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Pete Edochie, a top Nollywood Actor is unarguable one of the most funniest Nollywood actors when it comes to his proverbs in movies. This reminds us of Robert Mugabe's Jokes.

Checkout some of Pete Edochie's proverbs below...

1. The little opportunity given to a monkey to wear cloths, does not guarantee it to join the dinning table.

2. Girls are like mangoes, while you are waiting for them to be ripe, others are eating them with salt.

3. Whoever presents his own head to break coconut would not be able to partake in the eating of it.

4. A man who hangs around a beautiful girl without saying a word ends up fetching water for guests at her wedding.

5. A man who counts his money after withdrawing from the ATM has trust issues.

6. If something that was going to chop off your head only knocked off your cap, you should be grateful.

7. When a girl has beauty without Brains, the Private parts suffer the most.

8. Having a Female as a Best friend is like having Chicken for a pet, You will eat it some day.

9. The wolf on the hill is not as hungry as the wolf climbing the hill.

10. Never let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent & kick them out.

11. Life goes on, Even if you don't want it to.

12. Drinking garri doesn't mean you're poor but allowing it to swell before drinking is poverty.

13. The buttocks are like a married couple though there is constant friction between them, they will still love and live together.

14. Fire and gun-powder do not sleep together![/quote]Please, comment and tell us which number is your favourite and why?

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crossfire:
Rily

Robert Mugabe quotes are one of the best comedy on the internet today.

These memes mostly about love, Nigeria and recently president Trump, make you laugh so much till your sides ache! I have no idea how these jokes started but they have become so popular and now Zimbabwe's Mugabe along with Pete Edochie proverbs are the funniest thing around.

Watch this and i dare you not to laugh out loud!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6_zBwoUI6k

Lalasticlala, Seun

davillian:
They can't do poo in Russia.

Fact! God bless you!

TrueSenator:

What?

The leader of IPOB, Nnamdi Kanu has Challenge The Proscription Of IPOB, Heads To Court

Will he ever win in this battle with the federal government?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gZxXWs_d8A

mhizesther:
Patiently waiting for another lady to cry for them

hmmmmmmmmm

What Are You Waiting For?

Nemesis1:
Dan banzai shege mutum

You mean?

pweshdodo:
this man don start, what did he say cos I no get MB to stream

Kemperor:
The man spoke well..

The foundation of Nigeria �� is weak...

The question is; Can this country of over 250 ethnic groups work?

God Will Help Us!!!

musicwriter:
He closed with the wrong quote. Its not "war-war is better than jaw-jaw". That's exactly the opposite!.

The right quote is "jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war". That's the exact quote, but could also be "better to jaw-jaw than to war-war".

MEANING: Let us continue to engage each other in a constant dialogue, even if nothing is achieved, rather than resorting to war.

Hmmmmmmm

Are You Sure?

ydass:
Liar, it has nothing to do with IPOB

Really?

yarimo:
Going stronger in false media, but in reality python is still dancing strongly

Hmmmmmmm

Really?

In this video many have spoken and demonstrated how this group has gone stronger.

What do you have to say or what should the federal government do next?

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In this shocking but trending video, Bill Gates is seen speaking pidgin English...

World’s richest man Bill Gates in an interview with BBC Pidgin introduced himself in Pidgin English.

“My people for Africa,” he began, “how una dey?”

Gates went on to answer questions from Nigerians on what his foundation – Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation – is doing to help with poverty and insurgency.

Video Credit: 'Brainnews Radio'

Source: http://www.nigeriapen.com/2017/09/world-richest-man-bill-gates-speaks.html

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k8U3KeI3zw

Biafra: I'm Still Shocked Why This Video Hasn't Gone Viral

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7alnEz-_s8

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Patrick Obahiagbon is a Nigerian politician and legal practitioner.

He was elected to the House of Representatives in 2007, and served Oredo until his appointment as Chief of Staff to Governor Adams Oshiomole in 2011.

The Former lawmaker, Patrick Obahiagbon has finally spoken about Biafra, but much focus was on the agitators and lastly on the unity of Nigeria.

You will enjoy his speech, And also love it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_jnNDEJuUw

Nigeria's President M. Buhari addresses the nation on the on this throwback video about Biafra, His health And Ojukwu.

You will love this throwback video.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLEJBk-QS7s

collinometricx:

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Why laughing?

BunbleBee:
.

What?

In this Video Former President Of Nigeria, Olusegun Obasanjo Speaks on Biafra, the old time and the way forward for Biafrans...

Who Is Obasanjo? Olusegun Mathew Okikiola Aremu Obasanjo, GCFR Yoruba: Olúṣẹ́gun Ọbásanjọ́, born c. 5 May 1937) is a former Nigerian Army general who was President of Nigeria from 1999 to 2007. Obasanjo was a career soldier before serving twice as his nation's head of state.

A must Watch video...

Please, click the share button so your friends can also watch it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b4QKlFUdbQ

pweetygiftofGod:

But, Why?

omenka:
Orji Kalu knows exactly what he is saying.

hmmmmmmmm

Sure?

Okoroawusa:
I knew that since 2 yrs ago.

Really?

BudeYahooCom:
Buhari will release Kanu to me ~ Orji kalu (2016)

I don't need the support of efulefus and hausa fulani slave politicians. They are the problem of Biafrans ~ Nnamdi Kanu (2016)



Nnamdi kanu is a scam ~ Orji Kalu (2017)


Connect the dotted lines.....

Criminal orji who wrecked Abia state for 8 years with his 'mother excellency' is lamenting the dwindling of his political fortunes, he wanted to use Kanu's incarceration and the rise of IPOB to stimulate his redundant political carreer. Kanu prevented him from doing that, he got angry and called Kanu a scammer. Illiterate Orji that couldn't win his ward during senatorial elections.

Must You Talk?

BrainnewsNg:
God will help us

Amen!

Nigerian Universities Students Speaks on the damages that the ASUU Strike had caused.

In the video SaharaTV visits the University of Lagos, Akoka, to find out how students are responding to the strike that has just been suspended.

But on Monday, September 18, 2017 ASUU officially suspended the strike action.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iue_UmI3sU

The Academic Staff Union of Nigerian Universities, ASUU, has officially suspended its one month, six days strike.

ASUU said it was suspending the strike till end of October for government to fulfill its pledges.

The union directed university lecturers to resume duty from Tuesday, September 19, 2017.

The suspension of the strike was announced on Monday evening after a meeting with the government delegation.

At the meeting, a memorandum of understanding was signed with the federal government delegation led by the Minister of Labour, Chris Ngige.

Mr. Ngige had earlier said both parties produced “collective agreement of action” after the meeting.

ASUU embarked on an indefinite strike on August 13, following government’s failure to implement the agreement reached with the union in November 2016.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVAojD4Y2n0

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