₦airaland Forum

pfijacobs: Dat moment when ur plane runs outta fuel in a bornu highway near sambisa forest... Niggas b like... Pilot abeg crash dis plane o.. Dnt land it o....

u think u're funny??

sisiafrika: Seems someone do not not d diff btwn me and sisinaijeyeyeo. Dat cloned rat needs to be exterminated for trying to clone ma name nd stalk me about. Lowlife

u'r right tho...I once tôt only one person owns both accounts.

geoduke550: ARE U FAR FROM THE ENVIRONS OF UNIVERSITY OF NIGERIA NSUKKA WHERE ACCESSIBILITY TO THE POST UME SCRATCH CARD IS READILY AVAILABLE? FEAR NOT AND WASTE NOT YOUR MONEY WITH THOSE THAT WILL PROMISE WITHOUT ASSURANCE.

MY NAME IS OKPARAUGO OBINNA JOSEPH 3RD YEAR STUDENT OF THE UNIVERSITY OF NIGERIA NSUKKA, DEPT OF ARTS EDUCATION, FACULTY OF EDUCATION.

I HEREBY PASS ACROSS THIS INFORMATION TO AS MANY AS ARE CONCERNED TO OBTAIN THE SCREENING SCRATCH CARD AS EARLY AS HE/SHE SENDS THE MONEY FOR PURCHASE. BEEN A STUDENT HERE I WANT TO HELP APPLICANTS TO MAKE AVAILABLE THE ACCESS THEY NEED TO PARTICIPATE IN THE TEST NEXT MONTH.

THE CARD HERE IS N2,100 WITH BANK COMMISSION. I WILLING WILL BUY THE CARD FOR YOU IF YOU NEED THE CARD AT MOST AN HOUR AFTER ALERT IS RECEIVED.

TRUST ME TO DO WHAT IS RIGHT TO HELP YOU FAST WHILE IT LAST. I DO THIS BECAUSE UNN NO DEY GIVE EXTRA TIME.

CALL ME ON: 08037113824 (OR WHATSAPP) OR FACEBOOK VIA: www.facebook.com/obinna.joseph

JUST DON'T STOP READING!

SUCCESS.

Scam Alert!!! Run for ur life!!!

tIce: is dis tin 4 real?? I've bin receiving BC since mawnin..... Shey no be fraud tinzzaa

no mind em abeg

ayomidearo: make nobody vote for fattbabakay oo

tfu...even widout votes,m alredi d champion

icelord: how much will the candidates be paid.... As in, una go dey pay us salary??

sure nw,100k p/mnth...u've been online on dis platform more dan d platform itself...na here u dey live??

FrancisTony: LOL! Fattbabakay is an example that abbreviates a lot. Urggh!

dem dey talk punctuation u dey talk abbreviation...U don go drink again ba

Jodekss: I stubbon smal jare...
So if I say I go marry you I go marry you shaaaaa ni, well, only if God no gree sha... Lol...

No marry me o *picks race*

*dances into thread,looks arnd,notices foools,hisses,sh!ts on thread,dances out,slams door*

icelord: se make I remind u?

u needn't

Mhyke: ddnt mum warn yu nt to walk around barefooted?? dirty boy! see how hn take stain thread wt muddy foot prints

ehn go wash am na :p

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Toyolad: #Erm! Erm!...I'm a new NLer,plss treat me well sirs nd mas in d hous..


Hope you guys are enjoying the 'holiday'
#Afoo,ah cee yew bro

u?? New?? U've been on here since 1913,few mnths b4 amalgamation

icelord: boss, Watin I tiff

i don 4get

Good for you. But are you seeking help or attention?

eby001: a suggestion to the ongoing struggle:
AN OPEN LETTER TO MR PRESIDENT(GEJ)
since we are in the era of open letter.

Open letters won't change tho

sisinaijayeye0: Ode buruku. Waka

wetin ah do u na?

Jodekss: very rice, you are so very rice nau... The thing's, anyone one sitting Omole's p.jamb 'should' complete his jamb syllabus, understand each subject convincingly enough, study their past questions persistently, be time conscious in the exam hall, be mindful of the instructions but ask for God's grace first o, for brilliance can't do it o but His grace can make-done the most impossible... To be succinct, I did it 4 times, some did it more though, so I sabi what am sayina' o... Is all rice... Gbayi...!

4yrs?? ...u get determination o

emmydan9: he's really reading very hard.i even saw him reading the past questions on chemistry 101.

wow...he must be really determined oo...but accordin to my belief wen I was writing mine,it's not about readin evry readable writings one sees,it's about readin d right nd most probable materials...Am i right or right??

LajaLaba: Confirm didinrin

tell dat to d stupiid Prince of Okunland....Arole of the gods!!!

Qualcoms: common...stop communicating like this boy...Imagine, I was only trying to let pple av a side of d info I heard...n u av turned everythng upside down! Hey young man, dn't b cruel in ur manners...even if u wanna debunk d statement, y can't u b persuading instead of bn perversive...chillax ooo....make una calm down power.... Can u remember d day I came to chck u in ur room, K6...? I dnt want to bliv u talk like this.....

L0L...so u sabi me?? *picks race* ||I juz dey pull ur legs so u can help me kill dis boredom nii

icelord: madam are u on whatsapp[sup][/sup]

tiff

sunnyBravo: pls guys, will Oau take 195 for p. ume , urgent ans

no

Jodekss: I learnt some people are busy playin' or is it talkin' with bre...ast here, hope you are still talkin' about it sha...!

ashawo

fiyin47: Phew! Gained 2 more strands of beards today again thank God,oau go turn evri guy tew osama by resumption

l0l...u even fit count am,mine is uncountable

Qualcoms: I would have loved to ignore you post, laugh it off and jest about it…but I just have to tell you this for the sake of others who my feel intimidated to post vital and valuable information, and then retrogress behind their respective phones. Sincerely, you have only successfully made a wash of this info! Your joke about the info was just unnecessary, you should have simply asked for “Source?”…huh…goodness! It is just uncalled-for and I believe you were here when I gave you the news about the fees increment…well, not everything is meant to be joked about…brace your mind! Source...Senate Building ...

Posting a news widout an obviously confamd source will sound like a beer parlour rumour,anybody can compose dat just for fun,u dnt expect me to bliv dat...Claiming ur source is "Senate Building" is not justifiable,same way I can also come here nd say "Alas! d school has been re-opened!! Source=Senate Building",wic is a lie...Nd btw must ppl believe ur news??

LajaLaba: What's so funny about that?

www.google.com/m?q=What%27s+so+funny+about+that%3F&client=ms-opera-mini&channel=new

League

OohMpa: [color=#808000]Ooh Mpa can provide you with one though most jobs will be off the table. Na only model fit dey for you since bwests no be the problem

E be like say you go feed your pikin SMA gold, ooh Mpa doubts if you can lactate

By the way, aren't push up bras meant to try show say you get some bwest and not chest? [/color]

Lmafao!!!Wicked!

SpaceGoat: people saying dating old age people is not good" Nooo! theirs is many benefit in dating old age people. im currently dating the love of my life, shes just twenty years older than i and i told her i am lyk a son to her but i also love her and she said vice-visa .. please dont ask for her pin or number o!!! im a very jealous lover o !! pleas rate

together forever,till death do u ****!!!

SpaceGoat: if you view this and dont comment you will die.

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Madman!

Dolcilicious: haha geasy
What about females I bet we behave stupidly
when around handsome guys and exhibit talents
we dint recognise we have

l0l

Dygeasy: But I haven't seen you misbehave
stupidly around me

Really?

Dolcilicious: Maybe because i dont consider u handsome sexually

Ooops!!!Lmafao!