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Lamasta:
Make I no lie cold catch me after the Villa second goal o, I was like which kind useless ten be this na way wan use reggae spoil our blues for Etihad na

Even if villa score three I know they will still lose. The match is fixed to make Man. City champions. They scored the 3 goals in less than 6 minutes. 3 fvcking goals in 3 minutes. Who want to pass €15 million for a stupid bragging rights.

heartofcity12:
Avoid this types, don’t fall for their shit tests, tomorrow they could accuse you of rape if you listen to her.. No is No. Be careful out there..

Exactly, that one don go, we move. No come use your sand spoil my milky sweet garri with your useless, clueless, manipulative, stupid, nonsense behavior abeg.

I'm surprised you guys above didn't see the unrealistic, low level acting in this skit except one person. This isn't real because if it were that girl would have ran when a woman was holding the guy. Secondly the girl even help the guy drag down the zipper like she wants the cloth to be removed in the first place. Three she wasn't naked after removing the cloth as she was prepared with a top bra( or what do girls call it) that covers topmost part of her body and a tight that is longer than what some girls wear to party nowadays.

Geniero:
But you said it was your late friend who introduced you to the science man, but suddenly it's your girl friend. This your story don turn fiction?

Read and comprehend. I'm not saying what he's saying is true oh but. He said his girlfriend is introduce him why he introduced his late friend.

Taba21:
What's this one saying so your church is so powerful and you're crying for insecurities everywhere in Nigeria.

People like you are the problem of a black man.
That guy will pay the price.

The guy shared his experience and it wasn't even his church. Sometimes you just always wish these things are lies but they are real.
Let me tell you a story, one day on his death bed lay an atheist. Another atheist was with him to see him out(of life). But the dying atheist was in so much pain he doesn't even know what to do but all what the other atheist was telling him was to hold on to the last moment and die an atheist but the dying one replied him "You fool, their is nothing to hold on to". So whatever you believe in whether Muslim, Christian, Traditional or Buddhism just believe and hold on to it, it will help you immensely in life. God is Faith, God is Nature, God is logic, God is good, God is evil, God is mystery, God is everything. Why do you think they say God doesn't make mistakes. People believe God not making mistakes is him being good that's why atheist will tell you why is bad thing happening to this poor children and these naive believer will answer and say it's the devil no it's God just being perfect. Balancing things out.

Here's mine

Jennyclay:
He must own a house
He must own atleast 3 cars.
He must have atleast 3 legitimate sources of income.
He must be earning minimum of ₦3 million monthly

Just know at the end if you don't find husband then it's your fault and don't bother to settle below this your criteria because it wouldn't work then.

rocknation62:
Nigerian girls & entitlement mentality na 5&6. SMH

If you like do heaven & earth my brother you no still do anything! Las las dem go still cheat & dump you a$$. Em no send your papa

InOlamide’sVoice

Ole te obirin lorun (You can’t satisfy a woman)

I almost wanted to go and kill myself reading those comments. I mean they feel so entitled they now see it as normal. Well it's those foolish guys that send girls money na why these girls no wan get sense.

Ttalk:
Those that commit suicide have long rotten in the sand while the siblings of those you termed slaves are today's, Oprah, Usain Bolt and the rest black American making waves in the world. Stop overrating your worth

Smart talk. What people don't realize early enough in this world is that as long as Nature or Universe is concerned the survivors are the winner. I know the death that will take me is the one that will leave me no option.

Supreme145:
It's not in my nature to bother about people's relationships but this is happening to someone that's like a brother to me. He has been dating a girl for a year now and it's obvious this girl doesn't love him but he won't just give up. He keeps throwing money at her in a bid to win her love.

Things got messier when this girl met a particular guy some months back... This guy happens to live in the compound of my club mate so I know him well. The girl has begged my guy to free her that she's in love with someone else but this guy no gree instead he's planning to attack the innocent guy.

He confided in me that the girl has not let him touch her since she met this other guy, that's over five months now. I once overhead the guy boasting to his friends that he's a redpiller because someone else is taking care of his girlfriend while he does the knacking free of charge. He's even flexing everything that my guy buys for the girl.
All pleas to my guy to free this girl has fallen on deaf ears.

My club mate told me that the girl has been with the guy for over one month now, my guy comes to town once a week to see the girl, gets her stuffs and this girl will just go back to the other boy that is even jobless.

My guy is finer and far richer than this new guy, he's planning to start a business for this girl and I've been trying to change his mind to no avail. It's no longer normal, I would've said he's charmed but the girl has begged him to free her but he refused. The guy is even the one flexing the sample of the products he sent her. Everything she has done to drive him has failed so she just relaxed and enjoying the money.

This simping is on another level, it hurts me to see my guy in this kinda situation. I've gotten him picture proofs that the girl is cheating but he won't change his mind. The girl even admitted that she's been having sex with the guy buy he's claiming its a lie and the girl is trying to drive away.

Is there anything I can do to help him abeg.

No, nothing. Just let him be.
He wouldn't die, and if he dies....



The world would continue to move on.
And also less I forget even if he dies it wouldn't be much of a big deal someone would die minutes before him and also minutes after him, see? It won't be a big deal

Khalid72:
why do u wanna leave

I meant the conversation as in I stop the religion debate.

sisisioge:


Thank goodness o...until the next episode!

Meanwhile, see how you sounded like a father welcoming a prodigal child...too bad her poor mom didnt know her daughter was visiting her own side before to save all the trouble you went through. This children self! They will not talk on time

Lol. I'm only laughing but if you know how I'm pitying this man. Oh God. I just pray for manageable damage on the day if reckoning.

LadyRosa:
Just avoid buying her a more expensive phone,or anything unisex.Buy her only things a woman can use.

Women!
So if I go 4ck another man outside my mother go tell my husband.Where that one eey happen for Nigeria?



One of the reasons why I love the female possy.E no dey read meter.

I saw the first post and I wanted to comment that the Op shouldn't accept her back but I said let me mind my business. But now that op as accepted her back and you a lady could tell the Op as e dey go. Forget it the Op is lost forever. Nothing can bring him back again. We only pray and hope it doesn't end in death for him.

Shalommy:
Yeah boy, that lil hole made you. Chaii

No, you wrong as it wasn't the hole that made him. It was sperm and then egg. Do you understand or you want illustration?

timocruzcmbb:
You did the right thing son,you are now a grown man,law of growing up is take care of those who take care of you and show concern of those who do the same.unless he or she is feeding you or paying your nepa bills,those are the two life support that want to kill a Man in this Buhari government.

Lol, comrade that nepa bills na real life support.

Candidlady:
My gender are bad that iknow










But your gender are worst

What could be worse than Killing your fellow human for dick. Dick that is everywhere, both real and plastic. Real is even cheaper sef

Candidlady:

You can now see what your gender are capable of.

meobizy:
This rubbish slang will never catch on.

Well, I'm not saying the slang will catch on or it will not. What I know sha is all the slang that has catch on on nairaland were all thought to be rubbish when there pioneers started it.

DrBrainstorm:
Thanks. If you are beginner, it will be very difficult to do 50 push-ups at a go, you have to start by doing 10—15 everyday. Then as you get used to it, you increase it to 20—25,then continue that way until you reach your target which maybe 50 or even 60-70.

I wonder how many years Bruce Lee practice to be able to pull off 1500 push ups. And also do push-ups with his thumb and middle finger. Also he did pull ups with only one hand. That guy is fvcking strong and fit.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]You have time, my brother

You really do [/color]

True bro. I think it's high time I left.

Roland17:
Baba, which Catholic teaching taught you or anyone that Joseph was old? No Catholic doctrine will teach you Joseph was old, except the ones written by other faiths/ denominations to ridicule the immaculate conception or Mary’s place in the life of Jesus? Based on what we know from the Bible and the Catholic faith, Mary had an immaculate conception and died a perpetual virgin. Which means she never bore another child after Jesus for any human and Ezekiel 44:2 alluded to this immaculate conception and perpetual virginity and Revelations 12 did the same.

In the original Greek writing the word used was “Adelphios” which means brother which is distinctively different from “sibling” which did not exist in Greek language, so the closest would have been “blood”. The Greek word “Adelphoi ka Adelphai” meaning “brothers and sisters” were typical words used amongst extended families and people who shared the same faith or even ethnicity, it did not imply they were members of the same nuclear family.

Joseph was a carpenter and every year as tradition required, they walked to Jerusalem for the feast of the Passover and the journey was 3 days long. I am supposed to believe that Joseph, a man whom according to you was 90 when he married Mary walked to Jerusalem from the time Jesus was born until he passed? Remember, the recorded version of the walk to Jerusalem was when Jesus was 12, that means Joseph would have been 112 years old, with Mary and Jesus..Abeg tell me another Cap

Let me state that while I am a Catholic Christian, I am by no means a fanatic when it comes to religion because I know very well that religion has been weaponized over the decades, so has the writing/ interpretation of the Bible. One last thing, I believe Joseph is the most underrated character/ personality in the Bible.

Are you minding them. Now they bring in what historians write. One question for them, what the first guy said about Mohamed,was it written or was it not written in the Quran? Can't they even use common sense. How many people reached 90 years then that someone will now marry at that 90.

donstan18:
Is it now safe to say you don’t have any factual point to counter what she said?

Yeah, none. Since we are going to jump out of the holy books and jump into conspiracy theories by historians. I don't know much about what historians write about Jesus, or Mohamed.

donstan18:
Correct

Of course, what was I thinking?
Same history that said Jesus married Mary Magdalene the prostitute and had a girl whose bloodline is in Royal France. Or are we going to be selecting only the history that favours our narratives.

donstan18:
Absolutely no shot on target Broski.

Where are your facts to debunk what she said about Old men marrying minors in the Bible?

She's the one who's supposed to bring up Fact. Never seen all she wrote in the bible,
So let her bring up the facts where it was written that Joseph married Mary at age 90.

Trevor012:
Werey nor be Joseph father Jesus o

Werey I know. But Bible talk say, he allow Mary born Jesus before he touch her and they born plenty children

donstan18:
You can counter it with fact if you have what it takes.

What fact? Let's even reason logically. According to the Bible Joseph never had any wife or children before having Mary betrothed to him. So he had to wait till he was 90 before marrying a 12 years old girl I mean doesn't that sound like he agreed with a man to marry his great grand daughter does that make sense? Okay again in the Bible we were told when Jesus grew up before he clock 12 that he started staying in the temple he learnt carpenter with Joseph. That means Joseph would already be 96-100 years then. Isn't he supposed to have retired for like 15 years then. Or how can an 100 year old man father children. Even as at then age expectancy should be more than 60. I can't believe I'm actually saying this.
And Isaac when he wanted to marry his father servant was the one that went in search of wife for him and he met Rebecca by a well where she has come to fetch water by herself. I can't believe a 3year old was left to go fetch water alone at a time nature was more brutal. Did she see those fact from the Quran ?because they definitely aren't in the Bible.

donstan18:
Na this part gan gan pursue the werey.

The werey dey slander Muhamaad when en never read Bible well.

He should come and answer this...

So you actually believed Joseph was 90 when he married Mary? And Isaac married Rebecca at 3? Fvck!! What the hell are they teaching you guys? Religion really makes people stupid. I just see that now