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Politics › Re: Buhari Congratulates Wellington Jighere For Emerging World Scrabble Champion by fart: 10:15pm On Nov 08, 2015

Nonsense

Family › Re: PHOTO: This Beautiful Girl Is Missing by fart: 6:16pm On Nov 08, 2015

What is beautiful about her? She went to enjoy di.ck for awhile. She's reappear when she is tired.

Romance › Re: Some Women Ll Nevr Cum. by fart: 9:08am On Nov 07, 2015

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What if she fart in the process

just inhale the love. If she even shit in you, you must continue

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Celebrities › Re: Wizkid, Olamide, Davido Flaunt Babies And Baby Mamas by fart: 5:13pm On Nov 06, 2015

Ugly

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Celebrities › Re: Waje Considers Breast Plastic Surgery by fart: 5:36pm On Nov 05, 2015

Tenim47:
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U spiks nonsense

Shut up before I come there and mess in your face

Celebrities › Re: Waje Considers Breast Plastic Surgery by fart: 4:56pm On Nov 05, 2015

Tenim47:
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Is dat ur problem?

I am comfortable with my flat chest thank you. She should have surgery on her di.ck and dash you some.

Celebrities › Re: Waje Considers Breast Plastic Surgery by fart: 4:54pm On Nov 05, 2015

She should also use surgery to reduce that manly nose

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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chijioke Who 'Heals' Women By Sucking Breast Opens Church In Kenya(audio) by fart: 3:44pm On Nov 05, 2015

Hian! Igbo man sef. They search for money anyhow.Na so them they catch HIV/AIDS God forbid. NO Nigerian woman should dare spread her legs for that animal abeg

Christianity Etc › Re: Abroad Must Favour My Family (hilarious Photo) by fart: 3:43pm On Nov 05, 2015

Forwetinnah:
Na for Edo and Delta States person for dey see all this outrageous church adverts. Haba!!

Please leave Delta State out of this nonsense

Christianity Etc › Re: Abroad Must Favour My Family (hilarious Photo) by fart: 3:42pm On Nov 05, 2015

Kizeeto:
Did you see the address?

Ogboni Road!

BTW there are way too many churches in B/C

From Ugbowo to PowerLine alone, I can count more than 100!

Ehen? People are looking for money now. Pastors must eat and own their private jets

Celebrities › Re: Munachi Abii Celebrates Her 28th Birthday by fart: 10:50am On Nov 05, 2015

I want to mess in her face

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Health › Re: Nigerians Dig Up, Eat Contaminated Chicken Buried By Customs In Rivers (Photos) by fart: 9:34am On Nov 05, 2015

Nigeria is packed with mumus. I am ashamed to be known as a Nigerian. This is how Ebola starts. MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS MUMUS

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Celebrities › Re: Susan Peters & Her Husband Enjoying Honeymoon (Photos) by fart: 2:27pm On Nov 04, 2015

Susan has chosen well. She will really enjoy her life. White men are the best for marriage. Black men are the rubbish of the earth. I advice all my Nigerian sisters to marry outside jare. We deserve to live our life with peace of mind

Romance › Re: I Have Been Traumatized Into Thinking I'm Ugly? by fart: 2:18pm On Nov 04, 2015

even if you are ugly, should that stop you from living your life? If you are not beautiful on the outside be beautiful on the inside.

Romance › Re: To All The Ladies Looking For A Perfect Man (pics Inside) by fart: 2:16pm On Nov 04, 2015

That is sad though. Why cant we wait for the perfect guy? Why is it so hard? We deserve to be with the perfect guy cry

NYSC › Re: Corps Member Dies At Enugu Orientation Camp by fart: 12:02pm On Nov 04, 2015

Posssible overdose of sleeping pills

Celebrities › Re: Damilola Attoh: “Any Teacher That Touches My Son Will Face The Devil” by fart: 6:34pm On Nov 03, 2015

Haba

Romance › Re: Guys I Think I'm About To Marry A MONSTER, Advice Me Pls, No Matter How Harsh by fart: 5:16pm On Nov 03, 2015

sukkot:
what exactly does that mean ? can you enlighten us on what you mean by the bolded

As long as her puss.y is tight

Romance › Re: Guys I Think I'm About To Marry A MONSTER, Advice Me Pls, No Matter How Harsh by fart: 1:19pm On Nov 03, 2015

As long as her pu.ssy is sweet. Just marry and be enjoying that alone.

Family › Re: Man Buys Honda SUV For Wife Who Gave Birth (pics) by fart: 1:10pm On Nov 03, 2015

Thief. That is my jeep. My jeep was stolen 2 weeks ago! Police Ooooooo! Help!

Celebrities › Re: Queen Susan Eniolorunda, Face Of Culture Nigeria Dazzles In New Creative Photos by fart: 8:44am On Nov 02, 2015

What is dazzling here? She looks like a man

Celebrities › Re: Nigel Sog, Nigerian Model Bent On Dethroning Denrele Releases New Pictures by fart: 4:15pm On Nov 01, 2015

If these people are not gay then I am a goat.

Politics › Re: More Photos Of People Scooping Fuel From Fallen Tanker In Ibafo,ogun by fart: 2:55pm On Nov 01, 2015

let fire catch those fools

Agriculture › Re: Harvest From A Nairalander's Peasant Farm (pictures) by fart: 2:52pm On Nov 01, 2015

Mutuwa:
Me love farming ..may the Almighty bless this yield.don't forget to feed the poor aswell..

Btw (according to someone)
The beauty of CHINA is TECHNOLOGY.
The beauty of INDIA is PHARMACY.
The beauty of ISRAEL is MILITARY MIGHT.
The beauty of GHANA is GOLD.
The beauty of BRITIAN is EDUCATION.
The beauty of SOUTH AFRICA is DIAMOND.
The beauty of LEBANON is CEDAR.
The beauty of MALAYSIA is PALM OIL.
The beauty of SAUDI ARABIA is TRADE.
The beauty of KUWAIT is CRUDE OIL.
The beauty of UNITED STATES is AUTHORITY.
The beauty of JAPAN is AUTOMOBILE.
The beauty of ITALY is TEXTILE.
The beauty of CZECH is STEEL.
The beauty of GERMANY is MACHINERY.
The beauty of ARGENTINA is BEEF.
The beauty of INDONESIA is WEARS.
The beauty of IRAQ is AMMUNITION.
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THE BEAUTY OF NIGERIA is __________?

Nigeria has no beauty. when God was sharing intelligence, Nigeria went to the toilet.

Politics › Re: Ige Street At Iyana Ipaja Flooded After Rains by fart: 4:25pm On Oct 31, 2015

this is how ebola spreads. it is even good. shey nigeria does not want to learn. when everybody has died we will see how politicians will continue to chop tax money

Crime › Re: Robbers Force LAUTECH Students To Sex One Another by fart: 4:19pm On Oct 31, 2015

cruzyteejay:
guy you take style mumu..................go to Pakistan and you will see shit,you dey yab naija

ODE

Shut your dirty mouth. the sh.it in your head has prevented you from facing your colouring book

Crime › Re: Robbers Force LAUTECH Students To Sex One Another by fart: 2:37pm On Oct 31, 2015

Nigeria is the toilet of the world. Now we can understand why Africans are brown. We are made of sh.it.

Health › Re: NAFDAC Wins Global Anti-counterfeiting Award by fart: 1:06pm On Oct 31, 2015

This is laughable

Events › Re: White People Dress As Blacks And Carry Nigerian Flag For Halloween (Pic) by fart: 9:33pm On Oct 30, 2015

It's even good sef. Nigerians like to embarrass themselves, oyinbo too want to join in embarrassing Nigerians. They dress up like that for Halloween implying that our bodies are scary which is true. We should take better care of our bodies but will we learn? No. So we should not be offended.

Travel › Re: Lagos-ibadan Expressway Gridlock In Pictures by fart: 3:04pm On Oct 30, 2015

the Struggle is real shocked

Crime › Re: This man almost got his head removed with a bottle during fight over age (pics) by fart: 2:55pm On Oct 30, 2015

Doctors sef have suffered. They have seen all sorts of nonsense. shocked

Family › Re: I’m Sad! Mum Is Having An Affair Six Month’s After Dad’s Death’ by fart: 2:47pm On Oct 30, 2015

Invoke your father's spirit so that he can glue your mother's pu*day shut and cover with it with herpes

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