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Bauchi, kwara or ekiti

Your moniker is adenuGAY?

Yeah right

If we have stable light........the petrol sale will drop and generator producers will be at loss.....no be naija ? When bad things happen some are gaining

Fp please

joseph1832:
In life, everything you do is politics, whether you know it or not!.

tell me how quoting the 1st lady is politics? Is it because we are in election period?

#cry ....GEJ you said you built 9unis in the north and several almajiri schools.......is that what the north ask for? We need SECURITY....who will go to school when boko haram have killed all?

joseph1832:
Imagine! With all these grammatical blunders nobody has chased her out of social media... I wonder between PEJ blunders and Zahra Buhari mis-spelt word 'forth,' who murders the English Language more?.

hmmmmmm comparison?? Non political motive ni

cycline404:
wEY AM

sorry bro

TOP 15 patience jonathan's english blunders( non political motive).
1. My husband and Sambo is a good people
(Imagine)
2. The President was once a child
and the senators were once a
children.
3. My fellow widows.(Is her husband
dead?)
4. A good mother takes
care of his children.(His
children? Like Seriously?)
5. The people sitting before
you were once a children.
(Smh)
6. Yes we are all happy
for the effort, it is not easy
to carry second in
an international competition
like this one,(addressing
press men after Female
Under-19 FIFAWorld Cup).
7. The bombers who born them?
Wasn't it not a woman?
Theywere once a children now
a adult now they are bombing
women and children making
some children a widow.(Is she
a literate?)
8. My heart feels
sorry for these children who
have become widows
for loosing their parents for
one reason or another.
(Lmfao....)
9. We should have
love for our fellowNigerians
irrespective of their
NATIONALITY(Lwkmd)
10.Thank God the Doctors and Nurses
are responding to treatment.
(Doctors and nurses?)
11. I would rather kill myself
instead ofcommitting suicide.
(What's the difference?)
12.Ojukwu is a great man, he died
but his manhood lives on.
(Manhood?)
13. On behalf of
2million, I donate my family.
(Laugh wan tear my belle o)
14. Why will boko haram
bomb last churches on
christmas day, they don't
have respect for Jesus, they
are a very bad person,infact
I'm a sadder woman right now
and Mr.President is more
saddest(Sad,sad
der,saddest...)
15. We all have
HIV.( For real? Imagine this... chai chai ... there
is GOD ooooooooooooooooo

Are we suppose to PANIC?

Why introduce new note is it part of the development? The money used to produce that is a waste ........FG they reason at all?

rubey:
I don't send nudes to anyone!
If he wanna see my nudes,let him wait till the wedding night.

if the wedding night is tomorrow night I will wait

Wizkid-ojuelegba

rubey:
I think it is very wrong!
Come on girl, someone who will always monitor your every move?

you mean girls are prone to cheat?

Lwkm hahahahahah sex everyday? You wan kill the man? You think say body na wirewood?

Is very funny.....only a saddist won't laugh...OP keep it on

Them no dey comment for this kind thread......they care about the present not the future.

We know and we know what to do......come febuhari 14 you will hear the scores

Febuhari

Not to mention insecurity......unemployment.

asdfjklhaha:
U don't necessarily hav to be in a relationsp wit him. U can be frnds. Kip him in the frnds zone territory, den observe his motives 2wards u, if he's truly sincere as he claims, den u can giv him a chance.
Gudluck sis.

goodluck? Na exam?.....this shows guys are very important to you girls

Tinubu:
Op

STEP BY STEP TUTORIAL TO FUCCK HER


1- Make sure your Bed is cosy enough... In a player's room, the Bed is to take dominance... Get a nice soft mattress, a padded bedsheet, nice fluffy pillows, AND MAKE SURE THE ONLY ELECTRIC SOCKET IN THE ROOM IS RIGHT NEXT TO THE BED... she go always wan charge her phone, so she gats always sit on the bed.... From sitting, to relaxing, to cuddling a pillow, to lying down, na so you go take reach the Federal Capital..

2- Don't try too hard... Most girls can smell a desperate dude from a mile away... Even if the konji is killing you, act unconcerned.... Just cuddle her, stroke her hair, work her up till when she expects you to kiss her... Then platonically disengage from her, and put on a movie for you both to watch... Believe me, the next time she finds herself in your arms, she will be the one offering her lips for you to kiss... Even at that, don't rush... Don't just go for her pants like a cave-man, let the mood extend to the point that she is the one tugging at your belt and trying to pull your trousers, and you be the one sweetly telling her to calm down, and take things easy... By this time, the gateway to your destiny is wide open, wet, and anxious for you to come in

3- Get a bottle of Spanish fly or put weed in the indomie you cook for her... Both are aphrodisiacs, which will make her so fucck-hungry that she might just be the one to jump on you and tear your boxers to pieces...



DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHATEVER RESULTS MAY ARISE FROM THE APPLICATION OF THE ABOVE PIECES OF ADVICE

GURU

So you want us to believe you don't wanna date him despite knowing he is rich? Crap!!!

Jakumo:
You have chosen to studiously ignore the solid examples cited in response to your request for details of Jonathan Goodluck's accomplishments as a president, and are instead requesting yet more evidence that the bumbling certificate forger and terrorist gang leader Ayatollah Buhari Bin Laden is NOT suitable for any role besides that of a genocide convict.

Clearly the repeated PUBLIC threats issued by Ayatollah Buhari Bin Laden in the wake of each election loss he sustains, that the streets of Nigeria would flow with blood if another defeat was handed to him, do not convince people like you that that fundamentalist terror gang leader, who can barely conceal his glee every time the Boko Haram terror gang sets off more explosions, is in fact a sponsor of the ongoing war against the Nigerian state.

Bask in your ignorance for the rest of your life, but that will not change the fact that Buhari WILL lose again, and again and again, until hell freezes over. That is the destiny of that unrepentant killer of the innocent, come rain or shine.

dude you gave me no choice........just because you and jonathan campaign team call GEN buhari bok haram sponsor doesn't mean you are right, any APC supporter can say the same, I need evidence not cooked up theories!!!!

Na course? No5 my favourite.....I can do it for hours

PapiWata:
A one-word response would be "ELECTRICITY". Yes sir, Nigeria HAS electrical power now, but did NOT have it before Jonathan took office.


The Jonathan Goodluck government has overseen DRAMATIC improvements in the generation and nationwide distribution of stable electrical power to Nigeria's population, enabling once-dormant industries to emerge from suspended animation and spring to life, reviving the national economy by increment with each passing quarterly profit sheet that is published in board rooms across the reawakened nation of Nigeria.


Going beyond the citation of "one reason" to re-elect Jonathan Goodluck, may I remind you that the Shagamu to Benin Expressway, along with other federal highways too numerous to mention, has been comprehensively rebuilt from the foundation upwards, creating a pristine asphalt runway surface smooth enough to allow the proverbial watch-maker to ply his trade with ease while seated aboard a vehicle travelling those hundreds of miles of re-born roads crisscrossing the federal republic of Nigeria. Yes sir, this unsung miracle, and many others also now taken for granted, came to pass thanks to the ACTIONS of the current Jonathan Goodluck administration, which in so doing eclipsed the achievements of ALL national governments Nigeria has witnessed ever since her independence from British rule in 1960.

The estimated number of human lives saved, due to reduced traffic accident rates recorded on Nigeria's expanding network of beautifully recreated roads, simply cannot be quantified, thanks in great part to a fearless, innovative, learned and compassionate Izon Egbesu Warrior Chief named Dr. Jonathan Ebele Goodluck, who, in just a few short weeks from this day, will by carried shoulder-high by a grateful and joyous people voting at the polls, signifying that Mr. Jonathan Goodluck will be MANDATED to ride that wild tiger in Abuja once again, until the good year 2019.

This election mega-victory shall be bestowed at the overwhelming insistence of the Nigerian people whose memories serve them well enough that they recognize a progressive and enlightened leader when they see one, regardless of all distractions bound to emanate from the background white-noise that traditionally accompanies national electioneering.

I could go on for a while longer sir, but suffice to say Jonathan Goodluck WILL serve a second term in office as Nigeria's elected president, and Weeping General Buhari, the ever-sore loser, will cry and sob like a baby in public as always, before heading to court even as he gets on the phone to order more suicide bombings on voters, by his personally funded terror gang - Boko Haram.


Thank you and God bless.

do you have any proof of GEN .BUHARI sponsoring BOKO HARAM?

triple1989:
Let's even set aside certificate diffrencies. Nd set our mind on (change in reality) martin luther,obama,mandela etc created a positive change despite d odds,we should support our president gej''in this journey it was;nt easy for other hero's as mentioned"but collectively nd patiently we will get to the promise land""upp pdp upp gej.

give me a good reason to vote for GEJ.....I school in the north can he guarantee my safety??

twerkjack:
STINGY

you work money for him hand?

Check jupiter or pluto