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FastShipping:
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Nonsense.

you are the real nonsense

chimerase2:
even how can u be having sx after six months of child birth?

so u mean they should wait till 2 years or more?

EggovinMma:
Hmmm.I hope say una dey use CD. Before pikin go drink sperm

By the way, the baby is just curious seeing two big giants making funny sounds while shaking their massive bodies. And to think ,your mammary glands hanging loosely , dangling in that quick repetition is beyond belief.I think that's where your baby's attention is.


"DADDY LEAVE MOMMIMAMMARY MILK ALONEEEEEEE!!"

you sound as if you were there.

Tallesty1:
Do you believe in Reincarnation?


If yes then I think that baby is one of your grandparent.

S/he knows everything you are doing.

lies from pit of hell

pendy79:
SEVERAL months of tireless agitations and protests by students of the Lagos State University (LASU) Thursday yielded result as the state government began a refund of tuition fees for 2013/14 session.

The refund was an aftermath of school fees’ review by the government after students protested the initial high tuition.

Following the release of N209 million to LASU, in the first tranche of refund, the school authority began issuance of cheques on Thursday. The refund ranges from N63,000 to N300,000 per student.

Special Adviser to the Governor on Education, Fatai Olukoga and Vice Chancellor of the institution, Prof. John Obafunwa, among others, were at the LASU Main Auditorium to present the cheques to some recipients.

The recipients, 5,031 in total, were 100 Level students and 200 Level Direct Entry students.

While the names of only a few were called to receive cheques, many others who were expecting theirs walked out in disappointment because they did not hear their names.

The authorities, however, gave assurance that all students would eventually get theirs when the government pays the N89 million balance of the refund.

Olukogan, who represented Fashola, said the money released was N209 million and the remaining would be released later. He added that government was committed to ensuring the wellbeing of the students, even though LASU remains the institution that charges the lowest fee in the country.

According to him, when the government reversed the fees, many people dubbed it as a political move that would not come to be. “We have proved them wrong,” he said.

Fashola, in his speech read by Olukoga, noted that the government was not unaware of comments from critical stakeholders that had made a mockery of university education in the country through the low school fees.

“We are also not unaware of the moves by the same stakeholders to frustrate our efforts at ensuring the quality of LASU programmes.

“Notwithstanding the frustration, we are relentlessly committed to making LASU a world-class university of our time.

“Information at our disposal reveals that initial computation of excess money to be refunded to 100 level and 200 level Direct Entry students for 2013/14 academic session stood at N209.874 million.

“However, following the release of the fund, the university management later reported a shortfall in the computed excess money to be refunded, particularly to those in 200 level to 400 level,” he said, adding that the shortfall would be released after the reconciliation exercise is over.

Obafunwa said that 5,031 students were supposed to have their money refunded in two tranche and N209 million had been released for disbursement in the first phase of the exercise.

According to him, some people thought that it would not be possible to get refund of the money from the state government, but such people had been put to shame.

“What some people thought was impossible, we are witnessing it. Some individuals try to take advantage of the slow pace of the refund and kept on saying that government or management has no intention of making the refund,” he said.

Obafunwa stated that the management of the school went through rigorous process to ensure that the fund was released for disbursement to the students


http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/news/national-news/199736-lasu-students-get-excess-fees-refund#

Fashola is a muron,he think people are fools he is doing this because of election ''Agbaje all the way''

myhoodlink:
Hmmmmm. They should leave the man to complete is tenure which may be ending by next week if no extension is given due the the civil service act what stipulate compulsory 3Months retirement leave before the actual date..........Buy 1GB MTN Data plan for N1200 only. Call: 08107873795. Thanks and God bless.

abeg make them leave the man jare,his tenure is ending few days from now. MARCH 1ST

BodyKiss:
Did you really watched the video? They don't even know why they are demonstrating.

how can you say that?people that live in London don't know why they are demostrating abi? Na you wey dey Naija dey chop eba go know abi, bloody fool

elbinmanny:
http://www.guardiannewsusa.com/buhari-s-chatham-house-woes.html

every thing about APC are lies.CERTIFICATES, MEDIA, SPONSORS, ENDOLSEMENT, AND NOW CHATHAM.I wonder why any sensible person will support this association of liars

Collynzo419:
Fayose can say whatever he likes, PDP can wish him whatever they like

Buhari will be the President of Nigeria in 2015

let us see how only your vote will make him president.

What work 4 the jewish shoulden't work ed for nigeria.Your comment show u diden't attend primary school.

patostation:
So your understanding of democracy is that when someone is an illitrate contestant, you protest against him abi?

Since you still do not understand how democracy works, I will give you a kindergaten version. Democracy means that people choose who they prefer, whether tall or short, black or yellow, animist or jewish, illitrate or educated. The person chosen by the majority is winner. So you don't need to protest against anybody, just make your choice. How old are you? Less than 5 years abi? Doo.

Fake news from APC.Party built on lies[quote author=lalasticlala post=31089379][/quote]

wakacome:
But not as useless as your comment

the proverb is is useless as you! Clone

[quote author=iwaeda post=31084088][/quote]This man is just too undemocratic,he is so full of violence.How many times has prisedent Jona been insulted.Did he say anything.This man Buhari thinks he and his boko haram supporters have monopoly of violence,He will be shocked by the stiff resistance of Jona supporters.SHAME ON APC

wakacome:
What an old man saw while sitting down,a six months old baby cannot see it even if he is on top of the tallest tree in the world.........those people are seeing what you cannot see....e go do you like film trick

that your useless proverb is just your immagination

sincerenigerian:
Jonathan can't win election in Nigeria again. All these gimmicks won't work. Buhari will be our president from May 29 and there is nothing one million Jonathan can do about it.

Buhari shall be 'YOUR' president not 'WE' because you can't speak for others.

Maple:
The national leadership of National Association of Nigerian Students (NANS) has warned students of tertiary institutions in the country to steer clear of a planned Anti-Buhari rally in Abuja during the week.

A statement issued by its chairman, National joint Campus Committee, Yerima Abdullahi on Tuesday said information reaching the association confirmed a secret mobilisation of touts and students to campaign massively for the disqualification of the All Progressives Congress (APC) presidential candidate, Gen. Muhammadu Buhari on the basis of ill-health and certificate.

It warned students in the country against such move in view of the implications of such negative and malicious campaigns on the already heated-up polity.

“We hereby appeal to Nigeria students in the country to remain calm on their respective campuses and pray for peaceful conduct of the general elections. We urge them to remain firm and resolute and not allow themselves to be used to heat up the polity. We want to also appeal to politicians not to sponsor politics of hate among the future leaders,” it stated.

http://leadership.ng/news/413623/nans-warns-students-against-anti-buhari-rally

A good students that knows his/her onion must protest againt that illiterare Buhari.How can students that spent many years learning be educated by one stack illiterate.All in the name of 'quota system'

Sylverbox:
He should better use his money n fix his tooth. Desperadoes!!!!

is your teeth better than his? bloody fool

TheHeadlinerngr:
The All Progressive Congress party revealed that Femi Fani Kayode has paid some boys to mobilize Nigerians in the UK to protest against Gen. Muhammadu Buhari on Thursday (26/02/2015) at Chatham House.

According to the opposition party, the news filtered in from a reliable source this morning. The move is to create a wrong signal that Nigerians are happy with President Good luck Jonathan and probably embarrass Gen. Buhari before the international community.

That same day, Gen. Buhari is to present a lecture at Chatham House, London titled: “Prospects for Democratic Consolidation in Africa: Nigeria's Transition.”

“We here by urge Nigerians home and abroad to be red alerted of every antics of PDP and its nefarious agents. Femi Fani Kayode attitude is known to all. We cannot afford to keep quiet and let him play by his evil antics.”


» http://www.theheadlinerng.com/2015/02/fani-kayode-sponsors-protest-against.html

APC like making noise,crying wolf when there is none.A party built on lies.So, they mean people can't protest again.''They an't seen notin''as the Americans used to say

[quote author=edygistvilla post=31056294][/quote]old story

Habeebpain:
1.Breaking Traffic Laws: You know you are breaking the law by driving in the opposite direction of traffic but you feel it will get you to your destination faster and you go ahead with your plan. Sorry to burst your bubble, but it doesn’t and you end up causing a traffic jam and wasting the time of other road users.

It is annoying when as Nigerians we scream for change but we are not willing to start with ourselves. You see stupid drivers breaking traffic laws and still claim that they are right. It’s a pity there’s no true test of driving skills in Nigeria or else a lot of drivers would have had their licences seized.

2. Erecting Large Signposts at Junctions and Bends: I think there’s a shortage of sensible people at the agencies that grant permits for signposts because I see no reason why a signpost should be erected in such a way that it prevents drivers from seeing vehicles coming at a bend or junction. Sometimes you even have multiple signposts at a place with each one trying to overshadow the other. Don’t we learn anything from “Oyinbo” movies? Can’t you see that their signposts are usually tall and on a single pole when placed at a junction or bend?

3. Refusing to construct proper sewage system for your house: This one is very annoying. People will build houses and not make arrangement for drainage. All they do is make a small channel that takes all bodily fluids and “yamayama” water to the main road filling the whole neighbourhood with stench. Some people are even worse, they throw their wash water on the main road even though there’s a gutter in front of the house. And when you call their attention to the damage they are causing, they see you as an enemy. I think all CDAs should make it a law that landlords must make provision for proper sewage disposal. Whoever fails to do so should be fined and of he/she refuses, they should report to the appropriate authorities.

Apart from the fact that it is an unhygienic act that can lead to outbreak of diseases and infections, it also damages the roads. Some roads are always wet even though it hasn’t rained in months. We complain that the government doesn’t build good roads but when they do we fail to maintain them.

4. Throwing litter anywhere we deem fit: majority of Nigerians are bad at disposal. We throw away our trash anywhere we think is right: on the road, in the drainage, schools, even mosques and churches aren’t left out. This is a very bad attitude we need to stop.
I know the waste disposal system is very poor in Nigeria as most of the masses live in areas that are “inaccessible” to waste trucks. But we can still strive to keep our environment clean. It costs you nothing to put that sweet or biscuit wrapper in your pocket or in a corner of your bag till you get to a place where there is a bin. It might seem like a little thing to do but I believe when the little ones see you doing so they’ll emulate it.

5. Selling on the road/Pedestrians route: This one is terribly annoying. I will divide this into 2 groups. One, those who setup their wares/goods on the road leaving the pedestrian walkway behind them and those who extend their shops and block the road meant for pedestrians.
These two sets of people endanger their lives and that of pedestrians. Imagine you are trying to dodge a motorcycle that is headed your way and instead of climbing on to the pavement meant for pedestrians you bump right into the fish seller who has set up her stall on the pavement. Unfortunately for you, your head is placed directly in front of her as she brings down the cleaver to cut the fish….. I hope you get the picture.
The pedestrian route is meant for walking not for selling. If you know someone who does this, please correct them. I know they are trying to survive in this harsh economy but two wrongs don’t make a right.


These are the 5 annoying things Nigerians do. I actually have more but these 5 are top on the list.

we don hear! Next

Vicotex:
Kill them all. No mercy

people like you hardly find mercy

iwaeda:
The All Progressives Congress has said President Goodluck Jonathan “bears a huge moral responsibility that will hunt him for a long time to come” for allowing the Boko Haram menace to fester, leading to the deaths of over 15,000 Nigerians and the displacement of over 3 million others in the past six years.

In a statement issued in London on Tuesday by its National Publicity Secretary, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, the party also hailed the military for the successes it has recorded in the battle against Boko Haram in recent times, saying the string of victories confirms the party’s stand that the Nigerian military can hold its own anywhere and anytime, if provided with the necessary equipment and if the morale of the troops is not undermined.

President Goodluck Jonathan has finally owned up to his globally-acknowledged incompetence, a development which, in truly democratic societies, should be part of a statement of resignation by a leader whose terrible error of judgement has caused so many deaths and inflicted so much pain and sorrow on his compatriots.

APC said the truth is that President Jonathan deliberately allowed the Boko Haram crisis to fester because he and his team saw it as their trump card for winning re-election in 2015 by currying local and global sectarian sympathy with a Muslim-group-killing-Christians narrative that totally distorts the fact that Boko Haram is a band of marauders who have no consideration for ethnicity, regionalism, religion or any other thing beyond their mad disposition to terror.

The party said the marauders are equal-opportunity killers who went after Christians, Muslims, northerners, southerners, men, women, the old, the young, the rich and the poor.



http://www.punchng.com/news/apc-carpets-jonathan-over-boko-haram-hails-military/

that lie lie mohammed is a useless man APC is Boko Haram,and Boko Haram is APC.what is lie lie mohammed doing in London sef? If they say Buhari is not sick why are they all visiting him at London?or is he a kid?APC are deceivers.

Dyt:
He was advised to proceed to a spiritual
marriage registry to effect the marriage,
especially as it would be within the
jurisdiction of his wife’s government.
The aggrieved young man then proceeded to
the high court where he sought an injunction
to compel the marriage registry to perform
their lawful duty by approving the marriage.
He also sued them for breach of his
fundamental right to freedom of association,
as the registry were purportedly preventing
him from having legal relations with his
spiritual wife.




One of the 21million Nigerians

he is a psychiatric clone like Governor Amaechi

Burger01:
This guy no get job. See his face like unrepentant criminal. Is he being pursued by Buhari everywhere he goes? Keep chasing shadows. Buhari will become the next president, like it or not. Your prison term is just 50 years and not life sentence, so don't be afraid that much.

Sai Buhari 2015, come rain come shine.

you said he don't have job but he can feed all your families,even your unborn generations

ishiamu:
http://www.punchng.com/news/my-accounts-on-social-media-fake-obasanjo/

God purnish APC

SafecozzyTeam:
http://leadership.ng/news/413584/pdp-blasts-apc-over-location-of-buharis-interview

http://www.safecozzy.com/news/pdp-lambast-apc-over-location-of-buharis-interview/

foolish party!foolish supporters.

You see!and one useless 73 years old man want to us in this country.God forbid[quote author=mikemodel24 post=31026629][/quote]

afuye:
This disclosure was made by the Medical Director of the Federal Neuropsychiatric Hospital (FNH),Yaba, Lagos, Rahman Lawal.

21 million Nigerians are currently living with psychiatric disorders, according to an expert.
This disclosure was made by the Medical Director of the Federal Neuropsychiatric Hospital (FNH),Yaba, Lagos, Rahman Lawal.

Dr. Lawal also spoke, in an interview with ThisDay, on the misconceptions surrounding mental illnesses in Nigeria and the incessant strikes by medical professionals in the country.

Excerpts can be found on the links below:

http://allafrica.com/stories/201502191101.html

http://naijafussion..com/2015/02/21-million-nigerians-have-mental.html

Governor Amaechi is one of them.

IfyAwazie:
She just dey fool herself. No be only she get dis kin man joor.

jealousy is a sign of weakness.

IfyAwazie:
She just dey fool herself. No be only she get dis kin man joor.

jealousy is a sign of weakness

Donchris001:
u think its first class that matters , check out GEJ with his Doctorate still remain clueless

GEJ is still better than Amaechi Buhari and Tinubu put together.

Laid2001:
How can a pig be better than goat!.

FFK is a pig although he always claimed to be a goat that always run after anything in skirt without decorum.


Amaechi was better comported than FFK. FFK was just fuming and bitter because he is blaming Amaechi for his oga's woes. Amaechi seems to be FFK's no1 nemesis!

SAI BUHARI SAI BABA

you called a man with first class from a British university pig.Can any of APC illiterate and narrow minded chiefs achieve what FFK has achieved?APC is full of noise makers