krak101:
Troll alert

useless soul

krak101:
other than insults what else can you do. Shyt. You can't even construct a sentence. Common sense fa you no get. Chai. Oya receive brains

you are the worst fool.Idiot

krak101:
other than insults what else can you do. Shyt. You can't even construct a sentence. Common sense fa you no get. Chai. Oya receive brains

go and read or sentence and see who lack brain Idiot.

krak101:
other than insults what else can you do. Shyt. You can't even construct a sentence. Common sense fa you no get. Chai. Oya receive brains

go and Read your former reply and you will see who lack sense between us.Bas/yard.

krak101:
speak for yourself. Most does not mean all Mr. Besides do you have any statistics to that effect

you are a big illiterate. If you know the meaning of most you wouldn't have comment.

krak101:
I see me an extremist, a jihadist. Imagine your wife in labour and you'll want to insist on a female doctor abi you in need of an emergency operation and you'll insist on a male doctor. They're professionals

shut up he was right most. male doctors are perverts

where can someone write TOEFL or IELTS. exam.And how much is the fee?

hello all.Where can one enrol for TOEFL/IELTS exam? and how much is the fee?

justwise:


Tell me you are joking?

Hello just wise.Please do you know how much for IELTS test fee? someone l know what to write it.Or TOEFL

efosasere:
Are we seeing it now? They tried this nonsense in my state (Edo) today but it backfired woefully cos 10000 fulani herdsmen put together is One Edo man. Do we need to be told that these fulani herdsmen are terrorists? Why should they be allowed to carry weapons in the first place?

These fulani herdsmen will divide this country faster than IPOB. My advice to every Southerner is to start stock piling weapons and prepare for the rainy days. It's better to die fighting than being slaughtered like animals in our own ancestral lands. They should also sleep with one eye closed cos they mainly operate at night.

Truth,l keep telling people they can't try it at Edo.

sholay2011:

The revolution should advisably start from locking Jonathan up.

even ur fore fathers can't do that Idiot

lebroske:
Dear nairalanders, please i need your advice on what to do. My wife had been seducing men in the compound where we live lately. We are just newly married, less than a year now. We live in a story building and the windows are made in glasses. One could easily see through them especially in the night. So, what she does is each time she finishes taking her birth, she exposes her body knowing quit well that men around can see her through the window. She does it in the morning, during the day when she notices that i am not around and in the night.

The day i discovered, i confronted her, she said it was her body that it was not none of my business. Though we were quarreling before then. But i knew that was not the first time, she has been doing it before because each time i open the windows in the morning, i always notice that people(men) will just be looking towards my direction. I kept wondering what they were looking at until the day i discovered.

Dear nairalanders, what can i do to make her stop it. Because its getting out of hand. Now she hides and do it and she knows i am not happy with her now.
Great nairalanders, please i need your advice. Thank you

your wife has psychological problems. What she is doing is called exhibitionist.please take her to a psychiatrist immediately. Before your neighbours will bang her.

diana158:
Flyover is a major feature of a developing or developed city. Therefore these are Nigeria states that have started and completed at least one flyover

1. Lagos
2. Kano
3. Rivers
4. Ogun
5. Akwa Ibom
6. Kaduna
7. Delta
8. Oyo
9.




1




11. ondo


Some States with flyover under construction

1. Ekiti
2. Imo
3. Anambra

you are ignorant. You didn't add Edo State

just go for the interview with an affidavit.SIMPLE

LazyGoat:
Hello dear nairalanders, there is this thread i saw on nairaland fp, about a man with a female brest who came to a church. And since that day i saw that thread my mind has not been at rest ever since, because i have been living with the same condition for over 5 years now, without anybody knowing except myself.
I have this big tissue on both sides on my brest under my nipple, it looks like a seed, at first when it first started it was so very painful for me, but now it is no longer painful.
I think i have endured this very shameful burden for so long now and i think now its the time i seek some solution to it before it will be too late.
Let me give a brief explanation on how this problem has affected my life in so many ways.
I will be 22 on july 13 this year.
It first noticed this tissue growing on my chest in the year 2009 it looks like a woman's brest and to make matter worst it did't match my skin colour its more fairer than my actual skin. It all started when i was still in secondary school i was in SS1 then, it caused me so many embarassment then because its showing in my uniform when ever the breeze is blowing towards my direction, you will notice that there is something in there, i avoided all forms of gatherings including my school assemblings, i avoided camps like a plague, i no longer use bare chest into the bathroom, not even singlet, i always wear shirts into the bathroom, since the year 2009 till date am still wearing shirts to the bathroom when ever am about to take my bath, and in all no body not even my mother or any of my family members has ever seen my chest or my back since 2009 till date as am typing this now, never had a relationship with any girl since then.
It has caused me great pains and sorrows, i just think i should end my life now because of this problem am so ashamed of my self, i don't know what to do with my life my life has been very miserable and pitiful since this problem started i just hate my self, i always loves been alone and i only moves at night with my normal shirts, any single movement in the daytime from me i always goes with my big sweater to make it less noticeable.
Am tired of life, my life is so frustrated and miserable all am always thinking about is how to end my life.
please nairalanders help me please if at all there is any solution to this problem. I want to know and how much it will cost to get rid of it.
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Please mods help me push this to front page to get more reviews and replys.

graduallyou are becomlng hermaphrodite.See a doc ASAP

Emyemyberry:
This buhari and apc self.

Now na for inec to blame printer as devil
when it was obvious it was part of their rigging plan

next time they will blame pen for writting result for apc
where it will be obvious pdp won

buhari has,is and will be the worst thing to have happened to nigeria

ordinary state rerun elections always inconclusive,especially when the oposition is coasting to victory

he has either destroyed or compromise all institutions in the country
then again,he is a dullaard,

so every of his plans have always been obvious for even the blind to see,therefore checkmating every of his action
therefore resulting to lying and denials,whenever they are busted

APC has failed.PDP won all the elections.PDP should not accept any rerun.

divinehand2003:
Lol.
My advise to you, Sir Wike, is to be mindful of your utterances lest the immunity that covers you be blown away in a minute. Remember there is no more Patience Jonathan to cover you when the chips are down.

Shut ur mouth,COWARD

Nuzy:
Donald John Trump is an American businessman, politician, television personality, and candidate for the Republican nomination for President of the United States in the 2016 election. The very controversial presidential candidate who has been making hate speeches over religion, blacks and lots more has vowed to send Nigerians out of America if he becomes the president. In his words at a recent campaign rally in Wichita Kansas,We need to get the Africans out of the USA not the blacks but the Africans espcially Nigerians . They are everywhere , I went for a rally in Alaska and met just one and met just one African in the entire state. Where was he from? Nigeria! He’s in Alaska taking our jobs. They’re in Houston taking our jobs. Why can’t they stay in their own country? Why? I’ll tell you why. Because they are corrupt. Their governments are so corrupt, they rob the people blind and bring it all here to spend. And their people run away and come down here and take our jobs! We can’t have that! If I become president, we’ll send them all home. We’ll build a wall at the Atlantic Shore. Then, maybe, we’ll re-colonise them because obviously they did not learn a damn thing from the British.” http://www.naijacookies.com/2016/03/donald-trump-vows-to-chase-nigerians.html

he is right

Rhea:


[size=18pt]The most common diagnosis of [b]painful [/b]genital sore is genital herpes caused by herpes simplex virus 2 (HSV-2). You need to start practising safe sex before you give it to someone else. It is very contagious. HSV is a very common virus. It has no cure, so you will probably have it for life. However not to panic. Zovirax ointment usually helps with the sore. The sore may reoccur from time to time throughout your life because like I said, it has no cure.

If the sore was painless, then you are dealing with a more deadly ailment (syphilis). [/size]

Thanks the pain is very painful and itchy.

Hello Doctors in the house,please I have sore in the genital close to my penis.The pain is killing me,what is the cause?and treatments.Thanks

viviangist2:
Pastor Who Killed and Buried His Father in a shallow grave Caught In Anambra - Photos

A supposed prayer warrior and a self acclaimed prophet was today apprehended by locals for murdering his father at umuajani village umudioka in Dunukofia LGA of Anambra state. The accused, prophet or 'pastor' EMEKA Maduekwe killed and buried his father in a shallow grave behind their house about 5 days ago, the foul air that pervades the neighborhood led to the discovery of the shallow grave which on close scrutiny contains the decomposing body of his father, on sighting the ugly site the villagers apprehended the suspect and contacts Umudioka vigilante service who arrived at the scene of the incident without wasting time.
EMEKA Maduekwe confessed killing his father for a reason that is not yet clear, the men of Nigerian police from UKPO police station Dunukofia later came to the scene of the incident and took him to their station.

Source http://www.viviangist.com/pastor-who-killed-and-buried-his-father-in-a-shallow-grave-caught-in-anambra-photos

This Umudioka is where the late movie superstar hail from.na wa ooo

Dakad:
In as much that I'm totally against the action of this guy, I'm still of the opinion that it's more of two young people falling in love than the abduction. Most of our adolescent girls are very naive and don't think of the consequences of their actions especially when the claim they are in love. The only criminal offence here is forceful conversion to Islam. We see this stupid action of the adolescent girls here and there. That's why I keep encouraging parents to be closer to their adolescents

you are so ignorant.Do you know sleeping with an underaged girl in Nigeria is statutory rape? Even if she consent to it.Let alone impregnating her.

fiizznation:
Hypocrisy in this country stinks to high heavens. You see people insulting Islam over what is a norm in the suppose "holy south" were a girl leaves her parents home to be with her man friend even when she is 14yrs. The funny thing about the people insulting Islam is that they are dirty people doing all sorts of dirty and abominable things.

How can a sane man "abduct" a supposed sane girl from beyelsa to kano without her full consent? Does it even make any sense? So yunusa forced the girl into a cab all the way from bayelsa to kano without facing any resistance from her or without anybody noticing? This is the very vital question the "holy ones" need to ask themselves

you are the worst illiterate.What is the girl's age?Do u know even to sleep with an underage girl is a crime? Let alone abducting.

ezebunafo:
Fresh Dust Raised Over Supreme Court Decision On Rivers Guber Election -Role Of Ex-Governor Peter Odili & Wife Questioned

A fresh hail of dust has been kicked up over the recent judgment of the Supreme Court to return the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) candidate, Nyesom Wike, as the elected governor of Rivers State. The favourable judgment was given despite overwhelming evidence that appears to show that it lacked fidelity.

Reliable sources have told SaharaReporters that the allegations made by Dakuku Peterside, Wike's major opponent and candidate for the All Progressives Congress (APC), should not be dismissed, as there are bold hints that Wike did meet the Supreme Court judges during a burial ceremony in Mbaise, Imo State, in the run-up to the Supreme Court ruling.

Peterside, had mounted a legal challenge against the declaration of Wike as the winner. He initially got a reprieve when the Election Petitions Tribunal and Court of Appeal deemed the election that produced Wike as dodgy.

But in a shocking twist, the Supreme Court overturned the judgments of both lower courts, a development that sparked a blast of public criticism. Notably, there are widespread allegations that the Supreme Court may have been compromised to declare Wike as validly elected despite glaring evidence of widespread violence and the non-use of card reader machines during the election.

The allegation grew louder when Peterside openly claimed that Wike had met secretly with some of the judges that heard the matter.

“Credible information confirmed that Nyesom Wike had earlier confessed to some persons of having met one of the Justices of the Supreme Court in Mbaise during an important burial ceremony, another at Owerri in a hotel and yet others in Dubai and Abu Dhabi respectively,” Peterside had said. “These Justices were on the panel that decided the matter in Wike’s favour.”

Our sources now assert that the burial ceremony in Mbaise was of no less a personality than Ugoeze Bernadette Nzenwa, mother of Justice Mary Odili, a Supreme Court Justice and wife of Dr. Peter Odili, the former governor of Rivers State. Wike has publicly acknowledged Dr. Odili as his adviser during the legal battles.

Recounted one of our sources, "At the funeral, Wike met Justice Sylvester Nwali Ngwuta, one of the apex court Justices. It was most convenient for both of them as it looked like a coincidence like they ran into each other at the funeral service. The funeral was a perfect cover. I can also confirm that he met Justice John Inyang Okoro, another Supreme Court Justice in Owerri, Imo State. The meeting with Okoro was facilitated and arranged by Peter Odili through his wife, Justice Mary Odili. Meetings with Supreme Court Justices were arranged within and outside Nigeria.”

A bigger source of suspicion and questions about the fidelity of the Supreme Court judgment is the role of Justice Mary Odili in the weeks leading to the judgment. At a special thanksgiving service to celebrate the decision of the Supreme Court, Governor Wike told the congregation that that Dr. Peter Odili was his adviser during the legal battle. “Let me thank Dr. Peter Odili. He will call me at midnight to tell me what to do. He will say: ‘go to so so place’. I took all his advice and here we are today,” Wike told the crowd at the service. Wike's words have provoked questions on what kind of advice Odili, a medical doctor, could be offering in purely a legal matter that was before the apex court. Was Odili getting vital tips that swung the case in Wike's favour from his wife, who is in the Supreme Court? Who were the people Odili told Wike to see when the matter was before the Supreme Court? Questions have continued to swirl around the role played by Justice Mary Odili. A source familiar with the matter said suspicions of underhand dealings are strengthened by Wike's meeting with Justice Ngwuta at a funeral service organized by the Odilis.

"Could it be that attending the service and meeting with Justice Ngwuta was one of the pieces of advice the Odilis gave to Wike?” asked the source.

It’s widely documented that Wike made attempts to meet the Chief Justice of the Federation (CJN) Mahmud Mohammed, but was openly rebuffed. On account of that attempt, the CJN publicly warned all governors with pending election cases not to come near him. Our sources maintained that while Wike failed with the CJN, he succeeded with some other Justices in the Supreme Court. His success was mainly attributed the Odilis.

After the meeting in Mbaise, sources said, Justice Ngwuta was persuaded to contribute to the plan to ensure that the apex court returned Wike as governor. With him and Mrs. Odili pulling the strings, it was not difficult to get the buy-in of the other judges.

It is for this reason that the decision of the Supreme Court on the Rivers State Governorship Election is viewed as a product of compromise, not that of justice, and a legalisation of poll robbery.

On the issue of violence, legal analysts are wont to refer to an earlier Supreme Court judgment on the relocation of the election tribunal from Port Harcourt to Abuja. The Supreme Court had ruled in favour of moving the tribunal to Abuja because there was violence before, during and after the elections in Rivers State.

But in a curious twist, the same court, in the governorship election judgment, said the APC and its candidate, Peterside, did not provide evidence of violence in Rivers State.

Fresh Dust Raised Over Supreme Court Decision On Rivers Guber Election -Role Of Ex-Governor Peter Odili & Wife Questioned | Sahara Reporters
http://saharareporters.com/2016/03/01/fresh-dust-raised-over-supreme-court-decision-rivers-guber-election-role-ex-governor

APC SHOULD GO TO HELL.PARTY OF LIARS

ijustdey:





www.punchng.com/i-steal-womens-underwear-for-sexual-pleasure-suspect/

Fetishism

janzguy:
Several years after she disappeared from the screen, top actress Caroline Ekanem is due to premiere her comeback movie, “Staker” on Saturday, February 27.

The beautiful actress is premiering her movie amid reports that her marriage to her billionaire husband, Musa Danjuma has hit the rocks.

The movie, which stars Jim Iyke, Nse Ikpe-Etim is produced by Caroline whose marriage allegedly crashed recently. She was said to have refuted claims of battery by her hubby, the buzz was that she couldn’t continue suffering in silence and has run for her life.

The mother of 3 recently shared an image of a ‘broken heart’ which she captured ‘no regrets’ among other cryptic messages.


www.divineloveudorji..co.ke/2016/02/caroline-ekanem-danjuma-returns-to.html?m=1

Cynthia Morgan said it earlier

netizenbuzz:
1. A Man That Does not Love & Respect His Mother
There is a thin line between a mommy’s boy and a man who genuinely loves his mom. A man should love his mother and respect her even when he disagrees with her. If a man doesn’t respect his mum, what makes you think he would respect you? He shouldn’t be a mommy’s boy with no backbone but he should respectfully disagree with her if the need arises.
2. A Man That Beats His Sisters
Forget that he is the older one or that his parents approve of it. There is a natural imbalance of strength between a man and a woman. A man that feels it is okay to beat his sisters won’t think twice before hitting you. His sisters are his blood relations and yet he hits them, how much more you? If he cannot protect his sisters, what is the assurance that he will protect you?
3. A Man That Is Money Conscious
This type has only one thing on his mind, ‘make money’ by whatever means whether good or bad. In the long run, he would probably do something that will embarrass your family. He also believes his money should earn him your respect irrespective of his character.
4. A Man That Cannot Cook
Just ask yourself some simple questions. What will happen to your kids or even to you if you are sick and bedridden? What will happen to your kids if you happen to travel? What will happen to your kids if by nature of your job, you close later than your husband? Finally, what will happen to them if peradventure you die untimely? Will they starve? Or will your husband replace you immediately even if the new mother is not a good person?
5. A Man That Will Not Cook
This is quite common in our society. He can cook but he chooses not to because they find it quite demeaning. Truth is, this says a lot about how he sees you. If he believes only you should do the degrading chores around the home, it is because he believes you are a lesser human than him. Even if you are dying, this one will rather buy food than cook o. Run.
6. A Man That Believes You Owe Him
This type thinks he is doing you a favour by marrying you so he obviously won’t respect you and expects you to take anything he dishes out to you.
7. A Man That Carries Kids For The Gram
There is a new trend lately of men with children all over social media. They are usually all lovey-dovey with them but don’t be deceived. People ooh and aww at pictures like that only because we are not used to that kind of image in our society. Half of these men probably don’t know how to change diapers so once again the pressure is on you to always make the children look good or you will hear it.
8. A Man That Believes it is Natural & Normal for Him To Philander
It is not and will never be normal to cheat. It is a lie from the pit of hell that so many believe and so many more perpetuate. If you agree with this, then you agree that every man has a place in hell already which we know is not true. What is wrong is wrong and everybody doing it will not make it right. If you marry someone with this mentality, you know what to expect.
9. A Man Who Cannot Answer To You
Wo, this one will show you pepper in marriage. A fi mu e fon fere. You cannot question his actions or inactions o. He will not be accountable to you on how he spends money, where he goes, what time he comes in, etc. He will make and take decisions that affect the family without consulting you and without giving any tangible or logical reason. Awon team ‘I Will Because I Know I Can’ leyi. He will wake up one morning and tell you to change the school your children attend and you will be there wondering what went wrong. Stay far away from them.
10. A Man Who Doesn’t Take The Issue of Rape & Child Molestation Seriously
Just take note of your conversations with him when the issue of sexual assault arises. If he is the type that always finds a way to blame the victim, either male or female, you should have a rethink. He is not a qualified father material. It will be dangerous for him to bath your kids. Forget that they are his kids too, we hear stories na.

There are many more things to look out for like his tolerance level, humility, religious beliefs, gene compatibility, level of responsibility etc. There are really no fast rules to this and you will probably never meet a man that will not fail in one or two of the categories listed above. Just decide within yourself which flaws you can live with. Selah.

rubbish,any woman that don't want to marry a man because of this flaws can never get married.

Hello Sir! I live at Ijanikin, Aiyetoro bus stop,Badagry Local Govt area.Recently,we heard the dreaded one million boy are planing to invade our community.So,we have to form vigilante to guild ourselves,but recently, the Bale and Balogun said we should stop the vigilante service.Theysaid there are some people they have handpicked for the job, that we that were not included should be paying #200 each to the said vigilante boys from WITHIN us.though,some people are paying but most people felt it is a cheating because, the initial agreement was that each house should bring two or three people everyday.But the socalled Balogun changed the plan overnight.The people that are collecting the Money are threatening to lock every occupant room that diden't pay.Regardless of if they have money or not.Some people are saying they will fight them,the result might be very bloody,that was why we want to to intervene so as to prevent blood shed. Moderator please ooooo help me push it to front page.

AKYEMITE:
It is a shame that benin people can deny their relationship with yoruba. I am very sure their ancestor will not be happy with this. It is undisputable fact that they have their root in yoruba land. And ooni is father of all

you are so ignorant,google the origin of the Benin and Yoruba kingdom,then you will know.

danot1030:
Those Benin indigenes that have been fed with fake history by their parents and those useless IPOB Biafra youth who always think the Yoruba nation is in rivalry of prominence with their tribe and would therefore support anything that is against Yoruba should come and learn from this historic picture and stop arguements.

You must be a fool.The picture diden't prove the the Oni is superior,mind you, the Oni was in his palace so it is normal for him to be in the middle.