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Nw dat 2013 is on d verge of going in2 extinction and 2014 is about 2 take ova d throne,I tink it's high tym we rub minds!!! It's kinda obvious and beyond any state of doubt that so many stuffs were achieved by NAIRALANDERZ diz year and so many have been lined up 4 next year...So what are ur 2013 achievements and what are u looking up to in 2014 ![]() ********As for me ,#1)I made 1 of d greatest moves in education diz year!!! #2)it's been d most financially active year in history #3)***winks***Made FP on NL ***As for 2014 .................................................................................. |
Akalia: Some nairalanders are fond of putting up some gibberish thread. This story is all fiction and empty;nothing to learn from it.MGT. Should ve some sought of censor policy on dis network!!!wu drag u enta here ![]() |
Mavor: Am a bit puzzled as to why this junk made frontpage. It's obvious Seun and his mods use trash to drive traffic to Nairaland.GO n DIE***in oshiomole's Voice***Dem drag u enta here ![]() |
JbravoAdodger: Lamo that ur gyus fienrd is lkie a bad hlolwoyod vlailin, uwntiltlgiy silplnig all the scertes to the hireone(u) ? |
[quote author=Shir£ll£ baby]Y can u be creative enuf to put down a better short story? A guy said all that on phone without waiting to hear from the recieving end?haba! Ok,you just met a guy and had the courage to pick his call on a first date?haba! Ok,i accept![/quote]tanx...buh it's juz a fiction anyway |
adadadon: Is this a love storyjamb question |
nekaa: ehn? what will you tell Nneka shey? No need I don hear the full gist already...story wey we no wan mak grandpa hear,na grandpa dey resolve am***sobbing*** |
[quote author=Vic-jay]fully subscribed.... @op are the one on that pic? Vic-jay[/quote]ehnnn,u wan apply ![]() |
My name is Monica and this is my story. It all started on a Sunday evening, I felt so big because I cannot lower my standards to start talking to some dead girls. I mean I’m a big girl, I should be found with bigger girls and bigger boys. Anyways that’s aside. My roommates were not around so I decided to start tweeting. I didn’t really have anything to tweet, I went through peoples tweet so i started stealing people's tweets. Most of my followers were retweetting it because it was really making sense. My roommates got back but I ignored them because I was really having fun on twitter. Around 1:00 am I got a DM from a guy, I almost ignored it but I checked it. It was just ‘hi’ from a guy. I checked his avi, OMG this guy is so handsome and on point plus he has over 5000 followers. Definitely, he must be a big boy and he should have cash, this attracted me to him and we started chatting; in my mind I have found new maga. He introduced himself and told me he is loving my tweets because they really inspire him. I told him they were all my thoughts. He must have believed me because the next thing I knew he started telling me his life story. He told me how his girl friend broke his heart and all, he said he loved the girl so much and gave her everything she wanted; he gave her an I phone 4 and also got her a diamond ring he proposed to her with. All this got me thinking of when I would be getting my own diamond ring. Since he got her an Iphone 4 I might get the new Z10! Finally, someone to change my blackberry bold1. He also mentioned giving her the key to his house in Lekki when he was travelling to America to see his parents. My eyes were wide opened that was how I knew that YES this guy is perfectly boxed up. I wasn’t going to let him think I was the broke one, so I started forming for him too. I lied to him about how rich my parents were . I started consoling him and telling him that not all girls are the same. Not because I pity him but common this guy is young and rich and this kind of fresh fish cannot slip away from my hand NO! When he called me, I spoke with a black American accent I learned from watching TV. Soon we started planning our first meeting. He asked me for how much I needed. I replied. No thanks, I don’t need your money. He sensed I was being modest and he asked me if 100 thousand naira will be adding that he would give it to me when I come over. I had to look good to impress this guy, my broke ass had only two thousand naira. I went ahead to buy a Brazilian weave on credit. I also borrowed thirty five thousand naira from a friend. I made a good meal. I got new clothes and other stuffs. Nneka had warned me not to come back to school if I didn’t get her money. We met. While he drove me to the undisclosed place, I talked and laughed at his dry jokes. We got to lekki he stopped by one of the houses, he said he wanted to get something from his friend. Immediately he left, his phone rang but I didn’t pick up, the fourth time the person called I picked up and the person said “I get your message say you don pick the girl, abeg wait for me before you start to dey knack am because I wan knack am too. We go do a before you ask for her ATM card and pin oo. Since you talk say na rich girl, he mean say she go get correct money. No Bleep up oo before she go no say you be broke guy, continue to dey form fonee u hear, helooo, hello, hello”. I took my things, entered the next cab I saw………. Haaaaa BAD MARKET. Wat will I tell Nneka!!! Yaaaaaaaaaaaa finally made FP***slaughters chicken*** More posts coming in due time!!! |
ajasa4link: The author of this trash is just a bitter niggar who will complain about everything that doesn't go his way ,just making baseless accusations. The problem is people like him think they know everything when they actually know next to nothing. Hear him call Don jazzy and tiwa savage " mavin slaves " as if any of his family members is half as successful as the two stars are.GO AND DIE!!!***In Oshiomole's voice***@OP I gbadun u jhor,diz 1 is juz 1 of doz hungry attention seekers!!! |
big head: After u fat a$$big head,no B...jez a burden 2 d neck!!! |
Preceedo: A sequel to the thread that talked about the secret meanings to girls words during conversation.u reach frontpage,hw much dem pay u?? |
Hey CHELSEA freaks,WATCHOUT!!! for SUAREZ today as he has promised to bite IVANOVIC again no matter what it takes!!!omoh wic kind wahala b diz nw... |
chymystique: No 4 and 5 is so annoyin esp that no 5... Et pisses me off like crazy.. Wahs d use wakin me wen if d so callled usher leaves I continue ma slpso na sleep u dey go sleep 4 chc?? |
josh001: I beg to differ, there is no awkward moment in church, it just depends on who you are and what you are there for, i am in church because i desire fellowship with God and with brethen, and with God, noting goes awkward, even when david went naked dancing, it wasnt awkward, she who thought it awkward(michal),went barrenif u wan fight,go SABO...abi dem drag u enta here? |
zazi akoni: is dat why you didnt go to church today, berra get up now and go abi na NL be ur church?haaa boss I went 2 church oo nd infact all of d above happend 2 me in chc 2day!! |
Wic 1 of diz has happened 2 u b4 ![]() |
That awkward moment in church when: You enter the church some minutes to the end of the service and all eyes fall on you. They're singing a particular song which you don't even know it exists Everyone is dancing as if there's a gift for it and you're the odd one out, standing like a vertical log of wood You're to dance to the front to drop your offering and the person in front of you is engaging in an endless buttock-shaking Shoki dance, blocking your way forward You're being tapped by the usher, telling you to stop sleeping, then you will be like "i no dey sleep na", with sleepy red eyes The pastor asks you to look at your neighbour eyeball to eyeball and your neighbour has only one eye...You gats close one of ur eyes too. Wen your pastor asks you to pray that you'll buy that house you're living in as a tenant IJN and your landlord is sitting next to u, winking at you. When you're to drink the holy communion and it pours on your white cloth When the pastor is pointing at someone at your back and everyone is looking at you Wen sinners are asked to come to the front and the whole church is still seated, lookin 4 who will stand up 1st!! When virgins are asked to come forward and your mum is sitting next to you, smiling with the confidence of what u are not Add yours...... |
phemswag: He lacks enough faith to carry out such miracle.na so |
A news organization, WORLDNETDAILY has reported the following unfortunate incident: “An evangelist who tried replicating Jesus’ miracle of walking on water has reportedly drowned off the western coast of Africa. Pastor Franck Kabele, 35, told his congregation he could repeat the biblical miracle, and he attempted it from a beach in Gabon’s capital of Libreville. ‘He told churchgoers he’d had a revelation that if he had enough faith, he could walk on water like Jesus,’ an eyewitness told the Glasgow Daily Record. ‘He took his congregation to the beach saying he would walk across the Komo estuary, which takes 20 minutes by boat. He walked into the water, which soon passed over his head and he never came back.’ A researcher at Florida State University believes he has a natural explanation for the account of Jesus’ miraculous walk on the surface of water — ice. Professor of Oceanography Doron Nof and the co- authors of his study theorize that a rare combination of optimal water and atmospheric conditions resulted in a unique, localized freezing phenomenon called ‘springs ice.’" This horrible incident, together with a “professor’s” response, progresses from the tragically untaught to the supremely obtuse. “‘Pastor’ Kabele” obviously was a very sincere man; but sincerity does not nullify ignorance. I do not use this term in a pejorative way. All of us are ignorant in some matters. It’s just that sometimes one form of ignorance can have a greater consequence than others. In the first place it should be noted that “revelations” from God do not occur today. When the Old Testament era came to an end in Malachi’s day, 400 years passed with no “revelations” from God. This era frequently is described as “the four silent centuries.” With the coming of a new age, from the commencement of Jesus’ ministry to the death of the apostle John, there was another relatively brief period when supernatural revelation and signs were manifest. When the New Testament was completed, and the apostles and other people possessing miraculous abilities died, no further signs were provided. Had poor Mr. Kabele known his Bible better, he would not have attempted his “miracle” feat; had he possessed a moderate amount of common sense, he quickly would have discovered he could not “walk on water,” before the sea finally took him. Christiancourier |
A news organization, WORLDNETDAILY has reported the following unfortunate incident: “An evangelist who tried replicating Jesus’ miracle of walking on water has reportedly drowned off the western coast of Africa. Pastor Franck Kabele, 35, told his congregation he could repeat the biblical miracle, and he attempted it from a beach in Gabon’s capital of Libreville. ‘He told churchgoers he’d had a revelation that if he had enough faith, he could walk on water like Jesus,’ an eyewitness told the Glasgow Daily Record. ‘He took his congregation to the beach saying he would walk across the Komo estuary, which takes 20 minutes by boat. He walked into the water, which soon passed over his head and he never came back.’ A researcher at Florida State University believes he has a natural explanation for the account of Jesus’ miraculous walk on the surface of water — ice. Professor of Oceanography Doron Nof and the co- authors of his study theorize that a rare combination of optimal water and atmospheric conditions resulted in a unique, localized freezing phenomenon called ‘springs ice.’" This horrible incident, together with a “professor’s” response, progresses from the tragically untaught to the supremely obtuse. “‘Pastor’ Kabele” obviously was a very sincere man; but sincerity does not nullify ignorance. I do not use this term in a pejorative way. All of us are ignorant in some matters. It’s just that sometimes one form of ignorance can have a greater consequence than others. In the first place it should be noted that “revelations” from God do not occur today. When the Old Testament era came to an end in Malachi’s day, 400 years passed with no “revelations” from God. This era frequently is described as “the four silent centuries.” With the coming of a new age, from the commencement of Jesus’ ministry to the death of the apostle John, there was another relatively brief period when supernatural revelation and signs were manifest. When the New Testament was completed, and the apostles and other people possessing miraculous abilities died, no further signs were provided. Had poor Mr. Kabele known his Bible better, he would not have attempted his “miracle” feat; had he possessed a moderate amount of common sense, he quickly would have discovered he could not “walk on water,” before the sea finally took him. Christiancourier |
LadyH: you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I catch u!e dey owe u ![]() |
@OP...dey no go skul? |
oluswaggz: Av always tot it was "original poster" tnx for d info. To oda nairalanders dt are jst getting to kno dis also. Jst swallow ur pride nd tnk him ooo.hw much dem giv u ![]() |
Huh!Bored attention seekers!!! |
[quote author=flawless..S]u are right when I say kk or k it simple means am no more interested in the chat any other message am not going to reply[/quote]kip formin hard-to-get wen oda gals get married evry saturday!!! |
GO n DIE!!!***In Oshiomole'S Voice*** |
GO n DIE***in Oshiomole's voice*** |
alotofgrace: oga head user, did i say politics? if u ask a politician where they are going on workdays morning, what would their response be?woeva! |
mikuz: The lyricist of the year category is the most annoying award category ever. WTF . . . Mode nine is the only lyricist in Nigeria or what?shud av been Olamide |
Quartermain: ARtist of d year - iYanYa....sum1 wake me up plz.. :-XARtist of d year - iYanYa....sum1 wake me up plz..I wonder Y ppl do hype dat Iyanya,he's lyk #shit 2 me |
martha: So My Zamani Didnt Win Anything?I was also surprised o |


wat a good way to end dis year..