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 Career › Re: Computer Enginnering Or Computer Science by fattbabakay(m): 8:04pm On Jan 04, 2016 |
k7teen:You might wanna see >>> http://www.eduregard.com/computer-engineering-vs-electrical-engineering/ |
| Celebrities › Re: Lil Kesh Flaunts Fresh Look In Agbada.. Yea Or Nay? by fattbabakay(m): 8:01pm On Jan 04, 2016 |
The kinda ojoro dey did for dis guy no be here, ts from congo |
| Education › Re: Top 10 Nigerian Universities With The Most Beautiful Girls See Which Is Numba-1 by fattbabakay(m): 12:12pm On Jan 04, 2016 |
Amethyst1:GUYS ABI GIRLS  |
| Education › Re: Top 10 Nigerian Universities With The Most Beautiful Girls See Which Is Numba-1 by fattbabakay(m): 12:07pm On Jan 04, 2016 |
[size=16pt]I repeat... Remove OBAFEMI AWOLOWO UNIVERISITY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP DECEIVING PEOPLE[/size] 45 Likes 4 Shares |
| Education › Re: Top 10 Nigerian Universities With The Most Beautiful Girls See Which Is Numba-1 by fattbabakay(m): 12:07pm On Jan 04, 2016 |
Maamin:[size=16pt]Mr Man remove OAU!!!!!!![/size] 39 Likes 3 Shares |
| Webmasters › Re: Top 10 Nigerian Education Resource Websites [@2015] by fattbabakay(m): 10:05pm On Jan 03, 2016 |
noblejoeuc:Eduregard.com though |
| Literature › Re: An Open Welcome Letter To 2016 By Fattbabakay by fattbabakay(op): 1:53am On Jan 03, 2016 |
ProfJournalism:Ya sure...m a writer..wanna hookup?? |
| Literature › Re: An Open Welcome Letter To 2016 By Fattbabakay by fattbabakay(op): 10:04pm On Jan 01, 2016 |
xender:lol |
| Literature › Re: An Open Welcome Letter To 2016 By Fattbabakay by fattbabakay(op): 3:06pm On Jan 01, 2016 |
Wizdray:2016 must obey....buh u must tell it wot u want |
| Literature › Re: An Open Welcome Letter To 2016 By Fattbabakay by fattbabakay(op): 3:06pm On Jan 01, 2016 |
laurel03:Tell em |
| Literature › Re: An Open Welcome Letter To 2016 By Fattbabakay by fattbabakay(op): 3:05pm On Jan 01, 2016 |
| Literature › Re: An Open Welcome Letter To 2016 By Fattbabakay by fattbabakay(op): 3:04pm On Jan 01, 2016 |
drberry:Thanks boosss |
| Literature › Re: An Open Welcome Letter To 2016 By Fattbabakay by fattbabakay(op): 3:04pm On Jan 01, 2016 |
| Literature › Re: An Open Welcome Letter To 2016 By Fattbabakay by fattbabakay(op): 3:03pm On Jan 01, 2016 |
Odekku:Wo... Thanks boss |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How To Find Unadvertised Jobs Using Google by fattbabakay(m): 6:06pm On Dec 31, 2015 |
Issokay |
| Literature › An Open Welcome Letter To 2016 By Fattbabakay by fattbabakay(op): 5:46pm On Dec 31, 2015*. Modified: 8:55pm On Dec 31, 2015 |
Hello, 2016, It's me Welcome to the land, I hail and greet Today is ur day, enjoy the best of things, choose and pick Join the euphoric floor, dance as they watch u, nae nae and whip Buh I'd rather you didn't get too much into it, the outcome might be bitter and sweet Needed to manoeuvre this to u before u get carried away with foods and drinks It's a write-up from me, coupled with some words from the street Cos u are not here to get celebrated all through, u gotta meet my needs Once again, Welcome, I really love u, No Homo I just felt like giving u d map to d route u are meant to follow 2015 came and gone, its not-so-favorable regime was somtin like a slow-mo He failed to fulfil my expectations, he didn't even win me a Maggi promo Even though he gave me no sorrow And he gave me chops, too much for me to swallow But I gave him much more instructions, the late gee refused to follow Now as you can see, its last name is YOLO M not here to spit no "New Year New Me" rubbish Cos I wouldn't wait for u before I handle my bad manners and cub it M here to give u some real instructions, no bargaining,so u need not to price it Whether it will be hard for u to accomplish I care not, u gotta survive it M talking bou fulfillment here, I don't need a promise Plus I need everything really fast, I don't want you to be sluggish "I've given u power over all other things", , God knows bou this, as the bible stated it So better calm ur nerves and listen to the holy word now, in order not to get punished To start with, I don't like how my life is dusted, pick it up and polish And all dis mofos keeping track of me, face them all and get them running Anytin hindering my shine in this land, call it up and get it banished And talking bou my glory, the pillars need erecting This ur regime, I don't think I need to remind u that no harm must befall me Talking bou finances, the message is all conveyed in the song "The Money" Talking about emotions, Dah gal of my dream, touch her heart and let her come back and knee before me I want all gossips and interviews to be about I/Eye, that's when conversations are optic When it comes to Karishikas, I might fall for dea sexiness and not treat dem with negligence, just save me from pestilence , garrit? And talking about that guy they call MaLiveLiHood, he must deliver, somtin with gold-plate, almost everyweek. See I dont really care bou pastors buying private jets Cos if I do the same, I think it's d same effect And this shouldn't be too tedious, not even a drop of sweat This is just a to-do-map, even though it sounds like a threat M not doing this just to get my literary appetite whet I write this with a heavy heart so ur matter will nt be like that of 2015, avoid the same regret You will be very obedient, u av no choice, I stake, No Nairabet And if anyone questions you in the process of fulfillment, act according to words, USE YOUR HEAD "Poverty and death will never free the land", that's a fact I should say So all accusations as regards that won't be pointed at u, u wont be blamed Buh pay attention very well and look at me and my people, we were never meant to be slayed Keep us alive vis-a-vis balling hard, even if we pass our boundaries and go astray Tell death and its synonyms that our area is better left as grey Tell happiness and joy to always come and make our days Tell blessings to get glued to us, even if we spend like Jagaban, like go to d market and spray A word is enough for the wise, 2016, u had better obey Now unto the last bullet Weird MC promised to drop a track with 2015 but he/she didn't, who cares? Kiss Daniel rose to fame, with the help of 2015,is he the best? 2015 was partial or it wasn't? We are confused, the past is gone, now you are next I will advise you don't jump into actions, Just read and fulfil my own booklet Den listen to dos at d top for further instructions, a man that knows how to famz his God/gods will surely be blessed Not a man that drinks bullet all day nd ends up in the night with strange naked women Or a man that is always getting high in a shrine as if he was a dope Fela, who else? I think I'm done, go ahead and celebrate with your people, I need to get some rest. 2016 Must Obey, #Fattkay YOU MIGHT WANNA SEE An Open Sent-off Letter To 2015 By FATTBABAKAY |
| Romance › Re: Annoying Things Women Do by fattbabakay(op): 3:01pm On Dec 31, 2015 |
YourMain:Be like say e touch u  |
| Romance › Annoying Things Women Do by fattbabakay(op): 2:37pm On Dec 31, 2015 |
#AnnoyingThingsWomenDo #AnnoyingThingsWomenDo #AnnoyingThingsWomenDo - On ur bday, she asks u to take her out...on her bday, she still asks u to take her out... Wic level nwwww!!! - Desperately looking for a guy wen dey clock 32, injury age... - Wearing shorts, and she knows she has yam legs...ehn - Collect credit from u and still flash u - They want a guy with 6 pacs but never respond to bricklayer's call - They want a guy that can protect them but always shun the security man - Never admitting fault - They say "money isn't everything" but can't marry a serious and hardworking welder - Dey will upload a picture knowing too well Dah ts beautiful, den wen u complement dem dey will be like "Stop flattering me jhor" - Seizing d remote and fixing d channel at telemundo or zee..shii - Starts chatting with u few days to d end of her subscription - Wear skimpy skirt den on getting outside starts struggling to pull it down, y wear it in d first place?? - Say dey wanna go out and av fun, spend ten years getting ready, get to d event and press fone all thru - Pronouncing fork as feck...wot?? - Reads ur msg and takes time to reply just to look busy - Sittin in one corner & crossing deir legs in da Club meanwhile at home,dey can dance Alanta to NTA News Melody""SMH - Browse shoe stores for hours den ends up buying nothing - Telling me you are very hungry and all you want is ice cream. Ice cream na food? - Saying "never mind" when dey dnt feel like repeating demselves - Telling u she is ON wen u bou to pull ur trouser... What?? - Insult d macho bouncer at d club and expect u to be a man and defend her - Claiming big men are toasting dem just to sound expensive... Wt! - Spends d duration of Lagos-Ibadan trip on make-up, comes back looking like Denrele - Takes her to a show and she be screaming Korede Bello!!!! - Planting 20k hair on a head with empty brain - Spends hours making hair, comes back complaining bou headache, who send u?? - Wanting you to call every minute, like say u be alarm #AnnoyingThingsWomenDo #AnnoyingThingsWomenDo #AnnoyingThingsWomenDo |
| Literature › Re: An Open Sent-off Letter To 2015 by fattbabakay(op): 11:11am On Dec 31, 2015*. Modified: 2:26pm On Dec 31, 2015 |
| Literature › An Open Sent-off Letter To 2015 by fattbabakay(op): 7:23pm On Dec 30, 2015 |
Hello 2015, it's me Out of my busy schedule, writing strange strings only computers could read I had no choice but to factorise out time to write this I never expected this letter to meet you in an happy mood, to be real You must be very downcast, I believe It's obvious you are gonna miss the land, plus the fact that it's green But I care not that you are leaving soon, not to deceive So you have no choice but to leave, you should start packing, be quick!!! January 1, 2016, is another day And I would be paying my last respect to you, hope u would find a better place Just find somewhere to lay your soul, I dont wanna know if it's safe You have no reason to stay behind, all justifications are lame You were so wicked, just so you know Why did you make your regime so unsmooth? Ehn, filled with contours Why did they close their eyes to sleep and ddnt open it no more? Why did they leave their families in peace and came back to meet something sore? Why did they stroll to the marketplace and the next sound they heard was that of a bomb? Why did they try to fly to Mexico and the next thing we heard was that they were crashed and gone? What about the so much pots of blood you poured? What about the lovely souls you chopped? Leaving behind the official clothes you tore Why did you not give them money to burst the malls? Despite all initial promises at the beginning of this year They asked severely but you kept telling them it's near Now where is the fulfilment? Here or there? You hoarded everything, including that of Cynthia So sad now that you are leaving, you have to leave their goodies behind, dear Even though you were not so nice to a larger percentage You favoured a little of them, gave them popularity and fame They were wholefully influential, they dominated the game You blessed them with days of joy, nights of the same They sang Davido's "The Money", and they got the same They got so much money, whether legally or some means better left unnamed They never witnessed your wrath, neither did they see your rage With all these, I think you need to be praised Appreciations should never be left undone I lay down to thank you for the fact that you left me untouched Two hands in the air for leaving my family UNtorn And I will arrange a gift pack for leaving our sorrow in you, unborn, till you are gone But do you really worth it? I think that is the plan of God Well, you deserve some pats, for obeying his words You couldn't have done otherwise though, his words can never be forgone All the same, thanks for the mercies, all said and done. Now to the last bullet You should be on the alert to vacate as 2016 will soon enter that duplex Say me hi to 2014, tell it I miss the one he left with, that's Juliet I will still refer to the good things we did together, even though you are now an ex M moving on bro, following that forward arrow, the next I hope you move on too, you are good but not the best Even though you are bad, you are not worth stoning to death Pray for forgiveness, so God will not cast you in the pit of hell Maybe you should have lasted longer or not, I'm indifferent Mixed feelings of anger and appreciation fills this depth But even though I've forgiven you, you still must become a past tense I never believe this kind of day could rise/rice so fast, Uncle Ben. Bye 2015, #FATTKAY. |
| Webmasters › Re: Paying 6k For Installing Xenforo Skin For My Forum by fattbabakay(m): 6:56am On Dec 30, 2015 |
Eddicated:use Google bro |
| Webmasters › Re: Smile Communications - Unlimited Data Scam by fattbabakay(m): 6:53am On Dec 30, 2015 |
dspecialist:ha I fear u o...wot do u do with d data?? |
| Webmasters › Re: Smile Communications - Unlimited Data Scam by fattbabakay(m): 1:34pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
u too downloaded 49gb game?? u need deliverance...d data is actually unlimited, dey only reduced ur download speed in order for ur greedy self not to wreck dem...Imagine u downloading 49gb per day, guy!!! 7 Likes |
| Webmasters › Re: 13 Reasons Why Blog Ads Are A Silly Monetization Strategy And What To Do Instead by fattbabakay(m): 11:13am On Dec 29, 2015 |
kk |
| Computers › Re: Yahoo Boys In The House,i Need Your Help. by fattbabakay(m): 11:05am On Dec 29, 2015 |
M a computer student and I put it to u dat u dunno wot u r doing...u must be very lazy...dea r so many opportunities for u as a computer science student, even dos dat r yet to graduate r making cool legal money, u r dea talking shii...Wot is d essence of going to skul if yahoo will be ur last resort?? D time u will invest in yahoo is enough to do somtin meaningful with ur life...be wise |
| Education › Re: NISDEBATE: Corruption in Nigeria who takes the blame: Leaders or the followers? by fattbabakay(op): 6:02pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
Fynestboi: |
| Education › Re: NISDEBATE: Corruption in Nigeria who takes the blame: Leaders or the followers? by fattbabakay(op): 6:02pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
Fynestboi: |
| Education › Re: NISDEBATE: Corruption in Nigeria who takes the blame: Leaders or the followers? by fattbabakay(op): 5:53pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
Hmmmm....Enjoying masef... |
| Education › Re: NISDEBATE: Corruption in Nigeria who takes the blame: Leaders or the followers? by fattbabakay(op): 4:09pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
Fynestboi:Keep the order, make sure no one crosses the border line while I put situations at peace from the backend...   |
| Education › Re: NISDEBATE: Corruption in Nigeria who takes the blame: Leaders or the followers? by fattbabakay(op): 4:07pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
noskyboy:Modify the booked space. |
| Webmasters › Re: A Verified Google Adsense Account With $8.05 For Sale. by fattbabakay(m): 3:55pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
instaforexngr:Una nor dey hear word...didnt u see dis post?? Chill...how many Nairaland accounts do u have?? I see d same post content, same post title, same phone number on up to 5 different threads with different monickers...dem dey pursue u?? |
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