₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,344,640 members, 8,512,935 topics. Date: Wednesday, 04 November 2026 at 09:17 AM

Toggle theme

Fastseo's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Fastseo's Profile › Fastseo's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 (of 83 pages)

Family › Re: How Can I Do My Wedding With 500k by fastseo: 9:25am On May 08, 2020
CAPSLOCKED:
LOL, THAT PERSON HAS BEEN ABANDONED BY THREE DIFFERENT FIANCES IN A ROW. JUDGING BY WHAT SHE PRESENTS AS HER PERSONALITY, THAT NUMBER MAY RISE TO 10 ONE DAY AND SHE'LL STILL BE HERE DOING NONSENSE.
Are you saying she is now synonymous to the Covind-19 Chinese virus grin
Programming › Re: Web Development Isn't Lucrative Anymore. by fastseo:
If you learn it very well you can develop free templates and distribute it on WordPress why you get a premium version for a fee @ February I paid 49$ for a premium template after making use of their free version

Edited



DanRay1:
Sounds interesting. Instead of developing a site, I like the idea of developing templates and custom plugins. I'll see if that's lucrative.
Am no Web developer but a blogger. Please don't underestimate any ICT stuff you see online. Have never work for anyone before but have mastered the art of blogging over years.

I can't write a single code with out making mistakes while I can read a little but I would have love to learn app or Web development each time I get distracted.
Politics › Re: IPOB And Their Minion-like Behavior by fastseo: 1:28pm On May 07, 2020
Covind-19 is ravaging the world. Kano for instance is already the epicentre of the whole stuff.

Leave kanu alone. We have issues at hand that is killing thousands of Nigeria undetected
Health › Re: COVID-19: Flour Mills Of Nigeria Distributes 35,000 Test Kits To Kano, 14 States by fastseo: 10:30am On May 07, 2020
I have not heard... " the federal government bought 500,000 test kits" all test kits used are either donated by foreign or private bodies
Family › Re: How Can I Do My Wedding With 500k by fastseo:
girls see wedding as a show off and competition stuff. Almost all girls of nowadays hawk marriage to the highest bidder.

First you have to sit the girl down and talk to her that this is what you have. You don't want to run into debt after the wedding.


You might not hire a hall just use an open space with canopies or a primary school hall. But the rain is about being aggressive as we approach June.

Get a photographer that will collect cheap for from you. Let's say 40k. Let go of video coverage.

Get a suit of let's say 20k or less and a shoe of 10k. Rent a gown for your wife and get her a shoe. For her makeup there are still girls that will do a good Job for her on a low key stuff.

For the food am sure that 1 bag of rice, meet and other stuff... 120k. Will be good to go. (I see greater part of the money going for food)


Get a low budget MC and a low budget DJ.
Depending on your location, there are low budget event planner that you can hire chair and table from...

I see 500k doing a good job here.

Opp this link will help you https://www.nairaland.com/5847104/banker-commits-suicide-after-divorce

Politics › Re: Ishaq Akintola's Muric Should Go To Kano And Show True Affection To His People by fastseo: 3:53pm On May 03, 2020
Or share palliative to the good people of kano
Politics › Re: Deputy Governor In Trouble For Transferring COVID-19 Fund To A Woman's Account by fastseo: 9:56am On May 02, 2020
angry
If not for wickedness on the part of our leaders from the local government to the Federal level... The Covind-19 cases wouldn't have gone up like this.

Distribute food and relive packages so people will stay inside... They see it as a time to enrich themselves, steal everything then start sharing 1 cup of garri.
Politics › Re: Fuel Subsidy Will Not Return, FG Assures IMF by fastseo: 9:09am On May 02, 2020
cheesy when you run out of money that is when you will now have money saving and making ideas.
Family › Re: How Can I Win My Wife's Heart Back? by fastseo: 12:35pm On May 01, 2020
It's a jaz called keyamata, blue eye etc.... Digital otumokpo.. Do as I say and they are many. Most goes for 20k to 100k.

You sleep with such girls... You are gone


Go to Facebook you will see girls patronising these sellers.
Properties › Re: New Construction Of A Block Of 6 Flats Of 2 Bedrooms In Enugu East. by fastseo: 2:54am On May 01, 2020
spyder880:
I will ask someone.
Okay. Thanks
Autos › Re: Toks Lexus ES330 @ 1.350 by fastseo: 7:11pm On Apr 30, 2020
greggng:
How can u sell this car for this amount ....? You need to convince us that u actually paid for custom duties...and also you picked it for free in abroad ....All I am saying ...,is that I am not convince embarassed
No custom paid on it.
Autos › Re: RX 350 Naija Used by fastseo: 2:09am On Apr 29, 2020
No pictures.
Properties › Re: New Construction Of A Block Of 6 Flats Of 2 Bedrooms In Enugu East. by fastseo: 11:02am On Apr 28, 2020
spyder880:
Owerri is looking good now, lots of good lands around N5m in Orji, Irete, Naze and Uratta areas.
Is it possible for one to get a land for 2.5 in owerri. Even if its 10 minutes drive to the city
Properties › Re: The Making Of The "Enugu Block Of 12 Flats Of 1 Bedroom Apartments" by fastseo: 10:52am On Apr 28, 2020
I love your work.

Please at this point how much have you spent. A rough estimate will be better.
Family › Re: How Do I Handle A Husband Who Wants To Have Sex Almost Everyday? by fastseo: 7:31pm On Apr 27, 2020
Julietsim:
U don't understand. Having sex everyday can be tiring. It also affect the Virgina. U think it is easy for women? It is not. I sometimes have pain because it is too much. We didn't have sex until we were married. I never knew he was like this.
grin grin wink you Don buy market...

You are really a comedian grin
Family › Re: What Business Can I Invest 500k On With A Weekly Return Of 2k by fastseo: 7:13pm On Apr 27, 2020
You can get a good keke.. Second new for 350k with solid engine..


Daily returns in urban area will be like 4 to 5k daily. You can ride it your self which is the best.

Note : am not a keke rider but I have interviewed some and we gist hence they easily open up to me their daily returns.

First guy told me he makes 7k to 10k daily.. I guess the 10k might be Monday, Tuesday and there might be fluctuation. While December he makes 15k and thereabout. On daily basis.

The second guy stays close to me... He own a recently built bungalow... He says 7k daily..


The 3rd guy... Brought tiles for me... He deals on goods.. Like carrying of tiles, building materials etc yo close and distance places.. So he gives them his number when customers buy they call him... He said he makes 8k to 15k.. He might just go 3 or 4 returns and close for the day this guy said he bought the keke 300k and it was driven by the first user for a year and few months while he has driven it getting to 1 year and 6 months with no repair on the engine


Note: its best you buy a brand new keke for 650 to 750k at least for 5 months u won't service it.
Web Market › Re: Verified GOOGLE ADSENSE Acct + .com.ng Domain For Sale by fastseo: 6:54pm On Apr 27, 2020
Timking123:
Hello guy i do you need a google adsense acct for your blog or website.

I have a verified google adsense acct
Plus a .com.ng domain for sale

20k

Negtiable

Please only intrested people should message me.
Email: Naija4ustv@gmail.com

Fb: https://www.facebook.com/uyiosa.edionwe.5
Post your WhatsApp number
Webmasters › Re: How Did Legit.ng Become Among Nigeria's Top 10 Most Visited Sites by fastseo: 6:52pm On Apr 27, 2020
papabiz:
Oga are you working with Dem? Stop doing guess work
His is not far from the truth..
Business To Business › Re: Dormicilairy Account by fastseo: 6:30pm On Apr 27, 2020
What's the source of the money?
Webmasters › Re: Help:google Adsense Denial by fastseo:
Google will never give you specific reason to why your blog was denied... It won't rather they will refer you to their guidelines

Looking at that blog... Google will hardly approve it because there is no unique work done there... All you do is to copy headlines and more also I don't know if the content are original.


To get started :

Get original unique content; the headlines or captions must be unique (this is very important)

Get at least 15 solid post that meet the above criteria with each having around 500 words.

Get all the required pages the resubmit.


Note: Google has gone pass original content,they now look at your caption or headline to check if you are trying to compete with other available sites.
Autos › Re: Very Clean 06 Lexus Es330 Toks Leather For Just 1.870m Cash Needed by fastseo: 2:47pm On Apr 26, 2020
Location?
Politics › Re: See What Is Happening In Edo Specialist Hospital by fastseo: 2:01pm On Apr 26, 2020
Specialist hospital that looks like a poultry farm.
Even poultry farms in advanced countries are far more equipped than this.

Useless country and useless government
Crime › Re: Remembering 2016- How Much Did You Lose To MMM? by fastseo: 7:36pm On Apr 25, 2020
I was persuaded to invest by most of my friends then.. One of my friends was really doubling his money then and was giving me lectures and swore to his life that with MMM he will buy his dream car, build his house... Lol


At that same time I was about starting my building and one mind was like why not invest part of the money or all into it and use the proceed to be building cry

What held me back was the money I lost in forex trading in 2010 and some kind of HYIP (high yield investment program) i did which all failed me and ruined me financially. So each time I had a flash back.. I held my self a little.



Imagine if I had pull all funds into it and it crashed.... Maybe by now I would have been a tenant... Cos the house was finished in less than a year later on.
Health › Re: Kano Mysterious Deaths by fastseo: 3:12pm On Apr 25, 2020
Kano state and federal government should step in and act by sending in medical experts to find the root cause of this death.

If its Coronavirus then the whole population is at risk as this disease can wipe out an entire region within a short period of time
Politics › Re: Canada -based Nigerian Man Shows Off The $2290 He Got From The Government. PICX by fastseo: 1:37pm On Apr 21, 2020
rusher14:
Oil?

That's why Nigeria is still backwards because simple arithmetic most of her citizens do not engage in, with all due respect.

Nigeria produces at the very best, 2.5 million barrels a day - in actuality it's often like 1.98 barrels daily.

Multiply 2.5 million by 100 dollars (it hasn't even been 70 dollars in 7 years), that gives you 250 million dollars daily.

That means a country of 180 million people share 250 million dollars daily.

That means a little over a dollar a day for each Nigerian assuming this was shared evenly amongst everyone.

Total failure.

Contrast with Canada of 35 million people producing 5.2 million barrels of oil daily.

Let's not go into other enterprises that the population engages in.
Stop sounding like a broken record.

The government generates free money from oil revenue for a long period of time. All they do is to embezzle it with no single infrastructure on ground..

I thought you will blame Goodluck Jonathan... He didn't save for the raining day when oil was an all time high.

How much has Buhari saved? At least he has been in office for the past 5 Good years and oil was selling for 60 to 70 $ per barrel
Health › Re: Nigeria’s COVID-19 Tests Climbs Up To 8,000 by fastseo: 5:51am On Apr 21, 2020
huhThe key to winning this war is mass testing, contact tracing while everyone stay indoors

I don't know if Nigeria want to eat those test kit donated to them...
How can economically weaker and smaller African countries have more testing capacity than Nigeria? Why on earth do we joke with serious matter like this?

Just look at their plan May to September when other countries are massively testing so as to reopen their economy.
Politics › Re: woman Received 40k Covid-19 Relief Find From FG (video) by fastseo: 4:37pm On Apr 20, 2020
Simplyleo:
1. The north has the poorest people and you agree 100%, so what's the fuse? angry

2. I thought the relief package is audio. Is it not audio again? huh
Hope you have received yours? Cos you said Las las, no shimgba for online trolls

Politics › Re: woman Received 40k Covid-19 Relief Find From FG (video) by fastseo: 4:36pm On Apr 20, 2020
Sundaygirl:
Fake. How come upon all our complaints and yearning, even a cup of rice we are yet to receive?
https://www.nairaland.com/5804595/428941-nigerians-got-cash-24

It's because you have brothers and sisters abroad sending you money.

Do you know at night we don't sleep here...? I have personally deactivated all my ATM and USSD Code...
Thieves comes with POS at night.
. Two night ago they kidnapped a man very close to my area at night
Politics › Re: woman Received 40k Covid-19 Relief Find From FG (video) by fastseo: 4:34pm On Apr 20, 2020
Sundaygirl:
Fake. How come upon all our complaints and yearning, even a cup of rice we are yet to receive?
Call someone to interpret what the woman just said
Politics › Re: COVID-19: Abia Yet To Receive Any Support From FG - Ikpeazu by fastseo: 2:52pm On Apr 20, 2020
Simplyleo:
But I thought all eastern states don't need fed govt support. angry
Do you know that we in East pays tax? Each car we import we pay customs duty to the Federal government. Imagine paying 400 to 800k per each car cleared in.

We also pay via stamp duties, import duties, indirect taxes from goods imported into the country etc.
Health › Re: . by fastseo: 7:01am On Apr 20, 2020
Rozz:
you followed me to health section where I complained about adding flesh and needed suggestions,did you actually screen shot this?please I beg you to take it down.I am beginning to understand this place better. thanks
F one down..... Down grin

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 (of 83 pages)