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Give him a hot slap

If you are not hearing of at least one trailer accident per day...you are not in Nigeria.

How does this decrease the price of garri, matches, derricka, yam, house rent, BRT fare, inflation, aeroplane ticket, etc?

I see now. There is someone who is invited at 10 and another person invited at 11 am. I think this assessmemt is based on a first come first serve basis

I think the name of the company we are applying for is Addax Petroleum

Ehen? Your boss is tired of your loose p.u.ssy

Emmalaw10:
Only that miss Germany, Miss Dominican Rep and Miss Guinea can rival our own Collette for that crown!

Mis guinea? If I give you one hot slap, your eyes will somersault

menabae:
I think miss Nigeria is the prettiest of them all if the competition is centered on face alone not sexiness,my #opinion thou#chai miss kenya,mali and ghana I comment my reserve

Shut up. Do you need flogging? Miss Estonia...chai fine girl

azeeza:
Abeg she better pass miss. Mali becos she looks bonny abi?

Boney is what oyinbo like. Oyinbo people like to see bone.

Which one is that? Has miss Nigeria lost her eyesight? All her African peers did not tie gele or even wear their native clothing. They know not to do that because oyinbo does not like it. Bet it. Nigeria will not win. Disgrace. Must we come last in everything?

Only an Igbo man can marry this type of woman

God is good.

SSpeter:
The way wey we dey comment for this thread and with the serious nd enthusiasm showed I hope we discover crude oil....

Nigeria just found oil in Chad

The picture is nice but why do African not like to consider minor details? There is tissue and broom stick on the floor. A classy photo now looks like trash. Please it is good to copy oyinbo sometimes. They have sense. Clearly the black man does not. mscheeewww

NA WA. Nigerians are now misbehaving overseas oo. Anyway, why am I shouting. Nigerians have been disgracing Nigeria since 1603

Cutehector:
I don't do relationships...

That's my boy. Check my threads to see what I had to say about wanting to be single forever

seankay:
Soon some people would start selling sealed fart

Igbos

Karma ! God is in control

satowind:
My wife has been hiding her salary from me. Even when we were dating thou saw it as normal till now 2 months into our marriage and she still refuse to tell me her salary but she knows mine.


Why do people hide there salary especially girls?

Just check her phone for alerts while she is in the bathroom

Chai, they just put rubbish inside their system without knowing what it is. If it was a white man he will ask questions and investigate. But black man will just pick and eat, no questions asked. Monkyes..

Plenty women in this nation deserve to be slapped.

Since she is giving you stress, then give her hell too. You are a madam. Rudely command her about. Enter her room and destroy her property after all who can do anything to you? Show her pepper. is she the only one in the world who can be rude? Spit on her and walk away. Eye her to her face. When she is not caring for the grandfather, give her more work. If she had work she would not have the time to disturb you. So have her scrub every inch of the house clean. Even the roof must be scrubbed clean

Lol, these people are awesome

Cute

Why not? They don't want us to expose their nyash? They don't want the world to see the true failures that they are? Nonsense.

That evangelist is covered in the blood of the Devil

If you like leave, who is holding you. Mscheww

MTN should shut up and pay th money. When south Africans were killing nigerians in south Africa did it not occur that they would pay dearly for that? Also what about all the money MTN steals from us? If I make call for one minute they deduct 1000 naira from my balance. Fools. They must pay every kobo. Let us hear word. No body should feel bad for the company jare.

MTN should shut up and pay th money. When south Africans were killing nigerians in south Africa did it not occur that they would pay dearly for that? Also what about all the money MTN steals from us? If I make call for one minute they deduct 1000 naira from my balance. Fools. They must pay every kobo. Let us hear word. No body should feel bad for the company jare. .

MTN should shut up and pay th money. When south Africans were killing nigerians in south Africa did it not occur that they would pay dearly for that? Also what about all the money MTN steals from us? If I make call for one minute they deduct 1000 naira from my balance. Fools. They must pay every kobo. Let us hear word. No body should feel bad for the company jare.

I don't see anything enviable there. She should have put a ball of cloth in the bosom area to mimic breasts