₦airaland Forum

dorocent:
could not help but laugh... very funny


pals what are your views

That woman must be APC Supporter,because they are so irresponsible.

Ahmed0336:
lol, light no dey dat tin jare

She is a Muroon, by the time the guy come out he will be ice block

osjoshua:
no other place than 'OTUOKE'

you are a Clown,it can only be found in Daura Katsina state.Buari Village.

Blackchampion:
President Goodluck Jonathan will on Saturday
lead government officials as well as sportsmen
and women on an out-door physical training in
Abuja.

The exercise, aimed at promoting sports and
fitness in Nigeria, according to the Special
Adviser to the President on Media and Publicity,
Dr. Reuben Abati, will see Jonathan leading
others to jog from the Presidential Villa, Abuja
to the Eagle Square.

Abati, in a statement on Friday, said the training
exercise, which will start at 7am, will include a
long walk from the Presidential Villa by
Jonathan, accompanied by top government
officials, presidential aides, political
associates, leading sports personalities and
enthusiasts.

The statement read in part, “The programme,
which will also include jogging, physical
stretches and light aerobics, will culminate in a
solidarity rally for President Jonathan at the
Eagle Square organised by the Nigerian sports
community.

“Sports personalities expected to participate in
the physical training exercise and solidarity
rally include Mary Onyali, Austin Eguavoen,
Kanu Nwankwo, Joseph Yobo and Chika
Chukwumerije, amongst others.

“The event will be broadcast live on the
Network Service of the Nigerian Television
Authority.”
.
http://www.punchng.com/news/jonathan-to-lead-yobo-others-on-physical-exercise/

Oya Buhari try your own make we see!

Pinkiedearie:
Wetin be this o!! ..God pls give me this kind of husband o..#first to comment again?!,,,hehehe#ah rule..

you must be a wicked person

Iamsynord:
Sai Buhari our incoming President

keep dreaming GOAT

omanifrank:
Babe u r on ur own abeg, Love nwantiti...

ASHEWO BASTARD

badassProdigy:
Please can you tell me why they would concentrate when their teachers would come to class in tight mini skirts?

pls where is the school?I want to go and enrol there.

sammieblaize:
Probably most of these guys have never boarded a plane before

mr too know pls tell us

[quote author=SEHHYTEX post=31313733][/quote]OBANIKORO MUST DEFEAT THOSE USELESS APC SANATORS

Trut:

this man is truely a psychiatric clown.idiot

holucunleh:
Ekiti State Governor, Mr Ayodele Fayose has described outbursts of the All Progressives Congress (APC) over the possible removal of the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) Chairman, Prof Attahiru Jega as “mere comedy,” saying; “President Goodluck Jonathan can sack Jega if he wishes and if he does, heavens will not fall.”

The governor, who said the APC should stop acting as if Nigeria belongs to the party, added that; “by turning themselves to advocates and defenders of the INEC chairman, the APC and its agents have shown that they have a deal with Jega to manipulate the elections and that the deal will be frustrated if he is asked to leave office.”

Governor Fayose said in a release issued on Wednesday, and signed by his Special Assistant on Public Communications and New Media, Lere Olayinka, that “removal of Jega and any other appointees of the

Federal Government is a prerogative of the president, which no one can question, provided laid down rules are followed.”

He said the position expressed by the House of Representatives was that of the APC members in the House, urging that “the APC lawmakers should rather pay attention to the ill-health of their party’s presidential candidate, Major General Mohammadu Buhari (rtd), whose whereabouts is now a mystery.”

The governor described Jega as partisan, saying; “By his actions and utterances, Jega had already demonstrated his bias in support of the APC. For instance, how can Jega explain the 80 percent distribution of

Permanent Voters Card (PVC) in Boko Haram ravaged Borno and Yobe States while less than 40 percent distributed in Lagos as at February 7 that the election was postponed?”

He said; “It is on record that Prof Maurice Iwu was asked to proceed on terminal leave two months to the end of his tenure? Is Jega not a beneficiary of Iwu’s removal? So if Iwu was asked to go on terminal leave before the expiration of his tenure for Jega to assume office, what difference does it make if Jega too is asked to proceed on terminal leave before the expiration of his tenure?”

Speaking further, Governor Fayose said; “it is the president that can determine whether or not Jega will go on the mandatory three months terminal leave which should commence on March 8, and if the president decides that the INEC chairman should go on terminal leave, what can the APC loudmouths do?

“They boasted before the postponement of the elections that they would go on street protests, but did they do anything? They made noise when Justice Isa Ayo Salami was removed from office as president of the Court of Appeal, what did their noise amount to? “Therefore, let me say it categorically that the noise being made by the APC and their agents will amount to nothing because if thepresident removes Jega today, heavens will not fall.”


http://sunnewsonline.com/new/?p=107571

correct man!Always saying truth

nwadiuko1:
Just saw this on this website so I thought I should let you guys know

http://thewillnigeria.com/news/thewill-exclusive-ex-nigerian-chief-justices-son-joins-terrorist-group-isis-3/

www.naij.com/396080-justice-uwaiss-son-allegedly-joins-isis-in-middle-east.html

lies

sayso:
http://energymixreport.com/addax-retrenches-over-90-of-its-contract-staff/

Chinese company na waooohhh.

Govt should put a stop to contract employment.

Kzinne:
Fifteen political parties and five presidential aspirants have threatened to pull out of the forthcoming general elections scheduled for March 28 and April 11 over the use of card reader device.

The Spokesperson for the group and National Chairman, Advanced Congress of Democrats, Dr. Breakforth Onwubuya, at a press briefing on Wednesday in Abuja, said the concept of using card readers for the coming elections, as being planned by Independent National Electoral Commission, “has a lot of implications which may negatively impact on the conduct of a credible, free and fair elections.”

He said, “The first drawback is that this device is relatively a new technology that has not been tested or tried in a kind of mock election or previous formal elections prior to this time. This would have enabled the nation and the electoral umpire itself to properly ascertain its workability and efficiency in the conduct of the real general elections.

“The decision by INEC to commence the test-run of the use of Card Readers in some of select states across the country on Saturday March 7, 2015, just less than three weeks to the commencement of the re-scheduled election, would not provide the commission enough time to rectify whatever anomaly that would likely arise from that exercise.”


www.punchng.com/news/15-parties-five-presidential-candidates-may-boycott-polls/#

Devil punish APC

[quote author=ijustdey post=31266488][/quote]when even going to school many people are still jobless

diluminati:
the thug comes again, as dumb and clueless as his boss

but he is not an illiterate like your boss!

emusmith:
The First Lady of Nigeria, Dame Patience Jonathan, has targeted the presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC) General Muhammadu Buhari saying his brain is dead.

Patience Jonathan called on Nigerian women to vote en-masse for the People’s Democratic Party (PDP) during the forthcoming presidential election. Speaking on Tuesday during the PDP women presidential campaign rally held in Kogi state, the first lady stated that Buhari is unfit and too old to be the Nigeria’s president Daily Times reports.“Wetin him dey find again? Him dey drag with him pikin mate,”she said in Pidgin English.“Old man wey no get brain, him brain don die pata pata.”

Moved by the cheers of the crowd, the first lady sporadically sang to taunt her husband’s main challenger at this month’s presidential election.“If you vote Buhari, na your prison; if you vote APC, na your wahala,”she sang.

“What is change?

Why did you not change things when you were there? Is it now that you want to be doing the things you weren’t doing before?“

Jonathan looked at us and said women, I am giving you the position of the chief justice of this country. Okonjo-Iweala is a woman, Diezani is a woman. Seventy percent of his cabinet are women.“He also gave us the opportunity to start enrolling for the regular combatant course at the NDA (Nigerian Defence Academy).



http://www.naij.com/395589-dame-jonathan-says-buhari-has-a-brain-dead.html

She is 100% right.

argob44:
Woman defends sending £900,000 to lover in Africa she never met

She’s never met her African lover, yet this woman has spent $1.4million (£900,000) on him.

And she has no regrets.

Sarah, who has divorced twice, met Chris Olsen 18 months ago online and the pair have spoken for hours over the phone every day.

In that time he has repeatedly asked her for money and, despite his accent changing over that time, she is ’95 per cent certain’ that he’s the real deal.

He’s even tried getting to the U.S. several times, she says, but each time gets arrested on false charges, Sarah told Dr Phil

He told her that he was from Milan and works in South Africa on business. But he’s also said he’s working in Nigeria and Benin.

She said: ‘An attractive person came on there and said “wow you look like you wouldn’t hurt a fly”. I said “wow this guy’s really handsome, I can’t believe he’s talking to me!”.’

Sarah has paid for hotel bills, lawyers, stolen credit cards and $550,000 (£360,000) on bail.

Her justification? ‘I believe Chris does consider me his wife.’

She added: ‘I have questioned several times whether or not this is a scam. I am 95 per cent certain that Chris is telling me the truth. That this is legit.’

Sarah turned to Dr Phil to help unite them.

http://metro.co.uk/2015/03/01/woman-defends-sending-900000-to-african-lover-she-never-met-5084321/

JUJU THINGS

Franchise21:
Speculations that President Goodluck Jonathan intends to fire the Chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC, Attahiru Jega, before the general elections, intensified Friday after the Federal Government refused to give a clear commitment on the matter.
Responding to concerns that the electoral chief would soon be mandated to proceed on a terminal leave, the Minister of Information‎, Edem Duke, gave an uncertain response, saying Mr. Jega’s exit will follow a “natural course”.
Although he re-echoed President Goodluck Jonathan’s comments last two weeks that he had not informed anyone of any plans to sack the INEC boos, Mr. Duke said that did not imply that when it is time for Mr. Jega “to naturally exit his office, then the natural course of things will not take place”.
“I think all of that is in the terrain of the Presidency and he has spoken. I have nothing to add to that,” he added.
On Thursday, members of the Nigerian Senate belonging to the All Progressives Congress, APC, had accused Mr. Jonathan of plotting to ask Mr. Jega to proceed on pre-retirement leave next week.

They promised to resist the alleged plot.

Mr. Duke criticised the APC for fuelling speculations about Mr. Jega’s removal.
“I will also like to say once on that issue. I recall that for several weeks now, people keep threatening the President on the shift in the date of the poll. You begin to wonder that parties have a couple of extra weeks in order to reinvigorate their campaigns and try to reach as many voters as possible,” he said.
“Rather than do that, you begin to identify imaginary pockets of unlikely developments and then focus your attention on them and then when you lose election, you begin to complain.”

Northern elders reject move to sack Jega

Meanwhile, the Northern Elders Forum has warned the presidency to jettison any plot to remove Mr. Jega head of the general elections, saying such move will be a ​”​recipe for disaster​”​.
The spokesperson for the group, Ango Abdullahi, said “any attempt at this last minute by this government or its agency to remove Jega is a clear message that this govern­ment is determined to rig an election in which they see Jega as an impediment simply because he thinks that the commission must follow the rules for a free and fair and credible elec­tion”.
Sacking “Jega at this material time will be a recipe for disaster”, Mr. Abdullahi warned at a press conference Friday.
He said the excuse given for postponement of the general elections, earlier scheduled for February 14 and 28, to March 28 and April 11, was “flimsy, clumsy and indefensible”.
Speaking against background of security concern cited for the poll shift, he said, “the NEF viewed it as unacceptable because only a small frac­tion of the security per­sonnel in the country are directly engaged in the battle against insurgency within the north east en­clave of the country.
“We also know that even in countries such as Egypt, Iraq, Syria, Pakistan , Sri Lanka and more recently Afghanistan where full scale wars were still rag­ing when they decided that election could still be held and indeed were held.”
Stating further, he accused the “the ruling elite” of plot to scuttle the elections and ‎ultimately Nigeria’s democracy.

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/177667-sacking-jega-recipe-for-disaster-northern-elders.html

Jega must go,he want to rig for APC

[quote author=ijustdey post=31164540][/quote]The boy is a confirm Boko Haram

synergycom19:
He needs to lubricate her properly before penetration,that why any southern glri dating hausa/fulani men don't marry her. So ask you glri first if she has dated any of them before

you mean he should pour some engine oil on her cunt?

demelza:
Get thee behind me Satan.

no body is holier,people like you are worse

Allureoftheseas:
[Colors:Yellow and gold
Element:Water
Altar:Upon a cloth of yellow and gold set six yellow
candles, a pot of honey, many ornaments of gold and
brass, peacock and vulture feathers, golden coins, a
glass of river water, a bottle of honey brandy, peaches,
and pumpkin seeds.
Offerings: Pumpkin seeds, yellow or orange fruit, honey,
and brandy.
Daily Meal: Yellow food, fruit, sweet things, honey.
Opening Chant for Oshun:
Love is a river,
Flowing from my heart,
Flowing from my heart.
Oshun Invocation
Daughter of the River,
Goddess of Love,
Golden one whose taste is honey
Whose touch is the flow of water
Whose dance is enchanting
Who is the glint of gold and the sound of laughter
And who is much more than these things,
Bless us with your ability to love
And see the divine within every one of us.
Lady of the peacock,
Let us appreciate beauty when we find it,
In any form that it arrives.
Lady of the vulture,
Let us remember that even those things
Which are ugly and rotting
Need merely to be transformed
And that they, too, are part of the cycle of life.
Let us be a vehicle for that transformation.
You love is like the river
That flows along forever,
Mixing sweet waters with the salt of the sea,
And as we live our bittersweet lives,
We will remember and revere your shining dance

who is Oshun a deity I guess?well,I don' worship idols

chinwenduebo:
Three young ladies lost their lives on Thursday along Lagos-Benin highway after their bus was hit by a vehicle carrying the operatives of Nigerian Customs Service in a hot chase.


According to an eyewitness,the deceased ladies were in a hummer bus with a registration number EDO AKA 35 LG carrying their goods known okirika.They were chased by Custom officials from the Federal Operations Unit,Zone A,Ikeja,from a checkpoint in Ijebu Ode after the driver carrying them refused to stop at the checkpoint.While chasing them,the vehicle carrying the officials hit the hummer bus which somersaulted several times into a bush at a location called J3.

Three of the passengers died on the spot while others were severely injured with the driver losing one of his legs.There were no security personnel to assist or convey the corpses to morgue.

Source: http:///LgzuY

why diden't the passerbys beat those Bastards Custom to death. Foolish idiots.They has deviated from their main job,they are now money concious

[quote author=Martins301 post=31157293][/quote]did he also sell his personal property to buy APC presidental form for 27 million? If yes is the answer then he is currupt for having property/estate worth 27 million naire.

kendrick9:
take a step back and look at what u just wrote.. first of all try to improve your english... this was quite difficult to read..

if you can't read what She wrote then you are worse than Mumuhamadu Buhari.

pittoilet:
Hi!

I am girl of 21 years old. I am used to masturbating since 1 was 15. I do it by crossing my legs and clenching my thigh muscles and leg muscles. I do it more when I feel upset for any reason or when I feel tired, sometimes before, after, or during sleep. Actually I get used to do this before I knew what I was doing. In fact, I do not know how it turned to a habit.

1 or 2 years ago, I noticed that my hip, thigh and leg muscles are being enlarged abnormally. They have grown fatter so abnormally than the other parts of my body. I had a really good body but now it looks horrible. I have done lots of study and come to an conclusion that this change in my body shape is an effect of my clenching muscle masturbation habit.

Now I am trying a lot to stop this habit but it seems really tough. I really really really want to give up this habit and get my perfect figure. This habit is ruining my body shape and also my sex life with my boy friend. I want to give up this habit. Plzzz help me! I need a friendly suggestion!
Is there any girl who is facing the same problem? Plzzz reply! Plz suggest to me how I can get rid of this horrible habit! Should I practice any exercise to get slimmer hip, thigh and leg? Is it possible to get still? Which are the useful exercises? How can I give up this masturbation habit?

my dear,honestly I have a powerful drug that can reduced your hyperactive libido,it is very potent.Just PM me.

truthispainful:
http://www.naij.com/392881-fashola-lists-jonathans-sins-against-lagosians.html

fashola is a big FOOL

cbrass:
The lady, who gave her name simply as Adijatu towards the end of the video attached to this report, said she organised the 100 persons from Manchester in the United Kingdom for the purpose of the pro-Jonathan protest.


The lady who organised the rented crowd that protested at the Chatham House in London on Thursday on behalf of President Goodluck Jonathan has been uncovered.

The lady, who gave her name simply as Adijatu towards the end of the video attached to this report, said she organised the 100 persons from Manchester in the United Kingdom for the purpose of the pro-Jonathan protest.

The rented crowd also protested against the presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress, Major General Muhammadu Buhari.

As earlier reported, a member of the President Jonathan campaign team and the Assistant Director of Civil Society and Support Groups in the Diaspora, Chief Peter Mozie, had requested for $20,000 to mobilise some Nigerians in the United Kingdom to protest at Chatham House where Buhari was to deliver a speech on Thursday.

A memo, addressed to the Director of Civil Society and Support Groups, Prof. Nick Eze, and copied to the Special Adviser to President Goodluck Jonathan on Political Affairs, Prof. Rufai Alkali, said different persons at the venue of the anti-Buhari rally will have various talking points.

Adijatu confirmed on video that she mobilised the persons who came to the venue. She said they came in six buses.
She said unlike Buhari with low spending power, Jonathan was a heavy spender.

She equally said she could organise such crowd for anyone in need of such.
Asked if she was the one who pocketed the $20,000 budgeted for the rally, she simply laughed and moved on to other discussions.



http://theeagleonline.com.ng/lady-who-collected-20000-to-arrange-rented-crowd-for-jonathan-in-london-uncovered-video/

APC with their useless arrenge interview.They think we are fools.