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CrimeRe: Policeman Shoots Wife Dead In Error by fart: 9:49am On Nov 26, 2015
End time gun cry
CrimeRe: Policeman Shoots Wife Dead In Error by fart: 9:49am On Nov 26, 2015
End time gun
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Would You Give Blowjobs For 100k Monthly? Twitter User Narrates Ordeal by fart: 3:18pm On Nov 25, 2015
I will take the job as long as I wont be paying tax.
PoliticsRe: Meet Audu’s Teenage Wife Whose Dream Of Becoming Kogi Ist Lady Is Shattered(pics by fart: 10:31am On Nov 25, 2015
End time gold digger
PoliticsRe: Suntai's Daughter, Mariya, Set To Wed by fart: 10:11am On Nov 25, 2015
End time fatness
Nairaland GeneralRe: Cows On BRT Lane In Ikorodu Lagos (Photos) by fart: 10:09am On Nov 25, 2015
These people have been giving Nigeria headache since 1601. End time knowledge
FoodRe: Female Blogger Makes Bread With Yeast From Her Vagina [PICS] by fart: 4:28pm On Nov 24, 2015
Disgusting. End time woman
CelebritiesRe: Halima Abubakar Hits The Pool In Sexy Wear by fart: 3:39pm On Nov 24, 2015
Look at those yam legs.
TravelRe: Trailer With Container Nearly Falls Off A Bridge In Lagos by fart: 1:18pm On Nov 24, 2015
Chai, where was the fool rushing to eh? End time driver. There is God ooooooo
TravelRe: Keke Napep Bursts Into Flames On Abuja Expressway by fart: 1:11pm On Nov 24, 2015
Good. I am happy to see this. One less keke on the road. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
BusinessOne Word To Describe Hellofood.com by fart(op): 1:05pm On Nov 24, 2015
Failure

angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
CrimeRe: Police Arrest 21 Homosexual Students In Asaba, Delta State by fart: 10:49am On Nov 22, 2015
End time sexual relations
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2015/2016 Shell Petroleum Graduate Programme by fart: 10:02pm On Nov 21, 2015
cc150615:
I have seen
What were they rejected for?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2015/2016 Shell Petroleum Graduate Programme by fart: 8:23pm On Nov 21, 2015
Jarus:
Shell doesn't take up to 2 months to know your fate after the SRD.

Your fate could be:

1, Successful and to resume immediately (or when you're available). This is especially for candidates that did extremely well at the SRD.

2, Successful and put on waiting list till they have a space for you. Waiting list can take up to a year. Unfortunately, you can still be rejected after being on waiting list for as long as 1 year. I have a friend that was on a waiting list for 1 year and called to resume after 1 year. I have 2 others that were on waiting list for 1 year and later got regret email.

3, Straight regret email after SRD.


1 and 2 will be invited for medicals.
For medicals, what are they checking for? If somebody has diabetes is that grounds for regret mail? What are they looking for in medicals? What does it take for Shell to turn down someone over medicals please
HealthRe: SHAME: Over 50m Nigerians Defecate Openly (Pictured)–UNICEF by fart: 1:58pm On Nov 21, 2015
j1mmy:
India still takes the oscar

OVER 1 BILLION INDIANS DEFECATE OPENLY
Even if 60 billion Indians openly sh. it that is not the point. We don't want Nigeria to be on the list. Why must Nigeria be on the list of everything bad? I don tire sef
HealthRe: SHAME: Over 50m Nigerians Defecate Openly (Pictured)–UNICEF by fart: 1:52pm On Nov 21, 2015
I am ashamed to be Nigerian. I am ashamed to be African. See as oyinbo snap pictures of these people sh.iting for the world to see and the mumu allow oyinbo to take their picture. Even that one turn very well so that we can have full view of his nyash. Having black skin is a curse. Chai embarassed embarassed embarassed
FamilyRe: 'my Husband Cannot Satisfy Me Sexually'..... Wife by fart: 5:10pm On Nov 20, 2015
End time husband. This is a serious issue. I suggest divorce. If the di.ck is not sweet, then no marriage. Please run away from that impotent man. angry sad angry angry
FamilyRe: 'my Husband Cannot Satisfy Me Sexually'..... Wife by fart: 5:10pm On Nov 20, 2015
End time husband. This is a serious issue. I suggest divorce. If the di.ck is not sweet, then no marriage. Please run away from that impotent man.
Foreign AffairsRe: Photos From The Terrorist Attacks On Radisson Blu Hotel, Mali by fart: 2:21pm On Nov 20, 2015
Chai, Mali is an ugly place.
CelebritiesRe: The Net Dress Dencia Wore To The Latina Grammy Awards by fart: 2:19pm On Nov 20, 2015
She looks looks like a drag queen
Nairaland GeneralRe: Cows Ran Into A Bus At Ilesa-Ibadan (pictures) by fart: 8:29pm On Nov 19, 2015
You are not to eat animals that are already dead. I hope the police will dispose of them and not release them for eating. Those poor cows, it pains me to see dead animals. I want to become a vegan.
PoliticsRe: My Take On The Missing 105 Nigerian Soldiers - Cramjones by fart: 5:58pm On Nov 19, 2015
Forget this please there are more important things to beg for. I don't ha e light in my house. Please Mr. President please, I need light oooo
PoliticsRe: #bringbackoursoldiers Now Trending On Twitter (screenshots) by fart: 3:31pm On Nov 19, 2015
Bring back our soldiers for what? Let them stay wherever they disappeared to mscheeewww
CrimeRe: See Photos From The Robbery Incident In Ikorodu This Morning by fart: 8:58am On Nov 19, 2015
Good. I like that they striped him naked. look at his dirty nyash. why didn't they photograph the small charcoal di.ck?
FashionRe: Nwadike Gloria Kelechi Wins Miss Planet Nigeria 2015 (photos) by fart: 8:05pm On Nov 18, 2015
There is every sort of beauty contest in this Nigeria. When is Miss Mami Water 2015 going to start sef
CrimeLook At The Nonsense Total Filling Station Is Doing. by fart(op): 7:47pm On Nov 18, 2015
What is wrong with this picture? I'll tell you. This employee is selling only to Okadas. Whereas cars have been pushed to the side. Ignored. I have been waiting for 3 hours now. Nigerians are animals I tell you.

CrimeRe: Robbery Taking Place In Festac Town Now by fart: 1:21pm On Nov 17, 2015
gudluckgreat:
Seriously?? shocked :oo

Festac no go hear word for this people? cry
I am telling you My brother.. cry I beg pray for those of us who live there. If anyone is a friend of these people please I beg you to plead with them to stop.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Did You Fill Your Account No And BVN On Fidelity Recruitment Page? by fart: 1:20pm On Nov 16, 2015
informato:
is the recruitmen still on ?.... the link please
You are a fool. It's a scam by now you still don't understand. Idiot
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Did You Fill Your Account No And BVN On Fidelity Recruitment Page? by fart: 1:12pm On Nov 16, 2015
Chai! Thank God I don't have an account with them, I have always known monkyes on typewriters run that place.

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