do you think the north will vote in 2023?

Bounceboune7:
let d north keep ruling,even at that yorubas will still b an ally.

If yorubas will cry once,igbos will cry thrice

E good like that, as long as you are not allowed to jump queue. No yoruba man in aso rock in 2023.

MASTAkiLLAh:
When God wants to fight your battles, it'll surprise you the way things start happening. Tinubu and his urchins fought GEJ to a standstill simply for coming from a minority tribe yet the useless bigot wants to become president of Nigeria I dey laugh because he called GEJ a drunken fisherman out of the air yet we all know who has a drug record (even though he struck a plea deal) in America and as far as I'm concerned, it's better to be a detribalized drunken fisherman than to be a tribalistic entity with a drug past (?)

#OSINBAJO2023

Stop deceiving yourself with that osinbade2023 rubbish. Na Tinubu 2.0 be dat.

Buhari is cursed beyond redemption, and his offsprings will inherit the same curse..

Michelle70:
There is joke section on NL.
There is also a cartoon thread on movie section I believe.

U Pipu shu try and go there so mature people could discuss politics. U think good leadership is by skin colour?

Think out of the box buffoon. Everybody is not supposed to be down your conventional and convenienent madness in the present day zoogeria.

If I give you visa to the those countries run by the caucausians, you will grab it with both hands and legs, yet you are here forming 'black patrotism' on empty stomach.. Mugu.