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Guykhena: Since you into Yoruba,teach me,
Btw rate the below(mind you its not. Yoruba but it sounds like yoruba tho . )

Emi ni Guykhena/
Moo ti gbowo yoruba but not a learner/
Wati shere wa ma ko/
Not knowing wat am saying tho/
Moo ti flowing gba sicko/
Mo shi re wa
Wen am riding bicycle
Boba kan o ku/
E lo fomi boju/
Yeyenatu be like wa mi nigga that's not what I taught you /
Be lo se ma je/
Emi ni. No fear/
Moo ti pada sinu khena no care/

Olohun ma koba/
Won moo kpe loba/
Shey I try na,Guykhena gbo yoruba /

B/W 9.5 and 10 rate me

PastorAji:
Seun, Mukina2 and others do the needful......
Fellow forumites i saw the page NL displayed during the offline period some minutes ago.........
[size=16pt]MODS, SUPERMODS DO THE NEEDFUL[/size]



Nairaland...... our own truly E-COUNTRY

TRADELYN: Anyone good at designing mobile app?

If yes, please contact me ASAP!

booqee: [b]Well I'm not a regular poster on nairaland unlike before but I'm definitely a steady and religious viewer of nairaland and I've come across a lot of annoying posters, with some post funny and some not so funny. Anyway this is a list of things I find really annoying on nairaland.

1. First to comment. Maybe I'm missing something here, does Seun give award to these pple or something? what's d hype about? I find it very silly for grown up adults to be jubilating over FTC on a thread.

2. Space bookers. Well maybe I should cut these group of people some slack. Majority of us don't read past the first page so these group of pple will just type a dot or a letter and eventually come back to modify their post. Its all in a bid to av their post on the first page so people can read or even like it. Doesn't matter if its a dumb post or not.

3. "Like" seekers. Its not uncommon to see post like this: "click like if you think...blah blah blah" wtf?! Do you convert the likes to Naira?

4. Thread derailers. I so much detest this group. They can turn a beautiful and interesting thread to trash!

5. Tribal bigots. Now this is the group I hate with a passion. They are naturally sad people. Let a thread be about barbie and candies, they can easily turn it to a tribal war, you'd be shocked!!

6. Posters who intentionally speak stupid English to sound funny and end up been very dry. Only one poster can sound very funny on this and that is yuzedo, every other one's are up and coming copycats.

7. People who quote a very very very long post especially that of the OP's and end up writing a two or three letter word or even a smiley! Worse still some write "too long for me to read, can someone summarise it"!!!! wtf?! how can someone be so dumb?!

8. Oga at the top. Yes we all had fun with it while it was trending. But excuse me, this is July 2014 and some dry folks are still cracking it! Puleeaaazzzze its already stale and drrryyyyy!

9. Nairalanders who blame obviously unrelated matter on GEJ, APC, or PDP! Ok sometimes people do it to catch fun but its silly most times. Look at this:
TOPIC: I lost my dear granddad to death today. :-(
REPLY: I blame it on GEJ!
Like seriously?! Is that funny?!! gosh

10. GEJ till 2100 or infinity sef. this is the one I find most annoying. Don't ask me why.

I'll add more if I remember.

You can add yours too!

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icelord: ask her na

icelord: how can I be jealous of what belongs to me?

sisiafrika: Who wan sell bed Space

illuminatic: we may increase it after sometime if you are hardworking.

illuminatic: A Hard Working Admin/Staff Needed at www..com
You would Be "Paid 10Naira" Per Post
and "15naira" Per Tutorial
We also need admins to manage our Facebook pages.
If you can Update Music & Movies
Via Importing You Get "10 Naira Per One"
SO get started Send Your Request to Our Email "@gmail.com" or SMS "08037-6476-85" with Your Username On .com website and Your Request.
NOTE: Copy and DUMP is Never Allowed AT All, You Must copy and re-edit, You Must learn or Have full Knowledge of BBCODES, You May Likely Post In forum/Tutorials Using A PC if You Mobile Postings will Misalign itself.
We also need admins to manage our big Facebook pages if you are interested send email to (at) gmail.com

Thanks.

riz1: HI!

I want to make a application/software that allow to user CHAT, CREATE ROOM (IN IT), PLAY GAMES, POST, LIKE POST, CREATE GROUP, PROFILE, LOGIN, REGISTER, LEVEL SYSTEM (that allow user to increase his/her level by his/her activities) and much more.

Also want to know that with which language it possible to make it, and how to run on android and others?

Don't ignore please it's my DREAM! to make it.

Negro1: Fattkay I owe u Mtel N1000 recharge card for this.

Chop another knuckle for here sef.

davidsmith8900: Another challenge/study group going nowhere. Lets make JS apps that will make us money instead of making inept n rigged challenges and study groups on this forum. That will definitely help out the poor that is really in need than those who have money and want to hide info and money to themselves.

1. An app that will teach people JS.
2. An app that display your code in real-time devices
3. An app that will convert HTML/JS into other languages like Java & C++.

benatex: Thumbs up to all programmers on NL.Actually,i'm gonna start programming this week buh first i've got questions.These are my questions:

1. What prog. language is best to start with
2. When learning html,css,javascript,are we supposed to cram the codes,you know,the characters u write in d opening tag,the content and d closing tag,how do u guys make them stick to ur brain cos d simplest i can do is bolden,underline,embed a url,cos d tags r short(<b></b>,<u></u> etc)
3. What does 'coding' mean
4.How long does it take to learn html,css,java,javascript,python and php. These r my questions 4 now.

ggrin:

maxism2: ladies, don't make d mistake of revealing every details of ur dirty past to ur fiancé to avoid " had I known".

Never tell ur fiancé how many abortions u had undergone in d past.

never tell ur fiancé that u had that little girl of about 7 years or so when u were in secondary school.

never tell a guy that any man that wanna marry u, ends up dying.



secret secret!!!!


women can keep secrets enhhhh!"""

Neldrizzy: Hope the girls are reading this?? Stop spreading ebola disease!!!!.....

aminho: because no light in nigeria we use it to light the cake incase nepa dos what it knws best Bleep us up

Mitchsin: Typed notin
again ?

Mhyke: antiflirtbot catch am

KnuckleHead: brokentv

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obowunmi

justhelp

fattbabakay

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