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patrickmuf:
A beg comet for road make I see better thing...

Bleep you!

More facts have emerges about Pa Buhari's interview by Kemi Fadijutimi,for all eyes on Africa TV show,firstly Kemi and her show was basrd in Maryland USA not London UK.Secondly,Kemi was involved in APC politics even going as far as presenting 'award' to APC Stalwarts like Rauf Aregbesola,so, not a secret where her sympathies lies.She is a bias political operator and not a neutral Journalist.Thirdly the interviewed took place at the Transcorp Hilton Abuja, durning Kemi's Nigeria visit.You can vist google or Reuben Abati facebook walls for picture evidence.I am sorry,pls I want to sleep.I dont have energy to download pictures.God purnish APC

Adminisher:
How could you say that. FFK used to take drugs and did not deny it. First class waste of good opportunities in life. A man who has EFCC cases pending. Telling the whole world ypi slept with other people's widows and almost slept with other people's wives. That is your idea of a good person?. You people really deserve this clueless president and his low grade team.

EFCC has exonerate him.A clueless president is better than a criminal that forge certificates.

tociano009:
Source:http://www.punchng.com/news/tompolo-contract-nimasa-threatens-to-sue-apc/

good move!sue the bas*ards

Sammiejokes:
I watched the both amaechi and FFK talk, but amaechi did not for once attack personality, but FFK got nothing to say than to attack GMB,Tinubu,Ameachi. FFK is a disgrace to Nigerians. Ameachi said one thing that struck, even among African Nations there is no respect during this regime when you say you a Nigerian. We need change I must get my PVC

can any change come from an Emperor?listen to Yinka Odumakin and you will understand better

Adminisher:
Telling us that Ameachi was house boy to Odilli, used to wear the same shirt for days?. Even Amaechi has said worse about himself. He has said the same thing at many interviews. It is why Rivers people love him. You say he did not actually win elections but the courts made him governor, even Amaechi already said God made him governor. What else?.

Telling us you went to a good school while Amaeachi went to RSUST, we know that. It is not your intellect but your MENTALITY. Amaechi has better mentality. His explanation of CHANGE was clear- it is an unexplained, unexplainable phenomenon that happens, it does not have to be right or wrong, it just happens. Nigerians want change, it is primal, atavistic, it is a peaceful revolution.

FFK was too past and present focussed and defensive.

my friend they are incomparable.FFK is one million times better than that Goat called Amaechi

FFKfuckedBIANCA:
I, Chief Oluwafemi Ifaniyi Kayode, fvcked Bianca ojuku withour using a condom

the way many men f*cked your mom without con*om

Rilwayne001:
No light here

How will FFK answer what PGEJ did in 6yrs, when he kept abusing him in d last 5yrs. He an only talk abt his perceived 1 yr "achievement"

Fani-Kayode is a democracy wrecker, who's very fluent in stupidity. Give him food, and he will sing and do "shoki" dance for you.

shut up.The real democracy wrecker is that your illiterate God father Tinubu

Rilwayne001:
No light here

How will FFK answer what PGEJ did in 6yrs, when he kept abusing him in d last 5yrs. He an only talk abt his perceived 1 yr "achievement"

Fani-Kayode is a democracy wrecker, who's very fluent in stupidity. Give him food, and he will sing and do "shoki" dance for you.

then what of your Certificate forger Tinubu and Buhari? The real democracy wrecker is that God father Tinubu

Adminisher:
He needs love, not even sex as such. Just tender words to cool his temper. If Jonathan loses, he will go to prison for looting aviation ministry but it is not the end of the world. He can come out at the age of 85 and still live a normal life.

APC Supporters and prison,I think that is your final Abode.MONKEY

patrickmuf:
FFK has a way of out doing himself when he opens his dirty mouth...Mentally deranged bastard...

i think you and your family are the real bastard

DrWalter:
FFK is on cheap cow dung

then you are a PIG

caukerzee:
SOURCE: .com

Oga go and sit down one corner and stop posting rubbish

CharlesNneji1:
I got over a hundred email this week from guys who want to know "how to talk to a girl"...

...and today i am going to address that question..

These 3 ways of talking to girls that i am about to pour on your laps always work like magic, every single time. with just these three ways of talking to girls you can get them to become addicted to you, always come around you and basically love to be around you like crazy. Turn it up just a bit, use it on your dream girl and you will have her sending you love texts like her life depends on it

Go through these strategies then ask any girl around you weather they work and my guess is that they would give you a resounding yes.

Before i go into the strategies let me quickly tell you why these strategies work.

stay with me

Here is the thing;

- One; girls always get guys coming around them - every single time. walk through a girl's Facebook inbox and you will be marveled at the tons of unread messages in it. In real life, same thing happens - they get approached by guys all the time. an average girl gets approached by at least two guys every week or two guys everyday if she is pretty (that's 4 guys every week)

This attention gets to a girl's head, she starts feeling like a prize and when that happens shakara steps in.

- Two; Girls are bombarded by loads and loads of boring guys everyday. it can be tiring, trust me - what they do is to filter away the boring guys and focus on the more interesting ones.

If girls don't like talking to you long in real life and in social media then it means you are not communicating with them in these three ways i am about to reveal. If girls always give you "k" and "lol" on social media, it is not because they are rude - it is because you are plain boring (that is the painful truth). but here is the good news, you can change how you communicate with girls and become a more attractive guy by using this 3 strategies

here they are -

1. Teasing
2. Sarcasm
3. Bedroom talk

#1. Teasing:

Some guys can be a big nightmare to girls. what girls hate like crazy is a guy who keeps asking tons and tons of question when they discuss with them. questions like: "how was your day", "have you eaten", "hope your day was good", "hope you are fine"

all in one chat/conversation.

This is boring, it bores the hell out of girls.

You have to be more interesting than that if you want that girl to find you interesting. You have to flirt with her using the teasing strategy.

how does this work?

simple - teasing basically means to make fun of a girl in a playful way.

let me give you practical examples - Instead of coming to a girls Facebook Picture and commenting with "Beautiful Picture" (which is boring - every guy does it), You could flip this around and comment instead with - "Comot here joor, you are too sexxxy for my liking, i can't date someone like you."

To a guy, a talk like this is silly (i know) but to a girl it works like magic. (Try it right now, go on Facebook and try it out under a girl's picture and watch her reaction).

More examples - You could call up a girl and instead of asking her "did you think of me?" (which is as boring as hell and makes her feel like you are begging to be thought of), the best way to start the conversation is to playfully say - "I know you've been thinking about me all day so i am here to free your mind" *smile* "how are you". The reason why this works on girls is that it:

- makes you different from other guys who are boring
- Makes you appear confident.
- Makes you more attractive because by making fun of her you give her the impression that you are not trying to impress her like other guys do (and nothing is as attractive to girls as a guy who doesn't try to impress them like a puppy)

Now note; it doesn't matter what you say but how you say it. someone can say the above things and it will seem like he is arrogant while another person would say the exact same thing and it would work like a magnetic magic on a girl. so the right way to tease a girl is to always make fun of her with a smile. it doesn't mean saying nasty things to her; the right way to tease is to always make it seem like you are playing around with your little sister.

for more on how to tease a girl and the right ways to go about it so as to make her see you as a potential boyfriend in minutes, that is where my e-book comes in (see my profile for a picture of it), in it i went into very deep details on how to tease your way into a girl's heart - no matter how tough or hard to get she is (to get the e-book you can add the number above on watsapp and send your messages to it or call the number on my profile).

PS: will continue with the other two strategies in my next posts on this thread. stay tuned. meanwhile you can visit my website (see my profile)

Stay tuned.

too money conscious

emperorchedda:
Does this man see GMB in his dreams? If Fayose makes 10 statement 9 and half is about Buhari.

Govr Fayose don't get too scared, when GMB becomes president he might only send you to 20 years imprisonment instead of the life sentence you deserve

he only want to reveal APC deceit.APC and their noisy supporters are always boasting about jail for their opponent always,it only show they are not democratic as they claim.Hypocrites

olokfor:
Ekiti State Governor, Ayodele Fayose, on Sunday boasted that the presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress, Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (retd.), “will never be Nigeria’s President again.”

The governor also challenged the former Head of State to swear by the Holy Quran that he did not visit the hospital in the United Kingdom last week.

Fayose who spoke through his Special Assistant on Public Communications and New Media, Lere Olayinka, said, “I wish they can see spiritually what I am talking about that Buhari, despite the hullabaloo, will never be president. I predicted my return as Ekiti State Governor and I am saying it again that Buhari will never rule Nigeria again.

“After President Goodluck Jonathan, there will be a young element in his late 50s from the North that will be Nigeria’s president. I want to liken this revelation to the story of Elijah and Elisha. I am the Elijah while my followers are Elisha.”

Maintaining that he was not wishing Buhari dead, the Governor added, “I owe it a duty to Nigeria and its people to expose the antics of the APC cabal whose only interest is to seize power to further their selfish interests.

“Without doubt, it is obvious that the cabal in the APC are trying so hard to deceive Nigerians on Buhari’s health status. That’s the reason they have been using photoshoped pictures to defend their lies on Buhari’s UK trip.

“First, they used a March 5, 2013 picture, claiming that Buhari was taking a walk in London on Thursday. Later they came up with another poorly cropped picture of Buhari with former British Prime Minister,Tony Blair.

“The same people who lied in September 2012 that they received a gold card invitation to attend the Democratic National Convention in the United States of America are behind the robing of Buhari in the garment of lies and I challenge Buhari to swear by the Holy Quran that he did not visit hospital in the United Kingdom last week.

“However, I want to disappoint this selfish cabal. Buhari is only raising their hope and that hope will be dashed.”

Meanwhile, the Action Group of the APC in Ekiti State has described Fayose as a “political stalker” whose actions should be viewed as a threat to the life of Buhari.

In a statement by its spokesperson, Mr. Segun Dipe, the group asked Fayose to tender an unreserved apology for having the general on his death-wish list.

Stating that Buhari was a former head of state and a presidential candidate, Dipe said everyone should “have Fayose on notice how his words and deeds have been threatening the life of General Buhari.

“The indecorous governor is bent on seeing the APC Presidential candidate dead before the March 28 Presidential election, because his party is sure of losing the election, and he feels he will stew for it.

“That Fayose could be hounding Gen. Buhari with death threat is quite unwarranted and unfortunate. He has sent spies after our Presidential candidate and may soon start toying with the idea of snipers, that is, if he has not already.

“That Fayose is fraudulent, corrupt, inept, indecorous and uncouth is not in doubt. What is worrisome to us is why the twice-lucky governor should be trailing the general even beyond the shores of Nigeria, to ensure that his wish against him comes to pass.”

Dipe hinted that his group was aware that Fayose in his desperation to see Buhari dead had travelled to UK just about the same time that Buhari travelled and had been trailing the movement of the general since then.

He, however, revealed that Fayose’s activities were also under close watch as he went about devising various means, including diabolical, of haunting Buhari to death.

“He wants to hold on to power by all means possible and he knows that an integrity-driven person like Buhari as president would clip his wings.

“Our group is calling on all well-meaning persons in Nigeria and across the globe to call Fayose to order as his actions and words amount to not only wishing Buhari dead but driving the general to his death. God forbid.

“The group also calls on all sons and daughters of Ekiti who are desirous of rejecting the toga of indecorous and gluttony, which Fayose has brought on them, to come out enmasse and vote General Buhari in as President come March 28, as well as the the candidates presented by APC for all the other political positions at the polls.

“A vote for APC is a vote against Fayose’s indecorous ways and PDP’s clueless impunity,” the statement added.


http://www.punchng.com/news/buharill-never-be-president-again-fayose/

APC is a party of foolish men,they knew Fayose was right.If they have liver let them take him to court.Talk is cheap

Condense:
Sai buhari
TANiods hide your face in shame

PHOTOSHOP.APC ARE DECEIVERS

[quote author=ludamix post=30965140][/quote]APC shut up it is allowed in Nigeria constitution.

oluvick:
The National Universities Commission (NUC)
has disclosed that, contrary to claims in
some quarters, any certificate obtained from
the Kaduna Satellite Campus of the Ambrose
Alli University is fraudulent and a scam.

Deputy Director Press of the NUC, Ibrahim
Yakassai disclosed, this to The Nigerian
Times when our reporter called to confirm the
status of the institution and certificates
earned from it.

He said: “It is fraudulent and a scam. There
is no such thing like Ambrose Alli University,
Kaduna Study Center. The NUC is not aware
of such.”

The Nigerian Times recalls that the Sunday
Trust Newspaper in the story, ‘Now, Hajiya
Aisha Buhari steps out’, published January
18, 2015 had reported that the beautiful wife
of General Muhammadu Buhari, the
presidential candidate of the All Progressives
Congress (APC), had bagged a Bachelor of
Arts degree from the Ambrose Alli University,
Ekpoma (Kaduna satellite campus). She later
proceeded, based on the same degree, to
obtain a Master’s degree in International
Affairs and Strategic Studies from the
Nigerian Defence Academy, Kaduna.

The NUC in a directive in 2001, under former
Executive Secretary Peter Okebukola to all
Vice-Chancellors, had directed all university
satellite campuses to be shut down. While
most Universities complied, few others were
adamant, leading to another directive by the
present Executive Secretary Professor Julius
Okojie, to re-affirm the initial directive that all
universities in the country running external
campuses (satellite campuses) be shut
down.

A satellite campus, according to the NUC
guidelines on which basis the illegal ones
were closed down, “must not be more than
200 kilometres from the main campus,”
“must not be located in a state outside the
state in which the main campus is located,”
“must have staff of the satellite campus
directly or indirectly appointed by the main
campus in line with laid down academic
standards.”

According to Sunday Trust, Mrs. Buhari
enrolled in the undergraduate programme of
the Ambrose Alli University and received
lectures at its Leventis Building satellite
campus, Kaduna.

The Newspaper also reported that she holds
a National Certificate in Education (NCE) from
the National Teachers Institute (NTI)
alongside a Diploma in Beauty Therapy at the
Carlton Institute of Beauty Therapy, Windsor,
in the United Kingdom and a certificate
course from the French Beauty School,
Esthetique Academie Dubai. She is a member
of the United Kingdom’s Vocational Training
and Charitable Trust and the International
Health and Beauty Council.

Speaking to The Nigerian Times, a former
coordinator of one the satellite campuses of
the university who asked to be anonymous,
said while some campuses were able to
insert records of some students of the
satellite campuses into the general students’
records at the main campus, others were just
issued certificates without recourse to the
parent school.

He said while the certificates of those whose
records where successfully entered into the
school’s main record could claim some level
of validity, the others remain invalid.
He said: “The campuses started in 1998 and
were all officially closed in 2002.

“Some of the campuses at the earlier stages
would get someone from the main campus in
Ekpoma to invigilate the examinations and
under some arrangements would then register
the students’ particulars in the record of the
university. After this, those certificates got a
value of validity.

“However, after sometime some centers
started issuing certificates to their students
in the name of the parent university without
any recourse to record keeping and so when
employers or schools of post graduate
studies contacted Ekpoma for verification, the
records of most of them were not found.
These developments finally led to the NUC’s
hammer on those centers.”

Every effort to get responses from the
Registrar of the University, Mr. Ojo Maliki and
Public Relations Officer of the university,
proved abortive. While mails where not
responded to, calls from our reporter were
treated with rude and evasive responses. A
University officer, who craved anonymity, told
this newspaper that Edo being an APC state,
the authorities are extremely careful not to
get caught in Nigeria’s fractious political
party rivalries.

http://nigeriantimes.ng/news/nuc-declares-aisha-buharis-certificate-fraudulent/

like husband like wife,this people are too fake.Is this how they want to govern Nigeria?Family of fraudsters.I know that useless and criminal party shall soon release a statement calling it witchhunting.YEYE DE SMELL

Pls,anyone with the 2015.Nigeria Immigration Service website?

jadajada:
i'm using a system. All i can see is uni, sec schl and others. I can't find ND among the qualifications

pls give me the authentic website.

jadajada:
i'm using a system. All i can see is uni, sec schl and others. I can't find ND among the qualifications

Pls, bro give me the Authentic website,I have been trying without success

[quote author=Emytexboy post=30964884][/quote]Prophets of doom.Everyone want to be heard.

coogar:
tell your friends to take responsibility for their own idïotic choices. i just can't stand it when women say they were used. used? man & woman go to bed, they both enjoyed the sėx - the woman would turn around later that she was used.

arrant nonsense!

remind me of an Hausa man that go to brothel to have sex,after finishing,the Ashewo asked for her money but the man rfused.He said it sweeti you it sweeti me,trust Aristo girls na,she forget bottle for him head.

chillian:
Why do guys take advantage of advanced ladies especially the desperate ones promising them marriage and after taking advantage of them they dump them. Giving excuses of how rude or arrogant the lady is or better still avoiding her at all cost.I have witnessed two different cases from my friends and I can't help but wonder why men indulge in such wicked practices.

some of those old cargos has some people that came for their hands in marriage in the past,but they were doing Shakara.Now they are bitting the fingers.

klem93:
with all respect sir, if you want to comment must you quote lemme give you this straight warning, in your life if you see my comment and you quote me you are DEAD finally... you fool... Jobless gay

you are the biggest idiot&brainless person.Your mother,Father, your born and unborn generation are DEAD.NONENTITY. APC Thug

klem93:
Why don't you leave the innocent and poor Musa alone see his reason are good and pathetic enough for him to be left alone jare...
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mr shut up if you don't have reasonable thing to say.This was how the dreaded Boko Haram started.Like play like play.

ibkgab001:
Leave these immigrants alone ... So there is another country hotter than Nigeria #Godsaves

you are a big fool.They must be deported.APC want to use them to rig elections.The worst is that they normally treat Nigerians with hostility in their own country.They are mostly at Aiyetoro Ijanikin,Lagos some of them even have PVC's JUST IMAGINE!They should get their proper documents or shown the way out.

Topeakintola:
Going by d lies of PDP yesterday, one would have thought he will be transported in an air ambulance.

See as d man stand gidigba for ground

GMB is the next president of Nigeria

he is sick that was why he diden't want people to see his face.