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A man before leaving for work, left a letter on the dining table for his wife. Chores around the house kept the woman from seeing the letter until about 12 noon. When she finally chanced on the letter she was so excited to see that her husband had taken time to write her a letter. She kissed the paper when she saw “my beautiful wife” at the top, hugged it when she saw “I love you with all my heart” at the bottom, and sniffed it when she realized it smelled of her husband’s perfume.

Out of excitement, and without even bothering to read the content of the letter, she made up her mind to cook him his favorite meal for dinner that night. She quickly rushed to the kitchen and got to work. After cooking and setting the table, she went to the wash room and took a shower, put on her most attractive night gown and dressed the bed.

Just as she was about to finish laying the bed her husband walked into the house. When she heard him come in she went out to welcome him. To her surprise, her husband was very furious when he saw her. She became very confused and asked why he wouldn’t even let her welcome him with a hug but instead have that angry look on his face.

The husband asked, “Did you read the letter I left you on the table?”
The woman responded, “Oh yes I saw it. That’s why I went through all the trouble to prepare your favorite meal for you. Thank you so much honey, it was sweet of you.”
She leaned in to give him a kiss but he pushed her away to her surprise.

The husband went on, “If you did, then why haven’t you done any of the things I instructed you to do?”
The man went inside and came out again quickly with an already packed suit case. He headed straight for the door and said to his wife, “See you in 7 days.”

The woman stood there confused but before she could utter a word, the door had slammed behind him.

She went back to the dining table to take a second look at the letter.

It read……
My beautiful wife, My company has asked 4 colleagues and myself to go on a seven day trip to Dubai for a training program. They said that we can bring along our wives and I thought this will be the best opportunity for us to have the honeymoon we never did after we got married.
I have already packed a suit case for myself, so please pack yours. Our flight leaves at exactly 7 pm so I will be home at 6 o’clock for us to go to the airport. No need to cook dinner since there will be food on the plane. Just be prepare to go as soon as I get back. Please be ready before I get back so we don't miss the flight. I Love you with all my heart.

I bet you thought this woman was unwise when you realized her mistake as you read this piece.

Well unfortunately this is the state of many Christians in the Body of Christ today. We have accepted Jesus as our Lord, and are excited about being children of God and the fact that He will come back again for us one day. But we have not taken into account what He expects us to do before His return.
This is because our Bibles are closed. We have read a few scriptures in the Word and are excited about promises but have completely ignored most of his instructions.

You do not know a man if you do not know His Word.
How then do we profess to be married to a groom whose word we have relegated to the background in the pursuit of signs and wonders.

Unfortunately what many don’t know is that the Word is the power for signs and wonders, so if we go for the word these things we are chasing will chase us.

Let us pay attention to His letter, which is the Word of God. It will draw us close to His desire for us and enable us to walk in victory over this world and it's challenges.

*This is worth sharing. Good day.

GworoChewinMaga:
When they start holding Christmas carols in the Saudi royal palace then maybe Trump will reconsider

Epic

juman:
@bolded They went to abroad because of too much money.
Police commissioner in lagos is a billionaire.
You know nigeria system nah.

Buy naija

weedtheweeds:
I am tired of this madness. This old man should get over his deceit already. We are not fools even if some people choose to be stupidly following lies. Oga, if you do not iron your wife's clothes who else would do it? Ironing your wife's clothes is not humility. There are many men out there who do a lot more for their wives without announcing it. Should we clap for you for doing that? What evidence do you have to assert this claim? What sort of humble man would sing his own praise? This humble puffery has to stop at his age, people get down to the truth and say it like it's natural. There is no humble man on earth. Moses was said to be the meekest man to ever live but we all know how he expressed his annoyance when he got poked. This man claims to be a saint who does not sh*t and we know that behind closed doors he must perform some evil works in secret and play naive. All these pastors have no truth in them. They are simply out there for their pockets. Soon all these hypocrisy and anti-christ surrogates will be cleansed. If he irons his wife's clothes, who then washes his private jet?
If you like quote and insult your father, I'm going off Nairaland for 160 days, so don't expect any response.

Ironing clothes does not make one righteous. This man should be talking about serious issues. He is quiet regarding homosexuality, we have a sitting president who is missing in office, the Biafra and Arewa issues also affect members of his congregation. Cowards who are afraid to express themselves. They hide behind politicians licking their arsis and fooling sheeples with silly and empty talks. Biafrans, Is this man not your daddy? Arewa and Oduduwa people don't you pay your tithes to this man? Was Jesus quiet about the Pharisees or the Sadducees?
Sneaking like a snake and acting pious can only sell this far.
It baffles me when pastors pray for Nigeria and Nigerians, deceive them that better times are coming when they send their kids to school abroad and live luxuriously.
TB Joshua's daughter is now a lawyer in New York while he disrespected the law of Lagos and declined to show up in court 2 times.
These men have prophesied that the year 2000 will be better, then they moved it to 2001, 2002. Last year the same pastor that prophesied 2016 will be better than 2017 is still going to pray that 2017 will be better than 2018. That is how they fool sheeples while they amass wealth for themselves.

and...



...you are so pained. Unfortunate thing for you is...




...he doesn't know you exist and does/can not read this kind of poo you wrote

younqjohn01:
https://nigeriana.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/choir.png

This is why most churches in Togo are clamoring for cameras in the dressing rooms. But we’re learning, there’s a different kind of battle raging in dressing rooms across the Tri-State, most especially.
This ugly incident happened in Koutammakou, Togo. These choristers were spotted making love in the church, little did they know that the CCTV in the church covered even the choir dressing room.



It was gathered that during church session the CCTV covering the dressing rooms will be turned off for privacy. But will be turned on after church service to monitor every single movement both inside and outside the church premises.
According to report, the duo were given appropriate punishment for their evil act.
The question is this, can we say because in most churches across Togo, the chorister is one of the groups that usually have special dressing room in which Satan now wants to take advantage of and turn into Sodom, God won’t let that happen…..




see more photos and videos here https://adiina.com/follow/0082

You have agreed to be the unfortunate vessel to bring this blatant lie (porn scene) as if it is a church. While you are really achieving your Master's desire to weaken and disturb souls of men, your judgement is as sure as the force that propels you to do this.

gberra:
The marraf*ucker ingrates had better be thankful Awo was the finance minister, if not e ba je palaba iya & AJEKUN IYA

Fixed

boman2014:
http://punchng.com/insecurity-lawmakers-dump-official-vehicle-number-plates/

Hey! Come and see mega, economic and political kidnappers running from common kidnappers o. Release the masses from your greed.

Official kidnappers and economy saboteurs, You want to be stealing and at the same time stay securely among the same deprived and impoverished? It wont work!

hylyne:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/06/girlfriend-caused-downfall-evans/

Hollywood and Nollywood can rake in millions just on this narrative. Where are the detective movie experts?

BIAFRANS AND THE CIVIL WAR BLACKMAIL OF AWOLOWO.

(Obafemi Awolowo in own words responding to Ibo blackmail during an interview in 1983)

"When I look back, I come to the conclusion that all these abuses which have been heaped on me all my life for doing nothing, for doing good, they have become honour, and so Eebudola is one of my nicknames.
So I’ve cultivated an attitude of indifference, I’ve done no evil to the Ibos.

During the war I saw to it that the revenue which was due to the Iboland- South Eastern states they call it, at that time..East Central State, I kept it, I saved the money for them. And when they ….was liberated I handed over the money to them- millions. If I’d decided to do so, I could have kept the money away from them and then when they took over I saw to it that subvention was given to them at the rate of 990,000 pounds every month. I didn’t go to the executive council to ask for support, or for approval because I knew if I went to the Executive Council at that time the subvention would not be approved because there were more enemies in the Executive Council for the Ibos than friends. And since I wasn’t going to take a percentage from what I was going to give them, and I knew I was doing what was right, I wanted the state to survive, I kept on giving the subvention – 990,000 almost a million, every month, and I did that for other states of course- South eastern state, North central state, Kwara and so on.

But I did that for the Ibos, and when the war was over, I saw to it that the ACB got three and a half million pounds to start with. This was distributed immediately and I gave another sum of money. The attitude of the experts, officials at the time of the ACB was that ACB should be closed down, and I held the view you couldn’t close the ACB down because that is the bank that gives finance to the Ibo traders, and if you close it down they’ll find it difficult to revive or to survive. So it was given. I did the same thing for the Cooperative Bank of Eastern Nigeria, to rehabilitate all these places, and I saw to it as commissioner for finance that no obstacle was placed in the way of the ministry of economic planning in planning for rehabilitation of the war affected areas.

TWENTY POUNDS POLICY
That’s what I did, and the case of the money they said was not given back to them, you know during the war all the pounds were looted, they printed Biafran currency notes, which they circulated, at the close of the war some people wanted their Biafran notes to be exchanged for them. Of course I couldn’t do that, if I did that the whole country would be bankrupt. We didn’t know about Biafran notes and we didn’t know on what basis they have printed them, so we refused the Biafran note, but I laid down the principle that all those who had savings in the banks on the eve of the declaration of the Biafran war or Biafra, will get their money back if they could satisfy us that they had the savings there, or the money there. Unfortunately, all the banks’s books had been burnt, and many of the people who had savings there didn’t have their saving books or their last statement of account, so a panel had to be set up.

I didn’t take part in setting up the panel, it was done by the Central bank and the pertinent officials of the ministry of finance, to look into the matter, and they went carefully into the matter, they took some months to do so, and then make some recommendation which I approved. Go to the archives, all I did was approve, I didn’t write anything more than that, I don’t even remember the name of any of them who took part. So I did everything in this world to assist our Ibo brothers and sisters during and after the war.
And anyone who goes back to look at my broadcast in August 1967, which dealt with post-war reconstruction would see what I said there.

BIAFRANS AND THE CIVIL WAR BLACKMAIL OF AWOLOWO.

(Obafemi Awolowo in own words responding to Ibo blackmail during an interview in 1983)

"When I look back, I come to the conclusion that all these abuses which have been heaped on me all my life for doing nothing, for doing good, they have become honour, and so Eebudola is one of my nicknames.
So I’ve cultivated an attitude of indifference, I’ve done no evil to the Ibos.

During the war I saw to it that the revenue which was due to the Iboland- South Eastern states they call it, at that time..East Central State, I kept it, I saved the money for them. And when they ….was liberated I handed over the money to them- millions. If I’d decided to do so, I could have kept the money away from them and then when they took over I saw to it that subvention was given to them at the rate of 990,000 pounds every month. I didn’t go to the executive council to ask for support, or for approval because I knew if I went to the Executive Council at that time the subvention would not be approved because there were more enemies in the Executive Council for the Ibos than friends. And since I wasn’t going to take a percentage from what I was going to give them, and I knew I was doing what was right, I wanted the state to survive, I kept on giving the subvention – 990,000 almost a million, every month, and I did that for other states of course- South eastern state, North central state, Kwara and so on.

But I did that for the Ibos, and when the war was over, I saw to it that the ACB got three and a half million pounds to start with. This was distributed immediately and I gave another sum of money. The attitude of the experts, officials at the time of the ACB was that ACB should be closed down, and I held the view you couldn’t close the ACB down because that is the bank that gives finance to the Ibo traders, and if you close it down they’ll find it difficult to revive or to survive. So it was given. I did the same thing for the Cooperative Bank of Eastern Nigeria, to rehabilitate all these places, and I saw to it as commissioner for finance that no obstacle was placed in the way of the ministry of economic planning in planning for rehabilitation of the war affected areas.

TWENTY POUNDS POLICY
That’s what I did, and the case of the money they said was not given back to them, you know during the war all the pounds were looted, they printed Biafran currency notes, which they circulated, at the close of the war some people wanted their Biafran notes to be exchanged for them. Of course I couldn’t do that, if I did that the whole country would be bankrupt. We didn’t know about Biafran notes and we didn’t know on what basis they have printed them, so we refused the Biafran note, but I laid down the principle that all those who had savings in the banks on the eve of the declaration of the Biafran war or Biafra, will get their money back if they could satisfy us that they had the savings there, or the money there. Unfortunately, all the banks’s books had been burnt, and many of the people who had savings there didn’t have their saving books or their last statement of account, so a panel had to be set up.

I didn’t take part in setting up the panel, it was done by the Central bank and the pertinent officials of the ministry of finance, to look into the matter, and they went carefully into the matter, they took some months to do so, and then make some recommendation which I approved. Go to the archives, all I did was approve, I didn’t write anything more than that, I don’t even remember the name of any of them who took part. So I did everything in this world to assist our Ibo brothers and sisters during and after the war.
And anyone who goes back to look at my broadcast in August 1967, which dealt with post-war reconstruction would see what I said there.

vimi:
What a successful ENTREPRENEUR.

...and you a misadventure and frustrated entrepreneur!

blackfase:
Idiotic Fashola. Suegbe lawyer forming engineer.......

#nonsensebullshit

Can you tell us what informed this your vituperation?

blackfase:
Idiotic Fashola. Suegbe lawyer forming engineer.......

#nonsensebullshit

Can you tell us what informed this your vituperation?

Are you aware that, it's that 'idiocy' in Fashola is bringing out this innovation?

sarrki:
One of the greatest mistake of Pmb is to have allowed Mesu-JAMBA to lead the senate

Fixed

National Assembly that underrate the importance of national and strategic roads in order to sink boreholes and to embark on street roads ( that pass their backyards in their villages) that have no engineering designs, is that one a National Assembly?

Bode George set to join APC – Ajomale

The Chairman, All Progressives Congress, APC, in Lagos State, Chief Henry Ajomale has hinted that former Deputy National Chairman of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, Chief Bode George, is on his way to joining the APC.

He said after Senator Obanikoro, the next big fish they were expecting in APC was George.
According to Ajomale, “He is coming to join us very soon, to join APC in helping to transform Lagos State into Dubai of Africa.”

The APC chairman was speaking in an interview with Sun, where he noted that Chief Bode George had shown interest in joining the ruling party.


He added, “I mean it. Mark my words, Chief Bode George will soon be in APC fold. George is on his way to joining the APC, and we will welcome him in a big way.
“Look at some of his recent comments, how he has been praising Governor Akinwumi Ambode to high heavens, commending the governor over developmental projects he has been executing in Lagos State.

“George is an eminent Lagosian who is passionate about the development and growth of Lagos State, and I praise him saying the truth about Ambode’s administration, that Ambode’s administration is an excellent one.


“But as I said earlier, it is not a joke, Bode George will soon follow Obanikoro to APC and we are waiting to receive him into APC fold.”

http://dailypost.ng/2017/06/22/bode-george-set-join-apc-henry-ajomale/

Tolexander:
may her tenure bring peace to the state and stop the agitation for secession in the country at large!

You're a clown!
Do you think she is going to be there for one decade?

One day is 24 hours (effective and official 8-hour day)
I think she should be able to commission Airport road before her tenure ends!!!

dbynonetwork:
An AFONJA hiding under the covers of NORTHERN YOUTH FORUM..

Try and make sure you connect good brain to your fingers before you type anything.

So because I live in Lagos now I am now an Afonja?
Is that what your brain arrived at? Pls bring that brain to Ladipo market now!

OrestesDante:
Ok. GARBAGED..... Next One?

Next one to the trash can thank You!

If indeed you read this piece, and all that you cared to write is this then we have issue in this land.

Or is it possible you didn't read (couldn't comprehend) and you are just robotic?

angelbulksms:
Not the old MMA nau The new one. Let's give credit to all. That's the point.

You mean the new MMA domestic? It was completed before obj left.
You can only talk about Renovation

Homeboiy:
TO THE FOOLS SHOUTING IPOBS AGAIN


he's from delta state( deltans said they r not Igbo)


All the way from delta to abia state to cause trouble


well we all know he got his charms from Ogun state

" well we all know he got his charms from Ogun state"
Who are the "we"? I am sure you must be the baba that did it for him from Ogun state. This is the same way you did for Evans from Ogun state

Homeboiy:
TO THE FOOLS SHOUTING IPOBS AGAIN


he's from delta state( deltans said they r not Igbo)


All the way from delta to abia state to cause trouble


well we all know he got his charms from Ogun state

" well we all know he got his charms from Ogun state"
Who are the "we"? I am sure you must be the baba that did it for him from Ogun state. This is the same way you did for Evans from Ogun state

I just want to imagine what would follow hereafter. I mean, the armies of forces

angelbulksms:
True talk, she laid the foundation.

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Yes, I agree with you. She laid the foundation of MMA when her mama was still backing her!

fiizznation:
So saying the acting president shouldn't be too careless about his security and giving out some baseless statements are now mischievous intentions right? I know if anything bad did happened to him because of his carelessness, you peeps will open your big m**ths and start screaming "north/hausa/fulani/muslims".

Calling Vice President has revealed so much of the pains inside you.
PMB, as it is, will never (I trust him), refer him as that.

fiizznation:
This VP is too petty for my liking. Who goes to a densely populated market and allowed himself to be almost mopped by some women? In Nigeria where there is serious security challenges, you as the acting president is roaming around in a place were a sniper can easily snipped you out even before the blink of an eye, and maybe put the nation in chaos by your silly act.

Osibanjo is classless and too petty for my liking. Just look at the foolishness he did last week, making one inconsequential miscreant that called himself a freedom fighter feel a little important by giving some useless reasons of why he(the miscreant) wasn't invited to a dialouge meeting.

You don't have to appear too petty just because you want people to like you. And no, I don't dislike osinbanjo, but is just that his pettiness turns me off.

The pettiest on Nairaland

TippyTop:
See how happy Osibanjo is. Very happy meeting the Great Osokomale.

In your flawed imagination, that place is ekiti state and fayose office

AngelicDamsel:
^{Op! You forgot to include PRAYER. SAYING A LITTLE PRAYER CAN GO A LONG WAY}







Out of experience..

It has actually done wonders. I am a testimony

Amberon11:
And they call Christians hypocrites? Such temerity.

Mischief maker! Tunisia is a Muslim country The reason why hypocrisy reign supreme. http://www.google.com.ng/url?q=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_in_Tunisia&sa=U&ved=0ahUKEwiJydTRnNHUAhVEBBoKHRXyAjsQFggPMAE&usg=AFQjCNGPQD-D4zICy6pU5k7hGPiYgY7HOg

Fresca:
"An older woman". So 26 is now so old abi? Please at 17? He wanted to taste it too, what rubbish. 17 year old no be boy, he's a man with prick...

OK its YOUNGER woman since you think 26 years is far younger than you are.

26 years is younger than 17 years, shey?

MDsambo:
N60 cocumber can do the job

Can impregnate? At least you should read up the headline.

Oh Lord...






come...




heal this Land.