₦airaland Forum

hoMegas:
When you die their is nothing but endless sleep don't let anybody fool you into any imaginary castle in the sky

hoMegas:
When you die their is nothing but endless sleep don't let anybody fool you into any imaginary castle in the sky

Just like the snail said of the water in a pot placed on a burning fire'

After many seconds (a moment of time) it dawned on the snail that it was a fatal miscalculation!

Pls don't be like that snail.
Your (one) like is not like WAEC, ICAN, JAMB.. once you fail... you fail forever-No resit!

lepasharon:
FVCK OFF!

Thanks

OVI75:
This is Bribery...

What would you call it If he's not paid? Thuggery?

OVI75:
This is Bribery...

What would you call it If he's not paid? Thuggery?

exynos:
5.when a person dies, his sense of hearing is the last to go

He who has (just) an ear (you have two), let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches (Nairalanders)- Repent!

exynos:
4.About 153,000 people die everyday

And double of that figures are being born everyday

The Biggest question is, after everything here (120 years at most), where are you going to spend eternity (uncountable trillions of years)?

Jesus still loves You!

Ebios:
so wetin u dey talk
Heaven will shock some people on d last day
they will b busy concentrating on others faults instead of theirs when will u truly repent

Quite instructive and piercing!

FeloniousFelon:
All I know is that Osinabnjo will never become President after Buhari's demise

I agree with you that *Osinabnjo* will never become President (in Nigeria) IF Buhari dies because no Nigerian bears such name!

Vutseck:
You sound like a Muslim

imaging a WORLD with out Muslims .

Fixed!

Atiku2019:
Exposed?

Yes, yes and yes!

seoscrib:
is buhari now important than *billions* of Nigeria lives?

Una, na trillion we dey for naija o!

What do you expect when you see this type commenting on important national issue?

seoscrib:
is buhari now important than *billions* of Nigeria lives?

Una, na trillion we dey o!

What do you expect when you see this type commenting on important national issue?

Tolexander:
So the Senate just compelled the Acting President to take a stroll to London for 5minutes view in London.

This revelation seems to be so real, cos how would the AP just go on to visit Buhari, 5minute visitation.

-This stu.pid story may seem to be so real to likes of you because your Senate resolutions are passed in the real of the spirit where the dead live.

-The resolution, as real story to you must have been
passed by spirit senators like Chuba Okadigbo, Isiaka Adeleke and Co.

-That resolution was broadcast by your popular media like African pilot, daily Sketch, Daily Observer and other ghost media

-The story is meant for the unreal personalities whose relevance to this material world is zero

Dlordsamurai:
who she epp? And what has she done to help citizens of Nigeria? No foundation, nothing nothing. "TONTO DIKEH IS GREATER THAN THIS WOMAN, atleast there is tonto dikeh foundation.

You are a super failure!
Major problem of the unfortunate is that, even when they see clear information, they will ignore it.
Go and say this your rant to Tonto Dikeh. I trust her to wake your dead destiny with hot slap.

Ehiscotch:
GEJ appointed technocrats. Apparently they are Technocrats in looting.

GEJ appointed lootocrats. Apparently they are Lootocrats in techno

Folorunso Alakija
Folorunso Alakija is a Nigerian businesswoman, one of the richest African women and also one of the richest black women in the world. In 2014 she unseated Oprah Winfrey as the richest woman of African descent in the world. [2] She is a business tycoon involved in the fashion, [3] oil and printing industries. [4] She is the group managing director of The Rose of Sharon Group which consists of The Rose of Sharon Prints & Promotions Limited and Digital Reality Prints Limited and the executive vice-chairman of Famfa Oil Limited. [5] Alakija is ranked by Forbes as the richest woman in Nigeria with an estimated net worth of $2.1 billion [1][4] As of 2015, she is listed as the second most powerful woman in Africa after Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala and the 87th most powerful woman in the world by Forbes. [6]
Folorunso Alakija
Born
1951 (age 65–66)
Ikorodu , Lagos State , Nigeria
Residence
Lagos , Lagos State , Nigeria
Nationality
Nigeria
Occupation
Business tycoon
Known for
Philanthropy
Net worth
US$2.1 billion (2015)[1]
Title
Group Managing Director
Spouse(s)
Modupe Alakija (m. 1976)
Children
7
Early life and education
Folorunsho was born in 1951 to the family of Chief L. A. Ogbara in Ikorodu , Lagos State . At age seven, she travelled to the United Kingdom to begin a four-year primary education at Dinorben School for Girls in Hafodunos Hall in Llangernyw, Wales
. After returning to Nigeria, she attended Muslim High School Sagamu Ogun State, Nigeria. Afterwards, she returned abroad for her secretarial studies at Pitman's Central College, London. She also studied fashion design at the American College, London and the Central School of Fashion

Yomi6:
There should *steeper* punishments for crimes like this!
Probably cutting off their penis and feeding it to them!
Then having the word "pedophile" tattooed on their forehead!

Steep, steeper, steepest punishment!

I have been thinking of this photo and I sure know it will get you thinking as well.
Just what do you think of the photo of the duo?

Hello, I can't drop my Whatssap line on this public place. kindly drop yours if don't mind or link me via

farem_1@yahoo.com

Thanks

vedaxcool:
Ekweremadu a failure who has not impacted on his people but lies to them they are marginalised.

A no tel u?

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If Acting President Osinbajo Were Hausa Or Fulani... Yoruba Ronu It's Time To Go! By Bayo Oluwasanmi
When Muhammadu Buhari clinched the presidency, many Nigerians believed it was a year of a big, bloodless political revolution. But now we know this wasn't so much a revolution as a restructuring of the political order, a transfer of power from one elite to another, then the sort of bottom-up popular uprising that many Nigerians had in mind.
BY BAYO OLUWASANMI
JUL 14, 2017
When Muhammadu Buhari clinched the presidency, many Nigerians believed it was a year of a big, bloodless political revolution. But now we know this wasn't so much a revolution as a restructuring of the political order, a transfer of power from one elite to another, then the sort of bottom-up popular uprising that many Nigerians had in mind.
The economic melt down, unrest, protests, violence, the long intractable poverty, the sense of hopelessness and helplessness, the leadership vacuum created by the hospitalization of President Buhari, and the tyrannical abandon of problems facing Nigerians by the do-nothing National Assembly have spurred the long-dormant spirit of activism. The snowflakes, it seems, have whipped up a snowstorm.
Lately, Yorubas are being terrorized from all angles by the Hausas and Fulanis. The Fulani herdsmen are killing Yorubas like flies. Even the Acting President Yemi Osinbajo was not spared of the incursion of the Fulanis. He's being harassed, intimidated, insulted, humiliated, taunted, and turned into a ping pong ball by Aso Rock Hausa and Fulani cabals led by Bukola Saraki. The latest plot by Saraki and Aso Rock cabals published July 5, 2017, by SaharaReporters headlined “Aso Rock Cabal, Senator Saraki Commence Sabotage of Acting President Osinbajo As Buhari's Health Crisis Deepens” detailed how Saraki in an unholy alliance with other reactionary forces at Aso Rock plot to unleash tsunami of political upheavals to dislodge Osinbajo from assuming full presidential powers. On the confirmation of Ibrahim Magu, the EFCC Chair, the Attorney General of the Federation Abubakar Malami, said Osinbajo's statement on the issue didn't reflect the collective decision of the Federal Executive Council. Though, Malami had since denied the statement.
It bears repeating that were Osinbajo a Hausa or Fulani, he'll never have been subjected to such trauma and torture. It's troubling. It's dangerous. And it's saddening. What further evidence do we need that Nigeria isn't one country? What more reasons do we need to justify Yoruexit from Nigeria? It's in the best interest of Yorubas to start working on ways and means to disengage from Nigeria.
Like I have argued many times, it's too late to save Nigeria as is. In other words, the continued existence of Nigeria as one nation is beyond “restructure.” I believe the only way out for Yorubas is to hasten their exit from this hell hole called Nigeria. Anything short of that is unacceptable, unrealistic, and unworkable. We don't have to ask for anyone's permission to leave Nigeria. We don't have to wait for the primitive, decadent, hostile, system to evolve or for bad laws to change. In the best interest of direct action, we have to walk out of this pit of hell – now! The reckless political provocation by the Hausa and Fulani Aso Rock cabals should stretch Yoruba political imaginations. Yorubas are known to be tolerant, accommodating, liberal and refined. However, being reasonable and civilized should not be exploited by the Hausas and Fulanis. Of course, we have corrupt and selfish politicians among us. In the new Yoruba nation – Oduduwa Republic – We'll take care of the corrupt ones among us. We'll cut their wings. We'll tame them. We'll uproot them from our midst.
When we talk about secession, separation, call it any name, some Nigerians are uncomfortable acknowledging the contradictions, crises, and confusion in which a divided one Nigeria has been submerged for 58 years. When confronted with the reality of Nigeria's 58 years of misery, the apologists of one Nigeria have no cogent and convincing reasons other than tirade of trite cliches: “It's costly and destructive to break up,” “bigger is better,” there's strength in diversity,” “we cannot go it alone,” “we have much to lose than to gain.” And on, and on, and on. They conjure up these imaginary ghosts to justify the self-serving present. They forget we cannot erase or cover up the historical dystopian reality of Nigeria.
Why Yorubas Can't Wait
We waited 58 years hoping for miracles. It never came. Meanwhile, as we waited for a better Nigeria, things have gotten worse. Our education system once the envy of the world has been dismantled and mutilated. The curriculum has no content, no rigor, no substance, no value, no philosophy. It's an empty shell. As we waited, disparities in wealth increased with the looters prospering and the poor starving. The long running poverty slaughtered and uprooted as it were, the present generation and generations yet unborn. The persistence and prevalence of untamed corruption and infectious poverty daily consume our people. Inflamed ethnic rivalries and religious intolerance grow daily with intensity among the poor. It has fostered distrust and festered old ethnic prejudices.
As we waited, the excesses, evils, injustices, and wickedness of the ruling class have further chiseled the great divide between the haves and have nots and have collapsed our civilization and culture. Our society has been turned into a Hobbesian horror that a normal person must escape. An extended mediation of Nigerian maladies has turned citizens into a surviving appendage that begs for life support. As we waited, Nigeria remains a country of misery characterized by a rainbow of misadventures. The citizens of a country blessed with the world's most abundant resources live in one of the worst places on earth. The federal system of government has been rendered useless, ineffective and made impossible to work. It's a failure. It's a tombstone. It's fragile foundation built on a corrupt and deceitful Nigerian political model that doesn't make sense.
As we waited, Nigeria has turned into a jungle alien to rule of law, where might is right and where injustice reigns supreme. Nigeria provides a textbook example of a country being governed by fools, idiots, thugs, looters, and ignoramuses. These elected ruffians and con artists are the real enemies of our people. As we waited, Nigerian unskilled poor have exchanged rural poverty for even deeper miseries of the shanty towns with disaffection-filling movements. The swelling urban mobs, abductors, rapists, armed robbers, kidnappers, and hired assassins in the ghastly alleys of Lagos, Abuja, Port Harcourt, Onitsha, Kano, Benin, Otuoke, etc., are unchecked, disregarded, left to grow and fester.
You see, we've waited for 58 years. Every death hurts. Every impoverished Nigerian enrages. Every jobless Nigerian is a walking dead. The God given blessings for Nigeria are not shared or enjoyed in common. Justice, liberty, and prosperity are exclusive illusion of the poor. The sunlight that brought light and healing to the few, has brought stripes and death to our people. While the ruling class rejoices and relishes for one Nigeria, the poor are in perpetual mourning in the same country.
Can you hear the mournful wail of million of Yoruba youths whose lives are being wasted before our eyes and whose lives are being cut short by cheap preventable deaths? Can you see the bleeding of sorrow from Yorubas - the hungry, sick, helpless and hopeless children turned scavengers roaming the streets looking for food in the garbage dumpsters? Can you see Yoruba young girls turned prostitutes for lack of jobs and opportunities? Can you see Yoruba young men turned armed robbers as a result of being uprooted by poverty and precarious life? Can you see Yoruba gaunt, haggard looking senior citizens badly squeezed by hunger and disease and nowhere to turn?
Nigeria is false to the past. Nigeria is false to the present. Nigeria is solemnly binding herself to the false in the future. Nigeria is ruptured and fragmented. Lives of Yoruba people are split open like water melon ravaged by poverty served loosely together by jagged stitches of fear and insecurity.
Can you see the Yorubas...running helter-skelter from pillar to post … confused and in disarray, groping, gripping, dripping in the dark … See... Can you see...? Enough is enough. It's time to go!
bjoluwasanmi@gmail.com

http://saharareporters.com/2017/07/14/if-acting-president-osinbajo-were-hausa-or-fulani-yoruba-ronu-its-time-go-bayo-oluwasanmi

VanBommel:
Old news

You said it's old news. How old is the governor's tenure himself?

gbegeset:
mr Bode-Olayiwola Toluwani should please resend his CV to the stated email address. thank u

are you saying this opening has not been filled since June? There is something else, I presume

Lagos To Dethrone Land Grabbing Traditional Rulers
July 13, 2017

By Kazeem Ugbodaga

Lagos State Government on Thursday vowed to dethrone any traditional ruler who engaged in land grabbing and other illegal activities.
Coordinator, Lagos State Taskforce on Land Grabbing, Jide Bakare disclosed this at a sensitization programme on the Lagos State Properties Protection Law 2016, organized by the Office of Civic Engagement.

Bakare, who spoke at the event held at the Lagos State Government Secretariat, in Alausa, Lagos, Southwest Nigeria, said it was clearly stated in the law that any traditional ruler who engaged in illegal activities of land grabbing would be dethroned.

He said some high profile land grabbers had been arrested and being currently prosecuted, saying that government was determined to ensure that people who acquired properties were protected from activities Of land grabbers.
Special Adviser to the Governor on Civic Engagement, Kehinde Joseph said before now, property acquisition in the state was a nightmare, while acquiring land from land holding families, communities and individuals was fraught with fear and uncertainty.

“People could not be sure of safety of their properties as forceful takeover and fraudulent conduct became the order of the day. The ‘Omo Onile’ syndrome was a wide spread.
“Many communities were ransacked and property wantonly destroyed while government acquired land, were not spared as such were trespassed with impunity. There is no gainsaying the fact that a lot of people lost their lives as a result of this brigandage. People were denied the enjoyment of their property which they acquired through their hard-earned money,” he said.
Joseph said the above scenarios informed the reason why the State Properties Protection Law was passed by the State House of Assembly and signed into law by the governor in 2016.
A cross section of baales and others at the event
To ensure the effectiveness of the law, he said Governor Akinwunmi Ambode set up the taskforce on land grabbing to deal with actions of individuals or groups that might be on the wrong side of the law.
“As citizens, it is our civic responsibility to obey the law as ignorance of the law is no excuse. The State will not hesitate to wield the big stick against law breakers as such people are undesirable in our communities. Our people deserve to live peacefully and enjoy their property. Anything short of this is not acceptable to the Lagos State Government,” he added.
Joseph also appealed to land owners in the state to take advantage of the reforms on perfecting title documents of land in the state, as it is easier and faster now to obtain these documents.

https://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2017/07/13/lagos-vows-dethrone-traditional-rulers-engage-land-grabbing/

FACTS ABOUT AFRICA
1. The Gambia has only one university.
2. Equatorial Guinea is Africa’s only spanish speaking country.
3. South Africa is the most visited African country.
4. Nigeria has the richest Black people in Africa.
5. Samuel Eto’o is the highest paid Footballer of all time, he received about £350,000 weekly in Russia in 2011.
6. A person from Botswana is called a Motswana, the plural is Batswana.
7. A person from Lesotho is called a Mosotho.
8. A person from Niger is called a Nigerien.
8. A person from Burkina Faso is called a Burkinabe.
9. Nigeria has won more football cups than England.
10. Zimbabwe’s President, Robert Gabriel Mugabe is the world’s most educated President with 7 degrees, two of them are Masters.
11. Al-Ahly of Egypt is the richest club in Africa.
12. Didier Drogba is Chelsea’s highest goalscorer in European competition.
13. Johannesburg, South Africa is the most visited city in Africa.
14. Zinedine Zidane wanted to play for Àlgeria, but the selector rejected him, saying they are already many players like him in the team.
15. President Jacob Zuma was given a special award by Fifa for refereeing on Robben Island during his years as a political prisoner.
16. President Robert Mugabe was jailed for 11 years for fighting for freedom.
17. President Robert Mugabe is Africa’s oldest Head of State and the world’s second oldest Head of State. He was born in 1924.
18. The Seychelles are the most educated Africans. Seychelles’ literacy rates (Adult: 92%, Youth: 99%) Zimbabwe is 2nd (Adult:
91.2%,Youth: 99%).
19. Rwanda is a better country for gender equality than England and USA.
20. Somalia got its first ATM on October 7, 2014.
21. South Africa has the most Grammy award winners in Africa.
22. Ethiopia has the most airports in Africa.
23. Ethiopia’s economy is growing faster than China’s.
24. Eritrea’s President, Isaias Afwerki is the least richest President in Africa.
25. Ethiopia is Africa’s oldest independent country, it has existed for over 3,000 years without being colonised.
26. Haile Selassie 1 was the 225th and last Emperor of Ethiopia.
27. Nigeria has the most monarchs in the world.
28. Angola has more Portuguese speakers than Portugal.
29. President Jose Eduardo Dos Santos has ruled Angola since 1979.
30. President Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo is Africa’s longest serving Head of State. He has ruled Equatorial Guinea since August 3, 1979 when he overthrew his uncle, Francisco Nguema. His son, Teodoro Nguema Obiang Mangue is his Vice President and will succeed him if he resigns.
31. George Weah of Liberia is the first man to win World, European and African footballer of the year in the same year.
32. Swaziland is the only remaining absolute mornach in the world.
33. The Gambia is the smallest country in Africa followed by Swaziland.
34. King Sobhuza ll of Swaziland took the longest time in reigning Swaziland, 62 years as he was crowned in 1921 and died in August 1982 at the age of 83 years.
34.1. King Sobhuza II of swaziland, married 70 wives, who gave him 210 children between 1920 and 1970.
35. Zimbabwe is the only country in the world were almost everyone was a billionaire at one point

Via: Africa 2.0 Foundation

Mynd44:
So it is a crime to have sex?

No. It's no even with animals!
Shior..

Breaking: Ambode suspends Baale of Shangisha for faking kidnap

ON July 13, 20176:51 PM/IN
News/ BY Adekunle /

Lagos State Governor, Mr. Akinwunmi Ambode, on Thursday approved the immediate suspension of the Baale of Shangisha in Magodo, Chief Yusuf Ogundare for faking his kidnap which allegedly took place on July 5, 2017.


Details coming soon…

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/07/breaking-ambode-suspends-baale-shangisha-faking-kidnap/

13 July 1934 (age 83)
Wole Soyinka, Date of birth
Spouse: Folake Doherty-Soyinka (m. 1989)
Place of birth: Abeokuta
Wole Soyinka - Wikipedia
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/.../ Wole _ ...
Akinwande Oluwole "Wole" Babatunde Soyinka (Yoruba: Akinwándé Oluwo̩lé Babátúndé S̩óyinká, pronounced [wɔlé ʃójĩŋká]; born 13 July 1934 ) is a Nigerian playwright and poet. He was awarded the 1986 Nobel Prize in Literature, the first African to be honored in that category.