OKWUSIGO:

[color=#006600][/color] l love you for this comment; you just read my mind

lol.

Who else thinks she should have tattooed the other eye too?

RoyalUc:


You are pretty also

thanks dear

she's very pretty. her looks didn't change. the make up only covered the black spots on her face. very very good. not like some girls that'd take the face of another person after make up.

Hi guys, I'd be a year older this month. I've been thinking about celebrating my birthday, but I want it low key. My budget right now is 50K. I'm still an undergraduate. The cake fee isn't inclusive, already got that paid for.
I'd appreciate your suggestions on how to go about this.What venue do you feel would be suitable and how do I go about it?
lalasticlala, mynd44
help me move this to FP.

MrRichy:


we your supporters are behind you

thanks love. Ive been verified

adewumiopeyemi:
FASTGYAL

yes dear

doctorkush:
olosho trying to become a baby mama.telling us she's a month pregnant just three weeks after meeting our friend...
she attended the weeding and sat behind us "men in suit"
you need see the look on our face like WTF.

and

best man that won't let the bride's ass be . ... rocking it like kilode and people begin to wonder who really is the groom?
well wasn't his fault. we all drank jack Daniels all the way to the reception ..
we had to drag the mumu outta the reception after he threw up ...


isn't that awkward

well this is

groom's parent started exchanging resounding slaps continuously and the elderlies had to separate them ...it was a royal rumble ...
they both are divorced for long, didn't get enough gist but we learnt they both are enemies and never always meet.
groom was just there and crying like
"why are you always disgracing me on my happy moments" ..heard that isn't their first or second, they always choosing the day their son is celebrating ...

the awkward thing is that we don't know if we should go console the crying groom, the embarrassed bride, the wrestling parent or just demolish the plate of jollof right before us...

we choose the later "jollof rice"

this got me rotfl

MrRichy:
this year contest weak me.... them aunties be forming... mtcheew..

fastgyal is like you have not verified ?

I'll do that before Wednesday. its been escaping my.mind. thanks for.reminding.me.

UncleRichy:


aunty fastgyal do fast and send your picture nah...

yes sir

Draei:
Fastgyal
Wuminity,

Changed your mind?

I haven't verified by sending my picture, but gonna do that soon

Who certified him dead?
once you're dead, you're dead!
that guy only went into coma for 3 days.

agrovick:


I truly adore you, how soon can you cook for me

lol

makydebbie:






Glo users, by their comments you shall know them.

I swear bro

f

That's not true. if a guy truly adores me and does everything to make me happy and satisfied, then cooking or helping him with chores shouldn't be a big deal.
When you'd ask me not to cook for him is if he doesn't appreciate/value me.
shikena

True. pls nominate fastgyal for Miss NL 2017
thanks a lot.

UncleRichy:
I nominate fastgyal

www.nairaland.com/fastgyal

Cc: Dygeasy

thank you

ImDharay:

Fastgyal, are you accepting the
nomination or not...

I am

Let's talk about our most embarrassing moment.
Ok I have two here.
1. The day I skipped classes to go see a guy, my mom caught me and dragged me that day. everyone was watching, I felt like dying, and I had boasted to the guy then that I could go out without asking for permission.
2. This is really funny, it happened in my secondary school days. I went out with my brother. twas on New year's day. If u see my dressing that day eh, You go bow!
I knew many guys wanted to approach me, but they held back because they felt my brother was my lover. I had a crazy jean on, a designers top and matching face cap, my boots were on point too.
Ok nau, it was time to go home, I didn't feel the need to use the toilet, when we walked for about 7 minutes, I started feeling uneasy. I told my bro I wanna poo And he started yelling, he asked me to hold it till we get home. I told him I couldn't, he was like "eh, poo in my mouth na". Oya na, we got into the bus, traffic was mad, I begged him to let me come down, he gave me any angry look.
my brothers and sisters, lo and behold, my anus gave way, I was purging like hell. had to poo on my body in the bus. The woman sitting beside me wasn't comfortable with the odour, she was making funny faces and shouting. when I came down from the bus. I had messed it up. Had to go home in shame that day.

ImDharay:

Those i would've loved to nominate will
definitely feel too pompous by declining...

nominate me jare

I know some people would blast him, but you can choose to ignore and waka pass, cuz no one is forced to comment.
I believe you sir, and every true Christian does. May God give us the grace to abide by his words. no one prays for death to catch him/her unawares.

It's Tuesday, the first work day of the week.
These are made men. Me I'm just a young girl who's striving to make a name for herself.
so Instead of me to start working, I should start comparing who rocked the shirt well abi?
issokay.

I'm bringing this here because its a public forum and a medium through which we meet great personalities and individuals from different fields.
I'm a model, a vixen and I'm not new to the world of pageantry.
do you have a design you wanna showcase or yours is a modeling firm looking for hot and classy ladies?
kindly send me a PM. I promote wears too on my social media platform.
note; The location is Lagos, LaSU Rd. Ojo.

what good has that fan done to people living on his streets?
some people just wanna be relevant.
I dunno when Peter became a governor that's its not a priority for him to invest in his state.

The truth is that anybody can die in Nigeria right now, if a stray bullet doesn't hit YOU, a truck would fail brake and destroy you,or a container that is on a truck would fall down or a fighter jet could mistakenly drop a bomb or fall down, or armed robbers would attack you, or the kidnappers would come for you, or the jobless youths would hunt you down and use u for money ritual, or you would have accident on the bad roads etc...It's crazy

Good! That's why it isn't good to reply critics, just ignore.
when they're tired of pointing out the bad things in you, they get tired and begin to love you.
so Freeze loves this picture despite all he's said against my papa in the Lord?

Lol!!
In a relationship, one person is always Right, and the other is a male.

Chikelue2000:
Men for me its definitely Lion


Fastgyal will agree with me

hi

Chikelue2000:
how I wish u were so close, maybe a slap will reset ur brain factory


Fastgyal good morning, its bin awhile

morning dear