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I got my first gift when I was 25yrs

What are/is the most hilarious things you had ever done to your siblings.

let me start with mine,
during undergraduate days, I lived with my younger brother, so there was a day I asked him to buy onions for cooking and he declined cos he hated eating onions, I just went downstairs to get it, and my slicing of the onions was so obvious , that when he saw the food, he couldn't eat it.

my gentle sister was helping me to iron my school uniform and mistakenly spoilt my clothes, out of anger, I took the hot iron and pressed it in her school uniform.back.

mumcy beat that wickedness from my soul.

I fought with my step brother and stuff sand inside his mouth, after beating him, I took him inside and gave him a sumptuous meal.

When I remembered this, I just laughed.

is that not 5hundred Iman she is holding

uhm.....


Seven years on the go

MumuJoseph01:
Same here anytime I step out the ladies call me fine boy

Fine ma..

I am tripping for you ooo

Hushpuppy Sister

SKALLO:
You just they write something wey only you fit understand.. Nawa for you o..

lols. no vex

are they still doing stuff like this?

I remember two years ago, one of my street friend(Confirm Street guy) came to visit me, and I needed a new phone, after sales I told him to let us walk together to the Railway at Pen cinema, some guys usually display phones for sale.

Na so we reach there, dey check phone and comparing the price. Not knowing the scammer guys were looking at us. So we decided to leave, the guy walked up to us and said he has a phone for us. A big phone oooo. To cut the long story, Alaye swap paper with money for us and ran away. My friend was furious, that in his own abete, they did gbaju e for him.

I jejely told mum there was not sales that day, withdraw little cash cos I didnt give him all the money, since then, anything phone, I go to an established and known retail seller.

lol.


So the visit to Ajumobi was oju aye.

Thats good for Ajumobi.

Call/ Whatsapp:

Fro 2500 upward.

very soon, no mtn 100 for people like us.

truthsayer009:
Potential investor on Nairaland ke? This is so funny.

You mean people would part ways with their hard earned money for someone online he doesn't know or can verify.

You pipu watch too many Bollywood movies Lmao

Yes I love bollywood

ImaIma1:
Truly the op is wrong with the way he handled things but i have noticed that anytime a person opens a thread to solicit for help, people use it as a license to insult the OP.

The fact that someone asks for help doesn't mean he should not be treated with courtesy and respect. But people just tend to use the opportunity to speak out of turn.

but seriously I wasn't insulting him, the only mistake I made was adding last bleep to my post. I was offering him advice and even went ahead to extract some available vacancy I saw on SDK blog and he started accusing me wrongly.

ImaIma1:
You sef like wahala

lol... I was being humble before but as he was just going that way, I put street mind join am.

Ganjama, Someone said we are a gang.

that we came to nairaland because of him..

Ganjafama:
Lol, I stopped farming ganja aeons ago. It's time for legit living.

Ganjama, Someone said we are a gang.

that we came to nairaland because of him..

prettysassygirl:
I don't know why Fatymore is apologizing to this uncouth fellow, even if I have a position to offer u, I definitely won't, cos u are too arrogant, I don't know who the heck how think you are, your wife finished nysc four years ago, and so bleeping what? ? change your attitude man,nobody likes a proud man, even you creator, who is more than able to give you what u want. you look down on people too, very bad, if your type get money for this life, everybody must to dey bow down for u.

it is well... i dont want him to see me as an obstacle to his potential investor but believe me attitude is like a smoke.
good morning.

Livecamp09:
If u don’t have anything meaningful to say, why don’t u keep your mouth shut and act like a normal human being.. Stop rubbing his conditions on his face

I don't want to reply you the way you did.


And may God forgive you for thinking I am rubbing it on his face.

eventsmallchops:
why not just go away so everybody can rest, you are found on jumping on thread and write "go and fry Akara and Agege bread, there is no shame in it, do you want to fry that Akara and Agege after your NYSC? the man you are talking to has worked in a standard firm before now , has driven a nice car assigned to him, lost his job and he's looking for another job, why are you against it? what is your problem? I didnt know you, nor had you in mind when I was creating this post, I just dont know why you wont leave me alone, you said you are a Corper right? do you want to work in a corporate organization for 3 years and then return to fry Akara and Agege bread by your junction? show me where I said I'm looking for start up capital on this thread, your problem exactly? why are you so bend on making me look bad? obviously you dont have a job! please leave me alone, I beg you in the name of God, go away!

I am sorry, I don't wish any bad for you or whatever.

May God in his infinite mercy answer all your prayers.

I don't know you and I am not jumping on people's thread .

Don't assume what you don't.

eventsmallchops:
you are a corper , doing INEC election job for 13,000, I would have also done it if I have such opportunity ,but you are not in a position to help me, I posted this thread because of working class people who may have info about empolyment opportunity in their office with good mind to help, I'm not your mate, my wife finished NYSC 4 years ago..

I said can someone just engage me in any productive things, I can drive well, I have experience as a professional pastry chef, I know micro soft excel , I can work as admin staff, driver, support staff or anywhere , are you in position to help? its beyond you, so stop insulting me, in person i would have given you a dirty slap because I know sharp mouthed girls like you, I didnt mention money on this thread, I said I need a job, stay away from my thread! if you dont pray to be in my condition , this thread is not for kids like you.

I am sorry if I got you worked up or angry

or if you think I am mocking your predicament.

I will never do that, I was moved and push with what you wrote, that's why I said so.

it will be important for you to note, I never abused or insulted you on your previous post.

see in this life, people you call your family are not ready to help, not to talk of outsiders.

Don't relent on people for your start up capital or think a job is too small for you to do.

I wasn't inconsiderate to your plight.

Thank you.

ba3 low..will come back and post

Ganjafama:
You don't need help son. What you need is manners. By the way, I got the help I asked for from someone whose moniker I won't mention., but you'll continue to wallow in poverty and lack because of your bad manners.By the way, if you need money to buy the ropes for committing suicide (I know you don't have any), just pm me your account details and I'll send you some.

you dey mind am.


he has a shallow mind and even looking down on people.

enemyofprogress:
I need bedsheet

ehn..where are you

Court of Appeal and Supreme Court is still there now.

eventsmallchops:
please , Just go away the thread is not for kids, it's beyond you, have a nice day and May God bless you.

you no fit carry me?

I received only for Governorship.
Inec pay my presidential money biko

eventsmallchops:
this thread is not for kids, just go away, go and sell your bed sheets, May God bless you , Thank you Ma.

come and carry as na you get nairaland.


Nonsense.

NJPot:
The full translation is as below

"We have not finished suffering the four years since broom party took over power and now the broom party has rigged itself back to power again. This next level go be die. I know what I suffered in trying to raise my child all these while. I can't continue with this burden. Since you people said you want change and next level, you people should take my child and take care of him.

God will punish all of you who put me in this hardship by supporting this next level of suffering. "

haaa..na lie

eventsmallchops:
you are a corper , doing INEC election job for 13,000, I would have also done it if I have such opportunity ,but you are not in a position to help me, I posted this thread because of working class people who may have info about empolyment opportunity in their office with good mind to help, I'm not your mate, my wife finished NYSC 4 years ago..

stop insulting me, in person i would have given you a dirty slap because I know sharp mouthed girls like you, I didnt mention money on this thread, I said I need a job, stay away from my thread! if you dont pray to be in my condition , this thread is not for kids like you.

you are shouting kids up.and down like a slowpoke, can you give birth to me, or does serving now makes me your junior sister age mate. Mr man calm down, I was only concerned about your situation, else I won't have posted what I did.

you will have given me a dirty slap, dem no born you well million times.

I thought Kings College in Lagos..lol

eventsmallchops:
I graduated from school years ago, married with kid, lost my job and I only posted that because I'm looking for job, you can not come on my thread posting such comment using vulgar languages and called yourself a good muslim despite covering your head, set me up in what sense? please stay away from me, I created the thread for those who could truly get me job no corpers? my wife served 4 years ago! stay away from me please, if you dont want what befell me to befall you , dont let me fast because of you, please stay way from me, stop insulting me! please I beg you please.

I never insulted you but you did, and what befell you, are you the first person to lose a job.

whats wrong with you? check yourself and stop replying with emotions.
Stop being frustrated and annoying.

if I should reply you with the same emotion or frustration, I.might actually imsult you.

I pray God send the helpers you will need to you.

and give you rest of mind.


this is my last reply to you.