₦airaland Forum

ashhascash: We jux being toyed by both parties
2015/2016 set

dat's supposed to be my younger sista's set 4 christ sake!

Olajolo48: pls, are we already in the dark age, why are we jettisoned in dis oblivion state by the management and d sug executives?, me i'm very tired o

l000L...Let's setup a parallel congress,are u in??

L0L...fvck love,all I tink about is MONEY

Tosdam: What is the latest gist and information on ground? I saw on other platform that OAU is likely to merge us with 2014 set. How feasible is that? I know it is a mere joke of the year.

Merging??Feasible but not yet confirmed...I pray not tho

icelord: everybody would be jailed..... Fattbabakay U would be hanged.....
Papinx... I go flog u tire

Hanged on d hanger of wealth with ma legs steadily firmed on d soil!

benatex: Fattkay,come come,chop knuckle chop knuckle

chopped!

Talking about the so-much-awaited Dorobucci video dat was released a couple of days ago,I know Nigerians are gonna accept it as it is,I'll just feel like giving my analysis...


Considering d song,only God knows d meaning of 'dorobucci' but who cares,I love 'skelewu' and I dnt care about d meaning...but according to my view,"DORO" can simply refer to oneself,just add any of ur attributes in front nd u're good to go e.g u might say "DoroIdi0t" "DoroHandsome" "DoroFoooL" "DoroSwagger" "DoroBrain" "DoroUgly" ...

The video as a case study ;
I wasn't really expecting somtin ethically meaningful as d song itself didn't depict any meaningful meaning but I was hoping to see a high level of wealth display and all sorts of monetary exhibitions to ginger my hustling spirit...Atlast d video came arnd,Money was flaunted tho but it wasn't up to my expectation,all I kept seeing on screen were some collections of FLAT south african babes ...

Who gave us d intro was d DON himself;;;Don Jazzy trying to give us dat kind of "d boss making money" scenario,He tried though but how come d cabinet was filled with ladies nd some unserious-looking guys,in a real business world,anywia money is involved,u should see serious men sitting down,looking desperate nd focused...Av u ever seen a video where birdman is striking deals with d mexicans??If YES,Den u should knw wot it is!...Also, which one is d hungry-looking guy in white hitting a golf ball from Lagos to white house in Washington DC ?? Doesn't make any meaning to me,it's unnecessary! I'll give DON 6/10

Taking it up 4rm Don was Reekado Banks,d name doesn't really ring a bell tho but I'll admit his part was d one I gbadun most,especially with d "shoki" dance steps and those cars I'll surely like to get my humble body in,thumbsup to him! I'll tear him 8/10

Then twerking in after dealing with much pressure of expectancy was d so-called Queen of Mavin,for goodness sake,d camera effect of dis video was damn too much,making Tiwa Savage look like she's prettier dan she really is,,,PHONEY!!!Mirror knows how dis gal woman will look widout make-up and high camera quality,all thanks to money #NoBeef...I love dah part where d maid was dancing ,nd I love d designer skirt she showcased,I wish I could get one for my ********,l0l,her part makes sense but next time,reduce d video effect and make it REAL... I'll give her 6/10

Followed up closely was Dr Sid,cruising around on fluid with some really hot chicks??Yeah,I love dah style ... Concerning dat guy dah was pressing up with a light-weight chinco-looking babe on his back,Y not use a fat gal if u really wanna show us how ur gym is working 4 u??l0l ...I'll give him 7/10

Grabbing d mic even before it hits d floor was d self-acclaimed and soon-to-be-attested African Prince,Korede bello,really talented young blood with great potentials,he spitted my best line in d song "Doro Mega,Doro Super,Doro Star,#DoroMegaSuperStar"... Seems he wasn't really given much freedom in d video,he just got pinned to d corner of a staircase as if Don Jazzy said "Hey Korede,lean on dat wall and face d camera,dnt leave dat staircase!!!",crushers were not able to view his physical physique wella,only his cute face was somewhat noticed,big ups to him tho,he's a possible threat to wizkid/davido if he's consistent!!!I think he's a nairalander sef,who knows... [/b]Giving him 7/10[/b]

Who came in afterwards was DI'JA,d name doesn't really sound commercial,Y not get a better appellation??wetin be my own sef...Anyways,She's got a cute face and nice voice,but I find it hard to believe she composed dos lines,why? I dnt know...She was just sitting down throwing facial descriptions at d camera,Y not stand up nd display ur selling point?? Only d boss is allowed to sit,u're yet to blow so next time try and stand up so we can see u !I'll give her 5/10

Bursting in with obvious impatience while throwing hands at d camera as if he's an upcoming trying to get noticed was D'prince,I love his part anyways,I grab d concept,chilling at d casino with hot babes around him while making d money d way real n!ggaz make it,thumbsup!!! I'll give him 7/10

D end part is what I wud av loved to see more of,dey shud av made dah part more lenghty showing every1 of dem @ respective obvious corners doing wot dey can do best...

ThumbsUp To MAVIN RECORDS ,10x to JAH u guys re stil making names after d departure of dat guy...Generally I'll rate d video 7/10...

DISClAIMER: You can make ur points known,these are my views and doesn't in any way affect any one,so make una no attack me o!!!


#FATTKAY

ayomidearo: is dere any ongoing election

even "klink d drunk" knows...

Victomolola: Your mates are planing for 200 level in unilorin, you are still an aspirant, no, not aspirant you have gained admission since last year september. However, you are still meander about!!! You always do election here!!! There is God ooooooo!!!

joking right?? Abi na insult?

I dnt even think I miss anytin #NoLie

Brb

Cc ayomidearo ,,,hope u dey see d votes

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Abeg Month of Year??

If Mikel is gonna be part of dat squad,den I AM NOT WATCHING. . .

Timzy234: If you wAnt to hidE somethinG from an African, put it in A book

1st of all,is dat write-up a book?? 2ndly,whoever says I'm African??

moshino: Yes, thats the problem with Nigeria. You lazy monkies are too lazy, inept and xtupid to do anything for your country.

hmmm...nice combo buh I see no reason Y u shud av attacked me...1st of all,ur grammatical construction is an epitome of a failed Nigeria Educational Sector...So I considered u as a consummate slowpoke. . .A useless geriatric beast of burden with little or
no brain cells in an empty cranium casing . . .
You read it nd I didn't,does dat av anytin to do with ur fvckin poverty-striken self??

icelord: coming soon keh, I saw him this morning na... Baba, u just dey everywhere

I juz dey nairaland-active today

icelord: if u see me, I swear, u go turn gay

u puh gold 4 face?

Dharyhor: Any fertile news? comrades!

"Jesus Is Coming Soon"

*folds arm* Still wondering how I am expected to read dat long sort of epistle...

Jregz: y u no cc me ?

l0l...i knw say u be boss already,na govt contract u dey deal with

ueskman: big boss,

let's teach him a lesson

u wan fall ur guy hand?? No be me + u

And that was how the almighty ANSOAU guys hijacked d aeroplane from the thread pilot and diverted the aeroplane to a location completely off the planned destination!!! Thread derailers.

papindinho: chai! You dey remember thins o... Yes o... I was hired by the Association of single ladies (ASL) to help them amass more members ni o... Now I'm vindicated!

I tink say na Association Of Divorced Ladies nii

Miracy:
Yiiipeeey!...you just confessed

see dis 1 too...orisirisi