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Jeon:
You are not serious...
You quoting my moniker irritate me, you knew we aren't in good terms..

So better save ur jokes to yourself.

Okay. Oops it's irritates. I won't quote you again. But make sure you remain a virgin till your wedding night. Being a feminist and non virgin us a very bad combo

Jeon:
ur sluts fighting over u [male hoe ]

Fati dear. If you aren't among the girls how did you know the confirmed story. Still waiting for you to gimme my first boy. Fattprince junior.

Jeon:
The fight nah from jattu.
Nah sis to the girl wearing leggings abi nah trouser.
The girl putting on white vest is at fault....

Are you sure you aren't among those girls?

SUCKCESSFUL:
Your experience is just a preamble to the misery virtual betting can cause an addict.

Playing virtual is just like presiding over your own liquidation.
Loss of weight
Restlessness
Economic regression
High blood pressure
Unnecessary Embarrassment and the likes.

When I see youths playing virtual, I just shake my head and pass, you can't preach them out of it, of course they know it's a scam but they just can't stop, more like hypnosis.

If you give a virtual addict 10k, instead of using it to sort himself out, he'll Rush back to the betting shop with hope of doubling the money, thinking he has a new idea of winning.

The story is too long, you just have to study an addict for you to fully understand it.
Virtual betting cannot make you, it has been programmed for you to loose, our youths should desist from playing virtual.

My two cents.

Well you can't SMH me if you see me playing. I make sure only money to play is with me which is mostly #200 highest 500 on days I feel I can control it but now I know I can't so 200 max. And I leave immediately after first game either I won or lost the bet it doesn't matter. Now what I want to do is budget 1500 for 3 days that's 500 per day. If I lose the three days then I'm out for like till the end of this year, thank God I'm not addicted. But I just have to win once out of that Three days to make break even and win 2 more out of the next 3 days to make over 100% profit. Sorry 200% profit. That's 3k for the week. I'm fine with that. Yeah I can do it.

chatinent:
Ordering for food weak me.

Only you go call the girl make she bring food. Rice, salad, and a pinch of moimoi if available.

You don comot belt dey wait for food.

Hanty go return after one hour only for you to see her serving others.

“Na wa o, is it not this girl I told to bring me food? Hey, seeeeeee, yeah, you, please come. Shebi you came here and I told you what I would want to eat.”


“OH, I am so sorry. Salad finished.”

“You would have brought the rice and moimoi like that na.”

After another one hour...

“Seeeeee, hey... (Lowered voice and tried to be funny amid anger) you guys aren't seeing us in this place o. What about the food?”

“Oga, the truth is that meat has finished.”


“Just bring the rice like that and moimoi.”

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E no go reach ten minutes she leaves, you go see girls carry plates of rice and big meat to go give some sets of people..

You will na summon he with your hand to come ... maintaining a wicked grin.

You: is it not meat I am seeing like this? But this girl said it has finished. (Immediately, you see the nonsense girl coming out with an empty tray after serving one ugly nonsense).

“See dear, in this life you see right, nobody is a hungry man. You were passing her and asked me what I will eat..did I beg you? Did I stop you... I mean, was I the one who stopped you?”

(She tries to explain)

“..no, wait! I am not a hungry man. You have served the stupid fool over there about three times but haven't even given me a plate! Let me tell you.. I was invited here..I am not a hungry man! Am I a hungry person! Is it food sb will be using to intimidate me? First you said meat has finished, who are those vagabonds being served over there with chicken. If there was no salad, bring the rice and moimoi, you refused.”

“Sir, please let me explain.”



“no..no.no, don't explain to me, nonsense! Go and eat you food. Useless idiot! Look at her. Nonsense.”




LOL.

Guy. Las las you don mad. I almost choked on my laughter.

Numerouno94:
The most painful part is that the board doesn't seem concerned, it's obvious that they hv 4gottn that United is a big team nd not some wannabe. Their body language 2wards Ole's lackadaisical nd lackluster display speaks volume. I already made up my mind 2day " i ain't watching United till there is an improvement or Ole is sacked"

WTF who plays Pogba in the wing? Who leaves Greenwood in the game when it became obvious he was after personal glory nd not team play? Dude was overly selfish 2day. SMH.

Abeg make ready for my Messi 2night. I hope his fit.

As in I almost ran mad in that Greenwood aspect. I mean when Edison was warming up I thought he was coming in for greenwood. That guy was so obviously playing selfish.

My tramadol. Didn't know how I stopped it. It was all God's wor. But I used it this week sha. But no more addicted to it.

Sorry. It's just coming now.

pansophist:
The way some girls de think sha

But she said the truth. He should give her her space then should come back for her after he must have grown financially to an extent, then after giving her to the extent of going broke he should give her space to recover again. The circle should go on like that till he grows old realizes that he has been useless. That's how real men live life. Life is about sacrifice. He is so lucky to have a girl like that because of all over 20,000 girls in his immediate environment only few are beautiful and she's the only one out of the beauties to love him back even though it is, as you term it, parasitic interest. At least he go some interest that his enough for him to live all his life for her.


If you thinking about how manly I am. I find it hard to give girls attention let's not talk about money yet. Cos I don't have. So you have it I am the most unmanly man you could get.

myfantasies:
Why

Why what? If it's why I'm more handsome. Well God created me like that. If it just facially, well he is more toned and fit than I am. Hope I answered your question.

myfantasies:
He looks manageable .

I don't see anything special about his looks, I am sure 99.9% of nairalanders guys looks more handsome than him

I look more handsome though just facially.

HEAVEN4444:
i made a post a couple of years ago that korede bello will have a spiritual awakening based on his astrological alignments. ITS HAPpENING. let me look for that post

yup the post is here. my name then was orunmila144

https://www.nairaland.com/5652615/astrological-reason-why-dr-sids/2#86196154

I've saved your number. But I don't have the tiny 5k for consultancy. I will reach to you when I'm ready.

I don't understand the law. I read on nairaland where a lady was sentenced to death for stabbing and killing her neighbor during an altercation. Why is this one now different. I've seen where people are giving life imprisonment for manslaughter and as little as 10 years for murder. I don't get it. Even Chidinma was not given a life imprisonment. I think the judges should put the life of the victims into perspective before giving judgement. Even sometime life imprisonment is too lenient for me. If you kill someone and you get caught you should die too. Final

Irijosa777:
I wrote my final exam in July this year, few weeks later I was in Delta when my course adviser called me to come to school (Uniben), that it's a matter of urgency, I went to school, then I meet her in the HOD office. She told me I failed two courses in my final exam. She said the department is going to upgrade one to "" then wave the other one to me but by imprecation I will graduate as a 2.2 student.
When, I thought about it if I should accept it or come back again to write the two courses (one in 1st semester and the other in 2nd semester) to get 2.1. it was a hard decision for me to make but then I made the decision to accept the offer because of the following reason.
1. Uniben is becoming too stressful/ I'm already tired.
2. The financial expenses involved
3. Economics department in Uniben is not a joke.
4. The probability of me getting "A"s if rewrite the two courses is very low.
5. ASUU and strike
Based on the following reasons I accepted the offer, result came out I graduated as a 2.2 student but some how I started feeling sad. Though 2.2 is not the best but then I also graduate myself. I can't come and kill myself ( schooling in Nigeria university is like war).
If I may ask, did I took the wrong decision?
Opinions please!

Bro. It's just emotions. Believe me you would still feel the same way if you'd stayed to do extra year. You already made the right decision. After some days you would feel better. Go out and be successful bro.

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CaptainAyub:
This thing wey Besiktas do today, no be him be match fixing?

I really need someone to convince me it was coincidence. 400 years in relegation for them.

Allwell96:
Wetin una dey take am do?

Well to be more attractive. And also for me who aspire to play professional football. It increases our body balance. That's we wouldn't fall easily when opponent try to body us.

DaddyRochie1642:
God knows I can never allow myself to be envious of anyone, especially if that person has money, because you don't know what that person does behind closed doors to get that kind of money.


That Bastard that was caught should be sent to the Firing Squad.


The Idiot even has Six packs

I saw the pack too. Wish they could transfer it to me before killing him.

Kayberg:


What courage and audacity!!!
A human being for that matter, and you throway face, carry knife, put am for human being neck and begin dey cut without any human feelings!!!

Arrrghh!!!!!

The live crabs my sister bought and cooked, I refused to eat any of them; upon hearing the crabs were struggling to get out of the heating water killed my appetite.

We killed a life chicken (my brother killed it I couldn't bring myself to) I felt bad through out that day. Though I ate it Sha.

Iamdbull:
I was with a friend and a rich friend of his was around. So we were gisting and this friend of mine informed the rich guy of how a particular lady was always asking after him.

The guy was disgusted because he stopped calling the lady when it started looking too one sided and here the lady was missing him and she couldn't reach out to him.

As a man if I call a lady atleast 3,4 or 5 times atleast you should call and check up on me once too na.

Failure to do so is a signal to me that you not interested and am wasting my time.

I know most people are scared of being vulnerable, but what most Don't understand is life is a 2 way choice: it's either you remain the same as you are no pain, no joy OR you try out things and then experience the GOOD, BAD AND THE UGLY + THE BEAUTIFUL.

At this point I don't care how much I like a lady, I only communicate with ladies that shows interest in me and reach out to me.

What do you think guys?

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Keep staying safe.

These past season you guys chop my money due to mistakes in username multiple time. All amounting to nearly 4k.

Remijuice:
They will pay!

I'm interested in the game and the strategy if possible..

These people don finish me!

Bro if you have another 5k you can spare we could strike a deal. I will pay you #2000 in a week for 3 weeks and give you your #5k on the 4th week. Trust me I'm no scam.

Ruthy12302:
Please my brothers and sisters, I need your input, someone want to help me with a working Visa for two years in Canada with full payment of 1.8 Million and 300k of initial deposit, please is it genuine, help me with your advice,

Try applying yourself please even if you not given the experience is worth it. And be persistent.

Stephenmoka4:
The problem could be, what if they lose at first attempt...

Yeah rule one covers it. Take only the amount I want to play with. After I lose at first attempt with I do mostly. I wait a little to settle the urge of wanting to play again. I mean I will give anything to play again though I think what helps me is that I don't play on credit. But because no money I go home even if it's to go take another money. But before I get home I would have reasoned and I wouldn't go back there for the next five days or even months. The problem is the emotions of wanting to recover your loss but since I'm not with money. I go home and the emotions seep away.

Stephenmoka4:
They use it to reduce their liabilities or somewhat protect themselves.

Do check video games terms and conditions, you'll see "acts and creations are subject to fiction, ABC gaming is not responsible for damages done on PC during installation of the game, ABC gaming is not responsible for pain, strain or visual problems on users playing such games etc any acts carried out or copied from the game is the responsibility of the user etc

If you check crypto wallet own, you'll see we are not responsible for incorrect details provided, errors due to blockchain network or wrong input etc

Nairaland own contains, user are responsible for information provided.

Also some will add, do check the recent updates on terms and conditions. They can bend it in their favour anytime, any day.

It's also called disclaimer. Everyone uses it even the guy complaining. Even books that tell true story will tell you from beginning that if the names and scene look the same with your life it just a coincidence even though they know it's your story. That way you can't sue them.

Mynd44:
Who isn't criticizing him at this point? You can't be one of the greatest ever without these pressures but he is sort of not handling it well. Everybody has slumps and bad streaks; he needs to get down off his high horse and not allow expectations make him emotional.

The goals will come, the flashes will come, it might take some time but he is a top tier player and it happens

Exactly. We just feel that understands football. He isn't handling it well all he needs is stay calm, think and shun all the expectations people have of him and play his games. And the Messi I know will come around sooner than later. Because even in Barca when the game is not going well enough. He plays basic football and pass the ball around then when the opponent feels they contained him already boom. He drives the ball in and slot it home. Or throws a pass no one was expecting.

Kingcalls:
Lol... whr are the 7th balon dor loading crew.... paulolee...report on the dance floor...
They kept on screaming...he destroyed EPL teams in CL , he destroyed French teams in CL , he will do it if he joins those leagues they said.... we told them that its not easy switching clubs ... that joining a new league doesn't mean there will b absolute guarantee that he wud perform cos he will not be going with the whole Barca team.... New coach , new players, new playing field , new tactics , new type of training facilities, new training schedule, new type of food , new weather , atmosphere changes , ud have to win over the fans again cos u havnt done anything for e

Bro he only just started. I can't say I'm a Messi fan because I envy that guy. He's just too good. Give him time. Though those saying he beat EPL team in UCL so he will dominate them. I laugh at them. Because league is way different from UCL. Madrid won UCL 3 times straight but they are still teams that beat them in League not just beat them but dominate them in those matches. But Messi just needs time he will blend soon. Though he wouldn't be as good as before but he will be better. Messi I know his trying to adapt his game to Ligue one's style. He will get it soon.

ANDREW91:
Please push this to front page.
I started playing virtual in 2015 immediately i graduated from the university. Then i never calculated d amount i was loosing because i do hand work that guarantees daily money.
But i discovered most of the times i visited the shop, i always return home with little or nothing but i never let it get into me because i believe i will make up for it the next day at work, unknown to me i was building an ADDICTION. Then i got posted to lag for NYSC, i was collecting 19500 plus 14k monthly salary. I didnt save kobo. All the money went to virtual. Den after NYSC no work, but i discovered anytime i had any money with me my first thought is always to go to bet9ja shop and i always loose. There i started making useless friends, hearing different stories of how dey lost 500k, 1million+, for my mind i said if all dis people done loose dis kind money, and yet still dey play am den i get hope. Not knowing i was digging my grave. Luckily i got a 20k job. My first salary ended up in virtual same day i was paid and i started playing on credits. Gave dem either my phone or laptop as mortgage till i got my pay and settle dem. It continues untill i relocated from lagos in 2018 and i discovered i didnt play dat game for almost a year and i saved alot of money that got me an apartment and other house stuff. Den 2019, i went back but i was not dat involved because i worked monday to Saturday. In August 2019 i resigned and guess what, all the money i saved went to bet9ja virtual, i sold all my properties because i planned relocating to another state, guess what, d money too went to virtual. 2020 i took a break because i was in a new state, den i returned back in June. But there is always a thread, anytime i return back after a long break or visit a new bet9ja office i always win. Dat will prompt me to wanna go there next time, den d loosing will now start, in the process of trying to recover, more money is goin. At a time my salary was no longer enough. Because i will borrow money from loan app use it to play babi and pay back wen i received pay. I borrowed money from loan app and people sotey, i was no longer able to pay back because my salary was not able to cover it, i started selling my properties, using some as a mortgage just to feed. And i was earning 80k+ as salary per month. It was so bad that i even took a salary advance of 300k everything went to the virtual coupled with loan apps and loans from people. I was depressed, lost hope in life. And almost took my life on several occasions. I will go home after lost, cry my life out and return back immediately small money entered my hand. Since 2015 i have being struggling to stop it but i always return. I lost my gf because of virtual because i always complain of lack money and i am working and she knows my pay.
So wen i discovered i couldn't help myself, i started discussing my problem with people.
Went straight to my ex gf and told her d truth, went to my pastor told him wat i was battling with, Choosed a mentor, Started reading books, joined a group in the church, developed hatred for the game after listening to people's advice. Anytime i see bet9a office i spits and pass, anytime i hear people discussing gambling i distance myself, paying less attentions to football related matters. For the past 2months now i have not played it ,even though i am still repaying the loans caused by virtual which still hurt me because i could have used the money for something important, and that makes me hate it the more, but there is a noticeable change in my life. More serious in the things of God, started hanging out with people and discussing positives things, beginning to meet more serious people in life, started writting down business ideas, things i have never done for d past 6years.

I WISH THE GOVERNMENT CAN PUT A STOP TO VIRTUAL GAMBLING. IT HAS DAMAGED THE LIFE OF MANY YOUTHS. BUT THEY DONT CARE.
IF YOU ARE STILL GAMBLING, ESPECIALLY VIRTUAL, I WILL ADVICE YOU TO STOP NOW. IT WILL DO U MORE HARM.
GET SOMETHING REALISTIC TO BELIEVE IN AND WORK TOWARDS IT.

You see I can't tell you to go back to virtual. No virtual is death. But you see Betting is good. If you believe God is against betting it's a sin. But if you don't then it's not. Betting is good if you play it business wise. I lost 3k between last week to yesterday. Yeah 3k is small but that's because I don't gamble I bet. To think of it the 3k was just part of the 7k I won last 2 weeks. I shouldn't I've lost the 3k if I didn't allow emotions to take a better part of me. I mean the bets I lost 6 out of 8 were just one game I added with emotion. They were Man. UTD because I support them. Barca because they were going to judge the coach of the basis of his next 3 matches. Even though I felt they weren't good enough to win yesterday. Or was it Leicester. Even due to kelechi and Ndidi. But I learnt my lesson. I will bring report about how this week went If I remember

Stephenmoka4:
Someone I met at Emmatex told me how virtual wrecked him. That was the first time seeing it's real what virtual can do to somebody, he keeps saying FG should ban that thing. He said those that are addicted to other things should be happy. He made mentioned of taking self rehabilitation, how his live would have been if he didn't go there.

Goodness, I felt bad that day.

I don't know how people get addicted. Maybe because I've been addicted to worse things.
No 1 rule. I take only amount I want to play with there. No 2 rule I win once I japa. Highest I win 2 times I run. And I count my gain.